Jesse We Need To Go Back To Bed Soon And We Can Talk About How To Get A Snack At The Bar

Jesse we need to go back to bed soon and we can talk about how to get a snack at the bar

Someone walked up to me at work and started...petting me? Like a cat? Not anywhere particularly sensitive but uh??? Ma'm??? No?

I cannot.

People up north are FIERCELY protective of loons man. Don't ever cross them. My grandparents live in the middle of the woods and this state senator's kid started buzzing past the loons nest on the lake with his jetski and doing donuts around them, seperating the chicks from parents and being a general douche. Just about every mountain man and forest elder in that community was hungry for his blood. Men once thought dead emerged from the brush to curse his name. If he wasn't so high profile im convinced he would have been indie horror movie'd.

To mother,

I hope your nap was good,

And that your headache is getting better.

I'm sorry, but I have covered the table in hot sugar water

Boiling hot, actually.

Don't ask me how

Or why

It was supposed to be a suprise.

Supposed to be.

Commencing with the Hot Girl shit, to wit: impulse buying a label maker.