Dialogue From My Wip V12 (pre Fisrt Kiss Edition)

dialogue from my wip v12 (pre fisrt kiss edition)

F: if what we wanted determined what we did, Ellie...

E:

F:

E: ...what?

F: no, nothing. just that.

E: no, go on. *gets closer* what do you want to do, right now? if you could do anything, what would you do?

F: isn’t it funny how suddenly one can stop enjoying a conversation?

me: *comes out*

friend: wait but... but you... like women??

me: yeah

friend: but like... why? sorry, is that homophobic? but why do you like women?

me: well why do you like them?

friend: because biologically...-

me: okay that’s enough thank you

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friend: wait

friend: you always say “that’s what she said”

friend: that doesn’t make sense if you’re a lesbian

me: what part of that do you think doesn’t make sense?

Okay but my friends ACTUALLY do this in real life. Like, whenever one of us hears my friend’s deadname (which happens to be a very common name) we all yell out “WHO IS _____?!?!!!!”

Doesn’t matter what the context is. We don’t even have to be talking about her. Sometimes we are watching tv and that’s the name of a character.

And also it’s like a reflex, if you know her you know the joke, if you know the joke you yell it.

hear me out, trans ftm evan, when he first comes out and transitions, all the pantheon does is gaslight people.

“Hey Pandora, don’t you have a sister?”

“You see her too?? Evan kept telling me I was just seeing things, but oh thank merlin I’m not the only one!”

“Barty, have you seen “___”? You 2 are always together and I haven’t been able to find her in a while.”

“Who the fuck are you talking about? I’ve never heard that name in my life, you’re mental.”

“Regulus you’re friends with “___”, right?”

“No…? Sorry I don’t know anyone by that name. You must be thinking of someone else.”

“Dorcas, what did you say the keeper on the teams name was again? She’s one hell of a good player.”

“I’m sorry, Evan? Yeah no definitely a dude, so either you’re thinking of someone else or you really need to get your eyes checked wow.”

real conversation i had

friend: look at these two flirting haha

one of “these two”: hey i’m not gay

the other one: yeah we’re not gay

me: lol you have a very fragile masculinity don’t you?

him: no but like, i’m not gay. if someone asked you if you’re a lesbian how would you react huh???

me: well i’d say that yeah i am

him: (processing)

him: yOu ArE a LeSbiAn?

me: um yeah?

him: oh

him: but i’m NOT gay!

okay okay but “you are like the sea to me, so calm and pretty and you shine like the sun when you smile” vs “you are like the sea to me because you love me in a way that suffocates me and nobody ever taught me how to swim in people like you when i was a child”

me: what do i do

tarot cards: uhm... build a tower? idk man