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one of the funniest parts of the honda odyssey scene is right after logan pulls the car over because he's so obviously burning with rage over wade lying to him, but then wade says he made an "educated wish" and that bewilders logan so much he goes from being mad to just blinking and staring at him like this

and then wade goes on that long spiel about how he needs to save his family and at the end of all that logan just says "did you say you made an educated fucking wish?" his baffled ass was NOT listening 😭

ITS 1AM I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START CRANKING MY HOG AND A GECKO FELL RIGHT ON MY CHEST OUT OF NOWHERE ????

About Gaza Funds

IN THE FLESH

GO CRAZY. NEW OFFICIAL ART

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

spent last night making this

Looks like the Wolverine has nightmares, thank God Wade is there to comfort his babygirl.

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

You know how some cats like to get their butts patted

well this certainly is a development i didn't see coming

Pranking the machine (GONE WRONG)

(Not failing) marriage

Very small snippet of a VERY unfinished animation. Freaks!

WEAR HEADPHONES.

Transcript:

Forgive me, Father.

I'm trying to deliver judgement...

But this STUPID FUCKING PUSSY keeps getting wet.

Audio source

Got name dropped exactly 1 minute after that... Yeah that's fair.

GRAVITY FALLS THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM SPOILERS - PASSWORD MASTERLIST

a friend and I have been going over every password that works on the site, and I thought I'd post all of the ones I've found so fair. if you want to figure out the website on your own, please don't read further!!

Dipper

Mason

Dippy Fresh

Mabel

Stanley

Stanford/Ford/Sixer

Pines

Waddles

Wendy

Robbie

Soos

Gideon

Pacifica

Platinum Paz

Fiddleford/McGucket

Tad Strange

Blendin

Alex

Fuck you Alex

T.J Eckleburg

Bill/Cipher

Baby Bill/Baby/Lalala

Dorito

Scalene

Triangle

One Eyed King

Book of Bill

Vallis Cineris

Divorce/Breakup

IMSTILLONYOURMIND

Clone / Paper jam

Disney / Mickey mouse

Weirdmageddon

Mystery

Mystery Shack

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Journal 1

Journal 2

Journal 3

Giffany

Discogirl/BABBA

Pinata

AD Astra per Aspera (this one is definitely one you should try)

Hectoring

Meow

Matpat

Weird

Deer Teeth

Theraprism

Seven eyes

Skibidi/Rizz or other brainrot terms

Swear words (bitch, shit, cunt, etc)

Creepypasta

Reality

Goodnight Sally

Ducktective

Bye Gold

Blindeye

Euclydia

Axolotl

Lies

Love/Boyfriend

Blanchin

Virus

Morality

Small

Card

Cursed

Sorry

Portal

Hologram

Universe

Gun

FBI/CIA

Riddle

Yes

No

Something

Nothing

Life

Death

How will I die

Abuelita

Fixinit1

Scrimbles

Conspiracy

Fillbrick

OK KO

Kubrick

Cray Cray

Black sheep

Easter Egg

They'll see

Just fit in

Not a phase

Curse Wittebane

Titans Blood

Paper is Bookskin

Ciphertology

Scientology

Shape / Math / Greek

Who are you

You're insane

Sevral Times

Forget the past

Well well well being

Glass Shard Beach

Kings of New Jersey

Even his lies are lies

Just Blendin

Irregular

Contract

Caryn

Scary

Fordtramarine

Tourist trap

History

Toby determined

Craz

Unreality

Peak

Family matters

Cryptogram codex

this is all I've got for now!! I'll keep updating and editing this post. I also purposely chose to leave out what the result for each password is, because its so much more fun figuring it out on your own. I miiiiight do another post on that though

has anyone done this yet

The view of the leviathan from underwater when lightning strikes in 5-4

Day 64

5-4

the guppies haven’t been fed in Five minutes

I was inspired by a greek drawing that I saw

love in the 23rd century

sisygif from last night