Hihi, How Are You? So, I Have A Random Idea.

Hihi, how are you? So, I have a random idea.

And if the Reader(for no reason) became a baby? How was Blob!Dream going to react to that situation? And what he will do?

And, more one thing-

Can I be a 🌺 anon? Ty

(Pspspsps srry fo the English, it's not my first language :"])

Welcome to the chat 🌺 anon! And never apologize for your English :)

I'm going to put this in as like Reader gets hit with a splash potion.

Triggers: reader turning into a baby (idk if that's a trigger). Um that's about it. SAFE TO READ. Just a bit odd.

Enjoy.

Blob!Dream

Let's say you were out in the forest and you ran into an extra petty witch.

She threw an unfamiliar potion at you, and you hurried home before the potion took effect.

And of course, like normal, the little blob boy was there to greet you.

But he got nervous when he saw your destressed state.

But before you could make it another step into your house…

POOF

a puff of smoke.

It felt like you had shrunken down, and you tried to talk, but to no avail.

You looked around, and Blob was a lot closer than normal.

You reached out for him, only for your adult sized hands to be replaced with tiny chubby fingers.

You made distressed baby noises, and began to cry.

What was happening?

What did that potion do?

Why were you so small?

As you began to cry, Blob began to make stressed out squeaking noises.

You, out of instinct, reached out for the nearest thing.

That thing ended up being Blob.

Blob quickly shut up when you grabbed him, and held him close.

Cheek to cheek.

He immediately knew what he had to do.

~

Blob's dad instinct kicked in, and he tried his best to hug you back.

He gave you little purrs of comfort, as you slowly began to calm down.

And as you calmed down, your death grip on him slowly loosened.

And Blob quickly waddled and hopped his way to the kitchen.

He opened the food chest and took out some bread.

It was soft enough for you not to choke on, but big enough to be fulfilling.

You waited at the door for Blob at the door with a frown.

But your little frown was quickly flipped around when you saw Blob come towards you with the bread.

~

That was only the start of the long day.

Both of your days consisted of you crying randomly.

And then Blob freaking out about what to do.

Before dad mode kicks in again and seems to immediately know what to do.

If anything it's a bit scary how he knows what to do so quickly.

Like where did he learn this?

It's always a possible that he did the research while you were alway for entertainment.

But either way, the potion ended up lasting all day, and when you finally turned back.

You both were relieved.

That wasn't something either of you wanted to go through ever again.

~

In short: He'll freak out a lot. But in the end he will end up knowing exactly what to do. But after your back to yourself he'll likely be very interested in what babies are and how they work.

Word count: 446

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Thanks for reading!

Could you do headcanons about platonic yanderes Wilbur and technoblade with a child reader please

Yes, I wasn't sure if you wanted them together or separate. so I just did separate.

(p.s. I'm going to make these a bit shorter since it's separate :))

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, toxic relationship, mention of killing, unhealthy relationships, lack of boundaries, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Wilbur

Wilbur with a child reader is going to be interesting.

He isn't quite sure what to do..but he does know that he needs to protect you.

Wilbur would be sure to watch you from afar at first.

He would want to make sure you are safe while you are out exploring.

This is, of course, before you know of his existence.

He would see you as a little sibling, and would treat you like one.

~

The way you two met was you got lost, and happened to accidentally bump into him.

And you, being tired and scared, began to cry while explaining why you bumped into him.

It was kinda an apology.

Wilbur took pity on you and let you stay with him for the night.

But that night he learned, you had nowhere else to go.

So he took you in.

Wilbur would show and teach you all that he knew.

He was gonna make you his prodigy!

Wilbur would teach you the ins and outs of explosives, and the different weapons.

He would teach you hand to hand combat if you didn't know it.

He would show you how to fire a bow and arrow.

Sword fighting.

And so much more.

~

But when it comes to your social life, you don't have one.

And whenever you tried to go and make friends, Wilbur would look at you with a disappointed face and in a sad tone he would speak.

"What about your big brother...are you really just gonna dip on me like that?..."

It worked every time.

Because you came running back a stuttering mess trying to explain and apologize.

The same thing would go when you and Wilbur were out and walking around.

If someone else in the smp tried to say hello to you, Wilbur would certainly give them a nasty look.

This left you depending on Wilbur for your socialization.

~

In short: he acts like a positive, and overprotective older brother. (Yes, he will tease/make fun of you like an older brother.)

Word count: 340

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Technoblade

Technoblade with a child..well he would be awkward at first.

I can see you two meeting because he found you when you were a wee little child.

You were, for some reason, wandering around in the mountains and Techno came across you.

You weren't wearing anything to keep you warm.

So he picked you up, took off his cape, and made you into a waddle.

Who knew this man could make a waddle.

After that Techno took you to Philza to have him check if you were okay.

And from then on, you grew up with a Gram-Phil and a Dad-Tech.

Of course, like Wilbur, you were taught everything Techno knew.

Except for his Anarch beliefs.

He didn't want to put that on you when you were so young.

(He found you when you were like 5-6)

So logically.

He waited till you were 8!

The perfect time to teach you.

~

Techno was always very over protective, but loved it when you came out on adventures with him.

But you were always in his line of sight.

Techno had Philza teach you and be your school teacher.

And they tried their damn best!

Your early childhood was filled with chaos and laughter.

But of course...the voices.

~

There were many nights when Techno would open your room door and just stare at you.

He wouldn't be holding any weapons, but the voices would tell him to hurt you.

They didn't need to have some little shit mess anything up.

These thoughts were really bad when you were young.

But as you grew up, some of the voices actually started to like you.

But there was still always the risk.

So it took you a while to have Techno open up to you.

~

And unlike Wilbur you were still allowed to talk to certainly people of the smp.

Those people included Philza, Ranboo, Niki, and Wilbur.

Anyone else, and you'll be in big trouble.

Techno is a very gentle father, but won't coddle you.

He'll give you harsh truths and reality.

But he will be there when you need him.

~

In short: Techno is like an over protective, Obsessive father. And yes...he does so dad jokes...

Word count: 367

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Thanks for reading!

DROP THE KIN LIST

Not completely sure what a kin is.

I am just going to assume it is a character that you can closely relate to.

Right.

Rachel (Angels of death)

Aizawa (MHA)

Grell (Black Butler)

Sebastian (Black Butler)

Ban (Seven deadly sins)

Bertram (Jessy)

Tom (Tom & Jerry)

Mayuko Nise (High Rise Invasion)

Chloe (Life is Strange)

Adien (Beyond Two Souls)

Have fun figuring out how all those relate :)

I-

Fundy: *Cuts off his darling's legs*

Reader: Bruh wtf?????

Fundy: Today I cut off my darling's legs--

Reader: Dude why the fuck would you do this???? I'm in so much pain?????? Fundy: --To show you the power of Flex Tape™!!

Reader: What the hell is wrong with you????? I'm literally bleeding out and you just went and got fucking tape????????

Reader: And then you mess up the fucking slogan as well?!??!!!!

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A/N: This was inspired by a convo with @rainbowvandragon and I announce it as canon /hj

Aizawa you say… let me prepare my writing fingers for some asks in the future-

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Oh boy! Can't wait

I gotta see with this one chat

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Send me an ask that says “Would you ever write…” and continue the sentence.

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