Yo, I Can Just Imagine Technoblade Walks Into A Room And Sees His Darling Dressed In His Armor. But Like

Yo, I can just imagine technoblade walks into a room and sees his darling dressed in his armor. But like the armor is to heavy/big for them. So they stumble to face him, and they are like, "I'm the one protecting you today!"

Just like Ahh! I can't-

Your most recent post on Blob Dream got me thinking, would he change much as a yandere if he became human and his darling became a blob? Or would he still be the same, just with more control as a human? I’m invested in this blob and his love

Lol, I'm glad I could attract so much interest in the little guys character.

Triggers: slightly manipulatives behavior, slightly possessive behavior, slight obsessive behavior, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

-BLOB DREAM-

Well before we dive into this. Why don't we see the difference between Dream and Dream Blob. (Blob).

Dream is a possessive yandere.

While Blob is an obsessive yandere.

Dream manipulates and doesn't care about your well being. He only sees you as a toy.

Something for him to play with, till he gets bored.

While Blob actually cares about you. As I have said in my last headcanons, Blob is attached to you because you saved him. He only wants to repay and protect you.

In other words: Dream is a yandere for his own pleasure and benefit.

While Blob is yandere for your protection.

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That's why I don't think Blob's intentions would change.

(From here on out I will now refer to Blob/human Dream just as Dream).

He still wants to mean well, it's just his execution will change.

Blob would want to protect you with all his being.

And now that you are a small little 6-8 inch (depending on your human height) blob.

You're practically useless for yourself.

The only things you can do is bite, squeak, and wiggle.

Your bites don't even hurt that bad!

So with you being so vulnerable Dream can't help but need to protect you.

So when Dream figured out the world of hoodies, it was a game changer for him.

Dream began to wear one most of the time.

And we already know Dream had carried you around everywhere with him since you were a blob.

But now with the hoodie you were constantly with him.

You were either placed in the hood itself, or in the hoodie pocket.

This is off track, but I like to imagine that Dream bought one of those hoodies for cats that have pouches in the front, and he puts you in it.

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I feel like Dream would go out and explore the world a bit once he is human, but he would take you with him.

Grocery store? You're in the hoodie pocket.

Hike? You're in the hoody hood.

Clothes shopping? Same place as the grocery store.

A simple walk around town or the neighborhood? Poking your head out of the neck hole of the hoodie.

If you don't get the idea by now; Dream will keep you close.

You've noticed he's been especially clingy... After the hide and seek incident.

What was the hide and seek incident?

Well... It went a little something like this:

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Dreaming you were sitting on the couch, bored out of your mind. It was summer, and way too hard to do anything outside.

Until Dream had the brilliant idea,

"Hey! Let's play a few rounds of hide and seek!"

You jumped up and squeaked from surprise, at the sudden enthusiasm from the man.

Before you nodded your little head, What's the worst that could happen?

The first few rounds were going great, with you two exchanging turns between hider and seeker.

It was really fun, but kind of a workout for yourself.

What did you expect?

Little blob reader!

You don't have any legs!

Which means you are forced to waddle and roll around.

…

But eventually, It was once again your turn to hide!

And you were going to make it extra difficult for Dream.

So while Dream stood in the corner of the kitchen counting to 100.

You waddled off as fast as you could, to your number one hide.

Under the TV stand.

The TV stand wasn't like some normal table or something, No.

Oh heavens no.

Why would it be?

Your TV stand was a TV hutch.

Meaning, there was a board of wood that went along the entire underside of the TV.

Even if somebody were on the floor with their face to the ground, it's still very hard to look under.

It's even better to hide under, if you go way back against the wall, you can't even see you.

It was perfect!

Once you finally squeeze yourself under the hutch, And when all the way against the wall you heard Dream concluding his counting.

Dream started off looking around as his normal self.

But after a good 45 minutes to an hour trying to look for you… he began to get frantic.

"Oh, (name) where are you?!" He would call out multiple times frantically.

Dream began to tear up the house a bit, looking in every crack and crevice you can think of.

Then the thoughts began to invade..

'What if they escaped?!'

'What if they went out in the street and got run over?!'

'What if they got hurt somewhere in the house and I couldn't get to them?!'

'Where could they even be?!'

'Are they even in the house still?!'

Dreams head was filled with thoughts like these.

All while your little mischievous ass sat under that hutch and laughed.

After another 30 minutes of under the hutch though, You got bored so you wiggled your way out.

You announced yourself with a squeak, and Dream scooped you up into his arms hugging you and almost squeezing you to death.

~

I feel like Dream wouldn't be very dangerous even as a human.

Don't get me wrong, he still can be a threat.

But not as big a threat as actual Dream.

~

In short: Would Dream actually change his behavior when he becomes human? Overall answer no. I feel that he would be a lot more protective, but since you're not a human, he doesn't have to worry about people around you. But what he does have to worry about, are usually animals. That's about it.

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saw the thing you wrote abt schlatt w/ a strong but sensitive darling, and what if darling was just. recklessly bold?

Interesting idea tbh..let's see how he'll react.

Triggers: manipulation, possessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, degration, and yandere like behavior. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

-Schlatt-

Schlatt would be interested to say the least.

Which is odd and out of character for him.

You would almost immediately catch his eye.

Your reckless behavior, your bold statements and attitude, and most of all your unfiltered bluntness.

Now let's take a look at the word "bold" here for a minute.

The word has many meanings.

But specifically for this headcanon, we'll use the term in a way where a person is willing to take risks, is confident, and courageous (brave).

Don't let me be clear when I say this, Schlatt is not a nice person.i

Likely never will be.

He uses people for his own success, And gets rid of them as soon as they start to weigh him down.

Now that that's out of the way let's get where this monstrosity leads…

~

Schlatt wouldn't be sure how to approach you.

But he knows he wants to.

He doesn't know what it is about you, but you catch his eye.

If I were you I'd start looking for the early signs and leave as soon as possible.

But of course you obviously won't do that and you'll stick around.

Schlatt will start by offering you a job.

What kind of job?

Well an apprentice of course.

You were the perfect person for him it seems.

You have a wild personality, but you can also be controlled. That and you're very independent.

Things that he is looking for in a partner.

He doesn't want to have somebody that'll be a puppy dog around him all day, but he also wants somebody that'll bend to his will.

And you were perfect for that.

~

He would immediately start off by showing you the ropes, What to do and what not to do.

He would take you to work with him, And make sure you set very close so you wouldn't miss anything of course!

Schlatt what's slowly getting more and more touchy with you.

It would start with his arm rubbing against your arm.

Then his hand on your shoulder.

He won't ask you to be his darling.

He'll just kind of push you into it.

One day you'll be his apprentice, and the other day you'll be his darling entertaining him at work…

But what can you say?

He loves your bold attitude.

And you're stuck with him, until he gets bored.

And something tells me that'll be a long time before that happens…

~

In short: the darling with this personality would be the perfect fit for him. Likely not so much as he might get annoyed later on but it'll last a long time… good luck.

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Ah! I saw your ghostbur writing and I loved it, ghostbur is one of my favorite characters. If you're comfortable with it, could I request Ghostbur and/or Wilbur with a transmasc s/o ? Or if you're uncomfortable/unsure of writing for a trans s/o maybe just hc's of them with a male s/o that loves physical touch and cuddles?

Hello, so I will write for a trans male character. I wasn't completely sure what transmasc was, And I don't want to make any incorrect assumptions. I apologize. I'm also sorry if this is not completely accurate I am not trans myself, if I do mess something up please tell me! But I will try my best to convey this!

Triggers: trans reader, ftm (female to male), none really, I decided to not make this one a yandere, just to change things up!

Enjoy!

-GHOSTBUR-

Ghostbur would be completely supportive of your identity.

Whether you came out to him while you were dating, or you had already transferred before you were dating.

But either way you decided to bear him with the information.

You were a bit scared of who you showed the information with so you didn't go around yelling it out at people.

But when he found out that he was one of the very special people that you decided to share this information with.

He was so happy!

I mean who wouldn't be?

You trust him enough to share your secrets with him!

And the physical affection part?

He's all in!

~

If you did come out to him while you were dating, I could imagine it goes something like this:

You hugged each other while you laid in your bed, you're warm body heat contrasted perfectly with his cold temperature.

You hugged each other like it was the last day on Earth, you're holding one another out so much passion in it.

It felt like the world outside didn't exist.

All your worries just seem to melt away whenever this happened.

Time stops and you two are the only ones that exist.

It's your world and only your world when this happens.

Not very many words are shared in a certain times.

His cold hand caresses your back with drying careless circles.

Soft humming leaves his lips, to calm you down even more.

Many times you've fallen asleep to this treatment, and it makes Ghostbur's heart melt.

You two are perfect for each other…

"Hey...bur?" You question.

"What is it my love?" Answers with a soft British accent.

"I-I have something to tell you…" You stutter out.

"What is it? You can tell me anything."

"Well… I've been thinking a lot lately... And I've been discovering myself over these years. I've come to figure out, I don't like my body…"

"But you look beautiful my darling…"

"Not like that... I feel like I wasn't meant for this body…"

At this point Ghostbur will be slightly confused but he'll let you continue.

"I don't like being in a female's body... It makes me uncomfortable. I don't like it when people call me she and her. I don't like my name either."

That's just when it clicked for him.

"Oh...I see.."

"I just don't want you to see me differently... Or love me less."

Ghostbur let's out of soft heartfelt chuckle.

"Where on Earth did you get that idea? Just tell me what you prefer to go by, and what name you want to be called. I will support you no matter what…"

~

And after he said that, you knew you had to stick with him.

Ghostbur would try his dang best to help you get money so you can have your proper surgeries if you want it.

He would call you whatever you asked him to call you, and refer to you as your proper pronouns.

If somebody ever slipped up, he would simply and politely correct them.

He would try to be your number one supporter.

If / when he got your permission he would tell all of his friends what you want to be called and how you want to be addressed.

Ghostbur wants you to feel validated and welcome.

And he will go out of his way to do that.

Nothing else much will really change.

Now to the cuddling headcannons:

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Ghostbur likes to hold you close and make sure you feel safe.

But if you prefer to be the big spoon in the relationship, the he gladly lays his head on your chest and his arms around your waist.

Ghostbur It's a very passionate lover and wants to make sure that these little sessions feel special.

Even if you cuddle really often, he wants to make sure every time feels a little bit more special.

How many words are spoken, it's mostly just soft humming and silence.

Though if you are in more of a giggly mood, he don't mind a few jokes here and there.

But that's how you both prefer it.

~

In short: Ghostbur would support you, and he's a very passionate and great lover!

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I had this really cool idea with blob dream. What if one day you and dream switch places? You wake up and you can’t feel your legs touch the ground, then you turn around and see dream but as a human and you are the blob now!

Oh! I love this one!

Triggers: possessive behavior, cuddling against will, obsessive behavior, criticizing of chosen friends, dream having sort of a god complex, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

BLOB DREAM

Dream Blob to say the least would be very happy.

But it would take him a minute to learn the basic functions.

Such as walking, eating, breathing, blinking, etc.

But once he has all that figured out... I pray for you.

He already knows how to talk, He's picked that up from you.

Plus he may or may not have studied the dictionary when you were away…

Hey at least it's keeping him busy from destroying or hiding your stuff.

Blob dream is normally kind of a harmless but possessive yandere.

If you're read my last headcanons about cuddling, you'll know he's a little shit.

From here on out I'll be calling him dream because he's kind of no longer a blob.

For the day at least.

So let's start with the day:

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When you two first wake up, it'll be highly confusing.

But, this is to be expected.

But when Dream realizes what's happening, he will immediately try to adapt to the new body.

Meanwhile with you it takes a bit longer.

I mean you literally just got four out of your five limbs taken away.

You have to learn how to wriggle up and waddle around.

But that won't be a problem for much longer... (Hint hint.)

But once Dream is situated, he'll look at you.

And you will see the most mischievous and evil smirk on that man's face.

He will not hesitate to then pick you up.

You of course and rightfully, will squeak.

And that just made this thing so much worse... For you anyways.

"Look who's the tiny one now."

"Look at you you're so small and cute!"

"I could just carry you around like this all day."

He'll mock you with certain phrases like this…

But honestly what did you expect?

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After mocking you for a little bit he would finally just pick you up.

You glare but you can't do much.

"Now...um.. breakfast.. right?"

You can't respond like you normally would, You just simply stir up at him.

But unlike his blob form we can actually show facial emotions.

And currently a big frown stuck onto your face with a small glare.

"Don't look at me like that! I trying my best, it's my day to treat you like you treat me!"

You roll your eyes and squeak.

~

During most of the day you two just stay inside, but one stream had his arms around you he wasn't letting go.

Both of his hands are full?

Into the shirt pocket.

He has an open hand?

You're being held like a small doll.

Both hands are open?

He is hugging the shit out of you.

You're honestly surprised you haven't been squished to death yet.

But since Dream isn't used to being a human yet, He's very clumsy…

And when I say very, I mean very.

This dude has almost sat on you at least four times.

If it wasn't for your high-pitch guinea pig like squeaks, You would be squashed.

After he apologizes profusely, you're still squeaking at him out of anger.

God you wish you could talk.

Dream would find a way to make the day last as long as possible.

Not because he wants to take care of you and make you feel comfortable.

Oh no baby.

This is about him.

He wants to be the big one in the relationship for once.

He wants to be the one in control for once.

And so that's what's going to happen.

~

Cuddling sessions usually go down like this:

He's sitting on the couch with you in between his legs.

There's no complaints.

It's actually pretty warm and comfy.

Until he gets upset and becomes needy.

Dream well then interrupt your piece just so he can have your attention.

Honestly he's not that different from when he's a blob.

Just a lot more possessive and obsessive…

He'll hold you close to his chest or put you on his shoulder.

He'll then start to rumble and grumble.

"Well I don't understand why you need to go outside so much?"

"I mean I'm here as a human and I'm fine."

"Oh but that's right, you need that dumb stuff money to survive…"

"But other than that I don't understand... I mean why do you need other people when you have me?"

"I don't know about you but you're a great company as a blob. And I like to think I'm even better company as a blob."

*Squeak*

"Or when you give all your attention to those damn people that you call friends. They're kind of weird looking."

"And I don't like the way some of them treat you. To get too touchy and too close…"

He'll go on and on You just have no choice but to listen.

But hey at least he's a good cook when it came to dinner... Even though you couldn't have any.

Luckily he was a nice enough to leave you some for tomorrow.

~

As the day concluded you learned a lot of opinions you didn't know that he had.

It was kind of nice, but scary to hear all this.

You've decided later in the future to leave him home when you go to hang out with friends…

It's likely for the best.

But when it comes to bedtime, he almost squishes you in his sleep!

You of course squeak at the top of your lungs to wake him up.

And he quickly apologizes.

As you to fall asleep for the night, You want stream about being human once again.

~

In the morning you slowly open your eyes, and go to stretch your legs and arms... Only to feel that there's nothing there…

Good luck with your new found form~

~

In short: Dream Blob would love this. Like this is his dream, he always feels a bit insecure about himself when he was a blob. He was so small and just wanted to protect you, You wanted to protect his human. Is that too much to ask?!

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Also not the one who requested it, but you really did such a good job with My Terrible Hero! I, unfortunately, can’t say the same for myself, as I had sent in a request earlier and only saw requests were closed after I sent it in. I’m so sorry about that, and I completely understand if you don’t want to do it because of that

It's fine requests are open now, but I'm just taking a bit of a break for like a day or so. But requests will be completed. And I thank you so much for your support and compliments!