Post Tartarus Siesta

post tartarus siesta

ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

the monster high girl to creepypasta nico di angelo mcr teen to metalhead goth horror guy is so real guys 🙏

These are all canon btw, I'm Rick riordan

HoO incorrect quotes

part 3 :)

Percy: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Annabeth, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Percy: Percy: fsh

Piper: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Jason: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Percy: Plane tickets? Piper: Concert tickets? Leo: Prostitution? Jason, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Frank: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Piper: 'Prettiest Smile' Hazel: 'Nicest Personality' Leo: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Annabeth: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Percy: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Jason: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Percy: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Annabeth: Dammit, Leo! Leo: What?! It wasn’t me! Annabeth: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Percy! Percy: Not me either. Annabeth: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Hazel: *whistles*

More from the chaotic father-son duo!

Context: they're at Calypso's island, Astyanax is 8 years old, they're cooking some fish in the fire with sticks.

Astyanax: So

Odysseus: So?

Astyanax: This Penelope of yours

Odysseus: You want me to tell you a story or two?

Astyanax: Not exactly, I have a question

Odysseus: Ask then

Astyanax: What is Penelope a goddess of?

Odysseus: I'm not sure I follow

Astyanax: What is Penelope a goddess of?

Odysseus: Of my heart

Astyanax: I mean, the past 8 years had made that more than clear, but I'm not asking that.

Odysseus: Then what's your question?

Astyanax: She is a goddess, but of what?

Odysseus: She's no goddess

Astyanax: Impossible

Odysseus: I think I would have noticed if my wife was a goddess

Astyanax: But every woman is a goddess

Odysseus: How so?

Astyanax: Circe, Athena, Calypso...

Odysseus: Stop right there, you think women are goddesses because every woman you have known is one?

Astyanax: Wait, they are not?? I thought only men were mortals!

Odysseus: You can't be serious. Be realistic, son, do you really think every person in this world knows as many gods as you and I?

Astyanax: Maybe???

Odysseus: No????

everytime i see a fanart of percabeth and it’s percy gym rat monster of a man jackson with petite skinny legend 4”2 annabeth chase a fairy looses its wings and i loose 27 years off my life