I Think The Siren Was Convinced Ody Was A Shitty-ass Husband Bc After Years Of Not Seeing His Wife, This

I think the siren was convinced Ody was a shitty-ass husband bc after years of not seeing his wife, this sad excuse for a sailor (who is apparently scared of the water? what??) not only doesn't run to her but he immediately also tries to get her to solve his problems?? "Babe I've missed you so much or whatever, can you tell me how to avoid poseidon real quick?"

She probably thought he was a complete idiot who couldn't do anything without his wife , and I like to believe there's a little tiny bit of truth in that

Me in a random queue: The little weather weather is looking good today!

Everyone else:........

You: Yes I agree Sagey I look awesome today!!

(Anyways yeah I bet you look super cool every day so there's your dumb scenario ^^)

This is so, it's SO , it's so sweet oh my god you're so akxjjsnsajs

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Hiiii I've been busy but I miss interacting with u here soooooo

Favorite Animal, Landscape and Historical time period? :>

Hiiiii do not worry I know you were busy and I also got distracted by of ashes and my dramas so we're 100% cool

Favourite animal I want to say kitty cats bc they fascinate me , they are cutie pies of chaos and they love you but you have to earn that. Respect

Favourite landscape I'd say a cool magical forest that hides all kind of creatures within would be cool ( to look at obviously, I am no adventurer )

Historical time period I suck at history and I don't know enough about any time period to like it :( sorry for letting you down on this one

Rb with yours? 🥺🥺🥺 ?

Oh you think I'm insane ?? You think I'm nuts?? You think I'm a nerd who's waaaay too obsessed with random things?

WELL JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE IF I WAS INSANE BEFORE NOW THAT I'VE LISTENED TO THE WISDOM SAGA I'M DERANGED

Telemachus, to the suitors, while backed down to the corner: Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's be civil about this, let's make a deal: you surrender, and you don't die! How does that sound?

Antinous, cleaning his nails with the tip of the dagger: And how do you intend to kill us?

Telemachus: Oh, I can't kill you. But, my buddy can. Say 'hi', buddy!

Athena, with her eyes glowing red and neck cocked under an unnatural angle: Hi.