I Think This Is Getting Ridiculous. On Today's Episode Of Lore-is-hauted-by-tsc I Was Watching A Reel

I think this is getting ridiculous. On today's episode of Lore-is-hauted-by-tsc I was watching a reel and discovered that birth month flowers are a thing. I went to check what mine were. Do you want to take a WILD guess as to what the answer was ?

I- I don't know what to do anymore

eurylochus listing all the times odysseus saved their asses while he did nothing despite being the second in command. and then proceeding to start a mutiny. my brother in zeus do you really think you can survive without his wit?

epic the musical is like. IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT HUNGER (for food, for power, for home, for love, for life)‼️‼️‼️‼️ and I just have to deal with that

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

Since we're all experiencing the "epic the musical"brainrot very strongly today here's my favorite saga :

My favorite song:

( no longer you is also up there I love it so much ajsjksns )

Top 5 parts that constantly spin in my head and get fainter or stronger but never really leave me alone ( I'm writing just 5 of them otherwise I'd be here all day rewriting the entire musical honestly ) :

- SIX HUNDRED MEN SIX HUNDRED MEN six hundred man under my command , with only one goal in mind , make it back alive to our homeland

- if you make one wrong move then you're done for , anything I don't approve and you're done for I could put a spell on you and you're done for boy you better run or soon you will be done foooor

- when , does a ripple become a tidal wave ? When does the reason become the BLAME? WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MONSTEEER

- a Greek who reeks of false righteousness THAT'S WHAT I HATE , cause you fight to save lives but won't kill and DON'T GET THE JOB DONE

- time for me to be the father I never was ~just keep your eyes open~ SO MUCH HAS CHANGED BUT I'M THE SAME YES I'M THE SAAAME

Oh ,what did you say? No one asked? Too bad, my blog my ruleeees

( also this has the potential to be a tag game in my opinion so if anyone wants to join jump in!

@qualitydonutnightmare if you want to do it I'll be very happy but no pressure obv also I feel like I'm bothering you a lot today sorryy )

my blog is so funny bc most of the time it's just a bunch of reblogs and some random questions or thoughts. unless it's the release day of an epic saga. then your feed will be filled with hundreds of posts about silly dead greek men and gods.