Seeing A Ship You Hate In A Fic With A Ship You Like Is Kind Of Like Finding A Hair In Your Soup. Like,

Seeing a ship you hate in a fic with a ship you like is kind of like finding a hair in your soup. Like, ew, who got Huskerdust in my Radiorose?

Autism culture is getting distracted while brushing your hair because you like running your fingers over the bristles and it’s like, pure stimmy goodness

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obviously I bought it

Here’s what your favorite The Amazing Digital Circus character says about you! I just made this for fun, don’t take it to heart:

Pomni: Your life is a never-ending conga line of things you don't want to do, but are powerless to do anything about. Every time you finally catch a break, it is conveniently pulled out from underneath you, and now you’ve given up all hope of things ever going your way.

Kinger: You play dumb so that people don't expect you to do anything, but you're smarter than you let on and you'll share tidbits of useful information when the situation calls for it.

Ragatha: You either have mommy issues, or a mommy kink. Possibly both. I'm also willing to bet that you're a Ragapom shipper.

Jax: Simp. You cried over how much of an asshole he was in episode two even though he's always been an asshole. His character is not ruined, that's just the way he is, and he's likely going to get worse according to Gooseworx.

Gangle: Any sense of self-worth that you once had has been completely destroyed by bullying. If an elementary schooler kicked rocks in your direction, you’d cry, and probably have to go home and watch cartoons with your body pillow and/or plushies to feel better.

Zooble: Your fashion sense is just as messy as your gender. You have no clue what to identify as, and you don't know if you'll ever figure it out. You're probably also some flavor of neurodivergent, probably either autistic or ADHD. Or both of those. Zooble is made of fidget toys, of course they’re a neurodivergent choice.

Caine: You're a people-pleaser. You're not good at it, but you try, even though your attempts are messy at best. You talk a big game and you like to give unsolicited advice on situations you know nothing about, and sometimes it works, but most of the time it just ends up making things worse.

Bubble: You're into pet play. You love being punished by your caregiver, and will act up on purpose for more punishments. Your caregiver knows this, and indulges your kink at full steam.

Gummigoo: Hello, Helluva Boss fandom! I know you're here because he's voiced by the same guy who voices Mammon. I also know that you cried over his death and you probably hate Caine for killing him, even though he’ll probably return in a future episode.