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LET ODY SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR
Me: so, Odysseus-
My sister: you mean ✨️odysasa✨️
my sister about EPIC: "its boring. hes just talkin about his family and that baby he killed. can we wach bluey?"
Omg i knew polites would be a butterfly in his next life✨️
Sometimes i just sit in my room and think how beautiful the cover of the circe saga is
My therapist called Penelope "Fenelope", so i hate her now
Apollo's reason in god games was kinda dumb, and i dont think he really cared at all
I imagine him making out with hyacinthus, and Zeus comes like "i need you for something", and apollo is like "im in the middle of somethin", and Zeus is like "5 minutes"
And apollo didnt care at all about ody, so his like "yeah, sirens"
Im just sayin, if Zeus didnt want Athena to win the game, he should have call Posidon
I can’t stop listening to the wisdom saga, IT SO GOOD
My brother: *trying to break into my room*
Me: fight little wolf, fight little wolf
Sometimes i have to remind myself that telemachus is actually older than me
Like, hes such a baby, but hes also fucking 20???
Im sorry
The wisdom saga has my heart, but the thunder saga has my soul
"Oh yeah, i like calypso :)" we're not friends anymore
Odysseus "shes so out of my league" of ithaca and penelope "im so out of his league how did i even fell for him (with in love look on her face)" of ithaca
athena saw older telemachus before odyseus did ok bye
Ody holding baby Ctimene
(I know it looks horrible, i used an old photo of me and my brother as a reference)
Telemachus: how are you??
Athena: im your cool aunt😎
Ctimene: