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Hiya! I’ve got a request.

I wonder how the yandere DSMP (specifically Wilbur, Schlatt, and Technoblade) would be with a compliant darling after having been kidnapped. This can be as fluffy or dark as you’d like.

Make sure to drink water, have a snack, and get some rest. 💜

(hello! Thank you for the first request! Enjoy!)

(p.s. I wasn't sure if you wanted characters or irl people, so I did irl for Wilbur, specifically because I feel like I don't have a good handle on this character quite yet, but I did character for the other two.)

Triggers: Mention of kidnapping, threats, dark themes, yandere like behaviors, delusional behavior, unhealthy relationships, forced relationship. Please be careful while reading. Thank you!

(gn! Pronouns. Mainly just using first person pronouns.)

WILBUR

Wilbur is a delusional, and aggressive yandere.

So the man already had a whole daydream planned, and was fully prepared for your struggling.

If anything he was planning for some struggling.

Least to say when he found out how compliant you were being, he was suspicious.

I mean don't get me wrong, he loved it!

But how could he know you weren't acting, for all he knew you were trying to trick him!

So he tried not to be too.. comfortable at first. He kept his guard up.

He always made sure you were secure in your little room, every day.

He never tried anything to scare you. But he was going to play it safe.

~

It started with him just bringing you your three meals for the day. Not saying a word, but just set the food down and left.

But…

Then it started to get hard for him not to say something. I mean, he DID go through all this effort of kidnapping you, and yet he had not done anything with you.

So it started small, with a shy "..hello.." with him, with a light pink dusting his face.

But then things quickly began to progress, with starting small talk between you and him.

He was so happy that you would respond and not just hide away!

Before both of you knew it, Wilbur was giving small gentle kisses on your forehead.

And one thing led to another, and he let you out of your room for once.

He was very cautious at first, following me around every room.

But that quickly was knocked down a bit.

Why?

Well he felt he could somewhat trust you after the tv incident.

It went something like this:

You were sitting on his couch, legs crossed and a blanket around your shoulder. Your back was slouched slightly, as you leaned forward. Your attention had been on a large digital device all day.

Hey, it was a really good show!

As crazy as it sounds, Wilbur was jealous of the tv. You had been looking at that damn thing all day! I mean, come on darling! Wilby baby needs attention!

He puffed out his cheeks and stomped over to you, crossing his arms. The stomping caught your attention, and you looked over to see your…"lover?" Standing by the couch looking upset.

"Is... everything okay?" You asked in a worried and curious tone.

Wilbur expressed his odd jealous feelings to you. He had expected you to simply shrug and turn around. Instead you're sweet ass, turn to him with open arms after turning off the TV. You expressed your apologies, and offered him the rest of your attention.

~

After that day, Wilbur can see your entire future together. Maybe moving to a place next to the coast, having a kid or two. Or if you're not into kids you could have a pet or two!

Overview: Wilbur would start off very suspicious, but would slowly give in and let his fantasies take over. You better not hurt this boy, because you made the mistake of not struggling...now your stuck...

Word count: 519

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C!SCHLATT

Schlatt didn't like that too much.

He wants someone who is independent, like him!

So when you started doing what he said...he wasn't sure how to react.

That was before, the little bit of shock and confusion quickly disappeared.

You would see a conniving smirk slowly mold onto his face.

Oh, you poor dear darling…

You have put yourself in a place of doom...for a while at least.

But, hell is still hell.

Schlatt would make you do the majority of his dirty work, that he couldn't be seen doing.

You would kinda be a little servant to him.

Even if you wanted to speak up, would you?

I mean, you are just a submissive little mule, right?

~

Remember when I said a short amount of time?

Yeah, he would get bored rather quickly.

If you weren't acting on your own in a way, and relying on him for everything...well

BAM!

shot in the head.

He needs someone that can keep up with his pace. He's a busy man, he doesn't need a someone who will fight against him, but he also doesn't want someone who has to be told everything.

Sorry, but sometimes complaint is what all yanderes are looking for.

(sorry if this was out of character for his character. Please do tell me if so! I would love to know. Thank you!)

Word count: 205

C!TECHNOBLADE

Technoblade is a possessive and slightly delusional yandere.

He wasn't too sure what to think at first.

But, similar to Wilbur, he had a life planned for you.

It took him a little bit to get comfortable with you, actually.

But once he settled and was used to you being there with him, it didn't take him long to start loving on you.

To him, you are just like the gods he loves to ramble about.

You are like a whole different being from a whole separate universe, and universe only of the most pure and holy beings.

He has always wanted to worship you, for the god/goddess/entity you are.

So when you started off compliant, he was over the moon. But of course he wouldn't show this.

The plan to his "dream life" with you would start out small, to eat your love.

He would start with a small flower in your room every morning.

Then he would start to move to cuddle seshes with him while he reads, if you were comfortable with that.

~

But sadly not all things are good...did you forget?

Don't tell me you forgot dear reader…

Oh you silly reader…

I feel the smallest bit of pitty and sympathy for you…

But the rest falls on your foolish head for forgetting..

T̸̫̟̟̓̈́͘h̴͍̙͖̔̿̐e̸̢̻͑͋̓͜ v̸̞͙̪̽̿͠o̸̘͕̞̾͑͐ì̸͇̺͉̓c̴͚͓̼͑͘e̴͉̦͌͌̈́s̸͎͖͎͛͑

They still whisper things to the poor piglin hybrid.

Some times…

Some times he may sway out of balance and almost listen to them..:

~

Your figure was settled under your comforter as the pale moon light leaked into the window. Just barely illuminating the figure standing over you. His eyes were dull as his hand raised. In a tight grip was his axe, shinning from the light bit of moonlight there was. His hand raised itself ready to strike down on your neck.

Just before the Axe swung down onto you, he knocked himself out of it. Some voices yelled at him to continue, while others screamed for him to get away from you.

…

He stayed away from you after awhile.

~

Least to say, dear darling.

You may be safe with Technoblade from the outside world…

But never get to comfortable.

For, it's not just you and technoblade inside that house…

Word count: 374

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Hi! So this is my first request. I hope it filled out some part of your satisfaction! If there is any constructive criticism you can give me I'd greatly appreciate that, it can be from anywhere from the way I portray the character, down to something that is not right in my writing.

If you want stuff that is more like a full story, I will be writing some more yandere stuff on my Wattpad: Senshi1216

May I request hcs for a (platonic) yandere schlatt with a child darling? Can be related to him or not, go wild

I love this one!

Triggers: manipulation, mention of god complex, mild yandere behavior, please be careful when reading

SCHLATT

I have a strong feeling Schlatt wouldn't waste this moment.

It's highly likely you aren't related to the ram hybrid.

But he sure as hell will make you feel like you're his own.

This is a perfect opportunity for him to mold into a perfect independent and powerful person.

Schlatt had big plans for you to say the least.

Now how did you two meat?

~

Well, you were being a little hunter and happen to think the ram hybrid was a sheep…

So you pulled your bow.

Aimed.

Fire!

"Ow! What the fuck?!"

You tried your damn best to grab your things and go.

But he caught you.

Schlatt pulled you off the ground by the callor of your shirt.

"You shot me in the shin you little shit!"

"Oops?.."

"Where are your parents? What the hell are you even doing out here?"

"Um... hunting? And...I don't have any."

…

..

.

After a long talk with Schlatt he has decided to take you in with him.

You were so innocent.

So gullible.

You were his perfect chance to have a successor, to carry on his empire!

~

Things would start slowly with Schlatt would make sure your comfortable.

He wants you to feel welcome, so you don't run away.

You are allowed to take a little bit to get comfortable, but remember.

Schlatt isn't a very patient man.

If you takes you more than 3 mouths to get comfortable. He'll give up on you.

But if you get comfortable pretty fast then he'll move on the step two.

Laying out the ground rules.

He'll start to get a bit more strict with you.

You need to know your place.

Above others, but below him.

Schlatt would make you understand this fast.

He wouldn't hurt you, but he would make you point out people on the streets and constantly say, "they are below me."

Schlatt would then move on to the molding process.

He would have you sit with him during work, and he would show you how to do things.

All while being a little extra dick-ish to his staff, so hopefully you would catch on.

But- what if you start to question his teaching?

Well…

~

"Schlatt, Sir?"

"Hm?"

"Is it really okay to be mean as you are to other people?..."

"No it's not."

"But-"

"Listen, if you are nice to everyone that makes you a push-over. And push-overs are weak. They can't stand on their own. They fall on their way to success. Am I understand."

"U-um, yes sir!"

"Good. Now leave me."

~

Schlatt likes to twist his logic.

For himself and you.

~

In short: Schlatt would love a child darling (platonically) because you are easy to mold! You were once a block of clay, and he will be the artist to sculpt you into a master piece!

Word count: 469 (heh...nice.)

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Sorry if it was a bit short.

Thanks for reading!

saw the thing you wrote abt schlatt w/ a strong but sensitive darling, and what if darling was just. recklessly bold?

Interesting idea tbh..let's see how he'll react.

Triggers: manipulation, possessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, degration, and yandere like behavior. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

-Schlatt-

Schlatt would be interested to say the least.

Which is odd and out of character for him.

You would almost immediately catch his eye.

Your reckless behavior, your bold statements and attitude, and most of all your unfiltered bluntness.

Now let's take a look at the word "bold" here for a minute.

The word has many meanings.

But specifically for this headcanon, we'll use the term in a way where a person is willing to take risks, is confident, and courageous (brave).

Don't let me be clear when I say this, Schlatt is not a nice person.i

Likely never will be.

He uses people for his own success, And gets rid of them as soon as they start to weigh him down.

Now that that's out of the way let's get where this monstrosity leads…

~

Schlatt wouldn't be sure how to approach you.

But he knows he wants to.

He doesn't know what it is about you, but you catch his eye.

If I were you I'd start looking for the early signs and leave as soon as possible.

But of course you obviously won't do that and you'll stick around.

Schlatt will start by offering you a job.

What kind of job?

Well an apprentice of course.

You were the perfect person for him it seems.

You have a wild personality, but you can also be controlled. That and you're very independent.

Things that he is looking for in a partner.

He doesn't want to have somebody that'll be a puppy dog around him all day, but he also wants somebody that'll bend to his will.

And you were perfect for that.

~

He would immediately start off by showing you the ropes, What to do and what not to do.

He would take you to work with him, And make sure you set very close so you wouldn't miss anything of course!

Schlatt what's slowly getting more and more touchy with you.

It would start with his arm rubbing against your arm.

Then his hand on your shoulder.

He won't ask you to be his darling.

He'll just kind of push you into it.

One day you'll be his apprentice, and the other day you'll be his darling entertaining him at work…

But what can you say?

He loves your bold attitude.

And you're stuck with him, until he gets bored.

And something tells me that'll be a long time before that happens…

~

In short: the darling with this personality would be the perfect fit for him. Likely not so much as he might get annoyed later on but it'll last a long time… good luck.

Word count: 438

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Thanks for reading!

Heya! I was wondering if I could request a yandere schlatt with a male darling? Someone who is outspoken and blunt but when it comes to Schlatt, hes more of a devoted puppy, but protective and violent?

-X Anon <3

Y'all trying to suck up to this ram?

Triggers: manipulative behavior, using people, unhealthy relationship, and yandere that I like behavior. Please be careful when reading

Enjoy

-Schlatt-

Let me clarify when I say, this man will be all over you.

He will not try to be sneaky like he has with the other darlings.

This bitch will just walk up to you, and give you the job as his apprentice.

So it may take a little bit to catch his eye.

He is a busy man.

You will need to put yourself out there and show yourself to him.

But with you being so blunt and outspoken, I don't think that will be very hard for you.

I can imagine the way you two meet is, somebody has challenged your opinion. And you begin to just straight up state facts and pummel this person to the ground. Schlatt just happens to be listening nearby. He would wait until you're done with your little…debate to put it more maturely.

After your scene, Schlatt would walk over to you, making sure he looked confident.

"Excuse me (Sir, Mama, Mx), I have a job offer for you." (Schlatt may be an asshole but he does respect pronouns!)

As normal, You accepted the job request.

What was the job?

Personal assistant.

That's right, the dick would sometimes wake you up in the middle of the night, just to ask you to get something for him…

But of course you being as devoted as you are, you did without complaint.

~

A little puppy is how he would describe you.

You have the voice of one, a loud piercing voice, not afraid to make a raucous.

But you also follow rules and commands without a second thought.

He didn't even have to train you for too long, that was another thing he loved.

It would take this man a long time to get bored of you, if he even got bored.

Schlatt would have you do tasks that varied.

They could be anywhere from getting him a coffee in the morning, to getting your opinion on a suit.

You were his little puppy, And you would do as he said.

Schlatt would make sure you were by his side, continuously.

And when you had finally been working for him for a few months, he would request you move into the white house.

His reasoning would be along the lines of..

"What if I'm in danger in the middle of the night, and you were too far away?"

"But what about security guards" you'll ask.

And then he'll lean real close to you and whisper, "if I'm being really honest I don't trust him as much as I trust you."

But you will eventually have to move into the White House.

From that point things will get a lot worse.

Schlatt starts to get more and more touchy with you.

It'll go from arms grazing, a hand on the shoulder and arm. To a hand on the thigh.

He'll only stop for a little bit if you express if this makes you uncomfortable.

But he'll start right up very soon.

~

Once he feels like you've been around him enough, And he's been around you long enough he'll ask you to become his lover.

Now how you react depends on the outcome.

Now let me be straight when I say this, Schlatt has a very hard time taking no for an answer.

So if you reject him? Life isn't going to look too nice for you.

If you end up rejecting him, he'll suddenly draw away.

He won't be close to you like he used to be, he'll keep you as a personal assistant and make work a living hell.

He'll wake you up in the middle of the night multiple times just to ask you for something as simple as a glass of water.

he'll make sure that you do the majority of his paperwork.

He'll make sure he overworks you.

And if you dare complain?

Expect to get yelled at.

Schlatt Will treat you like a living piece of shit the entire time you work for him.

And you might be thinking, "Why don't I just quit?"

Dear reader are you that dumb?

Have you forgotten already?

This man is the fucking president.

I'll make sure that rumors spread like wildfire about you.

It'll be so bad you have to seclude yourself or maybe even move out into the middle of nowhere.

But even then you'll have death threats at your door everyday.

Every time you go to town, people shout and glare at you.

They will mock you.

And call you all kinds of disgusting names.

Until you can't take it anymore.

With that I wish you good luck.

~

Now let's say you were smart, And you accepted his feelings.

Reader, you are no longer his personal assistant.

But you are entertainment.

Whether it be in the bedroom or in the office, he demands to have your attention.

Schlatt is also going to get easily jealous.

So leaving the White House without him by your side is a no no.

He'll even get jealous of the bodyguards he hired for you.

But you will be treated like royalty.

Anything you want? You got it.

Affection? You got it.

Praise? You got it.

Attention? You got it.

Fame? Of course!

He will go out of his way to make sure you get whatever you want (within reason.)

What do I mean within reason?

Well you certainly can't have a block of bedrock now can't you.

He may be gutsy but he's not desperate.

Just remember that.

Also whatever you want will have a price.

Schlatt Will become 10 times more possessive and obsessive.

He'll constantly want to know what you're doing if you're not with him.

"You're reading a book?" "What is it about?" "Who bought it for you?" "What did you get it?" "Apparently the book is more important than me."

That's right you heard me folks, this little ramhead gets jealous over a book... Kind of reminds me of the Wilbur TV incident..

~

In short: You dear reader would be a perfect match for this man. But it's also dangerous. You don't want to anger him now do you.

I wish you good luck.

Word count: 1,023

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Hey look, it's a schlatt headcannon That's longer than 500 words for once!

Thanks for reading!

not rlly a serious request or anything but remember that dream x lucky darling ask and the jschlatt with a compliant darling one? well, what if jschlatt ended up with a compliant lucky darling? he wants to shoot their head off outta boredom? the trigger’s stuck. stabs them with a sword? somehow misses the vitals. you get the idea _(:3」z)_

extra points if the darling still wants to stay with him after everything he tries to pull on them

I'm gonna make this an imagine, hope that's okay!

Triggers: degrading, mild yandere like behaviors, unhealthy relationships, and mention of abandonment.

Enjoy.

Jshlatt

I could see Schlatt getting bored fairly quickly. Like I’ve said before, he doesn’t like complete compliance. He likes a little bit of a challenge, it keeps things interesting. So, you can’t be a complete door mat. Or he will get bored. Even if you do everything he says, once you come back to him announcing your completion of the task, he’ll just look at you with cold and disinterested eyes before sending you off to another task. He’ll give you task after task just to keep you busy and out of his way. And you damn well better not complain. Schlatt will try to make things interesting in the beginning by degrading you. He’ll say things like, “This is probably why your village left you to starve.” “You’re nothing without me.” “You’re so fucking useless”. To see if you would break, or snap somehow. But, you don’t. He’ll likely only keep you around because you do stuff for him. And he won’t hide that he doesn’t love you. Sorry.

can i request some fluff for yandere jschlatt? him being ok with affection for once?? ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

Oh....I don't know...your asking a lot.. but..fine I guess just this once /j

Triggers: Angst, mention of mental break down, mention of being drunk. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Schlatt

First off. It’s not like Schlatt isn’t already affectionate.

It’s just the only time he ever shows it is when you're asleep.

He doesn’t want to risk showing anyone his weak side.

Not even his beloved darling.

But the rare time when he does show you affection is when he’s drunk and has a mental breakdown.

He’ll be crying and throwing shit around in his office.

You’ll hear the racket from your desk outside his doors.

The amount of crashes and pounding scares and worries you.

So it won't take you long to bust through those two heavy oak doors.

But once you do, thetheg sight will be a surprising one.

~

Schlatt will be sitting in the middle of scattered papers, brokens pens, a busted chair or two, and broken glass.

Maybe even more.

He’ll stink from all the alcohol.

There will somehow be blood on the floor.

But that's not the surprising part.

It’s his face.

Yes, his normal resting bitch face was broken.

His usual, cocky smirk was gone.

Wiped away like someone had just erased it and drew on this new unknown expression.

Tears will be spilling from his still face.

His ears will be dropped down as far down as they could go.

His bushy eyebrows will be frowned and his eyes will be filled with nothing, sadness and regret.

“Schlatt…?”

“(Name)…”

He will greet you weakly.

“What happened? Are…you alright? Do you need me to get you something?”

Schlatt will look at you with his broken and saddened expression, while motioning for you to come closer.

You were hesitant, but you walked closer, careful to not step on any broken glass.

When you finally walk into arms reach, he’ll pull you down onto the floor with him.

This will take you by surprise, but he won’t be letting go.

So you better get comfortable.

Schlatt will have his back against his desk, while he’ll be holding you in a bridal-like style in his lap.

Your head will be against his chest, while Schlatt will be quiet for a while.

He’ll just place soft kisses on your head, or just rest his chin or cheek on your head.

At this current moment, is recommended you play with either his hands, hair, or horns.

~

Schlatt will eventually open up, and he’ll talk in slurred words.

But, what can you expect from an emotional drunk man?

“I’m sorry for the way I treated you.”

“Sometimes I wonder why you stick around..”

“How are you not angry with me?”

“Do you ever think about leaving?”

“How can you not resent me?”

“Don’t you ever get tired of my tantrums? I know I would.”

“I never ask for your opinion on things, I’m just afraid that you won’t agree with me and you’ll be upset with my opinion…”

“I love you (Name).”

Are just some things he’ll say.

It’s probably best to just let him talk, and not say anything.

He just likes to have someone there to listen to.

This little venting session will last for a few hours.

And during all of it Schlatt will sprinkle in about how much he loves you.

~

After the venting session Schlatt will be very clinging in bed.

He’ll spoon you and hold you by the waist, while whispering how perfect you are.

And maybe leaving soft little kisses on your neck.

The next day, he’ll remember every part of that night.

But it's still best not to bring it up.

But you’ll notice that Schlatt will be a little more gentle with you after that.

~

In short: It’s not all that bad. Just don’t be a dick about it. :)

Word count: 609

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Thanks for reading!

Okay, consider this… how would Schlatt and Wilbur (separately, I don’t think a darling could handle the two of them together) be like with a Blob!Darling?

- 👑

:)

Triggers: obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, Mention of extreme aggression, separation issues, mention of insanity, Mention of not being okay in the head, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Schlatt

To be honest Schlatt would be a complete ass.

He would see you one day and just say, "yep, I want that."

And from that day forward, you were always near Schlatt.

I don't think he would even consider you to be a lover.

He would more likely just see you as a pet.

A small pet that no one else wanted, but him.

So in that same logic you are his.

No one else wanted you so he went out of his way to keep you.

"Be grateful"

Will be a phrase that you hear a lot coming from this man.

Schlatt won't actually be that rude to you.

He is more likely to be much more gentle with you.

Schlatt will likely make you either sit on his head or his shoulder throughout the day.

You're not leaving his side, you're the only thing that's stuck around long enough.

Being so small can come with up and down sides.

Like an upside, you can see his more vulnerable side and see the more gentle Schlatt.

Meanwhile a downside is that you are also the one he complains to.

And when he complains he can get a bit aggressive like throwing things around.

But he won't actually hurt you.

Schlatt will sometimes take you out on little adventures around the white house, those are fun times.

100% Schlatt will hold you like a stuffed animal in his sleep.

There is no way around it.

You have your place right next to him.

That is how it has been for a while, and how it will be.

For a long time.

You can't get away from him, even if you don't like it.

~

In short: it's not the worst experience in the world, but if you're not super clingy, I would recommend avoiding this man.

Word count: 305

Wilbur

Wilbur with a blob lover would be odd.

I have a feeling that you found him first.

Like he was just relaxing in the forest one day, and you waddle up to him.

And that started the bond of you too.

Like Schlatt, I don't think Wilbur would see you as a lover.

But more of an animal companion.

Though, that doesn't mean the experience isn't any less.

Wilbur would probably start out with visiting every day or every-other-day.

Then one day he took you home with him.

That would be the last time you ever left that house without Wilbur.

It's nothing new that Wilbur is an unstable individual.

So don't be surprised when Wilbur starts to act more and more clingy.

It doesn't matter if you can't talk back, you're one of the things that hasn't been fucked over in his life.

Wilbur will be sweet to you, but in a concerning way.

He'll mumble to you about his old plans, or how he views the world.

He'll ramble on about the beauty of destruction and explosives.

And if you're being honest, it's scary to hear about.

The way Wilbur holds you against himself is tight, like someone is going to rip you away from him.

But don't shake too much if you get scared.

Wilbur will notice, and he'll look at you with an insane look and ask you repeatedly.

"What? Are you scared of me too? I thought we were friends…"

This can lead into a mental breakdown that you'll have to deal with.

Wilbur will also make you still with him, hip-and-hip, all day long.

It doesn't matter how busy Wilbur is that day, you are with him.

He's too scared to lose you.

And that fear will eat at him if you aren't with him.

~

In short: it's probably a bit scarier being a blob and being a darling of Wilbur's...

Word count: 317

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Thanks for reading!

Waffle has arrived.

God schlatt with a compliant darling.

That's it. That's the tweet.

(Gender neutral pls)

-🧇

Ooo god schlatt

Triggers: mention of killing/torturing, mention of being forced to kill, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Schlatt

God schlatt- is a huge ass mess.

We all know Schlatt would be god of Wine, and lust.

He is a greedy bastard, but one of the more powerful gods.

Schlatt as a god would be a delusional and possessive yandere.

And he actually treats you somewhat nicer than human Schlatt.

Especially since you're compliant.

Unlike human Schlatt, God Schlatt won't get bored with you.

As a matter of fact, he'll likely be more entertained with you.

I mean how far will you go for him?

He wants to push those boundaries to the max.

Even if that means breaking you a little.

But hey, you being compliant means he won't have to waste his time on meaningless punishments.

Are you fighting him and/or going against him.

Schlatt is going to take advantage of your willingness.

He's gonna make you get your hands dirty, all while he sits back and watches.

~

He would love to be sitting up in his throne sipping his wine, while you are down in the mortal world killing thousands.

He would love it even more if you came back with wide and scared eyes.

Him knowing that all that trauma that plays back in your mind is caused by him.

After all, you do love him.

And do it for him.

You would willingly go out, murder, and come back with blood on your hands for him.

Does that just make you so happy? It makes him happy.

~

What makes this even better is you do all of that, without a complaint.

~

But as a reward for being such a good little darling you get to sit on the lap of the great god of wine.

Schlatt would make sure to give you all the riches you've ever wanted to keep you semi happy.

Even if it doesn't work... just try to pretend..

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But a huge downside of the great god schlatt is his constant lack of responsible decision making.

Or his lack thereof being able to make decisions.

You could hold the two options of being able to create a whole new world, Or have a glass of wine in front of his face and he wouldn't be able to make that decision.

So another big part of your relationship with this god is sitting there and choosing A. or B.

Blue or Red.

1 or 2.

And on.

And on.

And on.

There are times when you will question how the hell this man made it to becoming a god.

Let alone how he is still alive.

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In short: When it comes down to it. You are dealing with a god that loves you, but is not good at showing it. And can't make decisions for shit-.

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Imagine

Compliant darling

Buff but sensitive darling child (Platonic)

Bold darling

Out spoken puppy darling

Forehead kisses

Drunk mental break down

God schlatt with a compliant darling

Blob darling

Domain traveler (God! Schlatt)

Why the gods see you as they do.

Tag!

For the all DSMP Gods ask, I raise you this: Darling is a skilled mediator (and quite possible manipulator) who now walks freely between the various gods' domains. (Ace Anon)

These are going to be fairly short since it's a lot of characters :)

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, stalking, mention of being kidnapped, very brief mention of eating humans, manipulation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

HA! You'll be lucky to get this man's attention. He'll be too caught up in his feast and his wine. Likely the only reason he actually saw you was through the reflection of the red wine in his glass. He'll demand who you are, and what you are doing there. And once you answer his more or less demanding questions, he will offer you a small bite of his feast. Say. No. And every single time, keep saying no. Schlatt will eventually stop asking you, But congratulations! You got another God's attention! It won't be long before you're sitting in his lap while he feasts away on the human flesh...

Hi, if you are ranking all DSMP gods based on the likelihood of breaking their obsession, then what would you ranking is going to be? (From most likely to least likely?)

Hahaha...oh boy...

P.s. these are gonna be short.

Triggers: mention of being broken, manipulative behavior, obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, mention of abuse(?), Unhealthy relationship, toxic relationship, forced relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Most: God!Techno

He could care less about what his darling wants. It's what he wants. He could care less if he breaks you, He can always fix you anyway. After all he is a God. If anything he's most likely to break you on purpose just to fix you. And see your teary face when you are fixed. You're not getting away from him. No way in hell.

Semi:God!Schlatt

Breaking you isn't exactly one of his goals, But if it means you behave better hell yeah. He's less likely to fix you though. He doesn't see you as a person or living thing, he sees you as a doll. Something that he can show off, and all you need to do is just sit there and look pretty. And if that means having you broken mentally and emotionally so be it.

Semi 2: God!Wilbur

He'd prefer that you're not broken... Like a lot. He wants you to actually have reactions, and be emotional. Even if you are a normally laid back person. He wants to be able to laugh and cry with you and have emotional bonding with you. So if you do ever get broken he's going to do everything in his power to make sure you're fixed.

Least: God!Dream

No way! He would never try to break you. Even just imagining it makes him shutter. All he cares about is you and what you want. He's the complete opposite of Technoblade. If you were ever broken he would blame himself and fix you but never forgive himself. He's going to make sure you can live the happiest life possible. And he'll give you everything you want.

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