I Think Ive Cracked The Tumblr Sexyman Formula You Guys. All Of The Tumblr Sexymen Have These Three Things

I think I’ve cracked the tumblr sexyman formula you guys. All of the tumblr sexymen have these three things in common:

1.) A suit

2.) A blue and orange morality, either that, or straight up evil

3.) A tall, spindly build, and if he has any muscle, it’s lean muscle, not a six pack

Am I wrong?

That's why I dont like akito's relationship with tohru. tohru is a good and compassionte person who recognized that akito is a victim of abuse and it's in character for her, but does akito even deserve to be friends with her???

Short answer: Hell No. I do not care how badly Akito was abused, I really don’t, because being abused doesn’t justify abusing others. Ever. I was downright sickened by the show, and the manga allowing Akito to get away with everything Scot-free. She never apologised, never made amends, never did anything to deserve anyone’s love or forgiveness, and yet it gets handed to her on a silver platter anyway. The fact that Tohru, of all people, befriended her, despite the horrific things she did to her husband disgusted me so much that I had to stop watching the series for the sake of my own sanity. It made me so angry I wanted to throw up.

Honestly whumpees sleeping is just the most adorably vulnerable thing. Like they're still fighting whatever injury or illness they've been weakened by and all they want to do is sleep for hours on end, maybe on their back or curled on their side, sometimes a caretaker will come in and make sure they're well covered up but apart from that nobody wants to wake them. Maybe their cheeks are flushed or they're frowning a little in their sleep but their breathing is steady and even for the first time in ages. Even if someone does have to wake them up briefly for whatever reason they've curled back up and gone back to sleep only seconds later.

If I read a fic, and then I find out that the ‘author’ made an AI write it for them, I’m not leaving votes/kudos/comments, even if I like it. You didn’t write it, sugarboo, so you don’t deserve any praise for it. I support artists, not AIs.

Yeah, it’s canon that his personal hygiene is…Less than ideal. People think he’s hot, but he’s a man from Louisiana who has poor personal hygiene, so he probably smells like literal swamp ass

“alastor needs a maid costume!! alastor needs a new fit!! alastor needs a love interest!!”

no what he needs is a fucking dental plan. look at that, he practically exhales mustard gas

still going to watch hazbin hotel on amazon 💕