Eerie, Ooky And Maybe Even A Little Spooky

Eerie, ooky and maybe even a little spooky👁

Dandelions and daisies commish

Question… could the 3 known archons (Zhongli = Geo/God of War/Contracts, Venti = Anemo/God of Freedom, and Baal/Ei = Electro/God of Eternity) have a fighting chance against the DSMP gods?

For context, Zhongli can literally summon a giant ass meteor, Venti can make a temporary vortex, and Ei can kinda just

Make everyone give an extra spicy slash

Um...yes, I believe so. Though the real question is, would there be any survivors?

(also sorry, I haven't played genshin impact in a long time and played very little of it.)

tbh I’d feel bad for whoever got Monty. Aggressive gator robot would not make a good yandere

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Yeah I do wish good luck to them. That would be fucking horrifying

Art by Richard Sigamani

Can we get Techno with a darling that talk in their native language when they’re scared?

Sorry if it's short :/

Triggers: obsessive behaviors, intentionally causing destress/fear, mention of psychological torture, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Technoblade

Techno absolutely loves this.

He already is very interested in your native culture.

So when he hears you speak in your native language he is infatuated.

Techno will also try his best to learn your native language.

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But, back on topic.

It does not take Techno long to pick up on this little habit of yours.

He notices it almost immediately actually.

So when he hears' you start to speak in your native language, he comes running if he is not the cause of your fear.

What dare scare his dearest?

Are you hurt?

What happened?!

Techno has a billion possibilities running through his head.

The voices don't help either.

They simply fill his fear by giving him more terrifying ideas.

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That is how he'll react if he is the one NOT CAUSING your fear…

But it is a whole different story if he is the one CAUSING your fear.

I do pray for you if he is the one causing your fear.

Usually you speak in your native language when you're even the slightest bit scared.

Whether it be a jump scare and you screaming a curse word.

Or when you're nervous and spout out mumbles of your native language.

And every mumble will fill Techno with a sick satisfaction.

But Techno isn't the only thing that has noticed your little habit.

The voices have as well.

And by gods do they find it entertaining to scare you, just to hear you stumble over yourself in your native tongue.

As a matter of fact the voices go out of their way to scare you.

As much as Techno hates hurting you, there will also be a little part of him that enjoys it.

A little part of him that loves hearing your heart rate pick up.

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In short: It's best to occupy him with teaching him your native language...or keeping this little habit of yours under control...

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Thanks for reading!