On One Hand, I Love The Potential For Angst In A Villainous Self-ship. I Love Them, But What Theyre Doing

On one hand, I love the potential for angst in a villainous self-ship. I love them, but what they’re doing is horrifying, and the push and pull of that internal conflict is delicious.

On the other hand, I also love the idea of being all in for my F/O’s villainy. Helping to wash the blood from their hair or clothes, grabbing painkillers from the cupboard, scheming with them and offering ideas, being a sweet and loving lil housewife/househusband so they have a nice meal prepared when they come back from the carnage. That twisted sense of domesticity 🤲

Imagine your villainous (or any other) F/O kissing and biting and sucking hard at your neck, over and over again, leaving hickies and bruises for the pleasure of putting their mark on you.

one of the most ship dynamics of all time

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

Crushing on a fictional character specifically in an "I want to suck their dick" way is inconvenient as hell. Like, at least an aesthetic attraction for a fictional character is actionable: the aesthetic qualities that draw you to them exist and can be engaged with. What are you going to do about a fictitious penis? At least half the time there isn't any textual evidence that they even have one, and if they do, so what? You're not gonna suck that dick – it's ephemeral, my dude. The dick is a lie.

reminder that your f/o thinks that your gender identity is real and valid and they'll fight anyone and everyone who says otherwise, consciously misgenders you, and/or refuses to use the correct pronouns