I Am So Scared Right Now. Why Is The Snot One His Favorite? Why Does He Have (seemingly?) Viagra Beans?

I am so scared right now. Why is the snot one his favorite? Why does he have (seemingly?) viagra beans? Aphrodiasiac beans? Something? Why any of this?

Love how they script the audience reactions. That, or they were planning on hiring at least 2 actors to be plants in every tour.

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Very Normal Youtube ad I just got.

Regarding the whole mamamax debacle, one thing I haven't seen mentioned is what vainglorious braindead bullshit the whole "Leviathans are coming" signoff is.

So in the lore of this alleged cult, leviathans are members of a murderous anti-otherkin organization used to scare cult members and make them afraid of leaving. WHY ON EARTH would you try to reach out to and deprogram people inside said cult by referring to yourself and your following that way??? If the cult is real he would be playing right into the leader's hands by aligning himself with a fictional band of bigoted gangstalkers! If he really believes that there is a legitimate cult then he is a whole new level of incompetent.

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

Having a great time at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience.