FUCK YOU MANDELA! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A TV THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO MANDELATECH!

FUCK YOU MANDELA! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A TV THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO MANDELATECH! BAD DEALS, TVS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT MANDELATECH, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR RADIO, BRING YOUR TAPES, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT MANDELATECH, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO MANDELATECH! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT MANDELATECH, THE ONLY TECH STORE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. MANDELATECH, MANDELA'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF WISCONSIN, GUARANTEED!!

FINAL PAGE IN MY SKETCHBOOK!!!! gawd this took for EVER but this is my fav sketchboob so far omg

Traditional art jumpscare

hello! we have been trying to contact ADAM MURRAY.

is this you? Please confirm YES

before I die

i'd like to do something nice

take my hand and I'll take you for a ride

SPOILERS FOR THE MANDELA CATALOG PRESTO

Thatcher casually catching himself a “ My Life as a Teenage Alternate™ ”