Look-at-that-right-there - Mémoires D'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

Me when the-

Me when-

The sub when it-

Me when the sub

People just liked it better that way. 🙄

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

Well, looks like it's all over now. The second-best option came to pass. The submersible was found imploded, all passengers lost. If they couldn't be found alive, at least the end came quickly. What a story.

When I was a kid in the naughts I thought that "metrosexual" meant someone was aroused by trains and was genuinely distressed by how common a fetish it appeared to be in hollywood every time I read a gossip mag.

Well, looks like it's all over now. The second-best option came to pass. The submersible was found imploded, all passengers lost. If they couldn't be found alive, at least the end came quickly. What a story.