Something About This Is Hilariously Relatable

something about this is hilariously relatable

I have bunk beds and my older sister talks in her sleep but it’s more like weird noises and evil laughing, and when paired with our motion sensor bathroom lights that go off randomly at night and a 5 ft tall teddy bear (from her boyfriend) that sits and stares at me from the foot of my bed... some nights are just terrifying

The anomalic chaos

Lucifer sat on his seat on the far end of the dining table. The light clink of a cup being placed on the teak table echoed softly across the otherwise vacant room.a great many thoughts were running through his head at the moment. Mainly regarding the events to be held at rad this coming month,the exams that his brothers were taking lightly,the countless documents he still had to see through...quite a lot was on his mind. His thoughts were interrupted by the Opening of the doors. He shifted his gaze to meet the eyes of the teachers of nrc,who gave him subtle nods and tight lipped smiles as acknowledgement.he polietly smiled back and wished them "good morning ". The youngest amongst them went to make some tea for the rest.in a few minutes he arrived with a tray of filled cups and a few biscuits, that lucy must have left for them the night before,lucifer noted, still keeping most of his attention on the newspaper he was reading. the quartet kept mostly to themselves speaking of times before and slowly shifting to discuss the change in academics. after the passing of more than half an hour, lucifer's younger brothers gradually made an appearance. This unusually calm morning atmosphere in the house of lamentation was really getting to lucifer.. Lucy and his troublesome brothers,mammon and levi in particular, were nowhere in sight. the teachers from twisted wonderland,had been seated on the big couch and were sipping tea,mostly enjoying the rare moments of peace. in a minute the other males from twist made their way into the quiet room,a few breaking apart from the group to seat themselves on either the couch or the sofas. the proceedings were oddly mundane with the numerous men eating their breakfast whilst making small talk. even with the low bustle around them, the five demon brothers who were currently present at the dining table were preoccupied with trying to figure out where the chaotic trio were. The tranquility was soon disrupted by hectic footsteps approaching the occupied room "Guys move!!!" A blur of pink moved past the open doors and the figure pulled a silverette in with her and the pair pushed their weigh on the door. All eyes turned their way whilst hearing heavy panting from the newly arrived individuals. The white haired male was the first to speak "Looks like we got away" As if on cue there was loud banging on the doors on which the pair were leaning. "I told you not to do it mammon! Now levi is after me as well" My pov "Huh!?" The door bust open as me and mammon moved away from the doors in a hurry to reveal a thoroughly upset leviathan. "Mammon!!! Give me back my ruri chan limited edition figurine" To which mammon hurriedly replies "What d'ya mean?! I ain't seen no ruri chan figurine,!" At the same time I say "I told him not to take it levi! He dragged me into it as well!" Reassuringly leviathan replies "I know that you wouldn't do it lucy!!" Mammon uses the distraction to escape the room "Well bye!" "Mammon!!!get back here!"levi runs off after him ------‐----------------- A deep sigh reverberates throughout the room Following the source of the voice my gaze lands on lucifer "You know, you'll miss this chaos when I'm gone..." I say "You aren't going anywhere right now.that being said, I do find the day incomplete without the usual hustles"lucifer replies..

mah babies-

><

“Please don’t go.” ft. Octavinelle

"I'm so tired,rei.

If you were here would you scold me for putting

myself aside?"

-

Lucy Vivian

awww

Whether its platonic, romantic, or just obligation, you have the perfect gift for the Twst boy (or boys) of your choice! If you’re lucky, they might be planning a gift in return. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Ortho only receives platonic gifts bc he is baby!

Somewhat inspired by this video by English voice actors doing a Valentine’s special: the viewer receiving Valentine’s from all the boys! The voices are great, so check it out!

How would the brothers react to an MC who arrived in Devildom with a large black cat named Lucifer? It wasn't their idea! They wanted to name the cat Midnight or Coal or something 'better' but unfortunately their sibling's a jerk and thought it'd be funny to keep calling the cat cinderella's stepmother's cat's name. The cat always meows when someone calls for Lucifer.

I love this request!!! Cats are adorable, and having a cat named Lucifer in the Devildom? Oh, so much better!

MC Has A Cat Named Lucifer In The Devildom

LUCIFER

A cat in the Devildom? It wasn't mentioned in their file that they'd be arriving with a pet, and a cat, at that.

The human world cat would have to be kept safe from Devildom animals, and not to mention that a certain cat enthusiast also resides in the house.

And their name is Lucifer? Lucifer?! What do you mean Cinderella's stepmother's cat's name? His brothers are smirking and some are snorting...the cheek of this human!

Whenever his brothers or MC say his name, it's meant for the damned cat and not him! If he answers to his name it's for the cat, and when he DOESN'T answer, it's for him, Lucifer Morningstar.

Both Lucifer's answer at the same time. The only difference is, one meows and the other says 'Yes?'

Don't tell anyone but one time Lucifer meowed when his name was called..meant for the cat....don't tell anyone or he will slaughter you...

And seeing the cat in question happily trod across the floor makes something brew inside him. Anger...and amusement ?

The cat knocked over the stack of papers on his desk, and spilled the ink in the inkpot with a swipe of its paw. The cat takes up all of his brothers and MC's attention....

But MC and his brothers puppy eyes make him melt, and agree to keep Lucifer.

He's like the dad who says he never wanted pets, but when he gets one, oh boy...

Lucifer is the one who takes the cat along for regular checkups when his brothers can't. Ensures they have enough food and medicine, if required.

May or may not have used a feather and shook it at the cat, and watch with amusement as it swiped at the feather, hoping to catch it.

At least the fur is black, which won't stick in his uniform....he doesn't like Lucifer! He swears while the cat is purring merrily on his lap as he works...

MAMMON

Huh? Cat? Black cat? Lucifer?

BWAHAHAHA

Wait...what do you mean I'm in charge of them both ?! A human is bad enough...and a cat, at that....someone help him..

But the cat's name is what keeps him snickering. So whenever he calls for Lucifer the cat meows while the other says 'yes?' Hence Mammon ensures he calls for Lucifer regularly. Being hanged upside-down is worth it.

Mammon is totally not in love with the cat! Totally as he presses Lucifer's toe beans..

He can be seen cooing at the cat at random times of the day, all the while baby-talking to the cat, which Leviathan has a video of..

Lucifer likes shiny things, which is an admirable quality, according to Mammon, at least. The cat will lunge at anything shiny, be it necklace, a mere mirror or a shiny watch.

Which is Lucifer lunged for Mammon's neck, in which a gold necklace was hung. The scratches were painful, and he learnt his lesson. Never wear shiny items in front of Lucifer, otherwise he will lunge at you.

Lucifer had to be kept away from his crows...because he pawed at them! The cacophony of caws he received after Lucifer lunged at one made him deaf in his left ear...

And that one time Lucifer meowed when his name was called! The real Lucifer, his older brother! Meowed ! He was made to delete the video or risked getting Goldie confiscated...

He likes to play with Lucifer, borrowing a cat toy or two from Satan. Seeing Lucifer scurry accross the floor and lunge at laser pointers makes him smile in glee.

And those days when the cat purrs....it makes Mammon's heart go doki-doki!

LEVIATHAN

Ugh, a normie with a pet. The cat is named Lucifer? And is black?! Get out the camera!

Lucifer wedged in between the little space between the door and his body while he was talking to Mammon and the cat scurried into his room. And sat on his gaming chair! If Leviathan tried to make the cat move, it hissed! Oh, he was so tempted to hiss right back....

But he couldn't move the sleeping Lucifer from his seat...so Levi resorted to standing while gaming..his back hurt a lot...

After that though, the cat's visit to Leviathan's room become more common. Lucifer will curl around his neck and sleep as Levi plays on.

The cat is the best neck pillow he ever had.. but the time they spend staring at Henry is concerning...who knows...they might try to eat him...but the tank is tall.... hopefully....

Lucifer also make a ranting partner, when a new episode of Ultrawitch Rainbow-chan comes out or just to discuss the bond of Henry and the Lord of Shadows!

And when Lucifer kneads his stomach as he games...he dare not move lest the paw kneading stops...

Did he buy special Ruri-Chan themed cat food for Lucifer?...he totally did not ..

Levi, the otaku who stayed in his room, has started calling for Lucifer.

" Lucifer!"

" Meow!"

But one time the real Lucifer meowed back....Levi froze in his seat and then cackled until his stomach hurt...

SATAN

Is that...a cat ? With 'Lucifer' as its name...?

Oh, the fun he is going to have. A cat, and with its name the same that sucker. Lucifer's name gets called at least sixty times in the day, and the replies vary.

From 'meow' to ' Yes' to 'In sweet sufferings sake-'

Cinderella's stepmother's cat's name...suits the cat and unsuitably, his brother too. The last time Lucifer allowed pets in the house he brought fourty-nine cats. Come on, they need a loving home!

He couldn't get a cat at home. So now, he's going to milk this opportunity for all it's worth. Satan is going to be the harbinger of snacks and all the pets and toys Lucifer could ask for.

The cat toys kept in his room come in handy. Scratcher, wand, catnip- Satan's got it all. And catnip may or may not have been bought in excess...

So many scratches and pets. Lucifer is spoiled silly with pets and cuddles, and all the salmon a cat could ask for.

Satan melts inside when Lucifer sits on his lap and sleeps. Oh, so precious !

When Lucifer was conflicted on keeping Lucifer, Satan put up so many posters on which were the photoshopped images of Lucifer and Lucifer, the cat, with hearts for emphasis.

And when Lucifer meowed when his name was called.....Asmodeus showed him the video... blackmail for future....

One time when both the Lucifer's were sitting peacefully at the table and Satan called for Lucifer without looking up from his book his brother leaned his head forward in response, and Satan ruffled his hair, thinking it was the cat..

ASMODEUS

A cat and a human, the human is kind of cute...the cat is named Lucifer?!

Oh, how positively amusing. Because Lucifer Morningstar is throwing a fit as Lucifer proudly struts across the floor into Satan's lap, in whose arms are a variety of cat treats.

Just keep the cat away from him, the fur will stick to his clothes ! Not to mention tear at them...

But it sure is amusing to watch two Lucifer's answer when their name is called..one meows while the other shouts. Truly, we live in strange times...

The cat sure is majestic, won't deny that. Perhaps, it would look good on his Devilgram with him....? Lucifer come here we have to take some photos-

Asmodeus borrowed a feather toy from Satan, and likes to watch Lucifer jump and claw at the toy, as he watches with an amused grin. But when he did that to the demon Lucifer he broke the toy in two...such a spoilsport !

He regularly buys himself and Lucifer matching clothes. After all, they both make a fine pair!

One time Asmodeus had a face mask on and Lucifer came and pawed Asmo in the face, which left a paw mark...it was so adorable...

Lucifer is a good listener! The cat listens when Asmo talks about his beauty routine almost intently as if he were human..

And that time when Leviathan had called for Lucifer and his brother meowed- he has a video of that ! Blackmail, my lovely MC, for blackmail purposes.

Lucifer keeps knocking over his vanity though....his precious moisturizer bottle spilled its contents this way...

BEELZEBUB

The human has a cat? Oh dear, now he will have to take care to not eat two!

The cat is named Lucifer...after Cinderella's stepmother's cat...but Beel is pretty sure it is named after his brother...

During one of his midnight fridge raids he felt something soft against his leg and looked down only to see the black cat meowing at him with inquisitive eyes. Needless to say, the fish that had been brought from the market was given to the cat.

Now Lucifer follows him around all the time and cries if Beel isn't there to pick him up and cuddle him like a baby.

But Lucifer had to be put on a diet when he started gaining a lot of weight...well, a cat is too cute to not resist feeding.....

Whenever Beel calls for Lucifer, one meows and the other says 'yes?'

To not make Lucifer feel bad he grabs the cat and goes to Lucifer to ask him anything- where the bottle of sauce is, or what to make today..sweetheart...

Lucifer likes to cling on his shoulders and head as Beel goes about his day. He takes special care to ensure that he doesn't accidently bang the cat against the doorframe.

And that time when Belphegor was sleeping in Lucifer's spot and the cat scratched his face...badly...Beel had to laugh although he patched up Belphegor....

Beel finds the cats purr adorable! It's so relaxing and cute....

And that time when Levi had called for Lucifer and his brother meowed.... Beelzebub laughed out of sheer joy and amusement.

BELPHEGOR

The human has a cat? Oh well. It's named Lucifer! Hah!

Cinderella's stepmother's cat? Oh no, it's Lucifer Morningstar.

He knew Lucifer would be pissed at the name, and oh how right he was! The eldest glared at the cat whenever his and the feline's names were called...

Not only does the cat resemble Lucifer in appearance, even in mannerisms does the cat resemble the eldest.

If Belphegor fails to wake up on time Lucifer comes and scratches his face with its paws. And one time..the cat peed on him...It was a sure way to make him take a bath though...

But Lucifer makes for great nap buddies along with MC. The cat falls asleep against him and sometimes in weird positions- butt in his face or slinked around his neck like a snake..and sometimes on his belly.

But no cow pillow can compare to Lucifer purring as Belphegor falls into sleep. Now he can't sleep without the cat near him, they're the best snuggle buddies!

And when Lucifer kneads his belly... Belphegor was feeling so privileged as Satan glared at him..the cat has chosen me, Satan!

Don't tell anyone, but it was Belphegor who taught the cat to swipe over inkpots and papers....

He will lazily grab a toy and watch Lucifer swipe its paws at it as his pupils dilate- it's adorable to watch !

That time when Lucifer meowed instead of the cat....He had Asmo send him the video too!

BONUS

MC: "I want my cat back! You're hogging all the attention!"

The brothers: *watching the cat play with a ball.*

"?"