Yo, I Can Just Imagine Technoblade Walks Into A Room And Sees His Darling Dressed In His Armor. But Like

Yo, I can just imagine technoblade walks into a room and sees his darling dressed in his armor. But like the armor is to heavy/big for them. So they stumble to face him, and they are like, "I'm the one protecting you today!"

Just like Ahh! I can't-

Ah! I saw your ghostbur writing and I loved it, ghostbur is one of my favorite characters. If you're comfortable with it, could I request Ghostbur and/or Wilbur with a transmasc s/o ? Or if you're uncomfortable/unsure of writing for a trans s/o maybe just hc's of them with a male s/o that loves physical touch and cuddles?

Hello, so I will write for a trans male character. I wasn't completely sure what transmasc was, And I don't want to make any incorrect assumptions. I apologize. I'm also sorry if this is not completely accurate I am not trans myself, if I do mess something up please tell me! But I will try my best to convey this!

Triggers: trans reader, ftm (female to male), none really, I decided to not make this one a yandere, just to change things up!

Enjoy!

-GHOSTBUR-

Ghostbur would be completely supportive of your identity.

Whether you came out to him while you were dating, or you had already transferred before you were dating.

But either way you decided to bear him with the information.

You were a bit scared of who you showed the information with so you didn't go around yelling it out at people.

But when he found out that he was one of the very special people that you decided to share this information with.

He was so happy!

I mean who wouldn't be?

You trust him enough to share your secrets with him!

And the physical affection part?

He's all in!

~

If you did come out to him while you were dating, I could imagine it goes something like this:

You hugged each other while you laid in your bed, you're warm body heat contrasted perfectly with his cold temperature.

You hugged each other like it was the last day on Earth, you're holding one another out so much passion in it.

It felt like the world outside didn't exist.

All your worries just seem to melt away whenever this happened.

Time stops and you two are the only ones that exist.

It's your world and only your world when this happens.

Not very many words are shared in a certain times.

His cold hand caresses your back with drying careless circles.

Soft humming leaves his lips, to calm you down even more.

Many times you've fallen asleep to this treatment, and it makes Ghostbur's heart melt.

You two are perfect for each other…

"Hey...bur?" You question.

"What is it my love?" Answers with a soft British accent.

"I-I have something to tell you…" You stutter out.

"What is it? You can tell me anything."

"Well… I've been thinking a lot lately... And I've been discovering myself over these years. I've come to figure out, I don't like my body…"

"But you look beautiful my darling…"

"Not like that... I feel like I wasn't meant for this body…"

At this point Ghostbur will be slightly confused but he'll let you continue.

"I don't like being in a female's body... It makes me uncomfortable. I don't like it when people call me she and her. I don't like my name either."

That's just when it clicked for him.

"Oh...I see.."

"I just don't want you to see me differently... Or love me less."

Ghostbur let's out of soft heartfelt chuckle.

"Where on Earth did you get that idea? Just tell me what you prefer to go by, and what name you want to be called. I will support you no matter what…"

~

And after he said that, you knew you had to stick with him.

Ghostbur would try his dang best to help you get money so you can have your proper surgeries if you want it.

He would call you whatever you asked him to call you, and refer to you as your proper pronouns.

If somebody ever slipped up, he would simply and politely correct them.

He would try to be your number one supporter.

If / when he got your permission he would tell all of his friends what you want to be called and how you want to be addressed.

Ghostbur wants you to feel validated and welcome.

And he will go out of his way to do that.

Nothing else much will really change.

Now to the cuddling headcannons:

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Ghostbur likes to hold you close and make sure you feel safe.

But if you prefer to be the big spoon in the relationship, the he gladly lays his head on your chest and his arms around your waist.

Ghostbur It's a very passionate lover and wants to make sure that these little sessions feel special.

Even if you cuddle really often, he wants to make sure every time feels a little bit more special.

How many words are spoken, it's mostly just soft humming and silence.

Though if you are in more of a giggly mood, he don't mind a few jokes here and there.

But that's how you both prefer it.

~

In short: Ghostbur would support you, and he's a very passionate and great lover!

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I think it's never mentioned how tall Techno's char is...the way it's drawn, etc./looking at fan art probs the same hight as he is irl

Edit: just gonna delete everything I said before. After some research, piglins are about 6'4-6'5. So I'm just gonna leave it that techno is 6'4

Ghostbur and Wilbur separately with a darling that is as bad as them. The darling is a yandere themselves for ghostbur and Wilbur. Basically yandere x yandere, and lets say people try flirting with the couple anyway. How would the darling react and how would Ghostbur and Wilbur react.

I really hope that makes sense. Im sorry if it doesn't.

Ooo! Interesting idea.

Triggers: obsessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, possessive behavior, threats, gore described in detail, and extreme yandere like behavior.

Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

(darling dialog will be pink in the first post)

-WILBUR-

I have a strong feeling Wilbur would love that you have the same love for him.

Wilbur is an aggressive and delusional yandere.

I could imagine his S/O to be a possessive yandere.

He would push you towards the plan of both your futures together.

He wouldn't tell you the plan in fear of you disagreeing with him.

While you would be scaring away any people that dared to call themselves friends with Wilbur.

He's yours and you'll be damned if anyone thinks about taking him away!

~

Wilbur loves your little possessive side and genuinely believes that you can't do anything wrong.

Walk in on your killing someone?

Went a little something like this:

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Your knife slowly dragged down the girl's gut.

This girl tried to call herself Wilby's friend.

Like hell!

As you watched with blank eyes, the girl's guts slowly dropped from the several stabs and cuts on her stomach.

Her teeth scattered in the room, with her tongue laying along her head.

You moved your eyes to her several separated fingers.

The smell of metal, from the blood, invaded your nose.

While the sudden silence made your ears ring, from the sudden change in sound. As it was once filled with pain ridden cries.

You let out a heavy sigh, the door to the room slowly crept open and the sound of your lover's voice rang out.

"Oh, love?" He spoke in a sing-song tone.

He was about to continue, but cut himself off.

Your eyes widened with fear.

'Shit! No! No! No! Wilby!' you thought.

You quickly turned him, and began to walk towards him.

"W-wilby it's not what it looks like! I promise!"

Wilbur dropped the plate of sandwiches he had in his hand.

He rushed over and pulled you into his arms.

"Love, are you okay?!"

This…. wasn't the reaction you were used to…

Normally they scream and call you a monster…

You slowly wrapped your arms around him.

"I-im fine…"

He sighed in relief, "Good."

…

After that, he walked you to the kitchen, and had you sit on the counter while he made more sandwiches.

He had you explain what happened.

After your shy explanation, he simply smiled at you.

"...What?" You say unsure.

"You did that for me? Thank you."

~

After that, you two just cuddled and ate your sandwiches.

Wilbur would continue his plans with both your futures.

He would slowly guide you into that direction.

It would start with moving in together.

Maybe getting a pet.

And then move onto much bigger things.

~

In short: You two would be frickin soul mates.

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-GHOSTBUR-

Ghostbur is a gentle soul.

He doesn't want to hurt you, or really anyone else.

He's an extremely soft and genital yandere, with the only reason he is a yandere is because some possessiveness from being alive stayed with him.

But other than a bit of jealousy now and then.

He is a soft little soul, and you want to protect that.

I think an obsessive yandere darling would go best with ghosty.

~

Ghostbur would be unsure of your obsessive side at first.

He would have to remind you multiple times to be more gentle with people.

But he also appreciated that you liked him so much.

It made him feel special.

It made him feel nice that his feelings were reciprocated.

If you wanted to be a yandere to this little ghost, you would have to behave very well.

Let's not forget, he does get scared very easily.

If you did any killing it would have to be in secret.

And you would have to be highly cautious and careful with it.

Destroy all evidence.

Make sure he doesn't notice too much that the person is missing.

I would highly recommend that you don't kill his close friends.

But simply push them back a bit.

He is your little ghost boy after all.

~

Ghostbur himself is pretty clingy to you.

And you being clingy back only makes a clingy mess.

You can't be too high strung and worried about people trying to steal him away.

Or you'll miss out on giving him attention, And he'll be sad :(

Nobody likes a sad Ghostbur.

But let's say you do kind of play it dumb and forget to lock the door to your special little room…

The room where all the fun happens.

The room where all the blood spilled.

The room that is decorated with knives whips and other torture methods.

They hang on the wall like mantle pieces.

You show them off like trophies.

But only to the eyes of your kidnapped victims.

It would go a little something like this:

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Your axe brought itself down harshly onto the neck of the victim.

They're screaming in pain, fell on deaf ears.

The blood splurged from their neck, as if it was some beer barrel at a bar full of drunks.

Some blood speckled its way onto your cheeks, the red mixing with the already light pink blush forming on your face.

This should always give you a rush.

You sick bastard.

You are thumped in your chest from all the adrenaline, The axe was a perfect choice.

Your eyes darted from wall to wall inspecting the damage that you have done.

Fingers and teeth feel different parts of the room.

Nails joined the clumps of hair that were pulled out.

The broken and distorted body of your victim laid in front of you.

You have put such hard punishment on them that they were barely recognizable.

Their nose had moved from the middle of their face to one side.

Their lips were bruised and puffy from all the constant punching and brute force.

Their eyes gouged out only hanging on by the nerves.

Eyelids peel back like orange peels.

While you're in it inspecting your great work, you heard that damn squeak of the door.

"Love?" The soft accented voice called out.

He could barely get in another word before he saw what you had done.

The bloodied axe still in your hand.

You turn to him and horror, eyes wide, pupils shrunk.

You fucked.

~

Outcome? Here:

Ghostbur ran.

He locked himself inside the bathroom, too scared to face you.

What if you heard him?

Was he the cause of this?

Why would you do something like this?

This wasn't you.

Or wasn't you were just hiding it…

You on the other hand dropped your axe and ran for him.

You have no intention of hurting him.

Only comfort.

But no matter how many times you called out his name, you only got a scared whimper and response.

How dare you.

Fucking monster.

You told yourself this many times.

Until you yourself began to cry.

Both of each other on opposite sides of the door hugging your knees close to your chest.

Ball in your eyes out.

Ghostbur out of fear.

And you out of regret.

~

Things weren't the same after that.

As a matter of fact shortly after he left you.

He was too scared.

And he didn't want anybody else getting hurt…

~

In short: ghostbur would not work well with a yandere significant other.

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Your most recent post on Blob Dream got me thinking, would he change much as a yandere if he became human and his darling became a blob? Or would he still be the same, just with more control as a human? I’m invested in this blob and his love

Lol, I'm glad I could attract so much interest in the little guys character.

Triggers: slightly manipulatives behavior, slightly possessive behavior, slight obsessive behavior, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

-BLOB DREAM-

Well before we dive into this. Why don't we see the difference between Dream and Dream Blob. (Blob).

Dream is a possessive yandere.

While Blob is an obsessive yandere.

Dream manipulates and doesn't care about your well being. He only sees you as a toy.

Something for him to play with, till he gets bored.

While Blob actually cares about you. As I have said in my last headcanons, Blob is attached to you because you saved him. He only wants to repay and protect you.

In other words: Dream is a yandere for his own pleasure and benefit.

While Blob is yandere for your protection.

~

That's why I don't think Blob's intentions would change.

(From here on out I will now refer to Blob/human Dream just as Dream).

He still wants to mean well, it's just his execution will change.

Blob would want to protect you with all his being.

And now that you are a small little 6-8 inch (depending on your human height) blob.

You're practically useless for yourself.

The only things you can do is bite, squeak, and wiggle.

Your bites don't even hurt that bad!

So with you being so vulnerable Dream can't help but need to protect you.

So when Dream figured out the world of hoodies, it was a game changer for him.

Dream began to wear one most of the time.

And we already know Dream had carried you around everywhere with him since you were a blob.

But now with the hoodie you were constantly with him.

You were either placed in the hood itself, or in the hoodie pocket.

This is off track, but I like to imagine that Dream bought one of those hoodies for cats that have pouches in the front, and he puts you in it.

~

I feel like Dream would go out and explore the world a bit once he is human, but he would take you with him.

Grocery store? You're in the hoodie pocket.

Hike? You're in the hoody hood.

Clothes shopping? Same place as the grocery store.

A simple walk around town or the neighborhood? Poking your head out of the neck hole of the hoodie.

If you don't get the idea by now; Dream will keep you close.

You've noticed he's been especially clingy... After the hide and seek incident.

What was the hide and seek incident?

Well... It went a little something like this:

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Dreaming you were sitting on the couch, bored out of your mind. It was summer, and way too hard to do anything outside.

Until Dream had the brilliant idea,

"Hey! Let's play a few rounds of hide and seek!"

You jumped up and squeaked from surprise, at the sudden enthusiasm from the man.

Before you nodded your little head, What's the worst that could happen?

The first few rounds were going great, with you two exchanging turns between hider and seeker.

It was really fun, but kind of a workout for yourself.

What did you expect?

Little blob reader!

You don't have any legs!

Which means you are forced to waddle and roll around.

…

But eventually, It was once again your turn to hide!

And you were going to make it extra difficult for Dream.

So while Dream stood in the corner of the kitchen counting to 100.

You waddled off as fast as you could, to your number one hide.

Under the TV stand.

The TV stand wasn't like some normal table or something, No.

Oh heavens no.

Why would it be?

Your TV stand was a TV hutch.

Meaning, there was a board of wood that went along the entire underside of the TV.

Even if somebody were on the floor with their face to the ground, it's still very hard to look under.

It's even better to hide under, if you go way back against the wall, you can't even see you.

It was perfect!

Once you finally squeeze yourself under the hutch, And when all the way against the wall you heard Dream concluding his counting.

Dream started off looking around as his normal self.

But after a good 45 minutes to an hour trying to look for you… he began to get frantic.

"Oh, (name) where are you?!" He would call out multiple times frantically.

Dream began to tear up the house a bit, looking in every crack and crevice you can think of.

Then the thoughts began to invade..

'What if they escaped?!'

'What if they went out in the street and got run over?!'

'What if they got hurt somewhere in the house and I couldn't get to them?!'

'Where could they even be?!'

'Are they even in the house still?!'

Dreams head was filled with thoughts like these.

All while your little mischievous ass sat under that hutch and laughed.

After another 30 minutes of under the hutch though, You got bored so you wiggled your way out.

You announced yourself with a squeak, and Dream scooped you up into his arms hugging you and almost squeezing you to death.

~

I feel like Dream wouldn't be very dangerous even as a human.

Don't get me wrong, he still can be a threat.

But not as big a threat as actual Dream.

~

In short: Would Dream actually change his behavior when he becomes human? Overall answer no. I feel that he would be a lot more protective, but since you're not a human, he doesn't have to worry about people around you. But what he does have to worry about, are usually animals. That's about it.

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Best fuckin screen shot I've ever taken 😂