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Son, while you're under my lid you obey my rules, and in this urn we FIGHT MATT KIRKLAND.

Everyone's been posting their admiration for Matt's gumption here, but I feel that it should be mentioned that Bram Stoker was cremated, and his ashes (intermixed with those of his son) are on display above ground at the Golders Green Crematorium.

Matt Kirkland should know that he isn't throwing down to fight zombie or vampire Bram Stoker; he's throwing down to fight a father/son tag team of dust and small bone fragments.