Okay But My Friends ACTUALLY Do This In Real Life. Like, Whenever One Of Us Hears My Friends Deadname

Okay but my friends ACTUALLY do this in real life. Like, whenever one of us hears my friend’s deadname (which happens to be a very common name) we all yell out “WHO IS _____?!?!!!!”

Doesn’t matter what the context is. We don’t even have to be talking about her. Sometimes we are watching tv and that’s the name of a character.

And also it’s like a reflex, if you know her you know the joke, if you know the joke you yell it.

hear me out, trans ftm evan, when he first comes out and transitions, all the pantheon does is gaslight people.

“Hey Pandora, don’t you have a sister?”

“You see her too?? Evan kept telling me I was just seeing things, but oh thank merlin I’m not the only one!”

“Barty, have you seen “___”? You 2 are always together and I haven’t been able to find her in a while.”

“Who the fuck are you talking about? I’ve never heard that name in my life, you’re mental.”

“Regulus you’re friends with “___”, right?”

“No…? Sorry I don’t know anyone by that name. You must be thinking of someone else.”

“Dorcas, what did you say the keeper on the teams name was again? She’s one hell of a good player.”

“I’m sorry, Evan? Yeah no definitely a dude, so either you’re thinking of someone else or you really need to get your eyes checked wow.”

hiii thanks for tagging me!! <3

well, here’s my little me lol

no pressure tags: @moonyswarmsweaters @noblehouseofgay @ang3l0fde4th4ndd0gs @junkiepunkie @outromoony

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Wizard Student Maker

Just a thing I made that lets people create their own person. Also includes uniforms for Hogwarts, BeauxBatons, Durmstrang, and Ilvermorny.

Go and take this quiz and make you wizrd/witch-self!!

Tagging @potterheads-cuneumformate @nyx-taylors-version @sspadfoot @equippedtolove @hotteststar @swimmingclass1978 @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @ashes-to-ashesxx @bisexual-bat + anyone else!!

talk talk by charli xcx is so wolfstar when they’ve just started going out and don’t know how to express their feelings

dialogue from my wip v12 (pre fisrt kiss edition)

F: if what we wanted determined what we did, Ellie...

E:

F:

E: ...what?

F: no, nothing. just that.

E: no, go on. *gets closer* what do you want to do, right now? if you could do anything, what would you do?

F: isn’t it funny how suddenly one can stop enjoying a conversation?

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

look i am very, very drunk (i drank 1 apple juice 2hrs ago) and my ethics code doesn’t cover this scenario yet (you are literally just looking at me). so. if anything happens between us (i impulsively kiss you) it is not my fault.