Doctor 069 Was Napping On The Couch In His Room In The Dungeons. Hearing Quaestor's Footsteps Nearby,

Doctor №069 was napping on the couch in his room in the Dungeons. Hearing Quaestor's footsteps nearby, he sleepily responded:

– Behold, my Death cometh…

(based on a true story, sorry not sorry. Thank Apostle Jay for inspiration)

P. S. Beware: I'm (not only me) the uncompromising shipper Valdemar/Julian from the first time:

And because of this:

You've been warned. The right of appeal is eliminated.

"Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art,

As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel;

For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart

Thou art the fairest and most precious jewel.

Yet, in good faith, some say that thee behold

Thy face hath not the power to make love groan:

To say they err, I dare not be so bold,

Although I swear it to myself alone.

And, to be sure that is not false I swear,

A thousand groans but thinking on thy face

One on another's neck do witness bear

Thy black is fairest in my judgment's place.

In nothing art thou black save in thy deeds,

And thence this slander as I think proceeds".

Sonnet 131, William Shakespeare

Part two (2/3):

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"Sex, or Sextans is the equatorial constellation. Located between Leo and Hydra."

***

Julian, who was working in the Dungens that time, just passed by and overheard Valdemar's line.

"Oh, and you can call me Captain Uranus, right, Quaestor?" - and with a broad smile he tried to dogde a hand dressed in black. But he didn't sucсeeded and recieved a usual slap on his forehead, which didn't erase his smile and his joyful mood anyway. Slightly humming a tune, he headed towards the shelves carrying several test tubes with medical samples.

/© Apostle Jay /

"What do you know about sex, Quaestor?"

MC asks playfully, trying to look into Valdemar's eyes. For a few seconds Valdemar does not seem to notice. They were engrossed in a brand new anatomy atlas.

"Sex, or Sextans is the equatorial constellation. Located between Leo and Hydra."

Valdemar finally answered without taking their eyes off the page. Then added, stubbornly correcting another article right in the tome,

"And I'm not insisting that you have to feel the same way, but I am definitely insisting."

/sorry not sorry, made just for fun/

Yo hot take and rant before class

How the fuck didn’t Vulgora’s axe destroy Muriel’s pole??? If it’s wood (which I’m assuming it is), then that shit shouldn’t been chopped in half. I know it’s just for the story but Vulgs is literally the personification of war, they shouldn’t be that easy to beat??? Even before I became the neighborhood Vulgora stan, I thought it was weird how easy they were to beat.

They’re also absolutely the strongest character in the game, you cannot change my mind, they should be able to pick Muriel up and toss him.

Even if it was a haha moment cuz they’re dumb and they only rely on fighting instead of using their head, they could still leave significant damage on Muri and Mc. Plus they had their demon form fighting with them????

Um same with Mc just being able to snap one of Valdemar’s chains?? It’s only one but still??? Mc is overpowered, you cannot change my mind.

I’m not surprised though, the devs see/use the Courtiers as one sided plot devices and always have Mc beat them even though they’re fucking demons.

They have so much potential but like we see here, once they’re beaten/ served their purpose, they’re literally gone and never mentioned again in route. Like what the fuck happened to Vlastomil after he got captured???? Valerius’ deals are never ever mentioned in any other route besides Nadia’s, and seriously are they not going to explain what the fuck the whole thing with Vulgs being pulled underwater by a bunch of hands???? Hello?? I just have so many questions and the devs won’t even answer them???? Even when we ask they’re like “hm no 😌”

This damn story has so many plot holes, especially with the Courtiers. At this point, I know Vulgora better than the devs ajdhsjsn

Something behind the scenes.

Me and my co-author:

*see this magnificent tea set*.

Apostle Jay:

- This is the tea set that Valdemar and Nadia drink tea from on Fridays*.

/*HC based on the comic "Valdemar Schedule" from the Nix Hydra era and, in fact, the scene in PSL where Valdemar drinks tea/

Me:

- And Nadia periodically asks to borrow the tea set for, say, unpleasant conversations with unpleasant ambassadors.

Apostle Jay:

- And now I imagined Julian like this:

Me:

– "Quaestor, tell me, is there really cyanide in my cup?" asks Doctor №069 with a sly glance over the cup.

"Don't flatter yourself, young man. You've just pulled on the marzipan too hard," answers Valdemar with a calm expression and sets the cup on the saucer with a thin, light clink.

Julian's reaction:

Apostle Jay:

- HOW DID YOU GUESS I LOVE MARZIPAN?!

Me:

- Oh, really, how did I guess that? :}