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Sexy time with Seijoh boys!

Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Oikawa,Iwaizumi X Fem!reader Genre:Smut Format:Drabble (its more than 100 words but still lol) Warnings:NSFW content,Ass slapping,Fingering,mentions of pet names(baby girl & princess) Word Count:0.4K

A/n:wrote smut drabbles for m'Inarizaki boys,so why not give it a try with these two? :D

Inarizaki Smut Drabble

↬Hajime Iwaizumi He's not mad at you,or that's what he told you at least; but then why was he slapping your ass so hard,lying on top of you while biting your ear lobe,enjoying the sight of you shivering with pleasure everytime his hands got close to your drooling cunt? he knew that you weren't flirting with his trainees, and he knew that you weren't trying to catch their attention on purpose,and he wasn't mad,but still… you have no right to be this gorgeous. and that was exactly what he told you before cupping your dripping pussy, smiling at your flushed salient cheeks. "whats the matter,baby girl? I havent even touched your cunt and its so wet for me already" "Haji-please,need you inside me…" your pretty voice,your pretty face,your pretty body, how could he even think about turning down the offer? Hajime Iwaizumi was not a fan of watching other peoples suffer,and you were no exception. "just say the word,darling"

↬Tooru Oikawa "T-Tooru..Mhm!" Oikawa didn't respond,he was to busy making out with your pussy to even talk to you,but he would be lying if he'd say that your quivery voice didn't turn him on.He liked it when you called his name,and what better time than when you were sitting on his face,moaning and desperately calling him by his first name,telling him how good his wild tongue felt againt your heated cunt? "let go baby,i wanna hear your pretty voice" he whispered as he got a taste of your juicy clit,gently rubbing his tongue on it to see your reaction,suddenly sucking on it without any warning whan he saw how stubborn you were,trying to hold back your voice. "Sh-shit! ah! Tooru! p-please!" "please what,princess?" he innocently looked up to meet your eyes,half open from the Euphoric feeling you were experiencing.of course he knew what you wanted,but he wasn't done with you yet. not until hes satisfied with swallowing all of your juices. you wanted to tell him how empty you felt without his pretty cock against your walls, how well he was treating you and how lucky you were to have him by your side, but all of your thoughts disappeared from your mind the minute his tongue slipped inside you. "A-ah!!"

Reblogs are apprecaited!

ok, ok, I'm back. I don't find that mbti type relevant enough and I despise tags, maybe because I have multiple personalities 🤣 instead, I will give you a quick description. Oh, and I choose Haikyuu as the fandom.

Adult girl, short, brunette, skinny with a big ass👀 I am very understanding and kind until someone really steps on my nerves. I have quite enough patience, however I multitask a lot and freak out when some things don't go according to plan.

I'm bi, if it matters, dom with women but totally sub with men (tbh, just my bf, but you get the point).

As of interests, I am a writer (started off with porn, but now I write mostly angst). I am also a photographer. I like to read, swim, watch series and well.. write. I do that way too much, never enough.

I like all animals besides birds 🙃 but my favourites are dogs and horses. I tolerate spicy food, but don't expect me not to cry while eating it. Oh, and speaking of crying, I cry SO EASILY when something touches me (be it a positive or a negative thing.)

If there's anything you need to ask, go ahead and dm me 😌

Fandom: Haikyuu

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Nsfw content cuz you're VIP

Word Count: 0.K

A/n: tysm bestie :D Here you go

I match you with...

Hajime Iwaizumi!

Ok tbh I always imagine Iwaizumi every time you talk about your boyfriend lol idkw

Oof I see a relationship between two understanding people. Iwaizumi has a HIGH common sense, and he has a high tolerance too, despite what people think of him.

:readmore:

He's not one to freak out (thankfully lol) so he would be there to calm you down by talking to you or helping you with your tasks. In the end you feel relieved cause the results are far better than expected, due to the help of your supportive boyfriend.

Lmao you a sub with men? That's nice cause I definitely see him as a top and let me tell you, he's a pro in bed🚶🏻‍♀️takes care of you like no one has ever had, and might be a little mean but it's just a teeny tiny bit and ngl it turns you on but you didn't hear this from me lol🚶🏻‍♀️

YEAH so overalls, a really fine man in bed :D I see him as the type of guy who would want to make his s/o faint from pleasure. He loves the expression you make when he drives you crazy with his cock so I contact is a must for him, which is why I think missionary is his fav position cause he gets to hit that sweet spot inside you and watch you roll your eyes back as you moan his name.

Did I mention that he's supportive? Like, A LOT. Would encourage you to do anything you want to as long as it's not harmful lmao. If it's kinda dangerous and you still insist on doing it then he's coming along, you cannot stop him.

MAN HAS THE MANLIEST VOICE EVER. Imagine him reading one of your favorite books before going to bed. He would have your head on his chest, holding the book with one hand and caressing your cheeks with the other one. If you're in for it then his hand might go to other places too🚶🏻‍♀️But it's rare cuz he just loves how you stick it to him and he gets to watch you drift to dreamland. He will slowly plant a kiss on your forehead, adoring how pretty you look when you're asleep.

He would always how his arm on your waist when you're out in public cuz mf is POSESSIVE as hell but is really good at hiding it. If anyone dares to flirt with you, he will give them a death stare and also a peace of his mind if they don't stop.

Treats his s/o like a princess. Anyone will forget about their problems once theyre out with him, and you are no exception. Would hold you and comfort you when your crying and will remain quiet, if you need him to be.

So yeah he's a gentle man, so you better not lose him🚶🏻‍♀️

Tysm for participating biscuit, and I hope you like this! :D

You Look Just Like a Dream…

… the prettiest boy I’ve ever seen

Hajime Iwaizumi x reader

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“Sometimes, I look at you and I think, ‘wow, I can’t believe you’re real,’ y’know?”

You pause, turning away from the tv to find him already gazing at you; watching you as someone who had never seen the sky would watch the sunset.

It was rare for him to say things like that, so affectionate and sweet. Iwaizumi had always been on the shyer side, the type that struggles with communicating how he truly feels. To you, it was an endearing trait, how he stumbled and fumbled, and flustered over such small little things to the point he could barely get anything to fall from his mouth.

Of course, you knew he loved you, it was something he showed you every day: periodic texts throughout the day reminding you to eat, making your favourite food on bad days, doing your laundry when you didn’t have the time, coming home with small gifts that he knew you would like. The list is endless. Iwaizumi was amazing at showing you how much he loved you… but hearing it… hearing it when you knew how hard vulnerability was for him? Fuck, it set you alight; something that should very much be considered a natural wonder of the world.

Smiling up at him from where you were nestled into his chest, you kiss the underside of his jaw before mumbling, “why thank you, baby. What brought this on?”

He sighs, closing his eyes bashfully as he lightly glides his hand up and down your spine, “I just think you’re beautiful, on the inside and out, so beautiful that it almost seems impossible” — he takes a stuttered breath, to calm himself down from the rambling — “and well beautiful people deserve to know that they’re beautiful... but only if they’re you.”

Giggling at the way his words practically tickle your heart, you quickly straddle his lap, littering soft pecks across his pretty face. He groans at the onslaught of affection, exasperated as his hands fall tight on your waist, but you can see the faint hints of a smile as you continue kissing his sun-kissed skin. You knew what he meant by that, how he felt he didn’t tell you how much he cared enough — it was a ruthless insecurity of his stemming from times where people said he was unapproachable and rude. It was a shame he felt as though he was somehow not loving enough, especially when loving was all Hajime ever was. It wasn’t his fault that his way of doing so was just unique outside of the movies.

Breaking away, slightly breathless, you stare deeply into his eyes and try your best to count all the flecks of gold as you state, “you’re beautiful too, Hajime Iwaizumi, the most prettiest, most beautifulest, most handsomest man I have ever seen.”

And it was the truth, you meant every single word. In fact, there were perhaps not enough words to describe just how perfect he was to you, never enough for you to say — although you would make sure that he would hear every last one, for the rest of your lives together. After all, you were lucky to have him by your side, even though he would deny it, claiming that the lucky one was him instead.

There was just something about him that was so irreplaceable, so utterly unique, like a work of art. He was gorgeous, there was no denying that because Hajime looked like a dream… but it was his personality that seemed as though it was formed from pure stardust; fiery, hot, and admired for all the magic it held.

Booping your nose, Iwa raises an eyebrow teasingly, “hmm, you think so? Even more handsome than Chris Evans?”

A soft smile takes over your face, so full of love — a love that you could only ever feel with the man before you. Stroking his cheeks with the pads of your thumbs, you place a gentle kiss to his lips before saying, “even more handsome than Chris Evans, baby.”

There was never a competition. Iwa never had to worry about other people, even Chris Evans, because he was all you ever wanted; with his determination, cute frown, and godzilla obsession, Hajime Iwaizumi was a dream come true.

Leaning down, you kiss along his face until you reach his right ear before dramatically whispering, “though keep this between us when I say that I think you have better arms than him anyway.”

His laugh that follows is pure and sweet, the prettiest sound you have ever heard in your life. It floods your apartment, decorating every room and open space with happiness. You loved his laugh, you wish you could hear it more often.

Once he calms, Iwaizumi smiles dopily at you — mirroring your own smile you imagine — before shaking his head, “ok, baby. If Chris Evans ever asks I’ll say nothing about how you prefer my arms to his.”

“Hmm, good. Can’t have him knowing the truth, Haji. He’d be absolutely heartbroken.”

And as you watch the joy dance across his face, you cannot help but think that never have you been more in love than now, with Hajime Iwaizumi — the most beautiful, most prettiest, and most handsome man you have ever seen.

annoying ; he loves you for the ways you find to annoy him 

pairing: iwaizumi x gn!reader

genre: fluff 

“You’re really annoying, you know that?” Hajime’s exhale is equal parts exasperation and fondness.

You think it’s what you love about him the most. No matter how you inconvenience him, Hajime’s voice is always a little softer when he’s talking to you, always a little more gentle.

Even when you’re clinging like a koala bear to his left leg, effectively immobilizing him.

“This is the latest workout, don’t you know?” you peer at your boyfriend from under your eyelashes. “Carry your significant other using your foot. It’s an addition to leg day.”

“I’m arms today,” Hajime retorts, crossing his arms to emphasize his point. You admire how muscle displaces fabric, eyes travelling over sturdy planes and sculpted lines before he interrupts with a cough, a slight flush evident on his neck.

“You— You’re ogling me.”

“You love it,” you laugh, and he doesn’t deny it. Instead, Hajime awkwardly lowers himself to the ground to meet you eye to eye, a move hindered by your grip on his calf.

“What’s up, babe?” He’s tender, as he brushes hair behind your ears. Hajime is so good at being tender, so good at being there for you.

“Nothing.” You pout. “I just want to spend some time with you.”

“With my leg?”

“With your leg. Hey, Hajime.”

“Yeah, baby?”

“You know I love you, right?”

Sometimes it’s difficult finding ways to show your reciprocation of his love — one so steadfast, so strong. Hajime’s the one always running over to help you, no matter where he is or what he’s doing; he’s always telling you to take a rest, to rely on him.

How then to express your feelings, then? By staging little rebellions such as these, where you’re actually screaming: Hajime, I love you! I love you so much!

Hajime’s eyes soften, lips brushing against yours as you close your eyes. “I know, baby.”

It’s the way you bug him that tells Hajime you love him. It’s the way he entertains you that tells you he loves you back.

for @yutari sorry it’s a little late, hopefully you like it...also it’s not proofread 😁

Iwaizumi Hajime knew you like the back of his hand-knows you better than he knows himself. So when you cross the threshold and into your shared apartment, he knows something is up without even having to peel his eyes away from his laptop; he can just feel that something is wrong. So when he looks away and his eyes land on you, he’s not surprised to see the slump in your shoulders. While he did expect to see you in some form of a disheveled state, it didn’t hurt any less to see you in such a muted way.

Normally, you’d come bounding in when you noticed he was home before you, and you’d call out his name as you slipped out of your coat and kicked your shoes off, arms held open as you waited for him to greet you. Or you’d find him yourself and throw your arms around him, nuzzling your face into his back or chest. You have a commanding presence and he loves it. He loves that he knows once you’ve stepped into a room because he can feel the love radiating off you. He can feel the heat and warmth you carry with you, something so delightful he wishes to never be apart from it. Your entire being, your whole essence, captivates him and he’d be lying if he said you didn’t have him wrapped around your finger. You hold his heart in the palms of your hands, and that’s where he wants it to stay.

Because of this, there isn’t much you can hide from him. He knows your tells, the minute changes on your expression and what they mean, every change in the inflection of your voice.

His heart clenches when you drop your bag, head hung low as you try to avoid his gaze. Iwa stands up carefully, slowly walking to where you’re glued to the floor.

“Honey? My love, are you okay?”

His words of affection tug at your heart strings and you can’t help but meet his eyes with your own watery ones, your bottom lip slightly quivering. Your throat feels as though it’s closing up on you, a tightness so uncomfortable you try to swallow to ease the tension. You try to speak but nothing comes out, so you settle on shaking your head. You know there’d be no point in lying to him.

Iwa holds his arms open, a slight frown on his lips as he looks at you concerned. He knows you’ll tell him what’s wrong when you’re ready, but for now he’ll stick to comforting you first.

You hurl yourself into his waiting arms, and Iwa lifts you up so you can rest your head on his shoulder. A sob slips past your lips as you cry into his shirt. He walks to the couch and settles you in his lap, one of his hands rubs your back to sooth you while the other cradles the back of your head.

“It’ll be alright. I’m here, always will be.”

His words of affirmation only made you cry harder, an immense feeling of gratitude floods your body because he would always be here. You couldn’t imagine a life without him, and you can’t even recall what your life had been like before him.

A sigh tumbles out after your cries had ceased to nothing more than a few hiccups. “Haji...”

He hums in response, and his hand that rubs your back continues to do so.

“Thank you.” You lean back just a bit so you can look him in the eyes.

Iwa’s brows furrow in worry at seeing your puffy eyes. The hand that was cradling your head moves so he can cup your cheek, and his thumb wipes away the remaining tears. A soft smile then crosses his face as he continues to look at you. “You don’t need to thank me, love. I’m right where I want to be.”

You kiss the tip of his nose and lay your head on his shoulder, holding onto him as tight as you possibly could. You may hold his heart in your hands, but he also holds yours in his.

meeting filipino! iwaizumi's family scenario/headcanon

- filipino! iwaizumi pt. 2! gn! reader

- this one is for my loves @jesus-christ-super-ace and @nanaomiomi ! i've been wanting to write this one since the first part an they only urged me to do it more (thankfully)

- this will be written in headcanon format bc it's the only way i really know how to write these things but enjoy babes!

(lemme fangirl over this gif for a sec) WHY CANT HE BE REAL </3

okay moving on. you haven’t met the filipino side of iwa’s family yet, and he invited you over for his mom’s birthday.

referencing back to pt. 1, his family already knows he has an s/o.

everyone wants to meet the person that won kuya haji’s heart.

he decides to pick you up so you arrive together.

tita: “jowa mo yan haji?” (auntie: is that your s/o haji?)

iwa: “opo tita” (yes auntie)

tita: “ANG GANDA/GUAPO SIYA SEUS SUERTE KA TALAGA HAJI” (THEY'RE SO PRETTY/HANDSOME JESUS YOU'RE SO LUCKY HAJI)

they’d def call you anak despite just meeting you LMAO. (anak is a name parents/older family call their children.)

when meeting his mom, you bring her a gift and call her tita.

“thank you anak! pero call me nanay. ay! hajime! ang cute yung jowa mo!!” (thank you dear! but call me mom. oh! hajime! you're s/o is so cute!!)

iwa is so proud the entire time while lightly blushing and you’re RED AS A TOMATO

cue the mano po to his lola (grandma), lolo (grandpa), and elder family members. (mano po is a gesture done by younger family towards older family for respect.)

you win points from them for being so respectful

omg his little cousins would call you ate/kuya right off the bat. (kind of like san and kun but used for older cousins/siblings in the family. ate is for girls, and kuya for boys.)

you’d get excited over all the filipino food while iwa puts food on your plate for you (heart throb talaga sha) and you guys sit at a table.

you steal his eggrolls and he'll steal spoonfuls of rice and ulam and the family would be kilig. (ulam is food eaten with rice and kilig is like a giddy feeling towards romance.)

all his titos (uncles), titas (aunties), mom, and dad would bombard you with so many questions about school, your guys' relationship, and about your own pinoy family.

you're super nervous because WE ALL KNOW how judgmental filipinos can be at times.

dw tho! they love your personality; much to your relief.

after all the questioning, you and hajime play with the younger children.

he would let them hang onto his arms while he swings them pls. and you'd give them piggyback rides.

you'll all play outdoor games.

if there was a crying baby, you and iwa would try to put them to sleep and they def look like your child.

cue the "eeeeee" and "ooohhhhh" from LITERALLY EVERYONE.

talking to you tita baby.

literally makes you blush so hard and you both become so flustered; iwa is just looking away like "stop pls"

they tease him more for how he acts.

AFTER THAT, it's time for karaoke 🤪🤪

i feel like iwa will be a good singer. like he can sing good but not extravagantly. BUT STILL GOOD YK???

you'd let tito sing "total eclipse of the heart" first and they'd want you two to do a duet.

if you don't want to, iwaizumi will assure you it's okay and he'll sit out and watch everyone with you.

BUT NAH HE AIN'T GETTING OUT OF IT YOU'RE MAKING HIM SING.

"HOY HAJIME KANTAHIN KA PARA SA JOWA MO" (HEY HAJIME SING FOR YOUR S/O)

KILIGGGG (they do that a lot)

now he can't escape. he's going to make you pay by serenading you with a love song.

he'll choose something sappy like "kahit maputi na ang buhok ko" by rey valera (reference to last post) or "with a smile" by eraserheads.

THE COMMENTS FROM HIS FAMILY ARE SO FUNNY AND THEY TEASE YOU TWO SO MUCH

proud smirk on his face. (and when they aren't looking, he'll kiss your forehead.)

if you do duet, you guys would duet something lowk throwback like "halik" by aegis or "my way" by frank sinatra.

whether you sing more or not, haji will just discreetly snuggle with you on the couch to avoid the teasing while everyone else sings.

LINE DACING TOGETHER PLS-

singing both maligayang bati and happy birthday when his mom blows the candles.

you'll share a slice of cake and you'll try to feed him but he refuses because HE DOESNT WANT TITA TO KILIG AGAIN

but he'll give in ONCE bc you're his love but call you an idiot/dumbass and look away

when it's time to leave everyone's like "bye anak come back soon!"

when he asks for their opinion of you, they think you're an amazing person, already count you as a part of the family, and 100% approve of you as haji's jowa.

they also say he's fallen hard for you.

and he agreed with them <3

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making halo halo with filipino! iwaizumi hajime at 3 A.M scenario/headcanons

IM BACK WITH KUYA IWA YALL 😩😩 this is lowk taking up my life and i don’t regret it.

credit to @jesus-christ-super-ace ! <3 you /p

gn! reader as always and enjoy :)

it’s a hot night in japan, and haji is sleeping over at your house for the weekend.

although you and iwa are trying to keep cool, the heat is still making it so HARD to sleep.

if you aren’t turning in bed hajime is. it’s been a good 2 hours of trying to sleep in the hot ass heat.

haji: “babe tulog ka ba?” (babe are you sleeping?)

you: “no. ang init kasi” *pout* (no. it’s too hot)

he’d turn to face you and you both decide to eat something refreshing to cool you guys down.

he starts to smile and asks you “you want to make halo halo?” (if you don’t know what it is google it bc idk how to explain it LMAO)

you also start to smile and start to drag him out of bed so you can make halo halo.

I KNOW this man sleeps shirtless so the whole time he’s just there WITH HIS BIG ARMS LIKE MMMMM

even though it was literally three in the morning, your parents weren’t home due to night shift (literally idfk just go with it 💀)

so you don’t have to worry with how loud the ice shaver machine is.

haji would open all the canned ingredients, and you’d get the cups, spoons, and prepare the machine.

omg when he’s done he’ll come behind you and hug you from behind while you prepare the ice shaver 🥰🥰

just so it isn’t completely quiet, iwa plays a playlist with music you two both like.

while the ice shaver is shaving the ice you put in, you guys would playfully dance together to a pop song that came on like sigurado by zack tabudlo (if you don’t know that song OMG LISTEN ITS SO GOOD)

having competitions to see who can make the most favorable halo halo (in terms of what you/the other likes in their halo halo, presentation, etc.)

your ingredients would be like filipino ice cream (ube, buko pandan) or just regular ice cream like vanilla or mango. (ube is purple yam and buko pandan is coconut and pandan leaves)

(imagine seeing his arms scooping up the ice cream to put in your cup oh jesus 😮‍💨)

the reg stuff like beans/chick peas, nata de coco, jackfurit, condensed/evaporated milk, corn (MAIS KUNYELO 👀), kaong, and all the other classic stuff. ALSO STICKOS UBE OR ANY OTHER FLAVOR YOU LIKE YUMMM.

it’s late so soft iwa is out (LETS GOOOO) and he’d be feeding some of his to you and vice versa.

taking pictures of each other eating halo halo bc it’s like a “late at home” date 😩 (like yk those “on a date kinda nervous” pictures? those kinds)

he’d give you extra of your favorite ingredient from his to make you happy (ie. i love jackfruit so he’d give some of his jackfruit)

in return you give him some of the ingredients you don’t like (if any) if not, you’ll also give sone of his favorites.

him smearing ice cream on your nose and then lightly laughing at you.

omg if you have long hair, i feel like he’d tie it back for you if you didn’t already so it wouldn’t get in your halo halo 💕🦋😮‍💨🤪😩💕🥰

sharing sweet kisses from all the sweet ass jellies, ice cream, and halo halo in general.

just to make it last longer, after you guys finish your first cup, you share another one together while cleaning up <3

makes sure you drink water afterwards bc you just had a sobrang sweet dessert at 3 AM and doesn’t want you getting a sore throat or something.

lazily cleaning up together while the sleepiness finally hits you two. (you guys literally just leave the dishes in the sink for the next day)

while you’re putting the rest of the refrigerated foods away, he’ll wait for you at the doorway/entrance way of your kitchen before going upstairs.

you guys hold hands while going up the stairs and after finding a comfortable cuddling position (iwa = big spoon) you guys doze off right away.

I HOPE THIS WAS GOOD ITS A LOT OF FLUFF SO IM LIVING HAHAHHA

if you have any requests (kuya haji related or not) feel free to leave them in my asks!

aoba johsai masterlist

pamamanhikan with timeskip! half-filipino! iwaizumi hajime

creds/request from my bb @nanaomiomi (I MISS YOU SM MWAH)

if you don’t know what “pamamanhikan” is, DW I DIDN’T EITHER LMAO

pamamanhikan: meeting your partners family/parents. (traditionally: groom meeting the bride’s family to show marriage is not between just the two people, but the entire family) (ty for telling me <3)

non-gender specified! filipino!reader (idk if it works gender neutrally so i didn't add reader pronouns) enjoy! cw: light language

CONGRATS READER YOU’RE ENGAGED TO KUYA HAJI 🥳🥳

both your families decided to keep filipino tradition, and do pamamanhikan.

you guys agreed, so now iwa and his family are on his way to your house.

both of you have met each other’s families before, and your families know a little bit of each other, so it’s mainly a "get to know each other" session.

when haji’s family arrives, they bring some gifts like their family adobo, wine, and soda.

your family made some delicious food like lumpia, sinigang, and turon for desert. (lumpia: eggrolls, sinigang: sour soup with vegetables and meat, turon: banana with brown sugar wrapped in spring roll wrapper; fried.)

the parents introduce themselves to each other and it’s going really smoothly! the conversation is general and small.

after the small talk, haji will ask your parents for your their permission to marry you.

HE’S LOWKEY SWEATING HIS ASS OFF EVEN THOUGH HE’S SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

“nay, tay, pinapayagan kong magkasal si y/n?” (mom, dad, will you allow me to marry y/n?) (nay and tay is used a shortened version of nanay and tatay, as a nickname used by your partner in this case)

“oo. pwede yan hajime” (yes. that’s allowed hajime)

claps and cheers from you and his family. (you guys def call him out for being nervous and he denies it)

now, in celebration, you guys eat dinner! sm good fucking food god bless and your families get to know each other.

your moms compliment each other on the foods they cooked, share recipes, and cooking tips.

your dads talk about work and about you two.

again, they’re getting to know each other so they talk about themselves, where they’re from, their jobs, etc.

you and haji will have small conversation while they have their one on one talks and you’ll tease him even more for being nervous from earlier.

“awww was my fiancé nervous on what my parents would say 🥺”- you

*shoves food in your mouth* “no. i don’t know what you saw mahal ko” (mahal ko- my love)

giggles from both of you AND YOUR FAMILIES GIVING YOU TWO THE KILIG LOOK (kilig- giddy feeling toward romance)

you guys won't have many plans for your wedding yet (this is happening a few weeks after he proposed), but you’ll share the little information you two have planned so far like who’s being invited, attire ideas, and a vague idea what the venue will be like/when it would seasonally be.

BE PREPARED FOR ALL THE EMBARRASSING STORIES FROM YOUR CHILDHOODS

you guys will die of embarrassment before you even get married

your dad will show baby videos that are really funny and haji’s parents will show embarrassing photos they didn’t get the chance to show you yet.

(watch one of them be haji’s messy face after eating ice cream HAHAHAH)

all of the parents will give you two advice for married life and relationships in general like to trust each other, make time for each other, never go to bed angry, and more.

CUE THE “kung nasaktan ka yung baby ko sapakin kita hajime ha.” FROM YOUR DAD LMAO (if you hurt my baby i'll punch you okay hajime.)

*nervous gulp* “opo tay” (yes dad)

OFC IT’S JUST A PLAYFUL JOKE BC THEY LOVE HIM BUT just a warning

“hoi, y/n. kung hihirapan ka kasi tigas olo si hajime, sabihin mo sa akin” - haji’s dad (hey, y/n. if you have a hard time because hajime is stubborn, tell me)

“why am i being attacked” - haji

“same to you hajime. i'll throw my tsinelas at y/n” - your mom (tsinelas- slippers)

“WH- WHY” - you

laughs from all of you guys

overall it was a great experience and really fun night for everyone. all of you are now well acquainted and your parents might hang out together sometimes bc they have SO MUCH CHISMIS and enjoy each other

“sige. we’ll be heading out!”

“ingat kayo!”

you kiss haji goodbye and YOUR PARENTS WILL KILIG: “eeeee!!!”

I HOPE YOU ENOYED THAT BB! i tried my best to research to make pamamanhikan accurate as possible but it may be vague.

I RELIED SO HARD ON TRANSLATION SITES FOR THIS PLS MAHIHIRAPAN KO SA TAGALOG BWISIT

if you have any more requests, leave some in my asks :)

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half-filipino!iwaizumi and reader make oikawa try balut for the first time (scenario/hc)

creds to @jesus-christ-super-ace for the idea mwah mwah mwah

reader is implied as filipino and gn!reader as always.

this is more of a platonic writing between oikawa and filo iwa and reader, but there’s a hint of ✨relationship✨ for you and iwa.

for dialogue, t=tooru h=hajime y= you

CW: LOTS OF CURSING LMAOO OUR CURSES SOUND SO BAD TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH 💀💀

god i hope my characterization for oikawa is accurate enough 💀💀

this all started when oikawa and iwa chan made a bet.

if iwa lost, he would have to take oikawa out to lunch, but if oikawa lost, he’d have to try balut. (balut: duck embryo that is boiled and eaten from the shell)

oikawa ended up overestimating himself and lost to iwa chan.

iwa tells you about the forfeit oikawa has to do, and YOU IMMEDIATELY WANT IN.

i saw a post that said oikawa was prolly a sore loser and I 100% AGREE esp in this case. oikawa alr knows what balut is, AND HE DOES NOT WANNA EAT IT

he’d act all whiny, come up with reasons how iwa didn’t win, and avoid the forfeit at all costs. i mean i don’t blame him IT’S AN EMBRYO.

so here you two are. LITERALLY dragging oikawa from his house to yours to force him to eat balut.

t: “NOOO I DON’T WANT TO. STOP. KIDNAPPERS. I DON’T KNOW THEM.”

h: *bonks oikawa’s head* “PUTANGINA KA SHITTYKAWA GUSTO MO SAPAKIN KITA?? (you bitch (there’s really no exact translation for putangina mo) shittykawa you want me to smack you??) THIS IS YOUR CONSEQUENCE FOR COMING UP WITH THE BET IN THE FIRST PLACE”

t: “BUT IWA CHAN YOU ALREADY SAPAK-ED ME. Y/N-CHAN HELPPP” (HIS TAGALOG WOULD BE SO SLANGED TOO PLS)

y: “do you hear something hajime?”

h: “nah. i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

t: *proceeds to whine even more*

when you three finally reach your intended destination with the balut waiting on the table, oikawa tries to bolt out your premises, only to get thrown over iwaizumi’s shoulder.

h: "don't make us tie you down gago" (gago: asshole/bitch. just an insult LMAO)

iwa would offer to eat one first himself to show oikawa it really isn't a big deal even though his O.A ass still thought otherwise.

if you also like balut, you'll eat one with haji saying how delicious it is and how oikawa is really missing out.

if you don't like balut, (like me) (DON'T ATTACK ME PLS I HAVEN'T HAD IT IN A WHILE I'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME I HAVE IT TO SEE IF MY OPINION CHANGED) you'll try it with oikawa to make it better.

omg oikawa gags so many times bc he really doesn't wanna do it and you and haji are just like

"gago ka pala :|. kainin mo na. ang tagal ka." (son of a bitch :|. just eat it you’re taking too long)

during the time tooru stalls to eat the damn thing, you and haji are sharing other snacks like boy bawang and skyflakes like the power couple you are.

t: "iwa-chan, y/n-chan :(((( stop flirting it's gross"

y: "by the time you're done that SINGLE balut there won't be any choc nut for you so bilisin mo." (choc nut: filipino candy bar. bilisin mo: hurry up)

both your eyes are literally glued to him so he won't spit it out or run away again.

when he FINALLY decided to eat it he'll close his eyes so hard and sadly chew it.

y: "how is it"

t: "i don’t like itt"

h: "too bad you only ate half of it when you have to eat the whole thing."

he'll eat the rest while downing some mango juice (gina brand ofc)

his review is literally "never again. no. i respect your food but it's not exquisite in my taste bud's opinion."

in addition, you and tooru managed to come up with a plan yourselves. you guys literally have telepathy, and knew what the other was thinking with one mischievous look. iwa was so sus tho.

t: "iwa-chan!! what is this called again"

h: "anak ng- choc nut"

y: "you mean CHOC ON DEEZ NUTS" (I'M SO SORRY I LITERALLY CAME UP WITH IT IN THE MOMENT I HAD TO INCLUDE IT BAHAHAH)

you and oikawa just burst out laughing while iwa is there like 🙂🩴

haji is literally about to grab his tsinelas (slipper) and sampal (slap) you guys right there and then. he will def take away the choc nut and make tooru eat another balut. (joke lang...unless? 😟)

after the balut shenanigans, the three of you will hang out and continue to eat filipino food oikawa is actually familiar with, be chismosas (gossipers or “tea spillers” in modern terms), and do what you all do on normal hangouts. all of you get to third wheel each other LMAOO.

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY I REALLY TRIED LMAO

GUYS ARE YOU PROUD I DIDN’T USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE AT ALL FOR THIS SCENARIO :DD (if something is wrong filo moots pls tell me 😀)

i should start tagging my kuya iwa supporters. lmao. @jesus-christ-super-ace @nanaomiomi <3 yall frfr 🤪

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watching trese w kuya iwa and oikawa hcs? 👁👁

bestie romeo back at it again with the kuya iwa hc ideas.

BEING FR- I FORGOT A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO THIS IS PROLLY VAGUE

gn! reader (ALSO: t = tooru oikawa; h = hajime iwaizumi; y/n = you)

CW! SOME SPOILERS FROM TRESE. READ AT YOUR OWN WILL. ALSO, slight language

watching trese with oikawa and half-filipino! iwaizumi

you and iwa would’ve watched it already, but oikawa brings it up one day when he sees it while finding what to watch on netflix.

t: iwa channn, y/n channn!! did you watch that new filipino anime that came out on netflix yet??

h: yea what about it?

t: CAN YOU GUYS WATCH WITH MEEE I WANT TO WATCH A FILIPINO ANIME WITH MY IRL FILIPINO FRIENDS PLEASEEEE

y/n: im down!! we can educate you on our culture and myths too.

you’re all either at oikawa’s house or haji’s, but if you’re at haji’s, he’ll have filipino snacks for all of you to really enhance the experience.

we got everything like boy bawang, balut, oishi shrimp chips, piattos, otap, pancit canton, literally anything bruh. (choc nut for nuno)

you and hajime will be cuddling on the couch or be closer to each other than oikawa and he’s there third wheeling like 💀💀

t: huh it’s getting a little cold in here don’t you think

h: *throws him a blanket* here that’ll fix it

I FEEL LIKE OIKAWA IS A MOVIE/SHOW TALKER

like in serious parts he’ll shut up and pay attention but otherwise he’ll just be talking and asking about it at random parts sm you’ll have to rewind a lot.

t: ooh what’s that

y/n: it’s a duwende

t: *tries to say it for the next 5 minutes*

y/n: tooru i will throw this remote at you i’ll help you learn it later just sh for now

HIM BEING LOWKEY SURPRISED/SCARED AT THE ASWANGS AND WHEN HE SEES NUNO

t: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT

h: nuno is a spirit of the elderly. if you don’t say “tabi tabi po” on their property they will curse you. he reminds me of you.

t: IWA CHANNNN ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY 😞

y/n: 😀☝🏼 NO well maybe BUT NO IT’S BC YOU’RE A CHISMOSA TANGINA (chismosa: gossiper. tangina = bitch)

when moments like the prison attack happen with the thing with the prisoner, he actually wants to chat about it and his opinion before the next episode. it turns into a whole deep conversation.

this makes watching stuff with oikawa so fun and worthwhile.

you guys would be watching in tagalog dub and he’d be shocked to find out some of the things haji calls him are so rude.

t: OH HE JUST SAID WHAT YOU CALL ME IWA. YOU CALL ME A GAGO- … I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT MEANS IM TALENTED 😞

WHEN THE WIND ELEMENTS GET THEIR PRIZE OF GETTING LAID BY KAMBAL (pls that was so humorous i can’t) OIKAWA MAKES SM SMUG COMMENTS you guys end up laughing a lot.

t: woah ho ho getting action i seee 👀 kambal went to town that night hehe

during the final battle he gets so upset when everything starts going wrong.

t: WHY’D THEY KILL CAPTAIN GURRERO WHAT

t: KAMBAL AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHY WHAT ARE THEY DOING NO

don’t forget his tagalog would be pretty slanged but he’s trying

lowkey predicted the ending tho. he’d be like “is this some ending where the lesson is family is stronger than anything or something”

5 minutes later: “Malakas nga ang lukso ng dugo, pero hindi matitinag ang pamilya.” (the bond of blood might be strong, but the bond of family is stronger)

t: I KNEW IT HAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT

you and iwa: SHUSH WATCH THE DAMN SHOW OIKAWA

all in all, oikawa would really enjoy trese. he likes the folklore and he got to learn more about his besties.

he finds all of the aswangs and creatures very cool and interesting even tho they may look ugly/scary to him.

he liked that it was funny and really showed the culture of the philippines. he ofc would say all this to both you and haji.

he would text you two in the middle of the night that he got a nightmare of a tiyanak or xa mul. you guys would lowk laugh but reassure him they aren’t real for like two weeks.

he’d also swear he saw the white lady of balente drive while walking home from practice even though we’re in japan???

you guys wouldn’t express it, but you guys both appreciate oikawa enjoying it and his willingness to know more about the legends and myths from where you two came from. oikawa def knows you two feel this way tho.

BAM DONE. I HOPE YOU LIKE BESTIE ROMEO I ENJOYED WRITING THIS.

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half filo iwa who points at stuff w his lips

THIS IS SO FUNNY PLSS ESP WITH THE TEAM

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iwa: hoi oikawa can you hand me my towel on the bench *insert accent* ober dere *points with lip*

oikawa: ??? are you trying to kiss me iwa chan???

iwa: *mutters* gago ka pala. no i’m pointing to my towel ON THE BENCH *points with lip again*

oikawa: okok save the kisses for y/n tho hehehe

iwa: *throws a ball at him*

iwa: mahal can you hand me my water bottle?

you: yea where is it

iwa: doon *points with lips*

you: ano??? it’s not there

iwa: ay nako mahal look with your eyes not your mouth. doon oo *points AGGRESSIVELY*

you: HOI HAJIME HA. HINDI KA TATAY KO.

iwa: IT’S RIGHT THERE MAHAL PLEASE

Iwaizumi Hajime Analysis

So Iwaizumi is my favourite Haikyuu!!! Character, and since I have a lot of free time right now I decided to analyse his character. I haven't read the manga yet, and it been awhile since I watched the series as a whole, so it isn't 100% accurate. I will also refer to how I understood Iwaizumi's character and what I think that he will work as. I hope you will enjoy this!

His birthday is the 10th of June, which makes him a Gemini.

He is stubborn and reliable, and we can see that a lot of other characters look up to him, such as Kyōtani, Hanamaki and other characters (I got vibes that even kageyama looks up to him). He can read Oikawa like an open book and care a lot for him, even if he shows it in aggressive ways. I am not professional or anything, but I did some reading about Gemini and found out a few interesting things.

Also, fun fact, his date is the day in which Alexander the Great died and Oikawa's birthday is the day in which he was born.

Giminis are good at comforting people and making them smile.

Gemini tries to avoid conflict and will walk away before things get too heated.

But if you will force him into a corner he will not hesitate to retaliate.

Gemini is a fiercely loyal friend, ally and lover.

Gemini is NOT afraid to tell you exactly what the think.

They will ignore people thay don't care about, and if you bother them they will yell at you and fight with you, but that only means they care, but if they will simply ignore you then that means they don't care for you anymore.

Gemini has a soft heart wrapped up in a though shell.

They are always flirting, even when they don't know they're flirting.

They have different sides and you seriously don't want to see them when they are mad.

I will refer to this things that I could see in Iwaizumi character. First of all, we all know that he is good at comforting people, he knew what to do and what to say to Oikawa in a way that will make the rest of the team feel better as well (the scene in which he said that Oikawa will buy everyone food).

He is pretty chill (unless Oikawa annoys him), and we can see he doesn't really like to fight- he stopped Oikawa from slapping Kageyama and the easier way to make Kyōtani listen to him would be to fight him. But when he is in the corner he is so powerful. We can see this in his games as well- he is pretty average but he can win if he wants to. We can see it in the gama against Date Tech.

He is super loyal and care deeply for his teammates and especially for Oikawa. He also speaks up his mind. We can see that he isn't soft, he tells the truth, and I think that his teammates really appreciate it because they can trust him to say the truth, even if it hurts.

We can see that he doesn't care about other players. He cares about his teamates and look at other players (off field) with blank expression.

He may look though and scary for someone who doesn't know him but he is really nice to his friends and people who aren't really his friends, such as Hinata.

He isn't flirty like Oikawa, but I think that a lot of people in his school have a crush on him because he is

Teh ace of their vollyball team.

Super hot and muscelar

Nice when you get to know him

Hang out with Oikawa

Good at every sport.

So like I think that girls have crush on him but are afraid to talk to him because Oikawa has all this good guy vibes and Iwaizumi has this bad boy mystrious vibes. But a lot of boys look up to him because he is super cool??? And good at everything??? And that crazy dude in the vollyball team respect him???

But I don't think that he is flirty. I think he is nice and people see it the wrong way, like he sees some girl that carrys a lot of books and offer help. You know, stuff like that.

Geminis have two sides to their personality (twins and all of that), and we can see it in Iwaizumi- he is serious and stuff but is also goofy and dorky and stuff. Like that scene with the fish named Oikawa or his love to Godzilla. I also don't think we saw him mad in the TV show, he is often irrated by Oikawa, but isn't mad at other characters, and we can see that Oikawa knows when he crossed the limit (he automaticly apologized after referring to Iwa as his mom). I think that other than Oikawa not much can Irrate him, but when he is mad at someone this someone better six feet under.

I hope that you enjoy, I really have to go so maybe I will do a second part. Sorry about the spelling and grammer mistake, this isn't my native language. You are welcome to reblog or make a like or whatever.

a second chance with iwaizumi

(comfort angst, ex-lovers)

word count: 1.2k

warnings: cursing (one swear word), mention of death (hypothetical), a little steamy but nothing inappropriate

“Want to go out for dinner tonight?”

You arched an eyebrow slowly, causing one end of your mouth to flick upwards into amusement, your eyes glittering darkly.

You let out an exasperated sigh. “Knowing you, Mr. Iwaizumi, I presume that this dinner is more than just a dinner.”

His jaw clenches, swallowing the hard truth. It was going to be him reconciling and apologizing for what happened two years ago.

“So you have forgotten the kind of person I am, I presume.”

This time, your jaw tightens dangerously with a look that said: the audacity. Ambitious and indomitable, you are the personification of the sea. Your eyes shimmered like pools of dark abyss. No wonder things between the two of you have been rocky ever since.

Tipping your head back just slightly, you flash your teeth in an almost sadistic smile, the tip of your tongue prodding the inside of your cheek in lazy regality.

You were tangling his mind further into knots, confused, conflicted and yet you managed to undo him until he was completely and utterly vulnerable. Glee was written all over your face while scarlet heat rushed up his cheeks.

“I will go to dinner with you.”

-

You went to dinner, but that wasn’t the important part. Not even close.

After the dinner, you both ended up in the family restroom, Iwaizumi’s hands pinned at either side of your head, the faint aroma of wine still lingered on his tongue, his green eyes burned and flickered with intensity.

You promised and promised and promised and swore and swore and sworn to yourself that all of this, this, was never going to happen again; that you were never going to stay within close proximity of your ex but here you were with his hands gripping your hips with an untamable ferocity, his breath tickling and warming your neck, sending a wildfire down your spine, igniting an inferno of blazing heat to your stomach. You shivered anyway, your body unable to contain any semblance of control.

He hesitates like he’s scared to dive into the deep, afraid to let instinct take control because he still knows you so well. Your fingers gripped his hair and you felt him move his lips up to your ear. You swallow. He’s gravity and you’re about to crash land; he keeps pulling and pulling and you keep falling and falling.

“Is this how we resolved our fights?” he manages, voice husky.

You didn’t remember and you certainly didn’t care to remember. Every crevice and valley of your brain wanted him all over again and for the first time, you let your deepest desires take over.

“I don’t know,” you murmured.

He’s silent and then slowly and gently, he brushes his lips on your jaw. It was hardly a kiss, but what’s left of his restraint snaps and you’re falling into oblivion once again.

His lips roam your neck, your shoulder, your collarbone, your jaw, hands tracing paths on your body like a map, rewriting everything anew and covering all remnants of your regrets and resentment. You lean back your head and swallow hard, gasping for air. It felt like the room was spinning wildly. He was going insane, he was making you go insane. You were veering off course and no longer did you yearn for control or take back any regrets.

It was just you and him in this universe, mindlessly clinging onto each other and wisps of chaos because nothing made sense anymore and nothing mattered. You could die right at this moment and you wouldn’t feel it coming, but you would feel him, all of him, and only him.

His palm rested respectfully on your lower thigh before leaving to place it on your lower back, a growl clawing at his throat. God, you forgot how exhilarating this was. You forgot what it felt with just the two of you, the lack of barrier between you and him, skin burning, lips and tongue on fire, fingers gripping nothing but fragments of sanity and blazing skin.

You were so close to him and it closer than imagined, like he feared even light would pry you apart if it were to make space between you so he pulled you closer until your skin nearly merged with his. Your hands explored the wide expanse of his chest, perfect and so welcoming under your touch.

Slowly, he brought two fingers to your neck, feeling for your pulse. You gnaw on your bottom lip as he continues to make his way to the hollow between your neck and shoulder, his quick breathes in sync with yours.

“110 beats per minute,” he mutters before harboring his lips on that soft crevice. Desperate, you pull him closer, wanting to feel more, wanting nothing more than your bodies to blend and merge together so you couldn’t let go.

“How do you know?” You pant.

He chuckles a little, sending goosebumps that reverberated down your arms. “I’m a certified athletic trainer, I know how to look for a pulse.”

He’s blushing when makes the cocky comment. “I must be stupid to forget that.”

He grips you tighter, a hand running along the length of your spine. “No, I don’t think so.”

With the back of his hand, he strokes your cheek soulfully like you were made of glass before resting at the nape of your neck, cradling. You resist the urge to lean back and let the pads of his fingers knead your flesh.

He finally pulls away, forehead resting against yours. “I’m sorry.” He whispered those words like it was a vow and it made warmth pool at the base of your stomach. “I didn’t mean to get this carried away.”

There were possibly a million other apologies behind his voice that he wanted to declare, but the air, this moment, was too fragile, too small. It would break at too many words. It would shatter you.

Iwaizumi refused to make eye contact still shy and possessing a twinge of self control, arms still around you, and you mentally squeezed yourself smaller.

“Neither did I.”

He angles his eyes upward, almost hopeful and it disintegrates something in you. He leaned in again and you sucked in a harsh breath, a breath that felt like glass was stuck in your throat. This time he hovered over your shoulder, your hands inched up his chest where you could feel his heart palpitating.

“I hope you know,” he begins. “I was a complete idiot.”

“I can partially agree on that,” you say breathlessly and a chuckle escapes.

“I really wanted to say I’m sorry,” he said, then sighed. “I’m sorry, that sounds like a lame excuse, but it really isn’t.”

You simply hum in response. “Continue.”

He takes a sharp intake of breath. “You were enough, more than enough and you deserve someone who can carry that. I know I wasn’t that kind of person for you. I wasn’t strong enough to carry you. I wasn’t enough to deserve you. Hell, I don’t even think I deserve another chance.”

You close your eyes as he makes his way to the edge of your lips, kissing you so softly you want to sink to the floor. Every word hits you like a needle.

“I also hope,” he whispered so fervently, so reverently like he was worshipping a deity, you nearly buckle. “You know how brilliant you are, how beautiful, how intelligent, how irresistible you are, and how insufferable you can be.” He laughs at the last part, a beautiful laugh that you wanted to capture with your lips, with a canvas and paint and ingrain it into your memory. It danced across your skin like a ballet routine.

“I’m sorry, I am truly, genuinely sorry. I was reckless. If only I was able to think about what I was going to say and how much it would hurt,” he shook his head. “I wouldn’t have said it. I shouldn’t have said that you were…” He pursed his lips, as if the words hurt him as much as it did to you.

You swallow nervously. Confrontation was your weakness and he could see it right through you.

“What did I say about second chances?” You asked instead.

Before he could answer, you whirled around, this time he was against the wall, your nose brushing against his and featherlight brushes of your lips on his, already trembling.

“And where did you get this confidence?” He asked with a hidden smile, already pressing your body flush against his hard chest. He didn’t have to ask that, he already knew.

A dark smirk curved on your face as you lean in closer. “I stole yours,” you whispered.