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As a black woman this is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣

Black coded Fanfiction made by black writers >>>

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

but my thing is will laughed at the "joke" and then saw that jade didn't like it so he slapped him,that's a problem for me and let's be real chris rock has made worse jokes then that 🤷🏽‍♀️

Idc, if someone was making fun of MY wife’s chronic disorder that she is supposedly very sensitive about in front of thousands of people, I’d get on stage and smack the shit out of him too

I've been watching young famous and african and.... now here me out.... does anyone else find andile ncube... maybe...like hot??, like damn 👀

i cried, so cute 🥰🥰

ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕪'𝕤 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥

𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒 𝚡 𝚏!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚌: 𝟾.𝟾𝚔 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎: 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝙰𝚔𝚊𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚞𝚖𝚋 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚕  𝚜𝚢𝚗𝚘𝚙𝚜𝚒𝚜: 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎: 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙰𝚔𝚊𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒 𝙺𝚎𝚒𝚓𝚒 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚋: 𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢'𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝙴𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑

𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 <𝟹

It’s strange how you learn so many things at such a young age. How you go about your everyday life seeing new things and learning new things about the world around you. At least that’s what AKAASHI KEIJI likes to believe. He tends to observe the world around him, learning new things about the people around him. He often picks up on people’s behaviors and how they like to portray themselves to the world.

“Halley’s Comet-” He slightly jumps in his seat, watching his science teacher pull up a photo of said comet on the projector. “-Discovered in 1708 by English astronomer, Edmond Halley. It’s a comet that orbits the earth every 75 years. It’s the only comet that is visible to the naked eye when it passes by. Some people tend to see it at least twice in their life and other times, they just see it once in their life.” His teacher says. Akaashi lays his head against the palm of his hand, the tiredness beginning to take over. From the corner of his eye, he sees a student raise their hand, to which the teacher acknowledges them.

“Why are we learning about Halley’s Comet? Isn’t that something that people in the states or in Europe learn?” The girl asked, making the teacher shake his head.

“It’s something that everyone learns about, so the day that you guys see the comet, you’ll be able to identify that it’s Halley’s Comet.” He says, continuing to proceed with the lesson. 

This was something that sparked an interest in Akaashi’s mind. A comet that orbits the Earth every 75 years, being the most visible to the naked eye. A comet that most individuals see at least once in their lifetime. He took that information and applied it to his everyday life. You tend to meet people that are meant to stay in your life at least once in your life. In friendships, he claimed that Bokuto Kōtarō was a friend that he was supposed to meet once in his life. His family is one that he was grateful to have.

“You know Hina from Class 2-3?” Akaashi overhears Bokuto asking from across the locker room, making him hum in response as he changes into his practice uniform. “She thinks you’re cute.” Akaashi stops for a bit to let what Bokuto said process. He continues going back to putting his uniform on, ignoring what Bokuto just told him.

“Oi-” He looks to the side to see Bokuto standing a few feet away from him. “Didn’t you hear me? Hina? Captain of the girl’s volleyball team?”

“No, I heard you.” Akaashi looks back into his locker, taking his volleyball shoes out.

“So what do you think? Hina’s cute, really smart and really kind! Plus she’s a setter for the team too! You should give it a shot!” Bokuto exclaims, making Akaashi sigh.

“Not interested.” Akaashi bluntly says, making Bokuto screech in shock. He stares at Akaashi as if he was crazy.

“WHAT? HOW CAN YOU- WHAT? AKAASHI!” Bokuto exclaims as Akaashi continues tying his shoes. “AKAASHI, SHE’S THE PERFECT MATCH FOR YOU! THE GIRL THAT EVERYONE WANTS, WANTS YOU! HOW CAN YOU NOT TAKE UP THE CHANCE TO BE WITH HER?!” Akaashi would be lying if he said he didn’t think the same way about the girl Bokuto brought up. But he just wasn’t interested in her. No girl at Fukurodani caught his eye.

Once practice was over, Akaashi immediately made his way back home. Throughout practice, Bokuto kept calling him crazy for not wanting to get with the girl everyone’s been wanting. It got to the point that the entire team was looking at him crazy. “Ugh, maybe I’ll try to talk to her tomorrow…” Akaashi thinks to himself as he waits for his bus. He looks up to the sky, remembering back to what his teacher said.

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one of the best izuku mydoria smuts I've read in a while 😩

spacespacesp“Delivery!" 

synopsis: you were an exhausted, young professional and he was the hot delivery man who you hoped could give you more than a few packages. things don’t all work out that easy for you though.

characters: deliveryman!izuku x reader

cw: no quirks, cumplay, oral (f!recieving), mutual masturbation, izuku is 25, booty smacks, lil bit of pervy!deku, reader gets lifted but zuzu got muscles, creampie, use of pet names, pining before the nasty wasty, fem!reader, size kink, text bubbles not an indication of angst, she rlly is kinda stupid, reader is thirsty asf but pls don’t act like this wouldn’t be u if ur delivery man looked like this lmao (1st)

wc: 7k

❥ samii says: repost! and was watching mystic pop up bar and thinking of a meme i saw once so this monstrosity that i spent a week on is what i came up with >.> sort of kind of a valentine’s day post? i uH made the border a festive pink, so……

The subdued sound of yelling pulled you from your hazy dream into a waking awareness. Shit… what time was it? Your eyes shuttered and squeezed as a sliver of light peeking through your blinds warmed your face and briefly blinded your vision white. This was supposed to be your day off, twenty-four whole hours of reprieve that the fast life of a young professional infrequently allowed; a day where you could—were supposed to enjoy the simple pleasure of sleeping in past an absurd amount of time. You groaned as your ears picked up another muffled shout. Your body shifted to roll over and press your face into the plush fabric of your pillow, hoping that if you suffocated yourself enough you’d pass out into a deep, soothing slee—another loud yelp and the sound of toppling items greeted your ears. 

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i wasn't tagged but it seems like fun so

1. zoo - sm town

2. last text - jake Miller

3. good little boy - ateez

4. really don't care - demi lovato

i don't really have any moots expect @jeonwonhi

rules: list 4 songs you have on repeat right now

Thanks for the tag 🤍 @sweetyoungk

1. Wonpil - Unpainted Canvas

2. DAY6 - Rescue Me

3. 2PM - A.D.T.O.Y

4. Seventeen - Anyone

Tagging: @canadianwatermelon @nimbleantelope @lixtinyhands @shesgonemad

which one tho 👀😭, i don't really care who it is tho 💅🏽🤷🏽‍♀️

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I’D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to <3

this fine ass man 😌

LOML 😍😍

you thought I was going down, but I’m fine, sorry

When it's LO$ER = LO♥ER era, but you keep listening to 0x1=LOVESONG

18+, minors dni fr or i’ll disintegrate

works best on mobile, screenshot and get some dick

feel free to share your results!

My lock screen+the last song I listened to and last pic I saved

lock screen / last song i listened to / last pic i saved

we get it bitch u love cigarettes after sex 🙄 ITS MY COMFORT BAND OK?? also i have that lock screen because i have that wildflower psyche and cupid cherub case and this is the older version of them in that painting

thank you wifey @cherubimbo for the tag 🐚

i'm tagging @waytoobright @cancerfairy @yoursinfinitely @stellariver @nonchalanity @hillarysss @sailor-solar @saintzjenx @neptuniant @astrojvpiter @saturnianneptune @lostinthewoodskhi @christyyyyyyyyastrologynerd

(love you, feel free to ignore ofc!)

This is so good👏

Newly Pro Hero Deku who isn’t necessarily a blushing virgin, since he’s had sex a few times, but still fucking acts like it.

Whenever he had sex with other people in the past, it was always quick fucks to relieve pent up stress, energy, or frustration. He described it as merely “a little bit of kissing, some fondling, and praying to the gods that he put it in the right hole”.

Baby was a disaster when you first met him.

He had never had anything serious or long lasting due to his hero work and trying to bump up the ranks as quickly as he could. So when you two first started getting serious with dating and actually had sex, to say it was underwhelming would be kinda mean buttt.....

He did make you cum, even though it was kinda rough and sloppy. And not in the good way.

You wanted him to learn your body just as much as you wanted to learn his.

So when he finally got a week long vacation after an excruciatingly long case, you were determined to learn each other’s bodies and kinks.

Now that was an interesting week. Deku was so attentive, he made you cum more in one day than he had orgasmed himself in the entire week. You were pretty sure you saw him writing how to properly finger you while thumbing you clit to make you squirt in his notebooks.

But now though. You created a fucking monster. A monster with a huge dick, that he finally knows how to work, and with glorious fingers and tongue that you’re batting away more often than not.

You tried to push Deku away when he came home still pent up with OFA pumping excitably through his veins. He only shushed you with kisses as he pushed you on your back on the couch before ripping away everything you wore and going to work.

He had been in between your legs for what felt like hours now. Loudly slurping and smacking on your lips and juices, as if he were a man starved.

He groaned every time you whined and bucked your hips into his mouth. His teeth nipped at your inner thighs, pink lips wrapped tightly around your swollen clit as he pulled it softly from under its hood.

After your third orgasm in less then fifteen minutes, you couldn’t help the tears that flowed down your cheeks. You were sobbing, shoving his head away, but also gripping his curls tight in between your legs to just ride out that last buzzing orgasm. When you could finally find your voice, you whimpered,

“Izu, please, I can’t, I can’t, no more, please—”

“Just one more time, baby please, you just taste so fucking good I can’t help myself. One more time with my tongue and then—and then just, like two or three, or maybe four, on my cock! Please, love, just a couple more times. Please?”

You couldn’t even deny the monster you created. You could only whimper and nod, let him smile that smile that flashed on billboards, before burying his face in between your legs while producing the lewdest moan, just from the taste of you on his tongue.

That bts law in Korea that allows kpop idols to push back their enlistment isn't a good idea to me bc i feel like with that law being in place fans will be anticipating their enlistment and i know personally i hate the feeling of anticipation but as always that's just my opinion on that situation 🤷🏽

So to anyone who has seen my post about johnny from nct hair turns out it was fake and i feel low-key stupid for actually believing he actually grew his hair out in such a short amount of time.

may we have a moment of silence for the nctzens who actually liked his long hair

I love everything about this 😫😍

Tiktok Is the New Tinder

Pairing: tiktoker!felix x tiktoker!reader

Summary: It all started with one simple duet. A simple reaction to a simple video for you and Felix to become the most iconic duo on the app. The question is, how far are you willing to take it?

Warnings: Sexual tension, foul language, hinting at a blowjob 

Word count: 3.2k

“Okay, now drop—no Y/N, drop like squat,” your friend whined as she set up the tripod and ring light with your Iphone.

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I have said this time and time again but I think BTS stray kids Got7 in any other K-Pop group should enlist in the military as fast as possible just to get it out the way and that way they can be back to doing what they love which I assume is them performing and making music for their fans, but hey that's just my opinion on that situation

Am I the only one who doesn't really like Johnny's long hair?,now don't get me wrong I still think he looks good but I don't really love the look on him,maybe it's the blonde or something but I like his short hair better.🤷🏽‍♀️

P.s. Johnny is human and can do whatever tf he wants but this is just my opinion

boyfriend material ✨mark✨Lee✨

I'm thinking about Staning ateez and I love some song recommendations