Headcanon That I Want To Share About My Fate Fiction!

Headcanon that I want to share about my Fate Fiction!

Knight of the Round Table Edition!

Because it's good that my shit stays permanently on the internet for people to cringe at!

Bedivere and Elizabeth (OC) do reading exchanges. For this reason, Bedivere is now a fan of dystopian fiction.

Gawain actually knows how to cook! Still, he refuses to make mashed potatoes without using vinegar. Also, he is a vegetarian. (There is still a debate about this on the internet, read many doujin where they say that, so I'm unsure.)

Lancelot is a fond lover of good chocolate. The man likes to drink hot cocoa, better if made with a dark blend and cinnamon sticks.

Tristan has the highest alcohol resistance among his peers.

Percival, Gawain, and Lancelot are accidentally always in competition with each other.

Every 2nd Friday of the month, the Knights of the Round Table have a “Movie Night.” The ones who don't participate are Gareth and Agravain.

As a joke, they watched the trilogy of “50 Shades.” Mordred always made loud noises in some way whenever there was an erotic scene; Tristan found out he has a sensory kink; Bedivere is the only one who refused to watch it, but he did it alone in his room.

The Knights of the Round Table have chore rotations. They are really organized.

Mordred and Gawain are the messier.

Achilles and Gawain, despite having nothing in common, are good friends and enjoy each other's company.

Agravain does pottery late at night when he is undisturbed. (yes, I have room for him too)

When drunk, Bedivere becomes easily irritable and emotional.

Gawain doesn't like to hand his mantle around as much as he does.

The Knights of the Round Table are planning to spend a Summer on the snow.

When the mood is down, Gareth always tries to cheer everyone up. (I think this is more of a General Canon, but I will put it here anyway.)

How funny would it be if in a fate story a mage tracked down a relic for a specific hero summon just to find out once they do the ritual and get the wrong person that the relic had been misidentified by archaeologists.

I can just picture Kiritsugu giving Iri a ten minute lecture about how he got the scabbard of Excalibur and how they can use it to summon king Arthur who will easily win the grail war for them and also legend says that it has healing abilities that can help her with her whole turning into a cup problem, and “don’t worry I have this whole thing planned out”, and then he does the ritual and some big buff male knight shows up so he is like “hello king Arthur” and the knight looks at him with a funny face and laughs

“King Arthur? My name is Gawain. Oh cool! You guys found my scabbard!”

Iri is like “so does this mean I’m not getting any help about the whole turning into a cup thing?

And Kiritsugu is plotting out 500 ways to murder the mage family relic dealer who tracked down “king Arthur’s” scabbard that he built his entire grail war plan around.

So, I saw this and I misunderstood the assignment I decided to give it a shot! Since no one suggested him, I tried! He look ugly as shit, but I think Achilles signs up for being a character that would look good in Yugioh art style.

But our dear original poster allowed me to post xD kind soul!

He looks a bit brain dead but for a 30 min work, that is all I got 💀

Quick, which fgo character would look good in yugioh art style

I kinda miss the old Tumblr... When I was here 5 years ago I could write something like

“And I realized I didn't love you anymore when upon reaching my orgasm I called my name instead of yours...”

And people would have gone crazy. Now only I think this is good shit.

Gawain: [swings at Hassan and misses]

Hassan: strike one

Gawain: That’s not how it works!

Gawain: [swings again]

Hassan: strike two

Hassan: once more and thine self is out

Gawain, under his breath: fuck

I want to finish writing my smut but the more I read it, the more it feels cringe, the more I want to rewrite it all and the more my will to write goes down the drain...