If I Survived A Slasher Its Because I Fucked Him

if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

I am once again nothing but a common whore

Moonwater just gets their 'breed on' in a way that jegulus can't. Moonwater after, has the bed thinking it's pregnant and the bedposts thinking they just came.

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Someone?! please?!

thought about barty x reader where barty has a corruption and innocence kink. i had to sit down and stare at the ceiling for some time. im going FERALLLL

“I had to sit down for a while” honestly babes, some of the shit that goes through my mind makes me wonder if I SHOULD have stayed in the church 🫠

No but he would be almost predatory (in an affectionate/cool way, not a stalkery/criminal way) like just watching reader from afar doing the most innocent things and getting so worked up wondering how far he could corrupt you; would it be a slow progression or do you have a freaky side he doesn’t know about? Would that sweet doe eyed look stay or would it turn sultry? BUT I also think he’d get so worked up about it but then in the middle of the deed be like “oh shit, they’re so sweet. Omg. They need to be cherished. Wait, hang on, wait. Omg.”

Jason Todd has ‘IICYIFY’ vibes and I live for it