Obey Me Asmodeus - Tumblr Posts
Do y'all remember how there was this trend where girls would mess with their bf's or smth by putting liquid latex or smth on their faces, and just say it's their monthly shed to mess, and get their reaction? Imagine MC being a menace they do the same thing with the demon brothers and even has Solomon backing them up like:
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MC: Oh, it looks like my monthly shed has come.
Mammon: Your monthly wha!?
Levi: Y-you mean like a snake..?
Solomon: Yeah, it's something humans get, we monthly shed.
Lucifer: I have never heard of that before...
Satan: I've never read that before..
Mammon really did not waste any time, did he?
He probably even use his demonic speed to snatch that pic 😂
I sort of wonder if MC has ever thought of the demons, or angels as lucky for being demons/angels, yk for having powers and stuff like that, tbh I don't know which one I'm jealous of more, but I do wonder what y'all think and what you would prefer, either stay as human, or would like to be an angel or demon.
Just something I decided to create a random day for content 😂
I'll probably make more with other obey me characters cause it was pretty fun to do this, but for now here is Belphie sleeping in a weird place like a cat :3
God: *Deciding to make the wind blow MC's paper under Lucifer's feet* You need a family therapist my son.
*The brothers falling head over heels, becoming defensive, obsessive, and possessive over MC*
God: ...mydamn it.
Asmo: Hey MC! What color do you think I should wear?
MC: You know, I've heard from the human world that the color red can make someone look more flattering, and attractive.
*Mammon changing into red in one blink of a sec*
MC: ...
Asmo: Geez Mammon, you're such a try hard, you know?
Mammon: Shaddup!
Bruh Asmo saw the chance and immediately took it 😂😂
Here is MC being a menace in the actual game
And Lucifer treating it like the worst sin that has ever been made, when he has locked up his own brother in the attic 😭
I can only imaging God finally snapping at Mc..
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God: *Summoning Mc to his throne*
Mc: ...What the fu-
God: Stop it.
Mc: ..Stop what?
God: EVERYTHING!!! STOP EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE DOING!!
So there has been posts about how the demon brothers would think that humans are extremely sensitive. But what about sickness?
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Mc: *Cough cough*
Mammon: Mc is sick!!! I repeat they are sick!
Leviathan: What do we do!? An Otaku is NOT meant for this!!
Lucifer: It was just a cough..
Satan: I have read that humans have made a candy for coughs.
Me: *Is sad, so goes to read/watch obey me on crack. Hours later I be chuckling, and simping like never before.*
It's the little things
Obey me, fluff, anxiety, comfort, self harm maybe?
When you first came to the Devildom, you might have adjusted quick, but it sure had a few changes in yourself, or maybe even entirely. But not to worry, cause the obey me boys are there for you!
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Diavolo obviously researched a lot, with both Barbatos, and Lucifer. He made sure, that an ordinary human will be able to live there. Whether it is hydration, nutrition, foodration, proteinration. Everything, for the human that will have the most impact on the mission of one day having the three realms together.
Once you actually got there, boy was it was something for you. You didn't know what to do, with school, everyone else, the brothers, or even yourself. You were lost. But, even when Mammon didn't want to, he gave you tours, told you about everyone, and the bros, he was there most of the time. Having quality time together, and getting to know each other more. A distraction that loneliness wouldn't have ever given. He was practically the only one who let you process things slowly, since his brain works the same, and so he gets it all too well.
Still.. even with Mammon's silly shenanigans, they couldn't keep the thoughts, and anxiety from creeping in. Asmodeus having to catch you multiple times, picking at your lips, and skin of your fingers was just torture for him! Realizing that it's just anxiety, and that you don't even mean to do it, he still couldn't rest well knowing you're doing this to yourself! He would then take you to his room, or go over to yours himself with bags and boxes, full of all types of things, nail polish, skin care, makeup, etc. Doing skin care, and pedicures, teaching you all you need to know, for that cute dollface of yours.
Realizing how fragile humans can be, Lucifer had so much to learn. How much water a human needs, he is surprised, so much. How much humans eat, how many times, he is surprised, so little. How much humans sleep, once again, surprised. The average human sleeps more hours a night than he ever could, with responsibility, and his brothers. Nonetheless, he always makes sure you don't pass anything, drink your water, eat your portion of food, and go to sleep!
Beel being the expert in food, he takes you out to eat once in a while, so you can explore the wonders of food in the Devildom. Of course, with you guys getting kicked out once in a while by Beel's endless stomach, you still have fun with him. And he is right, the food in the Devildom proves to be good, with some food being almost identical to human world food, which you especially loved.
Satan knows that the boredom can kill sometimes, so once in a while he sends pile of books to your door.. which take almost an hour to clear out.. Still, it keeps the time flying by when you're alone, and need something to pull you out of the reality, that somehow you ended up in hell.
Luke, Simeon, and Solomon also want in on exploring the Devildom with you. Luke being the aware, untrusting one, Simeon being chill, and laid-back one, and Solomon is of course leading the group. Most of the times in havoc, but you all had a great time together. The perfect Angel-Human quadruplet team.
You see Barbatos often. Following the Demon Lord Prince. Tho, he is invisible most of the time. Even so, he gives advice to you whenever you need it, always responding with a soft warm welcoming smile that puts you at ease. His baking, and tea do the rest of the job for you to enjoy the time there too.
Same Asmo.. same... Treat yourself right tho, you're killing me here 😤
Beelzebub: Wanna come to Hell's Kitchen with me? Asmodeus: I would, but I have to get on the treadmill. I majorly pigged out on a doughnut. (sighs) If only they had candy flavoured salad, or something.
So I'm not sure if it's the same with other pp, but I panic when a NEW problem comes my way, and I technically have a mental breakdown when I don't know what's gonna happen, and the effects the new problem could bring me, which does lead me to overreact. So now I'm just wondering how the brothers would react to an overreacting MC who doesn't know about something, cause they never had dealt with it before (they don't know how to deal with the problem either lmao).
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MC: Thanks for the allergy pill, Mammon.
Mammon: Heh, you always got your first to rely on.
MC: ..! ...uh oh..
The brothers: 👁️👄👁️
Beel: That didn't sound good...
Mammon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UH OH?!
MC: I might've chewed the pill by accident...
Lucifer: *Tries to stay calm* What do you mean you chewed the pill by accident?!
MC: I DON'T KNOW! INSTINCT?!
Levi: Are you feeling ok?!
MC: I DON'T KNOW!! My mouth feels bitter, am I foaming?!
Satan: Someone call Solomon!!
Asmo: I'll do it!!
Mammon: Don't worry! I'll carry you to a hospital!
Belphie: What the fuck are the demons gonna do, bitch?!!
Mammon: I'm trying here, don't start calling your big brother names now!
*The brothers fighting in the background*
MC: *Starts having a mental breakdown*
Honestly he's probably more of a dumb sugar baby
Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
Yeah mammon 😒
Just do it already
MC: *in a middle of a meal with the 7 brothers thinking lewd thoughts about them*
MC: *Remembers Lucifer can read minds but is a bit unsure*
MC: Look at me in the eye if you can read my mind and know what I was thinking moments ago
*ALL 7 BROTHERS LOOKS AT MC*
Obey me has me in a brain rot chokehold.
