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Fundy: *Cuts off his darling's legs*

Reader: Bruh wtf?????

Fundy: Today I cut off my darling's legs--

Reader: Dude why the fuck would you do this???? I'm in so much pain?????? Fundy: --To show you the power of Flex Tape™!!

Reader: What the hell is wrong with you????? I'm literally bleeding out and you just went and got fucking tape????????

Reader: And then you mess up the fucking slogan as well?!??!!!!

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A/N: This was inspired by a convo with @rainbowvandragon and I announce it as canon /hj

I gotta see with this one chat

Let’s play Writer’s Would You Ever

Send me an ask that says “Would you ever write…” and continue the sentence.

I’ll respond with yes or no and give an explanation as to why if I want to.

Fun fact...

My brain hurrrrts .....

My mind motor isn't going brrr....today

Oh dear, brain hurting is not good. Is everything okay?

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Yeah, just tired it all it's a normal thing, but I can't rest now. Things must be done. Thanks for the concern :)

Aizawa you say… let me prepare my writing fingers for some asks in the future-

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Oh boy! Can't wait

What about... God Techno with another god?

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Good idea!

Triggers: mention of death, mention of limbs being cut off, possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Techno

Techno had always been a more secluded god.

Really only speaking when he felt his opinion was important.

He didn't talk to anyone about his anarchist views or his want for constant war amongst the humans.

All the other gods either looked bored, or just scared.

They acted like he was out of his mind.

But…

That's when you came along.

The god/goddess/deity of the rich, greedy, and fortune.

You weren't the most pure god, but you had your role.

Just as everyone else did.

You were kinda a pain in the ass to the other gods.

Always causing fights among them.

For you always had your people steal from the other gods' temples and bring them to yours or other's temples.

But your little scam wouldn't go unnoticed.

Techno always watched from the sidelines with amusement painting his face.

You were a little shit to say the least.

Maybe that's what caught his attention.

Or maybe it was how much closer you were to your followers compared to the others.

Or maybe how you would pray at other, less known, gods' temples.

You walked the line of kind and corrupt.

You were nice to those that deserve it, and cruel to those that have earned it.

Because in your eyes.

"The only excuse a cruel person has, is if the world they started in was cruel."

And Techno couldn't agree more with you.

But not only were you a little shit, but you also were one of the few that talked to Techno.

You didn't personally agree with his perspectives, but you like to listen.

Though you do find his opinions and thoughts interesting to hear about.

You also just like his personality.

He's a fun guy to hang around.

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Well ..god Techno can't really force you to be his lover...since...you're both gods.

But he does pull out the good old manipulation and sob story!

This man will make you cry and feel bad for him, so you can comfort him.

He'll slowly make you fall into his chaotic hands, and keep you there.

There is no escape for you.

You will be introduced to Techno's possessive side very quickly.

He'll make it known what he likes and doesn't like you doing.

Talking to other gods?

No.

Looking at other gods?

No.

Interacting with your followers?

No.

Looking/talking to him?

Yes.

See? Simple.

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It doesn't matter if you like this or not.

Techno threatens to tear apart each and every single one of your followers.

You can't let them get hurt!

What?

Did you think Tecno would treat you better if you were a god?

Oh honey, no.

You may be a god, but he is still so much more powerful than you.

And don't even think about trying to steal his followers.

You'll get your hands cut off.

Try and tell someone for help?

Say goodbye to your tongue.

Try to run away with the humans?

Say goodbye to followers and your legs.

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And after each punishment, he'll tell you the exact same thing.

"I told you, my little deity. You were trying to fight a war that you had already lost."

He'll just say with soft spoken words, as he holds your crying and struggling form.

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In short: your situation isn't much better because you are god. It's not exactly worse. But it ain't better...

Word count: 563

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Thanks for reading!