Ive Been Sending Adam Pics To A Few Friends This Morning With Some Thoughts About Them. Its My Distraction

I’ve been sending Adam pics to a few friends this morning with some thoughts about them. It’s my distraction to start my morning. This one got away with me a bit, but I thought it was worth sharing, even if amuses other fans. 

This one with the glasses actually makes me think of Clark Kent. It's a small smile, but so sweet. I can't see Adam as Clark/Superman, but perhaps Rey wants Ben to wear a Superman costume to a Halloween party, and he shows up in glasses and a flannel shirt and tells everyone that he's Clark still on the farm, dressed for a day (okay, actually just a few minutes, that's all it takes Clark) of farm chores, and thinking about how he looks without glasses. He's worn them since he was a kid, because his parents both needed them, it would seem weird if their supposedly biological son didn't. But soon he'll be in the big city of Metropolis, maybe he could start going without? Does he look okay without glasses? He's so used to them, his face seems strange naked. And thankfully he decides he'll keep them, so he can still use their removal as part of his disguise when he soon becomes Superman.

And admittedly, Rey is a little exasperated, because she'd almost come dressed as Lois Lane, but a sharp suit and a notepad had seemed like lazy cheating, so she's amazingly stylish as Harley Quinn, baseball bat and ponytails and all, with a special blond rinse, and she'd wanted to see Ben in tights, would that be too much to ask? Those man's legs deserved spandex clinging to them, and Rey deserved to see it. But he's so freaking adorable, wandering around with his glasses half-pulled down, earnestly and geekily telling everyone who will listen this elaborate backstory about Clark's thoughts so he could get away with jeans and plaid shirt, that screw it, they'll leave this party early and she'll climb him like a tree and totally forgive him as soon as he makes her come twice.

Maybe she'll talk him into tights next year.

I’ve book-marked them.

TOM HOPPER Umbrella Academy’s Tom Hopper Reads Cringeworthy Dad Jokes

(I saw one of these earlier and I did my own little interpretation)

I would read this.

Ben Solo - A Star Wars Story

Keep flattening the curve, folks! Don’t get complacent. We’ve got a ways to go, but we can make it.

HEY

Don’t forget - just because you’re wearing a mask/scarf/whatever, that does NOT mean you can let up on anything else. It’s an extra layer of protection, so to speak.

Like, if it’s cold out, you wear a coat. Then Mom says, put your hat on - it’s warmer. Great idea. Put a hat on. Do you then take your coat off because your hat keeps you warm? NO. 

The mask *helps*, but you still need to wash your damn hands and not touch your damn face and stay the fuck home and sadly, stay at least 6 feet away from other people.

A mask is an AND, not an OR.

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