Someone?! Please?!

Someone?! please?!

thought about barty x reader where barty has a corruption and innocence kink. i had to sit down and stare at the ceiling for some time. im going FERALLLL

“I had to sit down for a while” honestly babes, some of the shit that goes through my mind makes me wonder if I SHOULD have stayed in the church 🫠

No but he would be almost predatory (in an affectionate/cool way, not a stalkery/criminal way) like just watching reader from afar doing the most innocent things and getting so worked up wondering how far he could corrupt you; would it be a slow progression or do you have a freaky side he doesn’t know about? Would that sweet doe eyed look stay or would it turn sultry? BUT I also think he’d get so worked up about it but then in the middle of the deed be like “oh shit, they’re so sweet. Omg. They need to be cherished. Wait, hang on, wait. Omg.”

Barty: “Hey Black, look it’s your favorite cousin.” Regulus: *looks up from book confused and sees Barty pointing at Sirius.* Regulus: “Who told Junior?” *Looks around Slytherin Skittles* Y/N: *looking away whistling* Regulus: “…” Regulus: “I hate it here.”

Barty deserves the world and I stand by that 🙂‍↕️

Nothing helps me better understand how deeply nihilistic Gen Z is than Marauders Tumblr's treatment of Barty Crouch, Jr. It ought to be studied.

if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

I am nothing but a common whore 🫠

everyone wants to be fucked by tom riddle until that man has you pinned underneath him while fucking you so deep you’re feeling him in your stomach and he’s gripping you so tight you’re sure your skin is going to turn purple but he doesn’t even notice because he’s so fucking lost in the warmth of your cunt that he’s got his head buried in your neck and he’s growling something in parseltongue that makes you think hes trying to conjure the basilisk itself, singlehandedly ignoring every whimper and whine that effortlessly makes it past your lips as he sinks his teeth into the skin of your shoulder because salazar fucking sakes you just feel so fucking good he doesn’t know what to do with himself besides breed you as many fucking times as he can and mark you in every possible way he can think of.

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