Yo, I Can Just Imagine Technoblade Walks Into A Room And Sees His Darling Dressed In His Armor. But Like

Yo, I can just imagine technoblade walks into a room and sees his darling dressed in his armor. But like the armor is to heavy/big for them. So they stumble to face him, and they are like, "I'm the one protecting you today!"

Just like Ahh! I can't-

Still working on the big project. I'm kinda a slow writer. Sorry it's taking so long. It'll be worth it I promise!

(my dog)

After this next headcannon that is out, I'll have another one shot so requests will be closed.

Okay, I have kinda a bigger project coming soon!

Hey uh...quick question, does anyone know how tall Technoblade's character is???

Heya! I was wondering if I could request a yandere schlatt with a male darling? Someone who is outspoken and blunt but when it comes to Schlatt, hes more of a devoted puppy, but protective and violent?

-X Anon <3

Y'all trying to suck up to this ram?

Triggers: manipulative behavior, using people, unhealthy relationship, and yandere that I like behavior. Please be careful when reading

Enjoy

-Schlatt-

Let me clarify when I say, this man will be all over you.

He will not try to be sneaky like he has with the other darlings.

This bitch will just walk up to you, and give you the job as his apprentice.

So it may take a little bit to catch his eye.

He is a busy man.

You will need to put yourself out there and show yourself to him.

But with you being so blunt and outspoken, I don't think that will be very hard for you.

I can imagine the way you two meet is, somebody has challenged your opinion. And you begin to just straight up state facts and pummel this person to the ground. Schlatt just happens to be listening nearby. He would wait until you're done with your little…debate to put it more maturely.

After your scene, Schlatt would walk over to you, making sure he looked confident.

"Excuse me (Sir, Mama, Mx), I have a job offer for you." (Schlatt may be an asshole but he does respect pronouns!)

As normal, You accepted the job request.

What was the job?

Personal assistant.

That's right, the dick would sometimes wake you up in the middle of the night, just to ask you to get something for him…

But of course you being as devoted as you are, you did without complaint.

~

A little puppy is how he would describe you.

You have the voice of one, a loud piercing voice, not afraid to make a raucous.

But you also follow rules and commands without a second thought.

He didn't even have to train you for too long, that was another thing he loved.

It would take this man a long time to get bored of you, if he even got bored.

Schlatt would have you do tasks that varied.

They could be anywhere from getting him a coffee in the morning, to getting your opinion on a suit.

You were his little puppy, And you would do as he said.

Schlatt would make sure you were by his side, continuously.

And when you had finally been working for him for a few months, he would request you move into the white house.

His reasoning would be along the lines of..

"What if I'm in danger in the middle of the night, and you were too far away?"

"But what about security guards" you'll ask.

And then he'll lean real close to you and whisper, "if I'm being really honest I don't trust him as much as I trust you."

But you will eventually have to move into the White House.

From that point things will get a lot worse.

Schlatt starts to get more and more touchy with you.

It'll go from arms grazing, a hand on the shoulder and arm. To a hand on the thigh.

He'll only stop for a little bit if you express if this makes you uncomfortable.

But he'll start right up very soon.

~

Once he feels like you've been around him enough, And he's been around you long enough he'll ask you to become his lover.

Now how you react depends on the outcome.

Now let me be straight when I say this, Schlatt has a very hard time taking no for an answer.

So if you reject him? Life isn't going to look too nice for you.

If you end up rejecting him, he'll suddenly draw away.

He won't be close to you like he used to be, he'll keep you as a personal assistant and make work a living hell.

He'll wake you up in the middle of the night multiple times just to ask you for something as simple as a glass of water.

he'll make sure that you do the majority of his paperwork.

He'll make sure he overworks you.

And if you dare complain?

Expect to get yelled at.

Schlatt Will treat you like a living piece of shit the entire time you work for him.

And you might be thinking, "Why don't I just quit?"

Dear reader are you that dumb?

Have you forgotten already?

This man is the fucking president.

I'll make sure that rumors spread like wildfire about you.

It'll be so bad you have to seclude yourself or maybe even move out into the middle of nowhere.

But even then you'll have death threats at your door everyday.

Every time you go to town, people shout and glare at you.

They will mock you.

And call you all kinds of disgusting names.

Until you can't take it anymore.

With that I wish you good luck.

~

Now let's say you were smart, And you accepted his feelings.

Reader, you are no longer his personal assistant.

But you are entertainment.

Whether it be in the bedroom or in the office, he demands to have your attention.

Schlatt is also going to get easily jealous.

So leaving the White House without him by your side is a no no.

He'll even get jealous of the bodyguards he hired for you.

But you will be treated like royalty.

Anything you want? You got it.

Affection? You got it.

Praise? You got it.

Attention? You got it.

Fame? Of course!

He will go out of his way to make sure you get whatever you want (within reason.)

What do I mean within reason?

Well you certainly can't have a block of bedrock now can't you.

He may be gutsy but he's not desperate.

Just remember that.

Also whatever you want will have a price.

Schlatt Will become 10 times more possessive and obsessive.

He'll constantly want to know what you're doing if you're not with him.

"You're reading a book?" "What is it about?" "Who bought it for you?" "What did you get it?" "Apparently the book is more important than me."

That's right you heard me folks, this little ramhead gets jealous over a book... Kind of reminds me of the Wilbur TV incident..

~

In short: You dear reader would be a perfect match for this man. But it's also dangerous. You don't want to anger him now do you.

I wish you good luck.

Word count: 1,023

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