At This Point I Will Take Whatever Locked Tomb Content Tazmuir Wants To Give Whenever She Wants To Give

at this point i will take whatever locked tomb content tazmuir wants to give whenever she wants to give it to us. she could be like “sorry guys no alecto news this year :/ it’s looking like a five year projection before release :/ but here’s a chapter written from marta dyas’s perspective at canaan house. here’s a limerick about what would have happened if harrow had never opened the locked tomb. here’s valancy trinit’s personal diary” and i would be absolutely and perfectly content

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the most annoying takes right now are the people twitter theorizing about why calling conservatives & fascists "weird" is Bad Actually and listen i'm sorry you missed the memo but there is no greater moral or philosophical purpose to this besides cyberbullying them in a way that actually hurts their feelings and diminishes their sway. they love portraying themselves as normal and they love being portrayed as evil and powerful. they extraordinarily hate being seen as weird little freaks everyone laughs at. i believe in the human capacity to hold both weirdo, freak, pervert (highly affectionate) and weirdo, freak, pervert (extremely derogatory) and to know the difference between them

Did they just confirm THAT!?

The average person in the six duchies hits rock bottom 3 times a year factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person hits rock bottom 0 times a year. Fitzchivalry Farseer, hits rock bottom everyday, is an outlier and should not have been counted