Ok But Where The Hell Did My Summer Go?

ok but where the hell did my summer go?

i feel like it was yesterday when i was having a mental breakdown about an exam..... and you want me to believe that it was 3 months ago? yeah haha sorry but no

i’m stupid but i notice when there’s time travel involved

me: *comes out*

friend: wait but... but you... like women??

me: yeah

friend: but like... why? sorry, is that homophobic? but why do you like women?

me: well why do you like them?

friend: because biologically...-

me: okay that’s enough thank you

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friend: wait

friend: you always say “that’s what she said”

friend: that doesn’t make sense if you’re a lesbian

me: what part of that do you think doesn’t make sense?

update: it went sort of okay? there was drama, but not fun enough. yes i was involved in the drama. me and no one else. it was a mental breakdown. i get those often

i have a family dinner tomorrow and a part of me doesn’t wanna go but the other part is screaming DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA PLEASE BROKEN GLASSES AND SPILLED WINE AND COUSINS CRYING

real conversation i had

friend: look at these two flirting haha

one of “these two”: hey i’m not gay

the other one: yeah we’re not gay

me: lol you have a very fragile masculinity don’t you?

him: no but like, i’m not gay. if someone asked you if you’re a lesbian how would you react huh???

me: well i’d say that yeah i am

him: (processing)

him: yOu ArE a LeSbiAn?

me: um yeah?

him: oh

him: but i’m NOT gay!

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well, here’s my little me lol

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