Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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Nothing But Sleek Kittens And Smooth Seas From Here On Out!
Nothing but sleek kittens and smooth seas from here on out!
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Y'all need to clean your closets and under your beds.
DANGER: I morb for blorbos
the terrors of the past don’t stop
Me: a socially awkward toothpick of a lady with the angst of a 15 year old, mental exhaustion of a 70 year old, and upper body strength of a 5 year old
The same dang military recruiter that's stalked me for over 4 years now:
Ma'am, you are INCORRECT let me rot in peace I am an ACTUAL, LITERAL, NON-METAPHORICAL CLOWN all I know is paint they face, juggle, eat hot chip, and die.
seward day one: it’s interesting the little bug farm renfield’s got going on. gonna let him just do his thing basically bc i wanna see where this is going. i wonder what kind of animal he’s going to get into next?
seward day ten: if i give renfield a kittycat he will almost certainly eat it