Same Sister Same

Same sister same 😔

Wisdom Saga Spoilers ahead:

*ahem*

AIN’T NO WAY ATHENA IS DEAD

AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY SHE’S DEAD

CALYPSO LITERALLY JUST SAID GODDESSES CAN’T DIE

DON’T TELL ME THAT WAS FORESHADOWING

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO BED NOW?!?!

The CG + Purple as things I’ve said out of context

Red: “Sorry guys, I almost died on the way here but WHERE ARE THE CATS!? I NEED TO SEE THE CATS! THE CATS!”

TSC/ Orange: “I just walked all the way across this entire building to get a fork, just to find out there’s already a fork in my bag. SHUT UP, I GOT LIKE AN HOUR OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. MY SIBLINGS WOKE ME UP BECAUSE OF A FUCKING AIRHORN.”

Yellow: “Sure, I’ll help you with your math homework, I just need to find my phone first-”

Insert rummaging

“Wait- I’m literally calling you on my phone. Let me just find my pencil real fast-“

“Wait- it was in my hand the entire time. You said something about trigonometry?”

Blue: “No, I promise you that this isn’t candy, it’s just glucose tablets for my blood sugar. And no, you can’t have them. My sister thought they were drugs.”

Green: “This personality test says I’m really loyal and a perfectionist, and that I break down into tears whenever anything doesn’t go my way.”

…

“Well, it isn’t wrong, but I can’t believe it had to EXPOSE ME like that!”

Purple: “Did I just trauma-dump my life story in a completely sarcastic way? Yeah. I just did. What was I supposed to do- present it as a dramatic monologue? Do I get extra credit for that if I do?”

It never goes away

O O

tweaking because I’m hyperfixating on the land of stories again

Scream.

Very loudly.

instead of whatever they're doing with the minecraft movie we should just give alan becker and his team 200 million dollars i think