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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
I am cackling over this
Please donate to them I would but sadly i’s broke so unfortunately cannot feed these hilarious dogo s
So the tire-eating potholes in my neighborhood finally killed both my rear tires and I had to get that dealt with, but while they were getting replaced, I put the dogs in puppy daycare and upon picking them up early, the attendant literally sprinted to the front desk, grabbed me by the shoulders and breathlessly exclaimed "YOUNEEDTOCOMESEEWHATYOURDOGSAREDOING"
While she escorted me back to the play yards, she explained that every time they have more than three Corgi, they have to put all the Corgs in a separate play yard because they turn into a little gang and bully the Very Large dogs by playing Cow Herding Simulator 5000 with them, and especially if Herschel is there, because corgis are bossy-pants dogs, and Herschel has the bossiest pants of them all and acts as leader.
Despite being a little Don Corgleone to the short bitch mafia, Hershcel is also a Huge Baby and will apparently cry and cry and try to climb the fence and cry and eat people's shoelaces and cry if he is separated from Charlie during playtime, so this means any time that "Corgi Party" is happening, Charlie also has to go to Corgi party, despite being full-height, running cat software and a senior citizen. he copes with being Gulliver amongst the Liliputians by climbing onto the roof of the playskool castle they have for a climbing structure in the yard, kicking the ladder down behind him, and stretching out to nap in the sun while the corgi frolic and gambol around him.
Corgi are dogs that make up and play games with secret rules, like kindergartners. "Everyone bark in sync" is a popular game, as is "follow the leader" and it's companion game "March in a circle around a tall structure like ants caught in a death loop".
So what I was greeted with, when the attendant and I snuck out to the play yard, was the sight of Charlie, sound asleep and flat on his back with his paws crossed over his chest because sighthounds sleep in the stupidest fucking positions, on top of a faux-medieval castle with gargoyles on the corners, surrounded by approximately seven Corgi, all trotting in a circle around him, barking in sync.
"They look like they're preforming some kind of ritual!" giggled the attendant as attempted to get my phone to focus.
"Yeah, they're gonna summon Corgtulhu." I said.
Unfortunately, this made the attendant literally fall on her ass laughing, and distracted Herschel and his compatriots, so they didn't get to complete the summons, and I didn't get the pic.
The attendant kept laughing because apparently she's new to puns, and had mostly gotten it under control by the time we got everyone's leashes on and back out to the front.
The manager was watching the front desk, bemused. Did you get to see them doing the ritual?"
"YEAH!" shrieks the attendant, still excitable with merriment. "THEY'RE- THEY WERE-" The attendant ends up giggling on the floor.
"You okay there Katie?" asked the manager with minimal concern.
"We think they were trying to summon Corgthulhu." I eplain, and Katie screams from the floor. "Wasn't gonna work though, you need a virgin sacrifice and Charlie had an STD when we got him."
It was the manager's turn to shriek. and for Charlie and Herschel to start barking in solidarity.
"That's right Charlie! Your sluttiness saved the world!" I told him, as he jumped up and kicked me in the face.
Anyway, that's why Charlie's nickname at daycare is now "Superman(whore)"
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Ableism in Subtitles
Something that really pisses me off is the litany of ableist issues found in subtitles. So, let's talk about 3 huge issues that need to stop.
Subtitles should never ever say [Speaking -language-]
When a hearing person is watching a TV show, or a stream, if someone starts speaking another language, if that hearing person knows that language, they will get to know what the person said, regardless of if the average viewer knows that foreign language.
Deaf and HOH viewers deserve the same opportunity, and to rob them of that opportunity by putting [speaking -language-] in the subtitles is ableist.
Every word spoken in a show or movie, unless given translated subtitles in the uncaptioned version of the show or movie, should have every word captioned exactly as it's spoken. If someone starts speaking Spanish, the words spoken in Spanish should be subtitled in Spanish. If someone starts speaking German, the words spoken in German should be subtitled in German.
When a show or movie is created, if you want a character to speak a foreign language, you get an actor who can speak that language. When you hire someone to transcribe a show into subtitles, your hire someone who can speak the languages spoken in the show, or you have them mark points where a foreign language speaker will need to assist and then have someone who speaks that language add in the parts that the transcriptionist can't.
Subtitles should never be cut short for convenience
This is something I see constantly. Shows and movies will frequently cut out words or even large chunks of a sentence from the subtitles to make the subtitles shorter.
When you remove descriptive words, parts of a sentence, or even whole sentences to cut down on the amount of subtitles in a given segment, you are completely changing the attitude, mood, and expression of those sentences. You can completely ruin all of the implicit feelings in a sentence if you remove words that show feelings or the way a person phrases things.
It is not your moral right, as a company or transcriptionist, to decide that deaf or HOH viewers shouldn't get the original phrasing.
I am not deaf or HOH. I have APD and have to use subtitles to keep up with what's being said, or I won't process it fast enough. Because of that, I get to see all of the ways subtitles deviate from the original wording all the time. This isn't an issue that just happens here and there. It happens in pretty much every episode of every show I've watched. And it's unacceptable.
Even if we ignore the way this impacts the intent of a sentence, this is ableist by its nature. When subtitles are made, they are made to fill the gap in a deaf or HOH person's TV experience. When you don't accurately fill that gap, or fill it partway, or half ass it, you are cutting corners on a disability aid. It's like if you sold someone a wheelchair with the wheels not pumped with enough air, or giving someone a hearing aid with damaged battery capacity.
When deaf or HOH people watch TV or movies and they use subtitles, they are relying on those subtitles to give them the most accurate wording possible. So why are companies directing or allowing their transcriptionists to half ass or cut down their subtitles? Every piece of media should be having its subtitles checked for accuracy before they're approved, and subtitles that cut corners should be amended before a show with subtitles is published or aired.
Subtitles should never censor words that aren't censored in audio
If a show or movie has swearing in it, of any kind, the subtitles should accurately depict what is happening audibly. If the audio has swear words censored, the subtitles should depict the noise - or lack thereof - that is used to censor the word. Subtitles should never be censored when the audio isn't.
Not only does this touch on the same issue from the last section, it's also ableist in another way. Not only are you giving deaf and HOH people a different experience than hearing people, you're also infantilizing them by disallowing them from hearing swear words that hearing viewers can hear.
Deaf and HOH adults are not children. They have just as much right to read the word "fuck" as a hearing person does to hear it. Censoring subtitles is disrespectful, ableist, and infantilizing and it needs to stop.
Make a change
I'm not familiar with the details of the ADA and how it regards subtitles, but if anyone would like to work with me to do something about this, I would really like to fight for subtitles to have more regulation.
If the ADA prohibits inaccurate subtitles, we should be reporting companies like Netflix who constantly provide inaccurate subtitles. If it doesn't, we should be fighting to amend the ADA to include regulations for subtitle accuracy.
Anyone who's researched this before or who knows more about it than I do, please tell me what you know or give me some sources I can look into myself. I would research from scratch but I'm disabled and don't have a lot of spoons for it, which is why I'd like to work together with others.
Kids are funny.
I just had a random memory of a friends’ kid when she was about six or seven, when she cornered a couple of us at a get-together and says “wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”
We figured this was, while unusual, a pretty straight-forward conversation starter. “Sure”, we said.
We were NOT prepared. She went on this EPIC storytelling monologue about the restaurant and Italy and the art on the walls and some dramatic story she made up ABOUT the art on the walls. We were enraptured. No idea what was going on but by god we were hooked. At no point does she mention food.
The next week, similar get-together with the same people. Same friend I’m talking to. Same child walks up. “Wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”
But NOW we’re prepared, we’re excited. We’re about to hear some SHIT. We grin in anticipation. “Sure!”
“A salad.”
She walks off, seemingly unaware she just set up the funniest fucking week-long joke my friend and I had ever heard
Hell yeah, preach these problems preach
You know, I’ve tried writing material where the number of bisexual and gay characters present matches up with real-world demographics, but even that’s apparently enough to get folks passive-aggressively going “wow, is anyone in this setting straight?”, so basically my answer from now on is “no, not a single person in this setting is straight”.
Preach girl preach people need to know about this, even though I’m a tiny blog I hope this spreads it more to people who need to know this
People only think ADHD is the inability to focus.
They don’t mention:
-The inability to stay on a sleep schedule
-Executive Dysfunction
-Understimulation
-Overstimulation
-Brain constantly running at max speed
-Overthinking everything you do
-The inability to find motivation to do even the simplest tasks somedays
-The Overclocked hours where you’re EXTREMELY focused and can’t put your attention literally anywhere else
-The massive insecurities
-The gaps in your memory where you swear you were listening but can’t pick out what you missed because you were so focused on how you would respond
-The extreme clinginess in friendships and relationships
-The extreme LACK of clinginess in friendships and relationships
-The hyperfixations that consume your entire brain for weeks at a time
-The depression that kicks in when those hyperfixations drop unexpectedly
-The constant paranoia you carry with you because you feel like a burden to the people you love because you don’t want to be too much to handle for them, but you also want them to know that you want to be in their life and trying to find a healthy balance between the two and in the end, losing all of your friendships because you can’t keep your shit together.
-And so much more…
No modest k I can cook sorta can do math we’re not talking algebra right cause I haven’t gotten to there yet I think I’m funny but the world just doesn’t seem to understand my humor
let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
Beautiful just beautiful
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cat inspecting a fallen star outside in the garden
there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas preach human preach
Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.
I do that sounds like I’m ether going to be awesome or there’s that bitch
sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
Question I don’t truly care about canonical stuff but was it canon that she has autism cause that make a lot of sense
Wednesday (TV Series 2022–)
Friend or Woe - S01E03
Sleeping 😴 rules
i am a big fan of being in bed.
archery lessons
(wednesday addams x reader)
Summary: Wednesday gives you an archery lesson (and stands very close while doing it).
Word count: 700
Mentions: Only physical trait implied is that reader is around the same height as Wednesday. No pronouns. No warnings, except that I’m no archery expert. This is just a quick thing I wrote purely based on the scene in the gif and the archery one in The Princess Diaries.
Masterlist is in my pinned post (if I add the link here the post won’t show up in the tags)
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“Take your stance.”
You hadn’t heard Wednesday come up to you, and almost jumped when you heard her deadpan command.
You’d lost count of the times you’d done just as she was saying, and tried to hit the target to no avail. Xavier was a patient teacher and didn’t show any frustration, but your own was growing every time your arrows embedded themselves into the grass.
It wasn’t just the failure that was getting to you. You were failing in front of Wednesday Addams, who excelled at everything, from fencing to music to archery.
And who just happened to be your crush.
And who had apparently decided she’d had enough of watching you flail about with a bow and arrow and decided to take matters into her own hands.
“Um...” you scrambled for words, heat rising under your skin under her piercing gaze, “I think... maybe I’m just not cut out for this...”
“Nonsense,” Wednesday cut you off, unfazed. “Take your stance.”
There was hardly any arguing with her, so you did. Hand on the grip, arrow nocked in place, string pulled taut...
“Your elbow’s too low,” Wednesday said.
Right. Of course. Xavier had covered that on your first few tries, but your focus wasn’t exactly stellar with Wednesday standing so close to you. You lifted your elbow, eager to cover up your mistake.
“Now it’s too high.” A small pause. “Here.”
She took it upon herself to position your elbow at just the right height, and...
Wednesday Addams was touching you. The day was warm, you were wearing short sleeves, and Wednesday’s fingers were pleasantly cool on the bare skin of your arm while her breath fell hotly on your neck. Or maybe, more likely, it was just your skin heating up when her lips so close to it.
You were dangerously close to breaking into a giddy smile, and forced yourself to keep your expression neutral and focus on the task at hand. You murmured a small ‘thanks’.
“Good,” she said. You expected her to leave you to it now, but she didn’t move an inch, only inspecting your hold on the bow further.
“Don’t grip it like your life depends on it. Relax,” she instructed. And suddenly, her other hand was wrapped around yours on the bow, coaxing your white-knuckled grip to loosen just a little... which only closed the distance between you even more. You weren’t sure whether you were imagining it or not, but you could have sworn a few hairs from her fringe were brushing your temple, and her body was nearly pressed against yours.
“Breathe in,” Wednesday went on. “Focus on the target.”
There was something about her low tone of voice, firm but gentle orders murmured in your ear. Your galloping heart began to slow its pace, her touch became grounding instead of sending your nerves into a frenzy. You matched your breath to Wednesday’s, steady and calm in your ear. You looked at the target, lined the arrow like Xavier had showed you time and again...
“And release.”
You did as she said.
You remained frozen in place as the arrow shot through the air, and hit the target. Closer to the edge than the centre, but still. You gasped in delighted surprise, and the happiness in your heart swelled even more when you looked at Wednesday and found the tiniest satisfied smile on her lips.
“Told you. A few days with me, you’ll be hitting the centre with your eyes closed.”
Her words made you light-headed. A few days with her. No offense to Xavier (who you had practically forgotten was silently watching), but having Wednesday as a teacher sounded like a dream - or a beautiful nightmare, depending on how good a student you were.
For now, though, she was pleased with you, and you couldn’t get enough of it. You had lowered your arms, but her hand was still on your elbow, and she remained close enough that you could count her freckles. You must have looked the embodiment of the heart-eyes emoji, admiring her from up close. If she kept holding your gaze like that, you might just cave in and kiss her on the lips.
Neither of you noticed Xavier quietly retreating with a knowing smile - just in case you did end up doing that.
I love women who are unabashedly big.
Women with big laughs, big smiles, big voices, big bodies, and even bigger personalities to match. Women that don’t care if they take up space with long strides and sit with their legs miles apart.
They give big hugs and big kisses, and they have big hearts. Big, proud women are amazing.
Enid, giggling: what word has the most letters in it?
Wednesday: I believe the longest word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Enid:….mailbox. The answer is mailbox
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Everyday I fight the urge of writing a destiel fic where everything is the same but Dean has a baby girl (the mother didn't want to be involved cause they were both young, like 24 maybe.) So Dean is like "well I guess I'm gonna parent this child now" and yeah he raised Sam and he did the best job he could with the circumstances they were given, but something about this little girl makes Dean wanna cry everytime he looks at her and thinks how he doesn't know how to give her a better life.
Anyway she would be two at the first season and Dean would put her hair up in silly hairstyles and Sam just has to reset himself when he enters the impala during the first episode and there is just baby stuff on the back seat.
When Cas shows up the baby gets attached to him really fast and Cas, who has never interacted with a baby before, holds her by the back of her clothes like she is a kitten.