So To Anyone Who Has Seen My Post About Johnny From Nct Hair Turns Out It Was Fake And I Feel Low-key

So to anyone who has seen my post about johnny from nct hair turns out it was fake and i feel low-key stupid for actually believing he actually grew his hair out in such a short amount of time.

may we have a moment of silence for the nctzens who actually liked his long hair

one of the best izuku mydoria smuts I've read in a while 😩

spacespacesp“Delivery!" 

synopsis: you were an exhausted, young professional and he was the hot delivery man who you hoped could give you more than a few packages. things don’t all work out that easy for you though.

characters: deliveryman!izuku x reader

cw: no quirks, cumplay, oral (f!recieving), mutual masturbation, izuku is 25, booty smacks, lil bit of pervy!deku, reader gets lifted but zuzu got muscles, creampie, use of pet names, pining before the nasty wasty, fem!reader, size kink, text bubbles not an indication of angst, she rlly is kinda stupid, reader is thirsty asf but pls don’t act like this wouldn’t be u if ur delivery man looked like this lmao (1st)

wc: 7k

❥ samii says: repost! and was watching mystic pop up bar and thinking of a meme i saw once so this monstrosity that i spent a week on is what i came up with >.> sort of kind of a valentine’s day post? i uH made the border a festive pink, so……

The subdued sound of yelling pulled you from your hazy dream into a waking awareness. Shit… what time was it? Your eyes shuttered and squeezed as a sliver of light peeking through your blinds warmed your face and briefly blinded your vision white. This was supposed to be your day off, twenty-four whole hours of reprieve that the fast life of a young professional infrequently allowed; a day where you could—were supposed to enjoy the simple pleasure of sleeping in past an absurd amount of time. You groaned as your ears picked up another muffled shout. Your body shifted to roll over and press your face into the plush fabric of your pillow, hoping that if you suffocated yourself enough you’d pass out into a deep, soothing slee—another loud yelp and the sound of toppling items greeted your ears. 

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I'm thinking about Staning ateez and I love some song recommendations

LOML 😍😍

you thought I was going down, but I’m fine, sorry

My lock screen+the last song I listened to and last pic I saved

lock screen / last song i listened to / last pic i saved

we get it bitch u love cigarettes after sex 🙄 ITS MY COMFORT BAND OK?? also i have that lock screen because i have that wildflower psyche and cupid cherub case and this is the older version of them in that painting

thank you wifey @cherubimbo for the tag 🐚

i'm tagging @waytoobright @cancerfairy @yoursinfinitely @stellariver @nonchalanity @hillarysss @sailor-solar @saintzjenx @neptuniant @astrojvpiter @saturnianneptune @lostinthewoodskhi @christyyyyyyyyastrologynerd

(love you, feel free to ignore ofc!)

This is so good👏

Newly Pro Hero Deku who isn’t necessarily a blushing virgin, since he’s had sex a few times, but still fucking acts like it.

Whenever he had sex with other people in the past, it was always quick fucks to relieve pent up stress, energy, or frustration. He described it as merely “a little bit of kissing, some fondling, and praying to the gods that he put it in the right hole”.

Baby was a disaster when you first met him.

He had never had anything serious or long lasting due to his hero work and trying to bump up the ranks as quickly as he could. So when you two first started getting serious with dating and actually had sex, to say it was underwhelming would be kinda mean buttt.....

He did make you cum, even though it was kinda rough and sloppy. And not in the good way.

You wanted him to learn your body just as much as you wanted to learn his.

So when he finally got a week long vacation after an excruciatingly long case, you were determined to learn each other’s bodies and kinks.

Now that was an interesting week. Deku was so attentive, he made you cum more in one day than he had orgasmed himself in the entire week. You were pretty sure you saw him writing how to properly finger you while thumbing you clit to make you squirt in his notebooks.

But now though. You created a fucking monster. A monster with a huge dick, that he finally knows how to work, and with glorious fingers and tongue that you’re batting away more often than not.

You tried to push Deku away when he came home still pent up with OFA pumping excitably through his veins. He only shushed you with kisses as he pushed you on your back on the couch before ripping away everything you wore and going to work.

He had been in between your legs for what felt like hours now. Loudly slurping and smacking on your lips and juices, as if he were a man starved.

He groaned every time you whined and bucked your hips into his mouth. His teeth nipped at your inner thighs, pink lips wrapped tightly around your swollen clit as he pulled it softly from under its hood.

After your third orgasm in less then fifteen minutes, you couldn’t help the tears that flowed down your cheeks. You were sobbing, shoving his head away, but also gripping his curls tight in between your legs to just ride out that last buzzing orgasm. When you could finally find your voice, you whimpered,

“Izu, please, I can’t, I can’t, no more, please—”

“Just one more time, baby please, you just taste so fucking good I can’t help myself. One more time with my tongue and then—and then just, like two or three, or maybe four, on my cock! Please, love, just a couple more times. Please?”

You couldn’t even deny the monster you created. You could only whimper and nod, let him smile that smile that flashed on billboards, before burying his face in between your legs while producing the lewdest moan, just from the taste of you on his tongue.