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Wednesday: whatever you want

Enid: anything?

Wednesday: anything you want, cara mia, ask and it will be yours

Enid: be nice to our friends?

Wednesday: oh sweet lucifer-

Enid: you said anything!

Wednesday: you are a vile creature!!

Enid: hey Wednesday, how did… what are you doing?

Wednesday: stabbing

Yoko: piercing

Enid: what

Yoko: remember when Wednesday threatened that she had a spell that could make outcast skin penetrable like an ordinary persons?

Enid, laughing: you’re using it to let Wednesday pierce your ears?

Wednesday: it’s for science

Enid: sure it is, love. can i go next?

Wednesday, with a hint of excitement: yes.

Enid: pink or blue?

Morticia: Enid, Wednesday, what are you girls doing?

Enid: hello Mrs. Addams! we’re giving Ichabod a makeover!

Morticia: a makeover? darling Ichabod is a tree

Enid: I know! he needed some TLC

Morticia:..

Wednesday: it is an acronym for ‘tender loving care’, disgusting by the way, just say tending

Enid: look. Ichabod, would you rather the pink scarf or the blue one? one shake for pink and two shakes for blue

the tree shakes once, wednesday who is sitting in his branches reading a book isn’t phased

Morticia: ..

Morticia: very well, dinner is ready so finish up here

Enid: oh! thank you!

Yoko: Maybe she’s… a witch.

Enid: She’s a psychic.

Yoko: How do we know for sure?

Enid: She told me! Plus she gets visions like other psychics here.

Yoko: She could be saying that. I think she’s a witch. She’s an Addams after all.

Enid: The Addams aren’t witches though.

Wednesday enters the room carrying a broomstick, a cauldron and a spell book

Wednesday: Sorry girls. Just had to clean up our room. The ritual got a little messy.

Yoko turns to Enid: Is she not a witch?!

Enid: So she has a hobby! That doesn’t automatically make her a witch! Wends, what we’re you trying to do?

Wednesday: I was trying to bring Goody back to life.

Yoko turns to Enid and gives her a look

Enid: Oh come on. Girls can’t just resurrect girls anymore?!

Enid, having a conversation: she’s allergic to roses

Wednesday, was barely paying attention: querida, haven’t we talked about telling our enemies our weaknesses? not to do it?

Bianca: enemies?

Enid: what weakness? if she even thinks about it i’ll shred her to pieces

Wednesday: very well

Wianca: what.

Yoko: you get used to it

Yoko: Thanks for letting me sleep over guys!

Enid: No problem, Yoko! Always happy to have my best friend sleep over after being brutally scolded at by her girlfriend for missing their five year anniversary.

Yoko: Thanks….. and thank you for putting up with me, Wends.

Wednesday: No problem Yoko. Though I must warn you that I talk in my sleep.

-around midnight-

Wednesday: *sleeping*

Wednesday: I want to kill you, Yoko.

Yoko wakes up about to burst into tears

Enid walks in on Wednesday petting Yoko’s head lightly as the vampire buries her face in her legs

Enid: Yoko? Wednesday? What’s going on?

Wednesday continuously petting: Im comforting Yoko.

Yoko: *still crying*

Wednesday: She’s having a bad day.

Enid: Wends do you not know how to comfort people?

Wednesday: She’s crying because she bit Divina’s neck and she started bleeding…. and started sucking her blood.

Enid: Oh…

Enid:

Enid pets Yoko’s head lightly: There there.

Enid: What the hell is this?!

Wednesday: It’s one of the saw traps from that movie we watched. I didn’t believe for a second that they work like they did.

Enid: Oh god Wends, please tell me you’re not going through with this.

Wednesday: Babe do you take me for some kind of a masochist?

Enid:

Enid: Well-

Wednesday: DONT answer that. Of course I’m going to test it on someone else.

Enid: Who?!

-Yokovina’s Room-

Yoko: *looks at her phone* Huh. It’s so late, I wonder why Wednesday wants me to go to her room.

Divina looks at her DVD stack of Saw movies

Divina: Babe, I love you so much please don’t go.

Enid: I’ll pick you up something nice after work! Maybe a new knife. Or a new axe.

Wednesday: My love…. why are you so sweet to me?

Enid: *gives a long passionate kiss to Wednesday*

Enid: Does that answer your question?

Wednesday: I love you too my sweet wolf.

Enid: I’ll see you later okay? Love you my sweet Raven. *leaves the house*

Wednesday: My god….she’s just so….

Yoko: Awww Wednesday! Are you gonna-

The raven quickly pins the vampire to the wall with her knife drawn to her neck

Yoko: Okay- okay I’m sorry!

Wednesday: If you tell anyone about this vamps, I swear to god I’ll-

Wednesday:

Wednesday: YOKO HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO OUR HOUSE?!

Wednesday’s Game

Wednesday: Since it’s my turn to host game night, I thought we could do something that’s not board games related.

Enid: This is exciting! Are we digging up buried treasures?!

Bianca: Yeah are we? Why are we all using shovels?

Yoko: And why do we need to wear masks?

Divina: And why do you have an hour glass? Is this a timed game?

Wednesday: It is. I have given you all a map to a certain location in Jericho where you each have to dig up your bodies.

Bianca: Wait….. our bodies?

Wednesday: Yes! When we begin, you all have exactly one hour to go to your spot and dig up your bodies and bring them back here for further instructions.

Yoko: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!

Divina: This sounds like a crime!

Enid: Oohhh! I love competitive games!!!

Bianca: Oh god this isn’t worth it. I’m out.

Wednesday: Unfortunately you have to play. I have tipped off the Jericho police to the location of the bodies. And with each of those bodies I have placed evidence that goes back to each of you. If they dig up the bodies, you lose and they’ll probably arrest you. So be quick. Get there first or you lose.

Divina: What the fuck kind of game is this?!

Yoko: This doesn’t sound like a fun game.

Bianca: This is the last time we’re ever going to let you host a game night-

Wednesday flips the hour glass

Wednesday: And the game starts NOW!

The raven walks into the room to find her werewolf and vampire playing chess

Wednesday: Huh. I didn’t take you two to be the type to play chess.

Enid: We’ve been at this for hours.

Yoko: Just two, Enid. Don’t exaggerate.

Wednesday looks at the chess board confused

Wednesday: This is…. an interesting way to play.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Wait do you two have any idea how to play chess?

Yoko: Nope.

Enid: Absolutely not. We’re just winging it.

Wednesday: *rolls her eyes* These two I swear to god.

Wednesday: Let me know who wins.

Wednesday is mad at Yoko and Enid (Again)

Wednesday: I asked you both to follow the rules why is it so hard for you two to follow the rules?

Yoko: Hey we tried!

Enid: Honest, Willa! We didn’t know!

Wednesday: Yoko if I asked you to find the definition of the word idiot in the dictionary what will you find?

Yoko: A picture of me?

Wednesday: No! The definition of the word idiot which you fucking are!

Yoko: *on the verge of tears*

Wednesday: And Mon Coeur. If I asked you to find the definition of the word cute in the dictionary what will you find?

Enid: Uh…. The definition of the word cute that perfectly describes me?

Wednesday: You’re damn right. *kisses Enid on the lips*

Enid smiles: I knew I was always cute, Willa.

Yoko:

Yoko: What the fuck was THAT?! I thought you were angry at the both of us!

Wednesday: I am angry. But since Enid is my lucky werewolf, I’ll just take the rest of my anger out on you.

Yoko: You fucking….. fair enough.

Friday the 13TH

Wednesday: These are my kind of Fridays. *sipping tea*

Enid: I hate Friday the 13TH.

Wednesday: Mi Amor don’t tell me you’re superstitious.

Enid: Aren’t you?! It’s always bad luck. I swear every Friday the 13TH something always bad happens to me.

Wednesday: I’m not superstitious. Although I never have to worry.

Enid: Because you’re an Addams?

Wednesday: Something like that. We do get bad luck.

Wednesday picks up her hand mirror and drops it to the ground breaking into tiny pieces.

-At Jericho-

Divina: Why did it get cloudy all of a sudden?

Yoko: *gets struck by lightning*

Bianca: Oh my god! Yoko are you okay?

Yoko: *lying on the ground almost burnt to the crisp*

Yoko: I’ll be fine. *coughing*

Divina: How the hell did that happen?!

Yoko: I can’t explain it but I think it had something to do with our best friend’s evil girlfriend.

-Back at Wenclair’s room-

Wednesday: We do get the bad luck. It just doesn’t happen directly to us.

Enid:

Enid: Oh god where’s Yoko?

Yoko: We gotta be careful here, this place might have booby traps.

Wednesday and Enid silently laugh.

Bianca: Hilarious. Real mature, you two.

Wednesday: *snickers* Traps.

Enid: *giggles* Boobies.

Wednesday: It’s finally October. You know what that means-

Enid: Spooky season! Halloween! Candies! Scary movies-

Wednesday: More rituals to be done and mysteries to solve of course.

Enid: Oh right. Of course.

Wednesday: *sighs* After we do what what you want to do of course.

Enid:

Enid: She’s actually quite good at fencing! Almost as good as her mother. Or even better!

Yoko: I would love to see this.

The werewolf and vampire watch as their daughters prepare to duel.

Wenclair Daughter: Prepared to die?

Yokovina Daughter: I can’t actually die.

Wenclair Daughter: En Garde bitch. *throws her sword*

Yokovina Daughter: *stabbed in the chest* Jesus CHRIST!

Enid: I told you she was good!

Yoko: That’s not how fencing works!!!!

Enid: Hey, my daughter won. No need to be a sore loser.

I was too lazy to clean up my sketch :]

I am absolutely FUMBLING the background on this but I love the faces so much, so I’m just gonna put this one on the back burner until I have more time to finish it