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Dream Smp Reacting to a Witch!Hybrid Part 2

Pronouns: They/them

Includes: Schlatt, Technoblade, Tubbo (PLATONIC), Ranboo (PLATONIC)

Warnings: Slight angst if you squint (Schlatt and Ranboo)

A/N: Y'ALL I NEARLY CRIED WHEN I CHECKED THE MORNING AFTER I POSTED THE FIRST PART (/hj). I was not expecting to get as much notes as I did, I'm so happy that people are enjoying what I'm writing!

Also, I am writing Schlatt from the Manburg v. Pogtopia war and Techno, Tubbo, and Ranboo from the current (season 3 I think lol) time in the streams. Sorry that Ranboo's headcanon is a little short 😅.

Once again, feedback is always welcome! Whether it's a reblog with some constructive criticism or a private message, I'd appreciate anything I could get. And if you don't feel like saying anything that's okay, too!

(NOT MY GIF)

Schlatt

It was a pretty bad day for you

While searching for supplies, you were captured by Manburg forces

On the way to a holding cell, you and the captors (which were Quackity and Fundy) were brought to a stop by a tall ram hybrid

He snarled at the two men and they quickly let you go before walking away

He rolled his eyes at the sight of the other hybrid

"What were you doing near the walls?"

"I was gathering supplies for a potion-"

"Are you good at making potions?"

"I mean I'm part witch so I'm decent."

He hummed and crossed his arms

"Snarky, rebellious, and a hybrid? You must be after my own heart."

He looked you up and down before smirking

Y'all know what smirk I'm talking about

"How about this: you work for me and I'll give you protection throughout my nation and all the resources you could ask for."

After that day, you reluctantly worked for him, often sending him glares whenever you thought he wasnt looking

"Look at that asshole, I bet he gives good hugs. >:( "

You and Schlatt are literally the dictionary definition of the enemies to lovers trope

You guys are either at each other's throats or shamelessly making heart eye

When he's making sure everyone is being productive, he always stays a little while longer

Schlatt will legit spend the day with you so he could "examine your effectiveness during work"

Totally not flirting with you and pulling you close to him whenever you so much as looked at him

Schlatt totally keeps at least 20 potions you made in his office

Not really because he's using them, but because he just likes to be reminded of you

But if anyone asks him he'll get incredibly defensive and say that they are for professional reasons

Absolutely not because he has a big fat crush on you

He tells you corny shit all the time

"Hey, Y/n, I need you to turn someone into a frog."

"Is everyday Halloween for you?"

"I'll give you 30 bucks if you can fly away on that broomstick."

He may take a long time to admit it but loves you so much

Technoblade

Phil introduced you to one another

You and Phil had been friends for a while before he introduced you to each other

You were dropping off some potions for him in the Antarctic Empire when a piglin walked in the door

The blonde smiled and walked towards his friend

"Oh hey, Techno! How was the nether?"

The piglin huffed and started to walk away before Phil put a hand on his shoulder

"We have a guest, this is Y/n."

You smiled and gave a small wave

"It's nice to meet you!"

Techno only grunted and walked to a separate room

The witch hybrid frowned before Phil laid a small hand on their shoulder

"Don't worry about him, Y/n, he's not very welcoming to strangers."

From then on, it was your mission to get him to like you

For weeks you spent making elaborate potions to try to win over some of the piglin's attention but to seemingly no avail

He would just look at the potion for a few seconds, grunt, and walk away

That was until the snowstorm

Out of nowhere, a snowstorm pummeled through the Antarctic Empire

Technoblade found you in the snow and took you inside the house, laying you next to the fire

After a few hours, you slowly opened your eyes

Where am I?

Why was it so warm?

Was I kidnapped on the way to see Phil?

"You were passed out in the snow."

You quickly sat up, thinking he had read your mind as he grabbed a potion

He walked over to you, offering the glass

"It's one of the health potions you made me. Please, drink up."

"You actually kept those?"

He nodded, moving to a seperate chair

"They are... actually pretty useful."

After a few minutes of warming up and awkward silence, you spoke up with a small smile

"Thank you, Techno."

The next couple of weeks were spent giving each other small acts of affection

You'd give him more potions and he'd spend more time with you

He claimed that he was just "protecting you in case of another storm" but we all know that man is soft for you

He likes using both his own and potions he gets from you

He's confident in his ability to brew potions but he finds the fact that it is a product of your doing to be comforting

Techno did everything in his power to keep you away from violence, but it usually didn't work

Even though he cared about your safety more than anything else, he needed your expertise in case he or his allirs were to get hurt

But he still needs at least an hour to hold you afterwards, mumbling about how worried he was for you and how he loves and appreciates that you do this for him

Tubbo

You were the best potion brewer on the SMP

Late for a therapy appointment and need to get there ASAP without it lasting for a long time? You make a potion of swiftness that will last for 45 seconds

Super stressed for an exam you have tomorrow? How lucky it is that you make a potion of fixation so you can study hard for a few hours

Everyone came to you for potions of all, whether is was simple or incredibly specific

And that's how you met Tubbo

He knew about your reputation as the best witch on the server and he was in dire need of a potion

This is why he stood at your door with his very tired child sniffling in his arms

"Hey, I know it's late but do you have something that could help my son? He has this cold and won't sleep because of a cough. I really just need him to feel better and-"

"Oh I can try to help with that! Just give me a few minutes to make sure the potion is safe for him."

He nodded and followed you back inside

You led him to sit on a small couch with the baby zombie piglin and walked towards your brewing stand

After a few minutes, you smiled and sat next to Tubbo

"I usually don't make potions for children, but this should be the right dosage for your son."

He let out a sigh of relief and gently took the potion

"Thank you so much, is there anyway I can repay you?"

"No payment necessary! I'm just happy to help your son."

Tubbo looked taken aback but suddenly smirked at you

"We should capitalize on this >:) ."

The next few days were spent at Snowchester, learning how to start your own business from Tubbo

You quickly became friends with him

After starting your business, you made regular trips to Snowchester

Sometimes it was to drop potions off for clients, other times it was to cause absolute chaos with your best friend

Whether that be selling powerful potions or pulling pranks on anyone in sight

One of your favorite pranks was when you and him gave Tommy a potion of emense strength and when he went to give Quackity a pat on the back he sent him flying out the window

Luckily he was able to fall into water but the sight of the usually charismatic and stoic casino man screaming like a toddler at Tommy for trying to kill him

Of course both of you explained what happened through wheezes and watched as the two turned tomato red

"That wasn't funny at all-"

"It was hilarious!"

"It was kind of funny, Big Q."

"You children don't get to speak."

"It was a little amusing..."

"BRUH-"

You and Tubbo are a chaotic force of nature in a very good way

Ranboo

Let's be honest

You meet the enderman hybrid through Tubbo

The poor boy is too awkward and busy taking care of his son to be making a lot of acquaintances

So building off of how you met his husband, you were probably introduced to each other soon after meeting Tubbo

You meet him when you go to check on Michael after his visit

Tubbo introduces you, of course

"Ranboo, this is Y/n! They are the witch that helped Michael feel better."

And he honestly didn't need to hear anything else before determining that he liked you

After all, you helped one of the most important people in his life, so you must be a good person!

Once you started visiting Snowchester more, the two of you became close friends!

You found the hybrid incredibly interesting

He would always be happy for you to test new potions on him, too

You enjoyed the challenge of figuring out what ingredients would be most effective for his genetics, while Ranboo was happy to be helping a friend and learning a bit along the way

He absolutely gets all of his potions from you

You are one of the few people that not only have the skill to make quality potions, but to also know what would work for the hybrid's body

You two are one of the more calmer friends

Rather than pulling off pranks or causing chaos, you guys mostly just walk around the server and talk about what's going on

Your friendship is wholesome af

saw the thing you wrote abt schlatt w/ a strong but sensitive darling, and what if darling was just. recklessly bold?

Interesting idea tbh..let's see how he'll react.

Triggers: manipulation, possessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, degration, and yandere like behavior. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

-Schlatt-

Schlatt would be interested to say the least.

Which is odd and out of character for him.

You would almost immediately catch his eye.

Your reckless behavior, your bold statements and attitude, and most of all your unfiltered bluntness.

Now let's take a look at the word "bold" here for a minute.

The word has many meanings.

But specifically for this headcanon, we'll use the term in a way where a person is willing to take risks, is confident, and courageous (brave).

Don't let me be clear when I say this, Schlatt is not a nice person.i

Likely never will be.

He uses people for his own success, And gets rid of them as soon as they start to weigh him down.

Now that that's out of the way let's get where this monstrosity leads…

~

Schlatt wouldn't be sure how to approach you.

But he knows he wants to.

He doesn't know what it is about you, but you catch his eye.

If I were you I'd start looking for the early signs and leave as soon as possible.

But of course you obviously won't do that and you'll stick around.

Schlatt will start by offering you a job.

What kind of job?

Well an apprentice of course.

You were the perfect person for him it seems.

You have a wild personality, but you can also be controlled. That and you're very independent.

Things that he is looking for in a partner.

He doesn't want to have somebody that'll be a puppy dog around him all day, but he also wants somebody that'll bend to his will.

And you were perfect for that.

~

He would immediately start off by showing you the ropes, What to do and what not to do.

He would take you to work with him, And make sure you set very close so you wouldn't miss anything of course!

Schlatt what's slowly getting more and more touchy with you.

It would start with his arm rubbing against your arm.

Then his hand on your shoulder.

He won't ask you to be his darling.

He'll just kind of push you into it.

One day you'll be his apprentice, and the other day you'll be his darling entertaining him at work…

But what can you say?

He loves your bold attitude.

And you're stuck with him, until he gets bored.

And something tells me that'll be a long time before that happens…

~

In short: the darling with this personality would be the perfect fit for him. Likely not so much as he might get annoyed later on but it'll last a long time… good luck.

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Heya! I was wondering if I could request a yandere schlatt with a male darling? Someone who is outspoken and blunt but when it comes to Schlatt, hes more of a devoted puppy, but protective and violent?

-X Anon <3

Y'all trying to suck up to this ram?

Triggers: manipulative behavior, using people, unhealthy relationship, and yandere that I like behavior. Please be careful when reading

Enjoy

-Schlatt-

Let me clarify when I say, this man will be all over you.

He will not try to be sneaky like he has with the other darlings.

This bitch will just walk up to you, and give you the job as his apprentice.

So it may take a little bit to catch his eye.

He is a busy man.

You will need to put yourself out there and show yourself to him.

But with you being so blunt and outspoken, I don't think that will be very hard for you.

I can imagine the way you two meet is, somebody has challenged your opinion. And you begin to just straight up state facts and pummel this person to the ground. Schlatt just happens to be listening nearby. He would wait until you're done with your little…debate to put it more maturely.

After your scene, Schlatt would walk over to you, making sure he looked confident.

"Excuse me (Sir, Mama, Mx), I have a job offer for you." (Schlatt may be an asshole but he does respect pronouns!)

As normal, You accepted the job request.

What was the job?

Personal assistant.

That's right, the dick would sometimes wake you up in the middle of the night, just to ask you to get something for him…

But of course you being as devoted as you are, you did without complaint.

~

A little puppy is how he would describe you.

You have the voice of one, a loud piercing voice, not afraid to make a raucous.

But you also follow rules and commands without a second thought.

He didn't even have to train you for too long, that was another thing he loved.

It would take this man a long time to get bored of you, if he even got bored.

Schlatt would have you do tasks that varied.

They could be anywhere from getting him a coffee in the morning, to getting your opinion on a suit.

You were his little puppy, And you would do as he said.

Schlatt would make sure you were by his side, continuously.

And when you had finally been working for him for a few months, he would request you move into the white house.

His reasoning would be along the lines of..

"What if I'm in danger in the middle of the night, and you were too far away?"

"But what about security guards" you'll ask.

And then he'll lean real close to you and whisper, "if I'm being really honest I don't trust him as much as I trust you."

But you will eventually have to move into the White House.

From that point things will get a lot worse.

Schlatt starts to get more and more touchy with you.

It'll go from arms grazing, a hand on the shoulder and arm. To a hand on the thigh.

He'll only stop for a little bit if you express if this makes you uncomfortable.

But he'll start right up very soon.

~

Once he feels like you've been around him enough, And he's been around you long enough he'll ask you to become his lover.

Now how you react depends on the outcome.

Now let me be straight when I say this, Schlatt has a very hard time taking no for an answer.

So if you reject him? Life isn't going to look too nice for you.

If you end up rejecting him, he'll suddenly draw away.

He won't be close to you like he used to be, he'll keep you as a personal assistant and make work a living hell.

He'll wake you up in the middle of the night multiple times just to ask you for something as simple as a glass of water.

he'll make sure that you do the majority of his paperwork.

He'll make sure he overworks you.

And if you dare complain?

Expect to get yelled at.

Schlatt Will treat you like a living piece of shit the entire time you work for him.

And you might be thinking, "Why don't I just quit?"

Dear reader are you that dumb?

Have you forgotten already?

This man is the fucking president.

I'll make sure that rumors spread like wildfire about you.

It'll be so bad you have to seclude yourself or maybe even move out into the middle of nowhere.

But even then you'll have death threats at your door everyday.

Every time you go to town, people shout and glare at you.

They will mock you.

And call you all kinds of disgusting names.

Until you can't take it anymore.

With that I wish you good luck.

~

Now let's say you were smart, And you accepted his feelings.

Reader, you are no longer his personal assistant.

But you are entertainment.

Whether it be in the bedroom or in the office, he demands to have your attention.

Schlatt is also going to get easily jealous.

So leaving the White House without him by your side is a no no.

He'll even get jealous of the bodyguards he hired for you.

But you will be treated like royalty.

Anything you want? You got it.

Affection? You got it.

Praise? You got it.

Attention? You got it.

Fame? Of course!

He will go out of his way to make sure you get whatever you want (within reason.)

What do I mean within reason?

Well you certainly can't have a block of bedrock now can't you.

He may be gutsy but he's not desperate.

Just remember that.

Also whatever you want will have a price.

Schlatt Will become 10 times more possessive and obsessive.

He'll constantly want to know what you're doing if you're not with him.

"You're reading a book?" "What is it about?" "Who bought it for you?" "What did you get it?" "Apparently the book is more important than me."

That's right you heard me folks, this little ramhead gets jealous over a book... Kind of reminds me of the Wilbur TV incident..

~

In short: You dear reader would be a perfect match for this man. But it's also dangerous. You don't want to anger him now do you.

I wish you good luck.

Word count: 1,023

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Hey look, it's a schlatt headcannon That's longer than 500 words for once!

Thanks for reading!

An idea I just had: forehead smooches for the yanderes (assuming that the taller ones were sitting/leaning forward/lying down when these happened)

I feel like Dream and Schlatt would be amused by it, since it’s such a small form of affection that you’re giving them

DreamXD, Techno and Wilbur would also be amused, but return the affection (with the voices now constantly demanding your affection)

Blob Dream and Ghostbur both letting out a small gasp/squeak before returning the forehead smooch, or as much as Blob Dream can do as a Blob. Probably just head rubs for him. But they will now surprise you with forehead smooches/head rubs if it looks like you’ve had a bad day. Thoughts?

- 👑

Oh boy! A lot of characters :) these are going to be more short and playfully. Not quite my normal head cannons.

Triggers: fluff, reader being mocked for their hight. Possessive behavior, and very mild like yandere behavior. This is safe to read for all.

Enjoy.

Dream

You giving Dream forehead kisses: He would be quite surprised, but happy. Dream would likely have to be either sitting/kneeling down for you to kiss his forehead. If not he’ll tease you by standing on his tippy toes to make himself taller, or he’ll just move out of the way. All while mocking your height (not everyone can be 6’2-or more Dream…)

Dream giving you forehead kisses: No matter where the kiss, it's going to drag on for longer than needed. So for forehead kisses, Dream will wrap an arm around your head to hold you in place while he gives an unneededly long forehead kiss. But he’ll also give you quick pecks randomly. The kisses can be a bit hard pressured sometimes.

Rating:7/10

DreamXD

You giving XD forehead kisses: it’s kinda hard, not gonna lie. But it is possible when he is sitting and working. And it's more like kissing the mask, but he still feels the pressure. XD will be very confused, and will ask what you just did, once you explain it he’ll go silent. He isn’t good with humans and their body language and affection language as a whole. You are as much of a learning experience to him, as he is you. So he will be very touched when you kiss his forehead for the first time.

XD givin you forehead kisses: Sometimes he will lift his mask to give you gentle and soft forehead kisses. But if he isn’t lifting the mask, then he’ll either copy the movement of a forehead kiss and put the bottom of the mask to your forehead and other times he’ll just do a forehead to forehead kinda thing.

Rating: 8/10

BlobDream

You giving Blob forehead kisses: It’s pretty easy to give Blob forehead kisses, when he isn’t moving around a bunch. But when you do kiss his forehead, all movements will stop. It’s like he is frozen in time. This only lasts for a few seconds when he starts to jump up and down at like mock 5. He will waddle and jump around squeaking from victory.

Blob giving you forehead kisses: well… he can’t, but, like XD, he will mock the movement and press his little smile to your forehead. Hopefully you don’t have a bad back, because you’ll have to bend over to let Blob give you forehead kisses. But he also will just nuzzle your cheek and hands.

Rating: 10/10

Wilbur

You giving WIlbur forehead kisses: Wilbur will be amused, but slightly confused of why you are doing this. But he has learned to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Wilbur will literally melt into your touch every time you give him or attempt to give him a forehead kiss. At times when he’s feeling cocky, he’ll make sure you have to use something to help you reach his forehead.

Wilbur giving you forehead kisses: Wilbur had been giving you forehead way before you started giving them to him. But Wilby is an aggressive yandere, so he isn't the most gentle all the time with stuff like this. In turn his forehead kisses will be forced onto you if needed. But the kisses themselves are harsh and just possessive.

Rating: 5/10

Ghostbur

You giving Ghostbur forehead kisses: He would be over the moon, but also a flustered mess. It would take a hot minute for Ghostbur to react and even process the sweet kiss. It is likely that you kissed his forehead while he was in the middle of talking. But when he does it he gets a hilarious expression. (Insert confused Deku face.) Ghostbur, like Wilbur, will melt into your touch with go puppy eyes.

Ghostbur giving you forehead kisses: Ghostbur will first ask you a million times if it's okay that he gives you a forehead kiss. But once you say the required yes a million times, he will give you forehead kisses very often, like when you're having a bad day or something. The kisses themselves are sweet, soft and gentle.

Rating: 10/10

Technoblade

You giving Techno forehead kisses: you will likely do this when he is reading to you. But Techno won’t freeze up like the others, no. He’ll just act like nothing happened and continue reading. Meanwhile deep down the man's heart is palpitating, and the voices are losing their shit. Some of the voices are angry-flustered and others are swooning and awning at how gentle you are. Techno will have a very light blush however.

Techno giving you forehead kisses: Techno’s main love language is physical touch, so after clearing it with you first, forehead kisses are pretty common. Most of the time it's his way of saying good morning and goodnight. It’s a good way to start and end the day with both of you. The kisses themselves are sweet, long, and meaningful.

Rating:9/10

Schlatt

You giving Schlatt forehead kisses: Yeah…no. This man will barely give you the chance. But if you somehow do give him one, he’ll freeze up for a moment. Schlatt would then slowly pull his gaze over to you and glare. He’s not happy on the outside, but he won't yell. He'll just tell you to leave him alone. But, deep down, he did appreciate it. That's if he’s not in a good mood. But if he is in more of a neutral mood/cocky, good mood. Schlatt will make sure you can’t reach his forehead and then mock you about your height. :(

Schlatt giving you forehead kisses: This never happens while you are awake. Schlatt doesn’t want to take the chance, so whenever you are sleeping, that's when he strikes. He’ll give you a fast kiss before getting his ram lookin’ ass out of there. The kisses themselves are actually soft and loving.

Rating: 6/10

can i request some fluff for yandere jschlatt? him being ok with affection for once?? ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

Oh....I don't know...your asking a lot.. but..fine I guess just this once /j

Triggers: Angst, mention of mental break down, mention of being drunk. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Schlatt

First off. It’s not like Schlatt isn’t already affectionate.

It’s just the only time he ever shows it is when you're asleep.

He doesn’t want to risk showing anyone his weak side.

Not even his beloved darling.

But the rare time when he does show you affection is when he’s drunk and has a mental breakdown.

He’ll be crying and throwing shit around in his office.

You’ll hear the racket from your desk outside his doors.

The amount of crashes and pounding scares and worries you.

So it won't take you long to bust through those two heavy oak doors.

But once you do, thetheg sight will be a surprising one.

~

Schlatt will be sitting in the middle of scattered papers, brokens pens, a busted chair or two, and broken glass.

Maybe even more.

He’ll stink from all the alcohol.

There will somehow be blood on the floor.

But that's not the surprising part.

It’s his face.

Yes, his normal resting bitch face was broken.

His usual, cocky smirk was gone.

Wiped away like someone had just erased it and drew on this new unknown expression.

Tears will be spilling from his still face.

His ears will be dropped down as far down as they could go.

His bushy eyebrows will be frowned and his eyes will be filled with nothing, sadness and regret.

“Schlatt…?”

“(Name)…”

He will greet you weakly.

“What happened? Are…you alright? Do you need me to get you something?”

Schlatt will look at you with his broken and saddened expression, while motioning for you to come closer.

You were hesitant, but you walked closer, careful to not step on any broken glass.

When you finally walk into arms reach, he’ll pull you down onto the floor with him.

This will take you by surprise, but he won’t be letting go.

So you better get comfortable.

Schlatt will have his back against his desk, while he’ll be holding you in a bridal-like style in his lap.

Your head will be against his chest, while Schlatt will be quiet for a while.

He’ll just place soft kisses on your head, or just rest his chin or cheek on your head.

At this current moment, is recommended you play with either his hands, hair, or horns.

~

Schlatt will eventually open up, and he’ll talk in slurred words.

But, what can you expect from an emotional drunk man?

“I’m sorry for the way I treated you.”

“Sometimes I wonder why you stick around..”

“How are you not angry with me?”

“Do you ever think about leaving?”

“How can you not resent me?”

“Don’t you ever get tired of my tantrums? I know I would.”

“I never ask for your opinion on things, I’m just afraid that you won’t agree with me and you’ll be upset with my opinion…”

“I love you (Name).”

Are just some things he’ll say.

It’s probably best to just let him talk, and not say anything.

He just likes to have someone there to listen to.

This little venting session will last for a few hours.

And during all of it Schlatt will sprinkle in about how much he loves you.

~

After the venting session Schlatt will be very clinging in bed.

He’ll spoon you and hold you by the waist, while whispering how perfect you are.

And maybe leaving soft little kisses on your neck.

The next day, he’ll remember every part of that night.

But it's still best not to bring it up.

But you’ll notice that Schlatt will be a little more gentle with you after that.

~

In short: It’s not all that bad. Just don’t be a dick about it. :)

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Waffle has arrived.

God schlatt with a compliant darling.

That's it. That's the tweet.

(Gender neutral pls)

-🧇

Ooo god schlatt

Triggers: mention of killing/torturing, mention of being forced to kill, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Schlatt

God schlatt- is a huge ass mess.

We all know Schlatt would be god of Wine, and lust.

He is a greedy bastard, but one of the more powerful gods.

Schlatt as a god would be a delusional and possessive yandere.

And he actually treats you somewhat nicer than human Schlatt.

Especially since you're compliant.

Unlike human Schlatt, God Schlatt won't get bored with you.

As a matter of fact, he'll likely be more entertained with you.

I mean how far will you go for him?

He wants to push those boundaries to the max.

Even if that means breaking you a little.

But hey, you being compliant means he won't have to waste his time on meaningless punishments.

Are you fighting him and/or going against him.

Schlatt is going to take advantage of your willingness.

He's gonna make you get your hands dirty, all while he sits back and watches.

~

He would love to be sitting up in his throne sipping his wine, while you are down in the mortal world killing thousands.

He would love it even more if you came back with wide and scared eyes.

Him knowing that all that trauma that plays back in your mind is caused by him.

After all, you do love him.

And do it for him.

You would willingly go out, murder, and come back with blood on your hands for him.

Does that just make you so happy? It makes him happy.

~

What makes this even better is you do all of that, without a complaint.

~

But as a reward for being such a good little darling you get to sit on the lap of the great god of wine.

Schlatt would make sure to give you all the riches you've ever wanted to keep you semi happy.

Even if it doesn't work... just try to pretend..

~

But a huge downside of the great god schlatt is his constant lack of responsible decision making.

Or his lack thereof being able to make decisions.

You could hold the two options of being able to create a whole new world, Or have a glass of wine in front of his face and he wouldn't be able to make that decision.

So another big part of your relationship with this god is sitting there and choosing A. or B.

Blue or Red.

1 or 2.

And on.

And on.

And on.

There are times when you will question how the hell this man made it to becoming a god.

Let alone how he is still alive.

~

In short: When it comes down to it. You are dealing with a god that loves you, but is not good at showing it. And can't make decisions for shit-.

Word count: 455

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Imagine

Compliant darling

Buff but sensitive darling child (Platonic)

Bold darling

Out spoken puppy darling

Forehead kisses

Drunk mental break down

God schlatt with a compliant darling

Blob darling

Domain traveler (God! Schlatt)

Why the gods see you as they do.

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For the all DSMP Gods ask, I raise you this: Darling is a skilled mediator (and quite possible manipulator) who now walks freely between the various gods' domains. (Ace Anon)

These are going to be fairly short since it's a lot of characters :)

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, stalking, mention of being kidnapped, very brief mention of eating humans, manipulation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

HA! You'll be lucky to get this man's attention. He'll be too caught up in his feast and his wine. Likely the only reason he actually saw you was through the reflection of the red wine in his glass. He'll demand who you are, and what you are doing there. And once you answer his more or less demanding questions, he will offer you a small bite of his feast. Say. No. And every single time, keep saying no. Schlatt will eventually stop asking you, But congratulations! You got another God's attention! It won't be long before you're sitting in his lap while he feasts away on the human flesh...

MASTERLIST !

last updated 03-17-2024

JSCHLATT ☆ﾐ

❥ mutual break up series

❥ interview

❥ short reader

❥ activist reader

❥ trans masc reader

❥ sheep reader, cockwarming with c! schlatt

❥ latina reader: pt 1, pt 2, la pulga

❥ gf that acts like a dude: pt 1, pt 2

❥ drunk schlatt n his gf

❥ confident over text, shy irl

❥ overdressed/high maintenance gf, hyper fem s/o

❥ famous metal gf

❥ bigger streamer, secretly crushing on schlatt, schlatt hiding his crush

❥ first kiss

❥hitting a creep

❥ guilty pleasure: pt 1, pt 2

❥ first time smoking w him

❥ bimbo reader,

❥ valentine’s day

❥ sub schlatt

❥ villain schlatt: pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

❥ goofy dad schlatt

❥ comforting him

❥ home sick

❥ hugs from behind

❥ house wife: pt 1, pt 2

❥ pregnancy: can’t resist, tittymilk, milk thoughts, finding out he’s gonna be a dad

❥ schlatt gets sick

❥ unpaid intern: thoughts, pervy jay, apart of the stream, cumming early, chokehold, worships you

❥ johnny (otk iq test): johnny n bimbo reader, play fighting, the bet

❥ Jay n Johnny: pervs, johnny finds jay’s stash, teaming up, johnny fucking jay, wrong name, the parent trap, jay’s first date, jay and johnny mutual break up, ass or tits, arguing over your underwear, jay’s first date pt. 2, fucking you at the same time

❥ vtuber s/o

❥ restaurant au: thoughts, hcs pt 1, hcs pt 2

❥ sensitive waist

❥ inappropriate songs

❥ crunchy gf thoughts

❥ pierced nipples, fresh piercings

❥ getting you to sleep

❥ british s/o

❥ finding you online

❥ kissing you on stream

❥ breeding kink

❥ southern/cowboy schlatt: hcs

❥ sensitive nipples

❥ oblivious s/o

❥ LC! schlatt: nervous, hcs

❥ eating u out on a call

❥ comfort

❥ shaking ass laying down

❥ FWB

❥ Lingerie

❥ short s/o

TED NIVISON ☆ﾐ

❥ teddy and theo mutual break up

❥ teddy and theo ass or tits

❥ theo n bimbo gf

❥ the bet

Hello fellow readers, I am wirting a irl!Schlatt angst fluff fanfic, Would you guys be Interested in it ?

Short Preview

J:It's you, I have loved you for a very long time and I tryed not to but I could'nt, my Heart simply cound not bear the Thought of not Loving you.

He slowly lets me go and takes a step back before storming out.

Let me know what you think.

Ok guys gonna update the Schlatt fic soon

And I have a new Idea for a Jack Manifold fic were My oc is Pregnant and there are just moments during the pregnancy. Tell me if you guys like the idea.

Did I Ruin everything?

Requested (Yes/No)

Jschlatt

Warnings: Angst

It has been almost 3 years since I have last seen the Lunch club, we lived together in California and since we moved in together when we were 18, I have been and still am Madly in love with my Best friend. I never told him, the one time I wanted to tell him he told me that he had a Girlfriend, so I didn’t tell him.

Well today we are going to meet up well Charlie, Ted, Schlatt and I in LA. My Flight from Germany was exhausting but when I see the Boys standing there Waiting for me, I get Hyper again. When Charlie sees me, he starts running towards me, I start running too and hug him.

C: I missed you !

J: I missed you more !

C: I know who you missed the most.

He whispered in my ear, Charlie is the only one who knows about my Crush I go beet Red and I slap his Arm.

J: You ass !

The next one I hug is Ted.

T: Why hello there Miss Star.

J: Hello there Mr. Teddy bear.

We both laugh and then It’s mine and Schlatt’s turn to hug, well we hug and for me it’s the best felling I had in a very long time, I really did miss him the most and my Crush is far mor than just a Crush I am in love with him.

S: So how have you been ?

We walk to Ted’s Car.

J: Good, the Flight was exhausting though.

As Ted drives, we sing loud to songs and at Ted’s he gives me a Tour and Shows me where I sleep. I have my own Room while Charlie and Schlatt share one, Which Schlatt jokingly Complains about. But now it is time to sleep but I can’t, so I get up and Walk to Teds Room.

J: Teddy ?

T: Hm ?

J: Can I stream in your Recording room ?

T: Sure, just close the door.

J: Thank you.

He nods and proceeds to Sleep. I go to my Room put on a hoodie, brush my hair, and grab my Guitar before going to Ted’s Recording room. I start his Computer, log in with my Twitch and Discord and Start Streaming.

J: Hello my Lovely Stars, I’m currently in a different location than normally, if you haven’t watched or Listened to the Chuckle Sandwich podcast episode and Don’t know it. I am at Ted’s! Oh, and please listen to the best Podcast, Since I am not at home, I can’t play my Games, but I can answer questions and I have my guitar with me.

After one hour of streaming, I get a dono.

Dono: Hey Jane, can you Play one of your older songs ?

J: Um, Sure.

I grab my Guitar.

J: Hm, Ok I have one that I wrote like 3 Years ago and no one got to Hear it jet, so it’s very special

( You belong with me from Taylor swift)

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset She's going off about something that you said 'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like And she'll never know your story like I do But she wears short skirts I wear T-shirts She's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one Who understands you Been here all along So, why can't you see? You belong with me You belong with me

Walk in the streets with you in your worn-out jeans I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be Laughing on a park bench thinking to myself Hey, isn't this easy? And you've got a smile That can light up this whole town I haven't seen it in a while Since she brought you down You say you're fine, I know you better than that Hey, what you doing with a girl like that? She wears high heels I wear sneakers She's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one Who understands you Been here all along So, why can't you see? You belong with me Standing by and waiting at your backdoor All this time how could you not know, baby? You belong with me You belong with me Oh, I remember you driving to my house In the middle of the night I'm the one who makes you laugh When you know you're 'bout to cry And I know your favorite songs And you tell me 'bout your dreams Think I know where you belong Think I know it's with me Can't you see that I'm the one Who understands you? Been here all along So, why can't you see? You belong with me Standing by and waiting at your backdoor All this time how could you not know, baby? You belong with me You belong with me You belong with me Have you ever thought just maybe You belong with me? You belong with me

While I was singing, I shed a few tears, after I finished, I put my guitar to the side and Chat was going wild.

Dono: Who was that song about ?

J: The song was about someone that I was deeply in love with, but I never told them, so it means a lot to me and well they had a girlfriend, and she didn’t like me, and I didn’t like her, but that was in the Past and I am over them.

I look at the Time.

J: Ok, I have been streaming for over an hour now, I think it’s time to sleep now for you and for me love you Guys Bye Bye !

I stop the stream Raiding to Tommy and start Crying, I don’t hear the door open, but I feel the Arms around me, Schlatt.

S: You good ?

I shake my head but lean against his Chest.

J: No.

S: What’s wrong some Dumb haters I have to kill ?

J: No

S: What you Talked about, the Man from the song, Do I know him ?

J: Yeah.

S: Well who is he ?

J: Why ?

S: So I can Punch him.

I chuckle.

J: Pretty funny seeing you punch yourself but go ahead.

He looks at me Dumbfound.

S: Huh ?

J:It's you, I have loved you for a very long time and I tryed not to but I could'nt, my Heart simply cound not bear the Thought of not Loving you.

He slowly lets me go and takes a step back before storming out and I just sit there and Take a deep breath before shutting down the Computer and going back to bed. I start Thinking about Schlatt, stuff we did and the Moment I realized that I was In love with him.

Flashback

I run to Schlatt’s room and Jump on his bed next to him.

J: It’s dinnertime Asshead.

I look to the side and he’s already looking at me.

J: What ?

S: You jumped on my Arm you Bitch !

J: Sorry !

I get up and Pull him with me.

J: But It’s Pizza time !

S: Race you to it !

He starts running, I sprint after him.

J: Hey unfair !

He laughs but I push him aside into Charlies room and proceed running to the Kitchen.

S: Hey that’s Cheating !

J: So is an Early Start but jet here we are !

In the Kitchen I am almost touching the Counter.

J: Yay I won !

Suddenly just before I touch the counter I get picked up from behind.

S: Not if can prevent it !

He spins us around and touches the counter with his back.

J: You Asshole !

C: Technically you both won you were touching eachother !

S: Dang it !

J: Hahaha I still winnnnnn, Aaaaah….

He throws me on the couch.

J: Why ?

S: You were getting heavy !

He hands me my Pizza and sits down next to me.

C: Hey scoot over

J: Where to you bumbass ?!

Schlatt pulls me onto his Lap and keeps eating, I slightly blush and see Charlie wiggling his eyebrows, so I Kick him. I look at Schlatt and the I realized it I am in Love with him !

Flashback end

It’s never going to be like that again, because I ruined it.

Did I Ruin everything? Part 2

Requested (Yes/No)

Jschaltt

Warnings: Angst, Sexual asult, Tried Rape, Cursing, Violence

Few days Later

The last 3 days Schlatt has been Ignoring me completely. I barely see him and when I do, he doesn’t even look at me and I’m sick of it. I can’t sleep at night and when I do it’s restless and barely an hour or two long and I’m just exhausted and done with it. S o when Charlie and Ted are out Grocery shopping, I try to talk to him.

J: Can we talk, please ?

He ignores me.

J: Schlatt ?

Still nothing tears threaten to spill.

J: Don’t just ignore me, scream at me, hate me anything but don’t Ignore me. I know I ruined everything, and you hate me but that’s ok just please say something.

Tears stream down my cheeks and he still says nothing.

J: Nothing really, Ok.

I go to my room slam the door shut and slip down the door before calling Charlie.

C: Yes

J: I’m going to stay at a hotel for the night till I find a flight back home, just Calling that you don’t have to worry about me.

Bevor he can say anything else I hang up and pack my bag then book a hotel Room and go to the door waiting for a moment to see if Schlatt follows but he doesn’t so I go. At the hotel I check in, go to my room throw my bag on the bed and head out to the bar a block away and start drinking with hope to forget everything at least for one night.

3 hours Later

I’m drunker than I ever been before, I head out when suddenly someone pulls me into an back alley.

J: H-Hey !

A disgusting looking man tries to grab me.

J: Let me go !

I try to push him away but with the alcohol in my system I’m weak and he doesn’t even budge.

J: HELP !

Tears stream down my Cheeks as I go to Shout again the man puts his hand over my Mouth rips my shirt of and starts opening my Pants when he suddenly gets pulled away. Sink to the floor and start sobbing, someone tries to touch me, but I flinch away and hide myself when someone speaks softly.

?: Hey should we call someone ?

J: Schlatt.

They grab my phone from the floor, I didn’t even notice that it was thrown away, and they try to call him.

?: He’s not picking up.

I sob more, he’s not even picking up.

J: C-Charlie.

He calls him and talks to hi for a moment.

?: They’re on their way.

I nod an then the Police shows up and they want to talk to me but I can’t stop sobbing and Crying they give me a blanked while arresting the man and Talk to the men that saved me when suddenly I hear Schlatt’s Voice.

S: Where is she ?!

I look up and storm to him and hug him, while crying in his chest, he holds me against him.

S: It’s ok I’m here.

J: I’m Sorry

S: Hey, no it’s not your Fault !

He puts his Jacked around me and I calm down then I see Charlie and Ted talking to the men and everything gets to much the police, me being drunk, the situation, the Cameras so I just pass out.

When I wake up, I’m laying in someone’s bed I look around and see Schlatt sitting on a chair next to me and suddenly I remember everything and start crying again and Schlatt looks alerted to me.

S: Hey, What’s wrong ?

I shake my head, he sits next to me on the Bed and Hugs me.

S: I’m sorry.

J: About what ?

S: Ignoring you.

I nod.

S: I don’t hate you, it’s the opposite.

I look at him.

J: What ?

S: I’m also in love with you.

J: B-But why did you ignore me ?

S: I didn’t believe it, I thought I was dreaming again.

He looks at me.

S: And I couldn’t go through that again just to know that I would wake up and-and …

I kiss him, and he kisses back after a few shock seconds.

J: You Truly are an Idiot you know ?

S: But I’m your Idiot you Bitch !

I laugh and snuggle against him.

S: Does that mean we’re dating ?

J: If you want to.

S: Yes, but will you be my Girlfriend ?

J: Yes !

I kiss him again.

Hello, children. You are not welcome here! Fuck off.

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(I'm remaking my intro post.)

About Me:

• Amalia, 18, AFAB (she/her/hers), NEW YAWK!!!

• Previously softlilbunbun

People I Do Not Want Here:

- Fuckin' CHILDREN - that includes YOU, 17-year-olds! 🫵🏻

- Fuckin' WEIRDOS (pedophiles, hebephiles, ephebophiles)

- Fuckin' ASSHOLES (racists, homophobes, transphobes, etc.)

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Stuff I'm Into:

Jschlatt. That's the whole skit.

• BDSM

• Rape (might write this, might not)

• Pet play

• I can't think of everything

Stuff I Am Not Into:

(Most of this is self-explanatory.)

• Fuckin' body fluids (scat / watersports / emetophilia / etc.) || Cum and some piss are exceptions. 🤤

• Fuckin' people up (gore / blood / mutilation)

• Fuckin' really weird shit (that I'm not into)

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