When I Was A Kid In The Naughts I Thought That "metrosexual" Meant Someone Was Aroused By Trains And

When I was a kid in the naughts I thought that "metrosexual" meant someone was aroused by trains and was genuinely distressed by how common a fetish it appeared to be in hollywood every time I read a gossip mag.

One thing you gotta know about me is I love Resting, I love Repose, I'm a Slumbercore Sleepcel.

Me when the-

Me when-

The sub when it-

Me when the sub

Well, looks like it's all over now. The second-best option came to pass. The submersible was found imploded, all passengers lost. If they couldn't be found alive, at least the end came quickly. What a story.

Me when my eyes start vibrating

They found some bits in there.