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Mémoires d'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.

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Son, While You're Under My Lid You Obey My Rules, And In This Urn We FIGHT MATT KIRKLAND.

Son, while you're under my lid you obey my rules, and in this urn we FIGHT MATT KIRKLAND.

Text reading "If Mr. Stoker has a problem with this he is cordially invited to rise from his mouldering grave and take it up with me personally. Thanks, Matt"

Everyone's been posting their admiration for Matt's gumption here, but I feel that it should be mentioned that Bram Stoker was cremated, and his ashes (intermixed with those of his son) are on display above ground at the Golders Green Crematorium.

Matt Kirkland should know that he isn't throwing down to fight zombie or vampire Bram Stoker; he's throwing down to fight a father/son tag team of dust and small bone fragments.

An image of Dracula Daily creator Matt Kirkland juxtaposed with an image of a bulky funeral urn (reading Bram Stoker, born 8th Nov. 1847, Died 20th Apl. 1912. and is son Noel Thornley Stoker died 16th Sept. 1961). There is the abbreviation "vs." between the two images.
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