MC Is Probably A BuzzFeed Unsolved Missing Person Case. Some Real True Crime Podcast Material. There's

MC is probably a BuzzFeed Unsolved missing person case. Some real True Crime ™ Podcast material. There's fan theories on Reddit about what happened to them. There's literally no leads as to where they went.

A normal person vanishes out of thin air? No sign of anything happening to them?

In this economy??

OBEY ME BOYS AS SHIT MY FRIENDS HAVE, UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE WORLD, SAID

Luci: (Satan abt Luci) Schrodinger's Lucifer. The concept by which Lucifer has his head up his own ass, and his own cock in his mouth.

Mams: I'm worth a dollar. I feel very affordable

Levi: Genuine connections are overrated

Satan: Your method of argument is like watching someone climb a sand dune at a 50 degree angle, it's quite saddening to watch

Asmo: *leaning over to Solomon* When you get down to it, Geology is just looking around in people's holes

Beel: (I rly don't have nuthin)

Belphie: It's not a hate crime if you love doing it

My MC: And the current consensus is that Malaysia is the gayest of the Balkans, but that could change tomorrow

DINNER AT PURGATORY HALL

*Solomon's D.D.D rings in the pleasant silence*

Solomon: Hello, Asmo, it's dinner-

Asmodeus: *Indistinguishable*

Solomon: ...

Asmodeus: ...

Solomon: How the fuck do you suck dick on accident?

Luke: *precious cinnababy's soul has ascended*

Simeon:

i don’t care if it’s making me sad, leave me and my tragic pairings alone.

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

I fear this damned duck.