I Feel Like Kuai Would Drink Monster Energy Drinks And Hide It Using One Of Those Things That You Can

I feel like Kuai would drink monster energy drinks and hide it using one of those things that you can put over cans to make it look like a different drink if you know what I mean.

Kuai Liang: My body is a temple.

Bi-Han: My body is a rundown strip mall with a Spirit Halloween.

Masterlist

Request rules

Introduction

Mortal Kombat

Court of Darkness

Creepypasta

Hazbin Hotel

Rainbow Factory au

Alice in Wonderland

Labyrinth 1986

SCM-Star Crossed Myth

Hotel Transylvania

Mortal Kombat

My oc

Facts about her

Mk intros part 1?

Her as a lover

The begining

I bet he even taught Johnny a lullaby that he sang to Satoshi!

I like to imagine that the moment Sonya got pregnant, Johnny called Hanzo in a panic bc he was terrified of parenting and didn't know what he was doing and Hanzo (eternal dad that he is) answered like the riders of Rohan

Johnny asks for help setting up the nursery and Hanzo just raids the nearest baby store to get them all fully stocked with everything they could need and he's got like three carts full of stuff (Johnny gave him his credit card and told him to go wild)

Shop Clerk, upon seeing Hanzo and his haul: Hi, there, can I help you find anything

Hanzo: I know more than you

Shop Clerk:, bewildered....Okay

It's always so cool and interesting to see what people come up with!

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Lol

It is actually true though. She hasn't even had a kiss!

Thank @running-with-the-feels for giving me this idea! And yeah I will include my oc into this because I have writer's block and I need to do something with her.

Raiden: Did anyone get injured during the night?

Lunaria clearly confused: No...? What are you talking about?

Fujin: Well me and Raiden heard a lot of noises coming from Hanzo's and Kuai Liang's room last night. It sounded... concerning to say the last.

Lunaria confused until it clicked: *laughing* Oh no no no. No one got hurt.

Raiden+ Fujin: By the elder Gods what happened than?!

Lunaria: You guys haven't heard of sex?

*Both Gods looking confused*

*Lunaria takes a couple of seats out and a clipboard* Sit. Time for you to get a sex ed lesson.