Look-at-that-right-there - Mémoires D'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

I am so scared right now. Why is the snot one his favorite? Why does he have (seemingly?) viagra beans? Aphrodiasiac beans? Something? Why any of this?

Love how they script the audience reactions. That, or they were planning on hiring at least 2 actors to be plants in every tour.

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day 404 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

And Ceaare somehow still gives the most ominous possible answer for each question XD

Conrad Veidt, Hans Heinrich von Twardowski and Werner Krauss in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari, 1920).