Yo, I Can Just Imagine Technoblade Walks Into A Room And Sees His Darling Dressed In His Armor. But Like

Yo, I can just imagine technoblade walks into a room and sees his darling dressed in his armor. But like the armor is to heavy/big for them. So they stumble to face him, and they are like, "I'm the one protecting you today!"

Just like Ahh! I can't-

Y'all..we got another big one shot coming, be prepared!

Best fuckin screen shot I've ever taken 😂

saw the thing you wrote abt schlatt w/ a strong but sensitive darling, and what if darling was just. recklessly bold?

Interesting idea tbh..let's see how he'll react.

Triggers: manipulation, possessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, degration, and yandere like behavior. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

-Schlatt-

Schlatt would be interested to say the least.

Which is odd and out of character for him.

You would almost immediately catch his eye.

Your reckless behavior, your bold statements and attitude, and most of all your unfiltered bluntness.

Now let's take a look at the word "bold" here for a minute.

The word has many meanings.

But specifically for this headcanon, we'll use the term in a way where a person is willing to take risks, is confident, and courageous (brave).

Don't let me be clear when I say this, Schlatt is not a nice person.i

Likely never will be.

He uses people for his own success, And gets rid of them as soon as they start to weigh him down.

Now that that's out of the way let's get where this monstrosity leads…

~

Schlatt wouldn't be sure how to approach you.

But he knows he wants to.

He doesn't know what it is about you, but you catch his eye.

If I were you I'd start looking for the early signs and leave as soon as possible.

But of course you obviously won't do that and you'll stick around.

Schlatt will start by offering you a job.

What kind of job?

Well an apprentice of course.

You were the perfect person for him it seems.

You have a wild personality, but you can also be controlled. That and you're very independent.

Things that he is looking for in a partner.

He doesn't want to have somebody that'll be a puppy dog around him all day, but he also wants somebody that'll bend to his will.

And you were perfect for that.

~

He would immediately start off by showing you the ropes, What to do and what not to do.

He would take you to work with him, And make sure you set very close so you wouldn't miss anything of course!

Schlatt what's slowly getting more and more touchy with you.

It would start with his arm rubbing against your arm.

Then his hand on your shoulder.

He won't ask you to be his darling.

He'll just kind of push you into it.

One day you'll be his apprentice, and the other day you'll be his darling entertaining him at work…

But what can you say?

He loves your bold attitude.

And you're stuck with him, until he gets bored.

And something tells me that'll be a long time before that happens…

~

In short: the darling with this personality would be the perfect fit for him. Likely not so much as he might get annoyed later on but it'll last a long time… good luck.

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Irl techno is 5ft 8in. Sadly there is nothing for height for his character.

Yeah I looked all over google and couldn't find anything. Some sources say he's 6'2 and others say he's like 7'2.

Your most recent post on Blob Dream got me thinking, would he change much as a yandere if he became human and his darling became a blob? Or would he still be the same, just with more control as a human? I’m invested in this blob and his love

Lol, I'm glad I could attract so much interest in the little guys character.

Triggers: slightly manipulatives behavior, slightly possessive behavior, slight obsessive behavior, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

-BLOB DREAM-

Well before we dive into this. Why don't we see the difference between Dream and Dream Blob. (Blob).

Dream is a possessive yandere.

While Blob is an obsessive yandere.

Dream manipulates and doesn't care about your well being. He only sees you as a toy.

Something for him to play with, till he gets bored.

While Blob actually cares about you. As I have said in my last headcanons, Blob is attached to you because you saved him. He only wants to repay and protect you.

In other words: Dream is a yandere for his own pleasure and benefit.

While Blob is yandere for your protection.

~

That's why I don't think Blob's intentions would change.

(From here on out I will now refer to Blob/human Dream just as Dream).

He still wants to mean well, it's just his execution will change.

Blob would want to protect you with all his being.

And now that you are a small little 6-8 inch (depending on your human height) blob.

You're practically useless for yourself.

The only things you can do is bite, squeak, and wiggle.

Your bites don't even hurt that bad!

So with you being so vulnerable Dream can't help but need to protect you.

So when Dream figured out the world of hoodies, it was a game changer for him.

Dream began to wear one most of the time.

And we already know Dream had carried you around everywhere with him since you were a blob.

But now with the hoodie you were constantly with him.

You were either placed in the hood itself, or in the hoodie pocket.

This is off track, but I like to imagine that Dream bought one of those hoodies for cats that have pouches in the front, and he puts you in it.

~

I feel like Dream would go out and explore the world a bit once he is human, but he would take you with him.

Grocery store? You're in the hoodie pocket.

Hike? You're in the hoody hood.

Clothes shopping? Same place as the grocery store.

A simple walk around town or the neighborhood? Poking your head out of the neck hole of the hoodie.

If you don't get the idea by now; Dream will keep you close.

You've noticed he's been especially clingy... After the hide and seek incident.

What was the hide and seek incident?

Well... It went a little something like this:

~

Dreaming you were sitting on the couch, bored out of your mind. It was summer, and way too hard to do anything outside.

Until Dream had the brilliant idea,

"Hey! Let's play a few rounds of hide and seek!"

You jumped up and squeaked from surprise, at the sudden enthusiasm from the man.

Before you nodded your little head, What's the worst that could happen?

The first few rounds were going great, with you two exchanging turns between hider and seeker.

It was really fun, but kind of a workout for yourself.

What did you expect?

Little blob reader!

You don't have any legs!

Which means you are forced to waddle and roll around.

…

But eventually, It was once again your turn to hide!

And you were going to make it extra difficult for Dream.

So while Dream stood in the corner of the kitchen counting to 100.

You waddled off as fast as you could, to your number one hide.

Under the TV stand.

The TV stand wasn't like some normal table or something, No.

Oh heavens no.

Why would it be?

Your TV stand was a TV hutch.

Meaning, there was a board of wood that went along the entire underside of the TV.

Even if somebody were on the floor with their face to the ground, it's still very hard to look under.

It's even better to hide under, if you go way back against the wall, you can't even see you.

It was perfect!

Once you finally squeeze yourself under the hutch, And when all the way against the wall you heard Dream concluding his counting.

Dream started off looking around as his normal self.

But after a good 45 minutes to an hour trying to look for you… he began to get frantic.

"Oh, (name) where are you?!" He would call out multiple times frantically.

Dream began to tear up the house a bit, looking in every crack and crevice you can think of.

Then the thoughts began to invade..

'What if they escaped?!'

'What if they went out in the street and got run over?!'

'What if they got hurt somewhere in the house and I couldn't get to them?!'

'Where could they even be?!'

'Are they even in the house still?!'

Dreams head was filled with thoughts like these.

All while your little mischievous ass sat under that hutch and laughed.

After another 30 minutes of under the hutch though, You got bored so you wiggled your way out.

You announced yourself with a squeak, and Dream scooped you up into his arms hugging you and almost squeezing you to death.

~

I feel like Dream wouldn't be very dangerous even as a human.

Don't get me wrong, he still can be a threat.

But not as big a threat as actual Dream.

~

In short: Would Dream actually change his behavior when he becomes human? Overall answer no. I feel that he would be a lot more protective, but since you're not a human, he doesn't have to worry about people around you. But what he does have to worry about, are usually animals. That's about it.

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