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Eggs: Tamago kake gohan. Crack an egg over some hot rice and stir it through with soy sauce to taste, along with any other seasonings that tickle your fancy. It’s a great low spoons dish, and it tastes pretty good too ^_^

Steak: Rare, finished with garlic, thyme, rosemary, and basted with a liberal amount of high quality butter ^w^

Milk: 2%. Nothing beats whole milk for me ^_^

Alcohol: I don’t drink, I can’t stand the taste of alcohol >_< even vodka is too much for me

Warm drink: Salted caramel hot chocolate with a small dollop of whipped cream

Tagging @the-golden-comet and @gioiaalbanoart!

Here’s what your favorite The Amazing Digital Circus character says about you! I just made this for fun, don’t take it to heart:

Pomni: Your life is a never-ending conga line of things you don't want to do, but are powerless to do anything about. Every time you finally catch a break, it is conveniently pulled out from underneath you, and now you’ve given up all hope of things ever going your way.

Kinger: You play dumb so that people don't expect you to do anything, but you're smarter than you let on and you'll share tidbits of useful information when the situation calls for it.

Ragatha: You either have mommy issues, or a mommy kink. Possibly both. I'm also willing to bet that you're a Ragapom shipper.

Jax: Simp. You cried over how much of an asshole he was in episode two even though he's always been an asshole. His character is not ruined, that's just the way he is, and he's likely going to get worse according to Gooseworx.

Gangle: Any sense of self-worth that you once had has been completely destroyed by bullying. If an elementary schooler kicked rocks in your direction, you’d cry, and probably have to go home and watch cartoons with your body pillow and/or plushies to feel better.

Zooble: Your fashion sense is just as messy as your gender. You have no clue what to identify as, and you don't know if you'll ever figure it out. You're probably also some flavor of neurodivergent, probably either autistic or ADHD. Or both of those. Zooble is made of fidget toys, of course they’re a neurodivergent choice.

Caine: You're a people-pleaser. You're not good at it, but you try, even though your attempts are messy at best. You talk a big game and you like to give unsolicited advice on situations you know nothing about, and sometimes it works, but most of the time it just ends up making things worse.

Bubble: You're into pet play. You love being punished by your caregiver, and will act up on purpose for more punishments. Your caregiver knows this, and indulges your kink at full steam.

Gummigoo: Hello, Helluva Boss fandom! I know you're here because he's voiced by the same guy who voices Mammon. I also know that you cried over his death and you probably hate Caine for killing him, even though he’ll probably return in a future episode.

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Helluva Boss character says about you. Once again, don’t take this to heart, it’s just a bit of fun:

Blitzø: You relate a little too hard to Bojack Horseman. You've done a lot of bad things in your life that you bitterly regret, and even though you're trying to be a better person now, you can't escape the feeling that you'll never be able to outrun your past. Regardless of what you did in the past, all you can do is try to be better now, even if you've burned several bridges to a crisp.

Stolas: Sinister gay, life-ruining mean gay. The kind of mean gay who does the most toxic shit to you and then plays the victim when called out.

Stella: Got room for the Jax fans in your little, 'my favorite character got ruined even though they were like that from the start' club? Because you should definitely start making room if you haven’t already. They need it.

Octavia: Your childhood was completely destroyed by your parents' unhappy marriage and subsequent divorce. You can't talk to either of your parents without one of them complaining about the other, and you wish more than anything that you weren't born into a loveless marriage so that you could've had a stable and happy childhood.

Loona: Furry. Need I say more? Because of all of the characters you could've picked, you went for the emo Hellhound. You have a kinky AO3 history and you dream about being stepped on by a goth dommy mommy.

Moxxie: You cling to your significant other because your relationship with them is the only healthy relationship you've ever had in your life. Your family are the worst, and you don't have many friends, on account of the fact that you keep befriending complete and utter jackasses.

Millie: Look, I get it, you love your significant other, and that’s great, but it is ok to have a life outside of them. Get a hobby, or something, IDK.

Fizzarolli: Hurt/comfort is your all-time favorite trope, and you live for romances with happy endings. You dream of finding a rich and powerful man who loves you with all his heart, not because you're a gold-digger, but because you want a classic happy Disney princess ending, and though you haven't found the right man yet, you're certain that you will someday.

Asmodeus: Your significant other thinks that you're way out of their league (And let's face it, you are), despite your repeated attempts to assure them that you love them as they are. Your sex life would make the most hardcore AO3 writer blush like a schoolgirl, and you'd be proud of it.

Beelzebub: Hello, Ke$ha fans! Your favorite music genre is 2010s EDM, and your favorite drink is whatever gets you drunk the fastest. Many people have tried to beat you in a drinking contest, but few have succeeded, and they consider it a great honor, because you have an iron liver, and getting you drunk is no easy task. It's a miracle that you haven't died from alcohol poisoning yet.

Mammon: I know that you've thought about putting $20,000 in a blender, drinking it, and then bragging to everyone that in a few hours, you're going to piss away 20 grand. And for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT DO IT.

Verosika Mayday: You’re still bitter over that one shitty ex of yours, but instead of letting it get you down, you use it as a driving force to become the most successful that you can possibly be. You’re fueled by spite, and you want nothing more than to rub your fame and fortune in the faces of everyone who’s ever wronged you.

Glitz and Glam: You’re a K-pop stan. Like, the most hardcore K-pop stan out there. The kind of K-pop stan that makes other K-pop stans uncomfortable and writes real-person fanfiction about your favorites.

Striker: You have a serious thing for cowboys. I’m talking, Brokeback Mountain is your favorite film, kind of serious. You’re into the brooding, lone ranger type of cowboy.

Andrealphus: You saw him, and you screamed, ‘Elsa birb’. Which, to be fair, that does seem to be what he is. If he gets any songs in the show, you hope that they’ll hit as hard as Let It Go did.

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Helluva Boss ship says about you:

Moxillie: The only thing you want in life is a happy and loving marriage, and honestly, good for you. None of your relationships have worked out yet, but you're certain that one will someday

Stolitz: You watched The Hunchback Of Notre Dame and you thought that Claude Frollo was the good guy

Stolas/Stella: You are a bottom to end all bottoms. You don't want a powerful woman to step on you, no, you wouldn't be satisfied unless she pressed you flat with a steamroller

Blitzika: You say that you hate your ex, but you're constantly beating yourself up over ruining your relationship with them, and if they wanted you back, you'd say yes in a heartbeat. You never moved on, and secretly you hope that they haven't moved on either

Blitzstrike: Your favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. How did I know, you might ask? Because why else would your favorite ship be Spunky, sharp-tongued person down on their luck X The only person who could potentially save them from the asshole threatening their life and their livelihood? In your mind, Blitz is Esmeralda, Striker is Phoebus, and Stolas is Claude Frollo

Blitzø/Loona: You are single-handedly keeping the stepdad category alive on a certain internet corn website, and I don't mean that in a good way. You need to touch some grass

Fizzmodeus: You say that you want what they have, but really you're looking for a rich and powerful sugar daddy to take care of you so that you'll never have to work again. Your ultimate goal is to be a trophy spouse, and you make no apologies for it

Beelzebub/Tex: You're a himbo with a thing for party girls capable of handling enough alcohol to pickle a blue whale's liver. If you drank half as much as your current girlfriend does, you'd need to have your stomach pumped, but somehow she can handle it just fine

Loona/Tex: Pick-me with a capital P. You're exclusively attracted to men who are already in relationships, and your favorite songs are You Belong With Me and Girlfriend because you fantasise about your crush dumping his current partner for you. You need to stop what you're doing and chase after someone who's 1.) Single and 2.) Interested in you

Andrealphus/Vassago: You're the same brand of aesthetic girly who's into Charlastor. You don't care if the characters you ship have any actual chemistry as long as they look good together

Here’s what your favorite Hazbin Hotel character says about you! I had a lot of fun with this one:

Alastor: You're either a simp, or you're aro-ace and are grateful to have some representation in the form of a main character, even if said main character is a murderer and a cannibal, and not a soul in between.

Husk: You're a furry, first and foremost. Daddy kinks are common, but you have a grandpa kink, and your ideal man is someone like Paul Hollywood. Or you're a massive Keith David fan and you simp for every character he's ever voiced. Ok, maybe not EVERY character. But definitely Dr Facilier. Come to think of it, if you simp for Dr Facilier, you probably also simp for Alastor

Niffty: You know that girl who looks sweet and innocent but has a criminal record, and has written depraved fanfiction that would get you on an FBI watchlist? This is her

Charlie: Hello, Disney princess fans! Charlie is a Disney princess who cusses and you love that about her

Vaggie: You've supported the 'Vaggie is a fallen angel' theory since day one, and you loved saying 'I told you so!' when it was made canon

Rosie: Hello, Radiorose shippers! Don't worry, I'm one of you. Rosie and Alastor are platonically married, your honor. You also wish you had a supportive cannibal mom

Angel Dust: How's that unresolved trauma that you process by lashing out at others working out for you? No, but seriously, therapy would help you, or at least, it would be a healthy alternative to your substance abuse problem

Sir Pentious: You watched Phineas and Ferb as a kid, and you loved Dr Doofenshmirtz, so it's no surprise that you love a character who is basically him in snake form

Cherri Bomb: Your type is party girls capable of handling enough cocaine to kill a bull elephant. Either that, or you are a party girl capable of handling enough cocaine to kill a bull elephant. Your nostrils will not survive your twenties

Vox: You used to be an Alastor simp but then Vox came along, and now he's your new favorite tumblr sexyman. You never thought that you'd find a TV sexy but that hasn't stopped you from simping for him

Valentino: You've never made a good decision in your life, and you don't intend to start now. Your taste in men is horrible, and you always date bad guys in the hopes of changing them, and you need to stop, because they're not gonna change for you

Velvette: You're the mom friend, and you hate it. You never wanted to be the mom friend, but you have to be because your two friends who are dating can't mediate their own relationship and they make that your problem

Adam: See everything I said about Valentino, because it applies to him as well

Lute: You wish you could be the Y/N in every single boss/employee romance. You fantasise about dating your real boss on the regular, and no one can stop you

Emily: Is Charlie not sweet enough for you? Then it's no wonder that you like Emily instead. Emily is your precious bean

Sera: Lesbian with mommy issues. You're into a very specific type of woman because you have a poor relationship with your mother

Mimzy: Hello, former Steven Universe fans, more specifically the ones who loved Spinel. Mimzy is just a cussing Spinel, and you love that about her

Baxter: You're disappointed that he didn't get any speaking lines in the show. Don't worry, maybe he'll get some in season 2

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Hazbin Hotel character says about you! This time I’m doing all of the ones I didn’t include last time:

Lucifer: Turbo Radioapple shipper. I've never met a Lucifer stan who isn't a hardcore Radioapple shipper, also, I'm just going to hazard a guess and say that you don't have an ideal relationship with your father. I'm not going to kink shame, I'm going to kink politely ask you to unpack this with your therapist

Lillith: Mommy kink. What? Your favorite character in this series is the most powerful woman in Hell, you can't tell me with a straight face that you don't fantasise about her stepping on you

Carmilla Carmine: You're a bottom lesbian, I don't care if you're a man, you're a bottom lesbian for choosing the ballet MILF as your favorite

Zeezi: Emo. You're nostalgic for the late 2000s sparkle-dog wolfaboo era on deviantart. You own at least three pairs of chequered slip-ons, you've been to a My Chemical Romance or Linkin Park concert, and you own either a GIR or a Kuromi plushie that you carry around everywhere

Zestial: Sure, he has a cool design, but is he really your favorite? Or do you just think that he has a sexy voice? Thought so. You're hungry for Zestial x reader content but not much of it exists. Even so, you'll take whatever you can get

Katie Killjoy: You're either a self-hating gay man or the very definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. If you were offered a million dollars, but you had to push your best friend off of a tall building to get them, you'd do it in a heartbeat

Tom Trench: The universe seems geared against you. Your coworkers hate you even though you stay out of trouble and never directly antagonise them, and your boss sees that you're being bullied and pretends that nothing is happening. All you wanted was to just do your job and go home, but you couldn't even have that

Crymini: You have daddy issues, but you don't fetishise them and you're in desperate need of an actual father figure to love and care for you. You need a father, not a daddy, and yes, there's a difference

St Peter: Go to horny jail. We both know why I’m saying this

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Miraculous Ladybug character says about you!:

Marinette: You’re a child. You’re a member of the target audience for this show, and you don’t know why all of these teens and adults are raging so much about the ladybug show, but you’re content to watch the show and beg your parents for the toys and the cereals. Do they taste good? Probably not. But they have Ladybug on the box so you don’t care

Adrien: You don’t have an ideal relationship with your father. You’re a chronic people pleaser and you have no sense of boundaries, and you need to learn how to say no. Also break up with your girlfriend, she’s not in love with you, she’s obsessed with you, there’s a difference. You are not a person to her, you are a trophy

Nino: You’re really nice and a great friend, but that’s kind of all there is to you. You’re like vanilla ice cream, you’re sweet, and you’re dependable, and you’re so inoffensive that no one could possibly hate you

Alya: Some people are destined for greatness. You are destined to forever be a sidekick, and you’re surprisingly ok with that. You like supporting others from behind the scenes, and you don’t want the spotlight

Mylene: 2010s alt fashion has you in a chokehold, and you never want it to let go. You will be wearing shorts over tights and owl necklaces until your dying days

Ivan: Shy people who have the most hardcore music on their Spotify playlists. You listen to Insane Clown Posse and Suicide Silence while doing laundry or walking your dog

Rose: You’re an uwu pastel girly with the cutest fashion sense, also you’re definitely not straight

Juleka: Goth lesbian. You have a crush on your best friend, and I know that she likes you too, so just tell her how you feel already

Nathanael: Stop trying to make your best friend come out, he might not even be gay. Ok, he might be, but he’ll come out in his own time, you can’t rush him

Marc: *Holds up non-binary flag as the French national anthem plays*

Chloe: We know, Chloe was done dirty by the show. Everyone knows it by now, so keep writing your fix-it fics, or shut up and find a better fandom to join

Sabrina: Stop having crushes on your bullies, they are terrible people, you cannot change them

Kagami: Mommy issues. Probably not heterosexual. Probably needs a lifetime of therapy

Felix: You have daddy issues and you date girls with mommy issues, also I would bet my life savings on you not being neurotypical

Lila: Yet another brilliant character who was completely done dirty by the show. Go join the Chloe fans and write fix-it fics together

Toxinelle: You have a type, and that type is emo girls. You unironically love listening to them ramble about their latest edgy wolf OC or what they bought at Hot Topic

Griffe Noir: You’re in the same boat as the Adrien fans, but you also have a huge crush on an emo girl. If you wanna impress her, learn to play her favorite songs on guitar or write a poem for her. She’ll go nuts for that

Ever wanted to find out what your favorite Dungeon Meshi character says about you? Here you go!:

Laios: He is not your favorite, he is your comfort character. This man is autism with a dad bod, and you’ve never related harder to a fictional character than you have to Laios and his monster cooking hyperfixation

Marcille: You have a very particular set of skills. Do they come in handy? Are they useful in your day to day life? Not really. Ok, they are, but only under very specific circumstances

Chilchuck: You always get mistaken for way younger than you are, and you hate it. You will get asked for your ID whenever you buy alcohol well into your thirties

Senshi: You don’t want a daddy, you want a father. You want a man who will make you a home cooked dinner every night, take you fishing or camping in the summer, and tell you to wear a sweater when it gets cold outside. You want a man who will do all of the things that your dad never did for you

Falin: You’re a girl who doesn’t know how hot she is. You think that you’re average when there are lesbians who would commit heinous crimes for you, and straight men who would throw themselves in front of a dragon for you

Kabru: Introvert who has had it up to here with their extrovert friends. All you want is for them to leave you alone for five damn minutes but they don’t seem to be getting the hint and you don’t have the heart to spell it out for them

Kuro: Furry. I know it’s low-hanging fruit, but he’s an anthropomorphic dog, what else were you expecting?

Namari: Gay. Your ultimate fantasy is for a woman to break you in half and then crush what’s left of your spine into dust

Daya: Gay and quiet and secretly wishing that a big dumb woman would step on you but you’re too afraid to admit that out loud

Shuro: Stop fighting with strangers on the internet, it won’t end well, it never ends well. You can’t make someone who hates your favorite character like them, and you can’t win every argument by calling the other party racist. Or sexist. Or any form of ‘ist’, please, oh please, dear lord go touch some grass

Maizuru: You’re the kind of mother who tells your son to pursue women who clearly aren’t interested in him. If your son ever commits an offence against a woman, I need you to know that it will be at least 50% your fault

Izutsumi: There are people who want to be daddies, and then there are people who want to be fathers, which is what you are. You want to adopt this skrunkly little cat girl. You want to feed her healthy meals and make pillow forts with her and tuck her in at night with a kiss on the forehead

Hit the nail on the head with Mimzy. The worst part is that the girl who actually got the lead said that I deserved it more than her. I think the drama teacher just hated me for some reason.

What your favorite Hazbin hotel character says about you (Pt 3)

Sera: You were the girl in middle school that defended all the gay people despite coming from a very religious household, now you have an army of gays who would defend you against anything

Emily: Stop trying to make all of your friends come out! Some of them aren't even GAY!...most of them are though you have a point.

Lucifer: I think Lucifer fans need to realize that if you get into a relationship with this man, your going to be the one topping...I'm not sure why this is a shock to some of you .

Lilith: I am not going to kink-shame, I'm going to kink-send you to the corner to do some self reflection.

St. peter: If you were to look up "Gay man who was raised in a christian household and is still questioning if they're straight to this day (spoiler alert: they aren't') you would get a picture of this twink

Mimzy: Theatre kid who never got the lead role growing up and has never let that go.

What does your favorite Dungeon Meshi ship say about you?:

Marcille/Falin: I’m not saying that you’re demiromantic, I’m just saying that every crush you’ve ever had has been on one of your best friends. Oh, who am I kidding, you’re demiromantic, there’s no way around it

Laios/Chilchuck: You just want a big dumb man to sweep you off your feet, and honestly, what gay guy doesn't?

Laios/Senshi: Elder gay who has a huge thing for himbos in their 20s. You like your toy boys, and you love spoiling the hell out of them with extravagant gifts and meals

Laios/Marcille: You say that you like enemies to lovers, but what you actually like is mildly annoying acquaintances to lovers. Girlypop, if they're only enemies because of a slight disagreement, they're not really enemies

Chilchuck/Senshi: You have a daddy kink, not in the sense that you want a daddy, but in the sense that you want to be the daddy

Laios/Kabru: You're the brand of gay who had a crush on all of your high school bullies. Only somebody who crushed on bullies could see a mean twink and think, 'He should date the guy he low-key hates'

Laios/Toshiro: Gay and in denial. Sure, keep telling yourself that you're in love with your crush's sister, we all know that you have a soul-wrenching crush on her himbo brother. Chappell Roan ought to write a song about you, oh, wait, she already did, it's called Good Luck Babe

Toshiro/Falin: Diva, there is no such thing as love at first sight, if a stranger asks you to marry him and move to his homeland and leave everything you know behind, that's a red flag and you should run like hell away

Toshiro/Kabru: Bitchy gay. Like, bitchy high school cheerleader in an adult male body gay. You only want one thing in a partner, and that is, the ability to spill the hottest fucking tea about the people you mutually despise

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Hazbin Hotel ship says about you!

Radiodust: You're an old-timer who's been around since the pilot. One off-handed joke about Angel Dust wanting to suck Alastor's dick was all it took for you to start shipping them. You always ship the two most attractive male characters together in your fandoms, even if they have no real connection

Huskerdust: I’m not going to touch this one because I’ll probably get death threats if I don’t tell the Huskerdust fandom exactly what they want to hear

Radiorose: Hello, aro-ace community! You love this because they're the closet thing to a canon queerplatonic couple that currently exists in mainstream media, and as a fellow aro-ace, I’m in the exact same boat

Chaggie: You like the idea of forbidden love, but you're not interested in handling all of the social/political ramifications of it, and would prefer to conveniently gloss over both of those things just like in the show. This ship has the flavor profile of vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips, and so does your personality

Lucifer/Lilith: You only want one thing in this life, and that is for a powerful woman to step on your neck. You are a bottom to end all bottoms

Radioapple: Daddy kink, but in a voyeuristic way. You like watching two dads doing each other, but there is no way you’d ever let them touch you, no, all you want is to watch them go at it

Rosiemilla: Mommy kink, but in a voyeuristic way

Radiohusk: Oh, you would let a man do unspeakable things to you if he was hot enough. You read dark romances and you want a dark romance to happen to you in real life

Cherrisnake: You are absolutely terrible at handling your feelings for everyone you've ever crushed on, and will try to convince yourself that you hate the object of your affections because you lack the courage needed to make a move on them. It would take a life or death situation for you to tell your crush how you really feel about them, and even then you'd be more afraid of telling them than of dying

Guitarspear: Hello, Adam simps! You binge-read workplace romances and you fantasise about dating your boss even though he's a dick 90% of the time. Strangely, the fact that he's a dick makes you even more attracted to him

Staticmoth: Your ideal ship is two horrible people who deserve each other. You want what they have, but at the same time you don't

Zestmilla: Your preferred aesthetic is old married couple core, and I respect that. You binge-read found family fics on AO3, and your favorite tag is hurt/comfort

Radiostatic: You love the idea of someone being obsessed with you when you have no interest in them. You like to laugh at their, quite frankly, pathetic attempts to get you to notice them, and you're waiting for the day when the penny will drop and they'll realise that they are nothing to you, and never will be

Arackpentious: You have never cared about canon, and you don't intend to start now. You probably simp for Sir Pentious and use Arackniss as a self-insert. We know barely any canon information about him, so it's easy for you to project yourself onto him so that you can get doubly-dicked down by the Victorian snake man

Charlastor: You're all about the aesthetic. You got into this ship because there's an abundance of gorgeous fanart for it, even if there's no chance of them being together in canon. You don't care about that, however, because they look beautiful together and that's all that matters to you

Radiomimzy: You wish that the old canon of Mimzy being Alastor's girlfriend was still canon

Royalhalo: You hate Vaggie and you think that Charlie deserves better than her, and who better than the sugary sweet angel who was the first to hear Charlie out and argue in her favor when she found out the truth about the exterminations?

Cherridust: You are aggressively heterosexual and you believe that it is impossible for a man and a woman to be friends without one or both secretly harboring feelings for the other. You binge-read friends to lovers fics on Wattpad, and if a man so much as says hi to a woman, you will ship them

Cherrimoth: You like enemies to lovers, but in a bitch eating crackers kind of way. You either have a crush on someone that you love to hate from afar, or you want to fall in love with someone who hates you from afar

I know I'm late to the party about what ships say about you, but can I ask your thoughts on Sirdust (Angel x Sir Pentious)?

Alright, let’s see what I can come up with for this one, *ahem* Sirdust: You live for sloppy seconds. You’re the kind of person who’s like, ‘If no one else wants that guy, I’ll take him!’ But diva, there’s usually a reason why no one wants that guy and you always end up finding it out the hard way

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Class of 09 character says about you!

Nicole: You really thought that you could fix her, or at least make things better for her, and you were so disappointed to find out that you couldn’t do a thing to save her from herself, or from the shitty people around her

Jecka: Oh, honey, I am so sorry for what happened to your favorite. I’m so sorry that the creator hated you so much that he decided to ruin not only Jecka, but also Jeckole for you. You’ll never forgive him for Class Of 09: The Flipside, especially how he turned it into a series of Jecka torture porns

Emily: You love rarepairs, and in your mind, Emicole is far superior to Jeckole. Toxic yuri is your jam, and nothing else will do

Ari: Ari is just every young lesbian who lives in a small town, like, girl, it is better to be single than to date a toxic woman just because she’s the only other gay woman you know, raise your standards

Kelly: Please stop sleeping with horrible men to convince yourself that you’re straight, it’s not going to work, open that closet door and come out

Megan: You don’t like her, you sympathise with her. What Nicole did to her was overkill of the highest degree. Sure, she was a little bit bossy and overbearing, but she did not deserve that

Karen: You either want a shy nerdy girlfriend, or you ARE a shy nerdy girlfriend

Jeffrey: You were terrorised all through high school. 90% of it was undeserved, but 10% of it was a little bit deserved

Crispin: You quote memes from 2007 on a daily basis, and while nobody is interested in hearing about them anymore, that hasn’t stopped you

Kylar: Stop having crushes on horrible men, you cannot change them, you cannot change them, you cannot change them, YOU. CANNOT. CHANGE. THEM.

Hunter: Stop doing things for mean hot girls, you won’t get anywhere by doing anything for someone who doesn’t care about you