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Watching Trese W Kuya Iwa And Oikawa Hcs?
watching trese w kuya iwa and oikawa hcs? šš
bestie romeo back at it again with the kuya iwa hc ideas.
BEING FR- I FORGOT A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO THIS IS PROLLY VAGUE
gn! reader (ALSO: t = tooru oikawa; h = hajime iwaizumi; y/n = you)
CW! SOME SPOILERS FROM TRESE. READ AT YOUR OWN WILL. ALSO, slight language
watching trese with oikawa and half-filipino! iwaizumi

you and iwa wouldāve watched it already, but oikawa brings it up one day when he sees it while finding what to watch on netflix.
t: iwa channn, y/n channn!! did you watch that new filipino anime that came out on netflix yet??
h: yea what about it?
t: CAN YOU GUYS WATCH WITH MEEE I WANT TO WATCH A FILIPINO ANIME WITH MY IRL FILIPINO FRIENDS PLEASEEEE
y/n: im down!! we can educate you on our culture and myths too.
youāre all either at oikawaās house or hajiās, but if youāre at hajiās, heāll have filipino snacks for all of you to really enhance the experience.
we got everything like boy bawang, balut, oishi shrimp chips, piattos, otap, pancit canton, literally anything bruh. (choc nut for nuno)
you and hajime will be cuddling on the couch or be closer to each other than oikawa and heās there third wheeling like šš
t: huh itās getting a little cold in here donāt you think
h: *throws him a blanket* here thatāll fix it
I FEEL LIKE OIKAWA IS A MOVIE/SHOW TALKER
like in serious parts heāll shut up and pay attention but otherwise heāll just be talking and asking about it at random parts sm youāll have to rewind a lot.
t: ooh whatās that
y/n: itās a duwende
t: *tries to say it for the next 5 minutes*
y/n: tooru i will throw this remote at you iāllļæ¼ help you learn it later just sh for now
HIM BEING LOWKEY SURPRISED/SCARED AT THE ASWANGS AND WHEN HE SEES NUNO
t: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT
h: nuno is a spirit of the elderly. if you donāt say ātabi tabi poā on their property they will curse you. he reminds me of you.
t: IWA CHANNNN ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY š
y/n: šāš¼ NO well maybe BUT NO ITāS BC YOUāRE A CHISMOSA TANGINA (chismosa: gossiper. tangina = bitch)
when moments like the prison attackļæ¼ happen with the thing with the prisoner, he actually wants to chat about it and his opinion before the next episode. it turns into a whole deep conversation.
this makes watching stuff with oikawa so fun and worthwhile.
you guys would be watching in tagalog dub and heād be shocked to find out some of the things haji calls him are so rude.
t: OH HE JUST SAID WHAT YOU CALL ME IWA. YOU CALL ME A GAGO- ā¦ I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT MEANS IM TALENTED š
WHEN THE WIND ELEMENTS GET THEIR PRIZE OF GETTING LAID BY KAMBAL (pls that was so humorous i canāt) OIKAWA MAKES SM SMUG COMMENTS you guys end up laughing a lot.
t: woah ho ho getting action i seee š kambal went to town that night hehe
during the final battle he gets so upset when everything starts going wrong.
t: WHYāD THEY KILL CAPTAIN GURRERO WHAT
t: KAMBAL ARENāT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHY WHAT ARE THEY DOING NO
donāt forget his tagalog would be pretty slanged but heās trying
lowkey predicted the ending tho. heād be like āis this some ending where the lesson is family is stronger than anything or somethingā
5 minutes later: āMalakas nga ang lukso ng dugo, pero hindi matitinag ang pamilya.ā (the bond of blood might be strong, but the bond of family is stronger)
t: I KNEW IT HAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT
you and iwa: SHUSH WATCH THE DAMN SHOW OIKAWA
all in all, oikawa would really enjoy trese. he likes the folklore and he got to learn more about his besties.
he finds all of the aswangs and creatures very cool and interesting even tho they may look ugly/scary to him.
he liked that it was funny and really showed the culture of the philippines. he ofc would say all this to both you and haji.
he would text you two in the middle of the night that he got a nightmare of a tiyanak or xa mul. you guys would lowk laugh but reassure him they arenāt real for like two weeks.
heād also swear he saw the white lady of balente drive while walking home from practice even though weāre in japan???
you guys wouldnāt express it, but you guys both appreciate oikawa enjoying it and his willingness to know more about the legends and myths from where you two came from. oikawa def knows you two feel this way tho.
BAM DONE. I HOPE YOU LIKE BESTIE ROMEO I ENJOYED WRITING THIS.

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How bout a professional hairdresser s/o who pranks the bucci gang with the ādamn i messed up we gotta go baldā while styling or cutting/trimming their hair š
omg I love this š³š³š³
Fluff+Crack
Warnings - Language+ Alcohol+Drunk Abbachio
Bruno
When you ask him if you can cut his hair, he's a little hesitant, but agrees
He likes the feeling of your hands in his hair
"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."
cut the cameras.
We have to go what now???????
Grabs your hand and licks it to see if you're joking
Oh you bitch, why'd you lie to him like that
After it's all over and you're down cutting his hair he's chill and says thank you
Never lets you cut his hair ever again
Abbachio
Says no at first
You ask him again when he's drunk and he says yes
Here you are trying to cut his hair and actually struggling because this bitch is moving so much
"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."
Starts ugly crying
How could do this to him?????
Calm him down and finish cutting his hair, and the he'll probably go to bed and pass out
If you tell him about it when he's sober, he'll deny it all
Mista
Agrees immediately when you ask if you can cut his hair
Way too willing
Is really happy because he likes to be around you and enjoys the feeling of your hands in his hair
"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."
Is a little freaked out, but is honestly super chill
He wears a hat anyway so it'll be covered up
"Huh, I always wondered what I'd look like bald."
A little disappointed when you tell him that it was all a prank
Narancia
Another one who agreed right away
He cannot sit still
Honestly you're a miracle worker for actually managing to not mess up
"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."
Cries a little
Very upset
He doesn't want to be bald
After you tell him it was a prank he laughs it off
You got him good and it was pretty funny :)
Fugo
Very hesitant but he's seen you cut hair before so he trusts you
Sits extremely still so that you can do what you need to do
"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."
Eyes twitches a little
Grips his pants
Internal and external screaming
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MESS UP I WAS SITTING STILL."
Angry italian yelling
You just stand there like šš„²
Still mad after you told him it was a prank
Never lets you cut his hair ever again
Well that's a lie, after a few months he lets you cut his hair again
Just never do that to him ever again
Giorno
You wanna what now?
Not really into the idea of you cutting his hair just because of how specific he is with how he styles it
Still hesitant when you finally convinced him
Similar to Fugo he sits extremely still
Probably talks to you about his day while you're cutting his hair
"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."
Those words hit him like a freight train
"Yeah no, we're not going bald, you need to fix this."
Calms down after you told him it was a prank
Only leaves you a three star review because of the prank smh
Trish
No š
Doesn't want you to cut her hair at all
She loves you and she trusts you, but is very nervous to have you cut her hair
Finally agreed because you looked a little sad when she said no
Sits pretty still
Talks to you about her day and asks if you wanna go shopping with her later :)
"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."
Cries
This is why she didn't wanna do this
"Is there anyway you can fix it??????"
Please say there's a way to fix it, she can't be bald
Upset with you after you told her it was all a prank
Not funny didn't laugh