This Place Is Not A Place Of Honor, No Highly Esteemed Deed Is Commemorated Here, Nothing Valued Is Here.

This place is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here, nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.

i get jumpscared every time i drive past my old highschool and there's kids there idk why i just assumed once i graduated they shut down the whole place out of respect

I neither POSSESS NUTS nor do I WISH TO why are 99 percent of my targeted ads NUT-BASED I SWEAR I ALMOST WANT TO GET ZUCCED AT THIS RATE END MY MISERY

I really appreciate that Bram Stoker knew right off the bat that he was not going to be able to write accurate cowboy slang. And so wrote himself a convenient Get Out of Jail Free card.

Oh I’m sorry is “regulate the fixin’s of your little shoes” not something Texans say? It’s fine, he’s just making shit up to amuse Lucy.

"I dont know what HD is but my doctor says I got 80 a'them sons-a-bitches"

(will never not be my fav TikTok audio)

Any variation of "I Just a Baybeee" cause I'm basic. 😆

Which one of you clownstyle freaks threw my W-2 in the washing machine?