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in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

*people telling me how toxic the tomarrymort ship is*

Me:

*Me posting tomarry fics on AO3*

Antishippers in comments:

i forgot i had these too. dies

Voldemort: Harry, I need you to give me my snake back

Harry: No! It’s my weekend, we have shared custody!

Voldemort: Nagini is not your child, she is a highly intelligent, extremely terrifying and deadly creature-

Nagini: boop the snoot

Harry: Aww, who’s my little danger noodle?

Voldemort:

Voldemort: What have you done to her

Lord Voldemort

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

I'm reading a lot of fanfictions with Tom riddle with a beard. And I have to say...I don't see it.

That being said!

I want to. Understand me? I need that fanart of Tom Riddle with a beard. I need to see him done up in his cunty robes, serving cunt with his beard. You know that, right? It's important to me that you know that.

halloween turtle 🎃

Little Gummygoo version 🐊💚💛

My submission for this year's @tomarrybigbang! A pool day for Harry and Voldemort and their younger selves.

One of my favourite things when reading fanfiction is when you click with an author's style so much that you adore the fanfiction you're reading, and once it's over you need more. So you go to their page and hope that there's more for any fandom you might know- only there isn't any. They've written for other fandoms you aren't familiar with and never would've thought about before.

But you're down so bad for their style and talent that they got you wading in like:

“you’re a writer, can you explain your process?” yes. first, i panic. then i procrastinate. then, in a fit of productivity at 3 a.m., i create chaos.

ngl I’m really proud of this for no reason LMAO

Be a Lilith FOR the Eves.

Theres a certain phrase going around: "Be a Lilith, not an Eve."

I hate it. It's a goth version of a "pick me" phrase.

So many women are born and raised into thinking they can't be anything more than an Eve. We all know the abuse and brainwashing that goes into such a mindset.

If one claims themselves to be a feminist or a fighter of women's rights, an advocate for abused women. Then this phrase should send anger rippling through you. Do not scoff, or side eye someone you see as an Eve. We've seen too much of that.

We need to be a Lilith for the Eve. To show them they can be more if they want to.

Please.

God take my period cramps away and give them to Sebastian solace!

Dame Maggie Smith (1934 - 2024).

Appeasing the old gods.

I was drawing some sphynx cats, but they turned into aliens somewhere along the way

Jean hat + stars

"You're so beautiful you would have been burnt at the stake" -my partner