Bucky, Speaking Into His Arm That Is Recording: Day 14 In The Soul Stone, So Far No Notable Incidents,

Bucky, speaking into his arm that is recording: Day 14 in the Soul Stone, so far no notable incidents, people are finding various ways to amuse themselves. Right now the tree creature is singing “I am groot” to the tune of “Despacito”, the greatest song of all time according to Spider-Boy. I can not detect any animosity between peopl-

Peter, following Sam: But why a falcon…why not… let’s say… an ostrich?

Bucky: Correction, Sam Wilson is about to murder a minor. I have to go.

The US government is CONVINCED Bucky's still brainwashed because he keeps saying Minimum wage should be raised

Bucky, who spent most of life helping Steve get by with his 900 disabilities and illnesses: we don’t have universal healthcare by now?

Bucky’s therapist making a note that he’s still a Russian communist:

Future-ready codename, boys.

you need some bobby pins, friend

I just really wanted to sketch this shot„,

the hip holes are just very Kate Bishop [x]

bonus: Yelena over here trying to keep her shit together-