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Dream Smp Reacting to a Witch!Hybrid Part 2

Pronouns: They/them

Includes: Schlatt, Technoblade, Tubbo (PLATONIC), Ranboo (PLATONIC)

Warnings: Slight angst if you squint (Schlatt and Ranboo)

A/N: Y'ALL I NEARLY CRIED WHEN I CHECKED THE MORNING AFTER I POSTED THE FIRST PART (/hj). I was not expecting to get as much notes as I did, I'm so happy that people are enjoying what I'm writing!

Also, I am writing Schlatt from the Manburg v. Pogtopia war and Techno, Tubbo, and Ranboo from the current (season 3 I think lol) time in the streams. Sorry that Ranboo's headcanon is a little short 😅.

Once again, feedback is always welcome! Whether it's a reblog with some constructive criticism or a private message, I'd appreciate anything I could get. And if you don't feel like saying anything that's okay, too!

(NOT MY GIF)

Schlatt

It was a pretty bad day for you

While searching for supplies, you were captured by Manburg forces

On the way to a holding cell, you and the captors (which were Quackity and Fundy) were brought to a stop by a tall ram hybrid

He snarled at the two men and they quickly let you go before walking away

He rolled his eyes at the sight of the other hybrid

"What were you doing near the walls?"

"I was gathering supplies for a potion-"

"Are you good at making potions?"

"I mean I'm part witch so I'm decent."

He hummed and crossed his arms

"Snarky, rebellious, and a hybrid? You must be after my own heart."

He looked you up and down before smirking

Y'all know what smirk I'm talking about

"How about this: you work for me and I'll give you protection throughout my nation and all the resources you could ask for."

After that day, you reluctantly worked for him, often sending him glares whenever you thought he wasnt looking

"Look at that asshole, I bet he gives good hugs. >:( "

You and Schlatt are literally the dictionary definition of the enemies to lovers trope

You guys are either at each other's throats or shamelessly making heart eye

When he's making sure everyone is being productive, he always stays a little while longer

Schlatt will legit spend the day with you so he could "examine your effectiveness during work"

Totally not flirting with you and pulling you close to him whenever you so much as looked at him

Schlatt totally keeps at least 20 potions you made in his office

Not really because he's using them, but because he just likes to be reminded of you

But if anyone asks him he'll get incredibly defensive and say that they are for professional reasons

Absolutely not because he has a big fat crush on you

He tells you corny shit all the time

"Hey, Y/n, I need you to turn someone into a frog."

"Is everyday Halloween for you?"

"I'll give you 30 bucks if you can fly away on that broomstick."

He may take a long time to admit it but loves you so much

Technoblade

Phil introduced you to one another

You and Phil had been friends for a while before he introduced you to each other

You were dropping off some potions for him in the Antarctic Empire when a piglin walked in the door

The blonde smiled and walked towards his friend

"Oh hey, Techno! How was the nether?"

The piglin huffed and started to walk away before Phil put a hand on his shoulder

"We have a guest, this is Y/n."

You smiled and gave a small wave

"It's nice to meet you!"

Techno only grunted and walked to a separate room

The witch hybrid frowned before Phil laid a small hand on their shoulder

"Don't worry about him, Y/n, he's not very welcoming to strangers."

From then on, it was your mission to get him to like you

For weeks you spent making elaborate potions to try to win over some of the piglin's attention but to seemingly no avail

He would just look at the potion for a few seconds, grunt, and walk away

That was until the snowstorm

Out of nowhere, a snowstorm pummeled through the Antarctic Empire

Technoblade found you in the snow and took you inside the house, laying you next to the fire

After a few hours, you slowly opened your eyes

Where am I?

Why was it so warm?

Was I kidnapped on the way to see Phil?

"You were passed out in the snow."

You quickly sat up, thinking he had read your mind as he grabbed a potion

He walked over to you, offering the glass

"It's one of the health potions you made me. Please, drink up."

"You actually kept those?"

He nodded, moving to a seperate chair

"They are... actually pretty useful."

After a few minutes of warming up and awkward silence, you spoke up with a small smile

"Thank you, Techno."

The next couple of weeks were spent giving each other small acts of affection

You'd give him more potions and he'd spend more time with you

He claimed that he was just "protecting you in case of another storm" but we all know that man is soft for you

He likes using both his own and potions he gets from you

He's confident in his ability to brew potions but he finds the fact that it is a product of your doing to be comforting

Techno did everything in his power to keep you away from violence, but it usually didn't work

Even though he cared about your safety more than anything else, he needed your expertise in case he or his allirs were to get hurt

But he still needs at least an hour to hold you afterwards, mumbling about how worried he was for you and how he loves and appreciates that you do this for him

Tubbo

You were the best potion brewer on the SMP

Late for a therapy appointment and need to get there ASAP without it lasting for a long time? You make a potion of swiftness that will last for 45 seconds

Super stressed for an exam you have tomorrow? How lucky it is that you make a potion of fixation so you can study hard for a few hours

Everyone came to you for potions of all, whether is was simple or incredibly specific

And that's how you met Tubbo

He knew about your reputation as the best witch on the server and he was in dire need of a potion

This is why he stood at your door with his very tired child sniffling in his arms

"Hey, I know it's late but do you have something that could help my son? He has this cold and won't sleep because of a cough. I really just need him to feel better and-"

"Oh I can try to help with that! Just give me a few minutes to make sure the potion is safe for him."

He nodded and followed you back inside

You led him to sit on a small couch with the baby zombie piglin and walked towards your brewing stand

After a few minutes, you smiled and sat next to Tubbo

"I usually don't make potions for children, but this should be the right dosage for your son."

He let out a sigh of relief and gently took the potion

"Thank you so much, is there anyway I can repay you?"

"No payment necessary! I'm just happy to help your son."

Tubbo looked taken aback but suddenly smirked at you

"We should capitalize on this >:) ."

The next few days were spent at Snowchester, learning how to start your own business from Tubbo

You quickly became friends with him

After starting your business, you made regular trips to Snowchester

Sometimes it was to drop potions off for clients, other times it was to cause absolute chaos with your best friend

Whether that be selling powerful potions or pulling pranks on anyone in sight

One of your favorite pranks was when you and him gave Tommy a potion of emense strength and when he went to give Quackity a pat on the back he sent him flying out the window

Luckily he was able to fall into water but the sight of the usually charismatic and stoic casino man screaming like a toddler at Tommy for trying to kill him

Of course both of you explained what happened through wheezes and watched as the two turned tomato red

"That wasn't funny at all-"

"It was hilarious!"

"It was kind of funny, Big Q."

"You children don't get to speak."

"It was a little amusing..."

"BRUH-"

You and Tubbo are a chaotic force of nature in a very good way

Ranboo

Let's be honest

You meet the enderman hybrid through Tubbo

The poor boy is too awkward and busy taking care of his son to be making a lot of acquaintances

So building off of how you met his husband, you were probably introduced to each other soon after meeting Tubbo

You meet him when you go to check on Michael after his visit

Tubbo introduces you, of course

"Ranboo, this is Y/n! They are the witch that helped Michael feel better."

And he honestly didn't need to hear anything else before determining that he liked you

After all, you helped one of the most important people in his life, so you must be a good person!

Once you started visiting Snowchester more, the two of you became close friends!

You found the hybrid incredibly interesting

He would always be happy for you to test new potions on him, too

You enjoyed the challenge of figuring out what ingredients would be most effective for his genetics, while Ranboo was happy to be helping a friend and learning a bit along the way

He absolutely gets all of his potions from you

You are one of the few people that not only have the skill to make quality potions, but to also know what would work for the hybrid's body

You two are one of the more calmer friends

Rather than pulling off pranks or causing chaos, you guys mostly just walk around the server and talk about what's going on

Your friendship is wholesome af

✮𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗲 - 𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲✮

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Hello! With Techno having returned to the SMP with a jail break, why not a lil imagine

Let me know if I've made any grammatical errors or need to add a CW :)

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Gender-Neutral pronouns Word Count: 1.5k CW: Reader has bad mental health, mentions of not eating, cursing

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"Holy fuck Phil" Techno breathed heavily, clutching his stomach as he curled in on himself.

"It worked!" Phil was ecstatic. The plan to get his best friend out of jail had actually w o r k e d. 3 months late mind you. Phil was too excited to notice the look of worry on his best friends face. A rare sight that Phil seemed to skim over. Heaving, Techno gripped the back of his chair to stand himself upright, trying to catch his breath. Which ultimately didn't work when what little oxygen that had entered his lungs were immediately coughed out as Phil tackled him into a hug. Techno froze. Dream wasn’t exactly the most affectionate. Especially not to Technoblade. He hasn’t had any type of affection since the day he decided to visit. which happened to be a kiss and a hug from you. Techno shook his head, wasting no time in grabbing Phils shoulders and pushing him off of him. Phil stared at Techno incredulously, disbelief. His best friend that had disappeared for 3 months was finally back.

And still as cold as ever.

Technoblade stared at Philza intensely, stilling gripping the shorter man by the shoulders.

"You alright mate?" Techno twitched as he heard the words fall from Phil’s mouth. Oh how he had longed to hear him talk. Not that he would ever verbally admit it. He coughed, averting his eyes down to his pants as he pretended to wipe off any dust.

"Uh... yeah I am fine Phil." Phil quirked his head to the side, a soft smile on his face as he looked at Techno. Standing awkwardly in silence, Technoblades worry had returned. Remembering what he needed from Phil. A simple request really.

"Phil. Where are they?"

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Angry was an understatement. He had left you for 3 months. MONTHS without a word or a trace.

Interrogating Phil for Technos whereabouts was no use. Every time he saw you for even a split second, he would be flying away surrounded by his crows. In the beginning, he would talk to you. Saying,

"Nah, haven't heard anything from Techno, sorry mate" "Oh you know how he is, he's probably gone to let out some steam. He'll be back soon enough"

But by week 2 of the questioning, he began getting fed up. Knowing he wouldn't be able to face you without cracking.

Each day was harder and harder to cope with. Things in your life had started to crumble and completely fall apart. You never realised how much you needed Techno, well, depended on Techno to support you emotionally. You had Ranboo, but nowadays he's with Tubbo and Michael nearly 24/7. There was Philza, but he's been avoiding you, knowing Technoblade wouldn’t want you to know where his was.

Things had gotten tough alone in the Tundra. You refused to go to Technos house, hell you refused to even leave your own. You had stopped catering to your farm, letting Phil do all of the dirty work. Eating became minimal. Only doing so when you truly had to. These past 3 months were probably the worst months of your entire life. The only thing occupying your time is being curled up in a ball in your bed. Swaddled in blankets as a baby would be.

So when you heard those 4 rhythmic knocks you had been longing to hear for these past few months. Your heart raced, excitement blooming. A smile stretched towards your eyes, causing the apples of your cheeks to turn a bright red, eyes crinkling. Desperately trying not to get tangled within the sheets, you bolted out of your room and down the stairs to open your front door. Hoping, wishing, knowing, who was going to be behind it. As expected, when you opened the door. There stood the Blood God himself.

His usual soft pink hair, now matted and frizzy, no longer in a braid. His bright ruby eyes, wearing his golden framed glasses he claims to hate so much. (which Sam so kindly let him wear in the prison as his contacts had dried out) Pointed ears adorned in gold jewellery, which he admittedly put in before he saw you as he had taken them out before he visited Dream, as Sam would have forced him to. Red robe nowhere to be seen, only wearing a cotton white shirt stained with various different patches from wearing it for so long. Stubble had grown over the lower half of his face. Techno was never able to grow a beard.

You took in his appearance, not caring how disheveled and gross he was at that moment. He was him. He was there. In person. With you. Tears immediately fell down your face, a loud sob escaping your throat. You couldn't contain yourself. All of these pent up emotions had finally been let out in one gut wrenching cry. You threw yourself at him. Taking in his warmth and scent. He snorted at your antics. Missing the way your cheek rested against his shoulder, and how your arms fit perfectly around his neck, successfully trapping him against your body.

If he thought he missed Phil, he didn't even know what this feeling was. No words could describe what he felt as he was gone. Of course he missed Phil, Phil is his best friend, his partner in crime, father-figure. But you... You were different. Technoblade loves you. Different from how he loves Phil. No, he is in love with you. Being away from you for so long with no way to contact you was eating him from the inside out. There wasn't a second he wasn't in pain in that godforsaken prison. Wanting nothing more than to hold you against his chest, cherishing in the warmth of your hands on his scalp as you massaged his head softly. As you were doing in this moment.

Your body wracked in his arms, sobbing loudly, tears making a wet patch in his shirt. Not that he minded. He pulled you impossibly closer. His head tucked in the space between your neck and shoulder just taking in your scent. Tears of his own fell down his cheeks, trying as hard as he could to suppress them, but try as he might, he ultimately failed.

"Fuck Tech" you murmured against his skin, voice wavering in the process. He inhaled a sharp breath humming in acknowledgment.

"I know" he whispered, wanting this moment to never end. Unfortunately for him you pulled away. A whine had escaped his throat at the loss of contact. If anyone could make Technoblade become vulnerable, it was you, and only you.

"God" you said staring at him once again. Your hands were resting on his shoulders as his lightly pressed against your waist, tightening the longer you stood there. Never wanting to let go of you again. "At this point..." you trailed off, trying to find the right words. You looked behind him at the snow, before looking down at your feet. Wrong move. One of Technos hands immediately left your waist to grab your face, forcing you to look him in the eyes once again.

"Please" he pleaded quietly. "Please don't look away, I'm scared I'll disappear again. That this is all a dream" His heart was thumping against his rib cage at the confession. He was almost certain you could hear it. You smiled at him softly. Lifting a hand to meet his against your cheek, nuzzling into it slightly before grabbing his and moving it back to your waist. Moving your arm back around his neck, resting in the same position as before.

Never breaking eye contact.

"I promise to never look away, unless you do it first" You bargained with him, he laughed softly. “And i promise that this isn’t a dream”

"In that case, I think we're going to be stuck on your porch for the rest of our lives." He smirked, reveling in the way your eyes crinkled as you laughed, a bright smile littering your face. You calmed down staring at him lovingly.

"At this point Techno" You continued what you were saying before Technos anxiety had spiked. "I don't give a shit about where you were or why you were gone for so long. I'm just glad you're finally back"

He giggled. Which had shocked you. You didn't think Techno even knew what giggling was, let alone having done it himself.

"I love you" He whispered as he started to lower his head towards yours.

"I love you too idiot" Murmuring just loud enough for him to hear, before meeting him half way and pressing your lips against his. His small tusks grazed your cheeks slightly, immediately lighting up with blush. God how you had missed this feeling. The kiss was soft. But passionate. Pouring both of your emotions into it. The grip he had on your waist lightened before he wrapped his arms around your lower back, pulling you as close as humanly possible. The two parted for a split second to catch their breath before diving back in.

They had a lot of catching up to do.

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Did anyone else see Phil read technos will live??? I sobbed. It wasn't even sad.

Thats a lie i am lying to myself.

Have a good day/night :)

-Birdy

(Not a request)

(I will also be using this "form" of technoblade in this fic) (btw this isn't my art, the original artist is here @ArtLinxi)

~<{-Technoblade-}>~

Taming God

'Life up in the heavens was, for the most part, perfect. It's something that mortals don't even have the brain power to imagine. It looks like whatever you want up here. If you like it raining, it shall rain. Snowing, it shall snow. It is like this for everyone in the heavens. The heavens are a place only the gods may travel to and from. No mortal greedy hands may even graze the silk clouds. They may only look at it with hopeful and envious eyes. Even when the mortals were first made, they tried their damn best to reach the holy deity of nature. Some tried to fool them, and say they were trying to thank them.

The Deity of nature is no fool. As punishment the holy being made the animals mute, and put boundaries so the flying mortals could not reach her.'

His eyes looked at the words, as he read in a low whisper. He had practically already memorized this book with the amount of times he had read it. The piglin hybrid closed the worn out book with a small 'pat' coming from the book as it's hard cover closed. He set it down, his ears twitching in the direction of the crackles from the fire. It's warm light reflected onto his paleish skin.

A long exhausted sigh left the pink haired man's lips, as he leaned back into the deep red soft chair. To him it was his humble throne, a place where you can watch the world fall apart and rebuild itself again. Or and that's what he liked to believe. On days when he was snowed in like he had been for the past few days, he always picked up that one book. The book that described the rise in the fall of every creature on this world. It describes the deity of nature, and how cruel but kind they could be. One quote had always stuck out to the Piglin mix. The quote read, "The nature deity is kind, but never fair."The quotes stood out like a dandelion in the garden. It's words spoke so true, but he just kept reading the book to read over that line just one more time. Oh how he wished he would one day be able to meet the fine Deity that was described in the book. The book would describe how soft their hair was, how no fine silks could even compare. It described how gentle their touch was. It's said that the bird's feathers compared to their touch felt like a rock. The books spoke of how delicate their voice was, in sirens of the seas could only wish to mock their tone. The book's words described how the deity's eyes could pierce one soul, but make an entire universe's knees weak with just a wink.

But as the hours passed as the man kept reading the book, the snow began to clear. And he was able to go outside once again. He did have some errands to run, so he suited himself up with the finest armor that he had. And went out on his journey.

The piglin hybrid had traversed through many different biomes through his days, but this one was different…

He has come across it while emerging from a nether portal, and has expected the normal grassy valley that was so we'll known. But instead he was met with a forest full of every different kind of tree. Green grass littered the ground, with flowers of all kinds spreading their places on the ground. There was a slight breeze blowing leaves on the trees. Letting the small thimble of leaves echo through the forest. As the anarchist hunter cautious, yet curiously began to explore this new found terrain. His eyes wandered every inch of the world. His ears picked up the sound of a nearby river, and his nose overwhelmed with all the floral smells. As his booted feet took delicate steps, his royal looking red cape dragged on the ground slightly. He was uninterrupted, as he kept walking through the forest. Until his ears twitched, picking up the soft humming of a different being. His eyes directed themselves into the direction of the noises, as he unsheathed his sword. He made careful and slow movements to the sound. It seemed whenever the humming began, a small breeze picked up. As the pink haired hybrid came upon the sound, his eyes grew wide. Staying hidden behind the trees he stared at you.

You were just how they describe in the book, but so much better! Your

hair was slightly messy, in a cute way, it was decorated with flowers and flower crowns. You had multiple horns atop your head. One pair was on the middle of your head, of which resembled an elk's. They stood tall, but intertwined with the air and separated in every other direction. Vines of lavender had climbed themselves up and onto these horns. While sitting on the side of your head were ram like horns, that twisted in what seemed like a never-ending spiral. Various different rings decorated these. The last set of horns resembled a backwards L-shape. With the pointed end connected to your head. These horns wore small flower crowns at the base. The garments that you wore were loose and flowy, stopping just above your knees, the sleeves seemed to represent wings. The colors of your clothing were indescribable. You sat on the ground, in a patch of grass, as your fingers delicately plucked the strings of the harp. Humming along to the tone.

The piglin found himself, slowly walking closer, but with his lack of focus he carelessly moved his foot right in front of a root that decided today would be a great day to stick out of the ground. And just as every other living being with legs trips, so does the blood god. The man fell face forward, with a pokey bush to help cushion his fall!

The sudden noise caused you to jump up, and back away, ready to use your godly abilities to scare away any danger. A groan left the bush where the piglin landed. You frowned your brows, and your goat-like ears on the side of your head twitched.

"Who goes there?" You ask firmly, "Friend or foe? I demand, as the ruler of this great land you show yourself!"

The man in the bushes, heart skipped many beats. You were so firm with your orders.. The piglin was quick to stand, with his hands raised and walked out from the shadows.

"My name is Technoblade," he said, walking forward enough for you to see him. "I am a friend…"

You stood tall, despite your size difference, (him being taller/slightly taller depending on your height).

"What is your business here?" You demand.

This caught Technoblade off guard. But how could anyone be on guard in this place? It was wonderful, and if the garden of Eden was real this place would put it to shame. Technoblade stuttered, trying to find an answer. His mind seemed to completely stop in time, his throat closed up and his palms grew sweaty. He cleared his throat, and in return you grew impatient.

"Well? Answer my question!"

"I-i was wandering around and came across this place-" he tried to explain, but was quickly interrupted by the tirade that was you.

"How did you get in here?"

"What magic did you use to find me?"

"Are you here to cause harm?"

"Did a witch put you up to this?"

"Did you come here to harm my children of the world?"

"Did one of the other gods put you up to this?"

"Why are you here?"

"Why did you come to me?"

"Who told you about this place?"

You spoke with a raised voice, keeping your firm tone.

Technoblade stumbled over his words trying to answer your abundance of questions. Though the more you inquired Techno, he noticed the sky greyed with the incoming rain clouds.

"Hey! Hello?" You waved your hands in the air to get his attention.

Your tries succeeded, as his eyes went from the sky back into you. But instead of answering your question, to your displeasure, he gave you a confused hum. You glared at him, getting a better look at the man standing in front of you. He stood at about 6'2-6'3. He had ear's similar to yours, where they stuck out from the side of your head. His ears wore beautiful gold earrings of varying styles. He wore a crown, and a loose white dress shirt. His hair looked soft, and was a light color of pink. He had styled it in a loose half up half down. But the thing that stuck out most to you, was his red kings cape, it was beautiful. In other words...he was handsome. You were quickly knocked from your thoughts when the man named Technoblade began to talk.

"Well, I got here through a nether portal. I thought this place was odd, so I began to walk around. That's when I heardyour humming, and was curious. I may assure you oh great deity; I had no ill intentions." He tried to reassure you.

You didn't let your guard down, but you did lower your shoulders slightly.

"...So you need help getting out of here?"

"Yes." Technoblade nodded, his hair bouncing slightly with his nod.

You sighed, as you began to walk closer to Technoblade, you earned the reaction of him backing away slightly. In return you raised a brow and laughed like a child.

"What are you scared?" You teased.

You only earned a huff from the piglin like man. With the roll of your eyes, the two of you were off to find the nether portal Technoblade had entered through.

You had barely started the small search, and it was already agonizingly quiet. The only sound that filled the large space between you two was the crunching of sticks and leaves under your feet. Not even the bird's tweets were loud enough.

"So...um... Technoblade right?" You said, making a weak attempt to try and start a conversation.

"Yes." He answered bluntly.

You only nodded in response. As the time flowed by, you kept count of every single minute. You flipped your head back in annoyance, this made Technoblade tilt his head in confusion.

"How long did you walk?" You complained.

Technoblade shrugged slightly, "I'm not sure, I got lost…"

You mumbled a complaint under your breath. You weren't normally like this, it's just that he interrupted your harp time! You would be fine, any other time. You had stopped in your tracks, have had enough of this mindless wondering. You placed your hand onto a tree, letting the rough texture of the bark rub against your soft palms. You lifted your head with a small slant, allowing more smells to flood into your nose. And your ears twitched slightly forward allowing sounds to crowd within your hearing.

As the smell of rotting flesh, and a misty ghost cry hit your hearing and smell you immediately knew where the portal was. You took off running, catching Technoblade off guard he kept to hurry after you.

You two had been running for less than two minutes before you reached the portal. But unlike you normally would, you wanted to walk this Technoblade back to his residents completely. You have no idea what caused this feeling, maybe it was because the silence that you two shared, it wasn't uncomfortable. Silence was oddly satisfying, and filling of the heart. The feeling reminded you of when you were young and just finished a huge feast. I would leave you with this aching stomach, but you had no regrets because it was delicious. The warm food going down your throat was comforting. You straightened out your shoulders before speaking.

"I wish to walk you fully back to your home, to make sure you get there safely."

Technoblade was a bit taken aback, but he walked over to you and stood at your side. A slight expression of worry coated his face.

"Are you sure you'll be okay in the nether?" He asked with a thread of concern lacing his words. He only earned a nod in response.

As the two of you continued your journey to his home in the tundra, you began to open up slightly. You learned about his anarchist views, and how he has a slight constant want for violence and chaos. This confused you ever so slightly, it reminded you of the war God. But as he opened up like a chest bearing treasures that you could never have imagined, he kept trying to pry your lock to open yours. He was so willing to tell you about his life, well most of it anyways. He wasn't going around telling people about the voices all willy-nilly.

But the constant prying at the lock of your chest finally broke, it shattered across the ground like a vase as if a child would break it. The blade had finally gotten you to open up. To tell him about your life is a deity. What it's like taking care of nature, your views on humans and other creatures that build towns and fires. He asked you many questions, like,

"Why did you make natural disasters a thing?"

"How come so many things die? Do you enjoy causing that much chaos?"

"How come you made this creature this way?"

"Do you ever regret any of your creations?"

"Describe the heavens to me, won't you?"

"Where do us mortals go when we die?"

He bombarded you with these questions as you had bombarded him earlier. Was this revenge? But with each question that he asks, You only gave a vague answer and response. But as the two of you kept walking slowly with your journey, The shadows grew closer connecting slowly. The moon rose and the sun fell, night had come.

Technoblade's guard was immediately up. You may be a deity but these dumb monsters do not know their God. You were touched by his sudden protective side.

It wasn't long before you came upon his home. If you were being honest you were quite impressed. Techno offered you inside to have a cup of tea as a thanks. Of course you accepted.

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You sat on the plush red chair, it was quite comfy. It cradled all the right points in your back, It was certainly a good chair. As you looked around you noticed that the walls were full of bookshelves. You decided to bring it up in conversation.

"So you're a big reader, huh?" You inquire informally.

"I guess you could say that, I only really do when I'm not outside or causing trouble somewhere else. Being an outlaw I can only do so many things. Reading was luckily one of those things. Anyways the tea will be ready soon." He ends off his explanation by informing you the time of your beverage will come soon.

As the time came for the tea kettle to let out it's a quite annoying screech. Your warm beverage was soon in your hand. The fresh smoke raised from the top of the cup.

A small puff of cool air from your lips, attempted to rid the drink of some of its heat. This of course was going to take more than one attempt. So instead of looking like a dying puff of fish you decide to just let it cool on its own. But when the drink is ready, your lips touch the warm cup. As you tilted it at a slant so the liquid would fall into your mouth. The warm tea made contact with your taste buds, causing a concert of flavors to run through your mouth and down your throat. The taste of lavender and honey invaded your mouth. And a content size left your lips.

"It tastes wonderful." You comment, earning but a slight knowledge from the piglin.

But the more you drink the delicious sweet tea, the lighter your head grows. Your eyelids grow heavy as if it felt like they were holding weights. A small yawn leaves you, as you quickly find yourself ascending into the world of dream. Your mind letting it state fall into the warm grasp and cuddly hold of sleep. The piglig stood by and watched, with a sickly smile painting his face.

He finally had you. The Great nature deity that they had described in the book so many times. You were his. His god. His savory, he finally had in his grasp. You were so much better than described. Your fiery personality was so much more than written down. Your beauty surpassed expectations. You were perfect for him. He had been watching you for a while. It wasn't his first time in that forest. He just played dumb so you would hopefully help him. He had always watched from a distance, watching you hum and dance around. It was a beautiful sight to see you act like that, thinking that you knew no one was around.

That book was the only thing that kept this man sane, until he could get his greedy hands onto you.

They said it was impossible. Just imaginary, to even speak to a god. Let alone kidnap you. Yet here you were, asleep and at his mercy. You truly were so naive. Now you might be questioning, how is he going to keep you locked away? Simple. He won't. He'll put you back into your little forest, but make sure he will be the only one that is able to enter and exit at will. He can't risk you getting away, or other people getting curious.

Technoblade may be a sweetheart, but he is not dumb. You are his, and you need to learn that. But it is okay, if that might take a while. He has all the time in the world for you.

~

As you awoke you found yourself on the same patch of grass that you had once sat on. You continued on about your deity life completely unaware of the

spell that he had you under. You were completely naive of your captivity, until you try to leave. It doesn't matter how hard you fight. It doesn't matter how much you believe. It doesn't matter how much faith you have. It doesn't matter how determined you are. It doesn't matter how hard-headed you've become. You will have to come to terms with the fact that you are trapped in your own home. And once you figure this out. You will realize that a mortal. A feeble mortal. A speck of dirt compared to you. A small grain of sand and times huge hourglass. A simple mortal that wants nothing but chaos.

A mortal has tamed a god.

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I absolutely loved the Techno one shot you wrote and was wondering if I could request something similar? Maybe a role reversal, as in the darling is a mortal but yan!Techno is a deity of chaos/blood? It can be headcanons of how he "met" the mortal and took a liking to them or anything you'd want to write, really! I just really liked that idea.

Thank you! I'm glad so many people liked it! And I love this request ❤️

Triggers: gore described in detail, swearing, degration (not the kinky kind), god complex (?), And moderate yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

-Technoblade-

I have a feeling Technoblade would be a lot more... aggressive and mean than normal Technoblade would be.

Like, he would want you to bow to him instead of him bowing to you.

But I think a just as equally aggressive and stubborn darling would suit him best.

How would you two meet?

~

Technoblade, a rough translation to "Blood God" from African origins.

Also translates to, "The immortal blood king," and "Never dying master of blood."

He was a ruthless god, known for starting wars just to cure his boredom.

To him, humans were just like a game of chess.

But here's the thing…

Chess is a boring game if you don't have someone to play with.

And Technoblade was growing bored of single player chess.

And a bored god of chaos is a no no.

That is when he came across you.

Technoblade had decided to come down from the heavens to walk among the land of mortals.

He usually didn't do this, as he'd prefer not to walk with peasants.

But, in a desperate attempt to cure his boredom, he decided to take a quiet walk in a big forest.

Meanwhile you were running with a bag full of little goodies from a nearby village.

You were running from the angry villagers and an iron golem.

You were glancing behind you, and weren't paying attention to the god in front of you.

Once you saw you had lost the villagers you looked ahead, only to be met with white shirt, and a little bit of a males chest.

You slammed into the god, and you were the only one to end up on the ground.

Technoblade looked surprised for a second before looking down at you.

Your bag had spilled open and all your little treasures had flown out.

Gems of emeralds, gold, and some pieces of iron were on the ground.

Technoblade kneeled down and picked up a brick of gold.

But before he could even stand up, your hand quickly grabbed the gold that he was holding.

Neither party was gonna be letting go of the gold.

After a small grunt left your lips you spoke, "Hands off boar! That's mine!"

The blood god scowled at your comment.

"Boar? And what makes you claim this as your own thief?!"

"I ain't no thief! I just am permanently borrowing these items! Don't act like you haven't ever raided a village boar!"

"I am not a boar! You stupid human! Has mankind really gone down this low?!"

"Oi! Why do you talk like some god?!"

You yelled at Technoblade to keep him busy while you sneakily began to gather the other items that had fallen out of the bag.

But Technoblade is no fool.

He saw what you were doing from the start, he just found you entertaining.

So he played along.

But your little yell war continued.

"I am a god!"

"Yeah right?! Of what? Little fuckin piglets!" You mocked him.

Technoblade's hand clenched in frustration, bending the brick of gold with it.

Your eyes quickly widened and you made fast movements to stand and back away.

"W-what the hell?!"

Technoblade smirked, "Do you believe me now?"

A bead of sweat greeted your forehead as it slid down your face.

"Yeah...sure thing. God of pigs!" You said and made a run for it.

But Technoblade didn't chase after you.

No.

He simply watched, and little did you know; he was going to keep watching.

~

Poor reader.

You caught his attention with your stubborn and bold words.

He was unsure if you were just stupid or brave beyond all hell.

Either way, you interested him.

And that was your fatal mistake.

~

Technoblade god, would watch you. He would work his magic to make sure your little thief self was safe.

But he would also slowly manipulate the world to make you more and more isolated.

There is one thing that hasn't changed between normal techno and god techno, and that is his want for you to rely on him.

But God Technoblade is so much worse.

He wants you to rely on him for everything.

Get up in the morning? Let him carry you out of bed to your wanted destination.

Need a bath? Let him wash and bathe you. Don't worry he won't do what you don't want...no matter how much the voices plead him to.

But...if you make things too difficult for him, he will make you pay.

If you constantly struggle when he holds you or cuddles you, or if you don't eat the food he cooks.

If you act ungrateful, he will make you rely on him.

How will he do that?

Well... he'll cripple you.

Blood God will make sure you can never move again.

Or at least on your lower half.

He will painfully break every bone in your legs starting from your feet upwards.

He'll make sure you cry and struggle.

He'll mock you:

"Oh now you're crying for my help."

"What's wrong little thief, can't handle the pain? I thought you talked all big."

"After this...I'll be the only one who can help you."

"Do you want my help now? Is that what you want?"

"I didn't think a lowly thief would be so ungrateful for this great message I'm giving them. Or maybe it's a bit too rough?"

You'll have to listen and feel the crack and shattering of your bones.

So...it's best not to struggle.

~

But don't worry, if you're a good darling, life will be full of riches.

But don't let the thought of the punishment ruin your fun little personality.

You can still tease him and all, just don't struggle physically, okay?

Now if you want to know how to make his man melt in your hands, while he is holding you ask him to read to you.

Or ask him a bunch of questions about war strategy.

Ask questions about the different god lore and which parts of it are true.

Ask him about past stories (tread carefully with this one, mainly stick to funny little light-hearted topics.)

Just be interested in him.

It'll make him feel good.

Or even better?

Play a game of chess with him.

It doesn't have to be serious, he actually prefers it like that with you.

~

In short: you're playing a dangerous game...when you catch his eye. And remember... DON'T STRUGGLE

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Since I have now requested two god!Technoblade requests I want to claim 🐍Anon please,

Okay request time, Someone that hurt God!Techno MC, like full on got away before Techno heard about it.

Welcome to the chat 🐍anon!

This one is a lot more tame compared to my other god writings

Triggers: mention a manipulation, escaping, very brief mention of punishment, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

~Technoblade~

Let’s step back here and understand the situation better.

You didn’t just get away, you hurt him.

But, how did you hurt him?

Well, when Techno first took you in, he was very cold and distant.

He only would want to hold you, and never speak.

He never said affectionate words, would only just grunt and look at you.

It would normally take Techno about 4-5 months to actually loosen up around you.

But once he finally begins to open up, it just is up to you to push him.

So, in short, Techno opened himself up to you.

He gave you his thoughts.

He gave you his opinions.

He gave you his feelings.

He gave you the most precious things to him.

~

So now that we have that understood, how can you even hurt this tough man?

Well, like I said, he opened himself up to you.

And you now held his feelings.

If you were smart, you would take care of those feelings as he has taken care of you.

But instead, you used those feelings to an advantage.

You had Techno communicate his feelings to you, daily.

This put techno in the place where he genuinely thought you cared.

He thought you really loved him.

You finally accepted his love.

Or… that’s what the poor man thought.

He would have loved it if that truth was real.

But sadly, we all can’t have what we want.

So, you had finally worked your way to give the god a false trust.

So when you told Techno, you had a surprise and you needed to be alone to get it ready.

He had no problem leaving you alone to get it done.

He was very excited, so he went off to finish work.

He gave you your few hours of requested time.

So when he thought you had enough time, he knocked on the door.

“(Name)?”

“(Name)...?”

“....(Name)...?”

He waited a moment.

….

…

..

.

“(Name)! I’m coming in!”

With that, he busted through the door.

The window wasn’t open.

But it was obvious you escaped.

~

Sorry, but there is no way you can escape without him hearing about it, or discovering it.

But you were smart.

You knew how to hide, and how to destroy your tracks.

You knew the right places to hide, where it would take him a long time to even think to look.

And he was pissed.

He promised himself he would teach you a lesson.

~

It had been years since you got away from Techno.

You made a new life for yourself.

You were finally happy.

You didn't have to wake up stressing immediately like you used to.

You were now living in a duster village, and teaching at a small elementary school.

You had just finished up class, and gotten the children out the door.

You waved your last little kids a goodbye, before they went home.

And began to clean up the classroom, with a happy sigh leaving your lips.

After you shortly finished cleaning, you put your hands on your hips with a smile.

“All done.” You spoke to yourself.

“So, a teacher, huh?”

You immediately recognized the voice.

Your body froze in place.

Your muscles stiffened to a painful degree.

And your joints locked.

Your eyes widened to their limit, as your mouth slightly in surprise and shock.

Not the good kind of surprise.

A dark chuckle came from the figure standing behind you.

Who was it?

What struck such fear into you?

Technoblade, the blood god.

God of chaos and destruction.

He walked over to you, to face you head on

Your widened eyes, looked up at him.

His rough hand snaked its way to the side of your face.

His large thumb laid itself on your lower lip.

“H-h..how…"

"How did I find you?"

Technoblade chuckled from amusement.

"It took me a while, but I managed. Now didn't I?"

You couldn't even speak anymore.

Tears welled up in your eyes, as your shocked expression was slowly taken over by defeat.

"It doesn't matter how far you run. Or have good you hide. You can't get away from me."

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Hello! As you can see...I'm posting again. And I will be posting 2-3 times today, just to make up for the lost time. And as I am currently working on post #2, I just had a little idea to feed you little God! Techno readers of mine. So have this little idea to keep you entertained while I make your food of God! Techno.

Triggers: Nothing, just fluff and a bit of back story?

God!Techno

So like, what is it with God!Techno calling you "little theif"? Well...

If you haven't read the original post, you earned that nickname because you meet him while you were running from an angry village after stealing from them. But that doesn't have to be the only reason for your nickname.

I think he also calls you that because he likes to believe you were trying to steal his gold heart. So that's another he calls you that. Or you'll sometimes sneak on his crown/other expensive jewelry when you think he isn't looking.

But, techno would also call you his little racoon, because whenever he gifts you gold and shiney things, he notices your eyes light up, and you tend to keep them all in a little stash. That an just your size comparison.

Don't get me wrong, he also calls you normal stuff like sweet, love, dear, darling, etc.

But that is his favorite: Racoon and little theif.

:)

Hey! No need to add pressure or anything, but I really like that God! Techno fic:) I would like to request a part two but you don't have to if you don't want to, feel free to delete this if you don't want to! ✨✨

Of course I'll give you hungry hungry hippos a part 2!

Triggers: kidnapping, living with someone against your will, destruction of village, gore (no described in detail), bones being broken, delusional behavior, possessive behavior, toxic relationship, MAY BE TRIGGERS FOR ABUSE, unhealthy obsession, mention of unwilling relying on someone, mention of gruesome murders, mention of "being broken" (mentally shutting down), and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Techno

There you stood, the god of chaos in your grade school house classroom.

Your hands trembled, while he smirked with amusement.

Your eyes fought the hard fight to not cry.

The tears threatened to break through the dam of your eye lashes.

Technoblade’s large hand snaked up to cup your cheek.

His thumb and pointer alone seemed big enough to crush your face.

But he was as gentle as ever.

His thumb graced your upper cheek, next to your eye, to wipe away the few stray tears that decided to leave your face.

A sniffle was the only sound that filled the silent room.

Time almost felt like it stopped.

“(Name), you were such a foolish little thief to think you could steal everything from me, and get away.”

“Don’t you know? All thief’s must pay their consequences…and you, my darling, have gone too far for me to just simply overlook this.”

Your eyes widen as you grab Techno’s wrist as you begin to cry and beg.

“No…no Tech…”

“Tech..please! Anything but that!"

Your begs would fall on deaf ears to the god.

It's not like he wanted to do this!

But YOU were the one to run!

But YOU were the one that made the mistake.

And YOU were the one who left him, and had stolen his heart.

So...you had the pay.

But, Techno grabbed you face with his hand and squeezed your cheeks

Your tears now falling into his palms Techno sighed.

"Why must you make this so hard?"

"You mortals are good at so little things, but one of the few you excel in is pulling heart strings...all it takes is a single cry from you and you have the world at your hands…"

Techno pulled you into a suffocating hug, as his tusks rubbed against the back of your neck, as he took in your scent.

Your breath hitched from the uncomfortable situation.

All you could think of is what was about to happen..

So...what would happen to you?

Well, it depends how you play your cards…

~

What if you continue to beg and plead to him, well then MAYBE, he'll give you mercy.

And you'll only walk away with a sprained ankle.

After that?

He'll take you back to his huge home in the heavens, and place you in your bed.

While you cry he will tend to your wounds.

He'll then hold you, and whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

After that, you'll be sure to always be by his side, for a long time…

~

What if you fought back?

Well, if you're fighting back with the thought that this will annoy him and make him let you go..well I fear to tell you, you are far wrong.

Fighting back will only make your punishment worse.

Instead of just walking away with broken legs, or a cut off foot.

Once again, all depending on how you fight back.

But, it's very rare that he ever even threatens to cut something off.

~

What if you shut down?

Like you just stop replying, no talking.

Well...this would worry Techno.

And don't think you can fake a shut down... he'll know.

But if you actually shut down, Techno will skip the punishment and try to comfort you.

He will do nothing, but try to please you until you start to reply.

And after you reply... you'll never be the same.

You'll just be like a little puppy dog to Techno…

~

What if you don't fight back and accept the punishment, with no pleading?

Well, he'll likely break either your ankle or your shin bone.

He'll then, just like the pleading response, treat your wounds and whisper sweet nothings to you.

He'll hold you and comfort you all you need.

He'll call you his good little thief for accepting your punishment.

~

Now, just because Techno is acting all calm means you are safe from the storm of his anger.

Oh no.

He has thought this through, thoroughly.

(This part applies to all responses except the shutdown.)

Techno will wait till you are in an okay-ish head space till he'll show you his work.

He'll bring you over to a clearing in the clouds that show your village.

He'll ask you all about your life in the village.

Just before, he starts to destroy the village.

He'll make lighting, small ish asteroids fall from the sky.

He'll have other creatures attack and destroy the people.

All while you are forced to watch in horror, as you listen to Techno laugh like a mad man, and hear the people's screams of agony and pain.

You as well get to hear Techno finally go off…

We all know where that leads…

~

In short: (no in short to many topics to cover)

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TFW: attempted murder. How would yandere dream and technoblade react to their darling faking affection to get close to them, but only to assassin them by the orders of L’manberg because they are secretly a loyal member of the nation?

On the off chance that you are shared between theses two...

Triggers: Possessive/obsessive behavior, mention of fighting, murder, character deaths, mention of isolation, mention of psychological torture, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

Dream

Technoblade

Now…I must warn you dear reader…you have quite the pair with you.

They are basically the opposite kind of yanderes.

Techno only wants to worship you, while Dream wants you to worship him.

So…this will be a challenge for you little killer.

Are you up for it?

You better be.

So…let's say, you somehow catch both these pretty boys’ attention.

It will definitely be a computation for the first few weeks/ months.

But eventually, the pair will come to the conclusion to just keep you at Techno’s home.

It was either that or you are forced hip and hip with Dream.

**cough cough** #homelessteletubby **cough cough**

So, at least to say, Dream will be coming over a lot more often.

And if you stay with them long enough, he might even move in!

I’ll have to teach you, little killer, the proper way to act with these two.

So, to keep Dream interested, you’ll have to struggle a bit, but not too much.

Just enough to where it looks normal.

While with Techno, it's best to listen to what he says, and do everything he says.

Because in this situation, the one you're going to fear most in this “relationship” is the voices.

They are going to be the hardest ones to fool.

Now, how do you act if you are together?

Well it's rare, since these two will trade days of who gets you when.

In the mornings, you tend to be with Technoblade.

Even if you aren’t a morning person.

He doesn’t mind just cuddling with you, or taking you on a small relaxing horseback ride with Carl.

But, the minute it turns noon, it's Dream’s turn.

Dream usually wakes up around 10:30-11 if it's a relaxed day.

Dreams usually take you out on hunts or something like that.

And when it turns evening Dream will either take you to dinner himself, or that’s when he’ll hand you back to Techno.

But!

But there will be the rare occasion that they will share you together.

And when that happens, it's best for you to act more submissive and relaxed.

Evenings with them, together, usually are filled with Dream messing around with weapons or making plans and Techno just quietly reading, while you sit between the two bigger men.

Techno’s arm around your shoulder.

And Dream’s hand either around their waist, or hand on your thigh.

~

Now, let's say you’ve stayed long enough.

You have somehow not been torn apart by these two from their fighting.

You have somehow managed to work your acting magic and fool both the men and the voices.

Well..first off, that's impressive.

Secondly, congrats, Dream has moved in.

But you're still on the same sharing schedule.

I would imagine you assassination would go something like this:

~

It was early morning, before Technoblade even woke up.

You needed to get rid of the hunter first.

He could sneak attack you.

You wiggled your way out of Technoblade’s strong hold on you.

God, that got annoying.

No part of you felt remorse.

This was your job, your job for your country…Manberg.

As you carefully stood from the bed, not to wake the light sleeper next to you.

You knew Dream was a heavy sleeper, you could kill him easily.

Shit, you would kill him with his own axe.

As you left the room, placing your steps carefully, you had memorized what floor boards would squeak and which ones wouldn’t.

You walked across the hall to Dream’s room, and opened the door carefully. As you peaked inside, your face paled almost paper white.

But you didn’t let this small inconvenience affect you.

He left his Axe in his room.

So you took it.

It was heavier than you thought, and you weren’t used to it.

It would be a bit harder to fight with, but it was manageable.

As you made your way to the first floor where the kitchen was placed, and there you saw him.

He was cooking?

You hid the axe and acted like you had just woken up.

Dream had only heard you approaching, and looked up from whatever monstrous thing he was cooking.

When his eyes landed on you and a happy smile graced his face.

He had been a lot nicer since he had fallen for you.

“Morning, little doe.”

You gave him a sleepy smile.

“You look pretty cute in that hoodie, I must say.”

He said as he soaked in the sight of you in his hoodie that only went down to your lower thigh.

You hum in reply and walk over.

When you do meet Dream on the other side of the kitchen your free arm wraps around him.

“You ruined my surprise, doe.”

Before Dream could even fully turn around to face you as you had let go of him you were already swinging the axe at him.

~

Now this is when things get tricky.

You have two endings, one you successfully kill, or two you fail

~

Ending one:

You didn’t give Dream enough time to react and the axe ended up striking his collar bone.

He fell to the floor in pain, screaming out.

You quickly shut that up.

Your cold eyes were the last thing he would ever see.

After that, Techno was quite the fight, but you managed.

And when you returned to L’manberg, you were a hero.

You praised…

But…

Lucky you,…you have caught the eye of a certain god…

~

Ending two:

You hesitated on your swing, so Dream caught the axe and was quick to take you down.

He would tackle you to the ground with a large crash.

This noise would wake the piglin.

Least to tell you some explaining to do…

And your punishment will be a mix of isolation from Techno.

And psychological from dream.

By the end of your punishment you’ll never leave their sides!

~

In short: this will be a highly difficult job to pull of, and if you manage to do it, well..it all depends if you play your cards right~

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Hi, if yandere dreamXD and yandere God technoblade are both attracted to the same darling, then how will it turns out?

Oh boy!

Triggers: possessive behavior, mention of war, mention of death, mention of isolation, god complex (?), reader being abandoned/ignored, unhealthy relationship, possessive behavior, mention of reader having to wear a color, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

DreamXD

God!Techno

Having these two gods both attracted to you at the same time is just asking for your physical world to be torn apart.

These two never really got along as gods.

Sure they both loved destruction, but XD liked calculated destruction.

He liked the kind of destruction that was someone’s mental state.

He liked watching people slowly crumble mentally and emotionally.

XD didn’t always do this destruction out of his inner sadist.

No, sometimes he does it out of pure curiosity.

He finds humans so interesting, the way they work and how they think.

He loves to watch your kind’s thought process.

The kind of yandere XD is a very manipulative yandere.

So, he knows how to play with you in every single way.

But, it's not easy to grab his attention.

You likely have to be more than dedicated to the religion of XD, he likes it when you pray to him.

But he also likes a darling that when they talk to him, they talk to him like he’s a normal person.

~

Meanwhile, Techno is very different.

He doesn’t enjoy watching people slowly break mentally.

That's too slow and long of a process.

He’ll likely get bored.

But what he does enjoy is war among humans.

That is what he finds so interesting about your kind.

How humans can turn on each other so easily for their own selfish desire.

Techno loves how humans can be the bestest of buddies one minute and then no less than seconds later, trying to tear each other apart.

The human’s nature is unlike any other.

Techno prefers a darling that has a feisty attitude, and has balls to insult a god.

So in other words, if you insult this man, he will be quite amused.

Techno prefers a darling that isn’t a weak submissive thing.

He likes a little spice in his meals ;) ;)

~

Having said that, how did you grab their attention?

Well, let's say you were trying to be a devoted follower to the XD church…but you would also sometimes snag some of the more pricey offerings and bring them to your other god. Technoblade.

But you would also do the same to Techno’s church.

This entertained Technoblade, he would find himself watching you with a smile whenever you would pull your little heist.

Meanwhile XD was highly displeased.

And Techno knowing XD he wasn’t surprised XD came stomping over to his temple.

“Technoblade” said a very displeased XD.

Techno sat on his throne at the top of his temple’s altar.

With his offerings right below him.

“Ah, welcome XD, what do I owe the pleasure of?”

XD scowled from behind the mask and spoke, “Explain to me why one of your followers is in MY church taking MY offerings and bringing them to YOU.”

“Ah, yes. The little thief human. I have noticed them suddenly bringing in offerings of much greater value that they couldn’t dream of owning before. Was that from your church?”

“Yes! And I-“

“Now, now, XD there is no need to get all worked up. For they have done the same to my church, and brought it to yours. It is quite cute how they think no one is watching. Yes?”

“What do you mean cute? They’ve been taking from you too? Why haven’t you done anything?”

“XD are you really that blinded by greed? And I haven’t done anything, because I have been awaiting your visit. Have you ever stopped to consider the little mortal simply wants attention from their gods?”

“I mean think about it. They go through all the effort to take and replace, when they could just take.”

Techno’s words stopped XD in his tracks.

As much as XD hated to admit it, Techno was right.

Why would you go through all that effort?

And dear reader, why would you?

Well, you had been ignored your entire life.

You were either too feisty and not submissive for the other village girls.

That's how they all acted, submissive and like flowers.

But you weren’t a flower..

Or you were too clingy and naïve for the boys in the village.

You would just drag them down.

No one ever even paid any attention to you anymore.

That's when you found XD and Techno’s religion.

It gave you a purpose.

~

So after a few months of your little game and back and forth talks between Techno and XD.

They had come to an agreement that they would take you.

And the planned for this to work out.

But oh how wrong they were.

~

Living with these two is almost exactly like living with normal Technoblade and Dream.

Except…their gods..

But, slowly this little schedule would start to fall apart.

There will be much so much more fighting, and there is no “Toning it down” with these two.

They will yell, punch, brawl, insult, and everything else in the book.

And eventually it will start a war between these two and their followers.

And you?

You’ll be locked up, forced to watch.

It doesn’t matter how much you hate it, they won’t have mercy.

~

Now, normally you get two options with these kinds of head canons of how things will end with each yandere is like after they win.

But, that's not how this works.

The winner, no matter what, is XD.

He is the OG.

The gods do gods.

And he will always win.

He touched his cold heart when he found out you stole for him, just for a shred of your attention.

So he will win.

~

And what’s it like after words?

Prepare to have a leash around your neck constantly.

He will forever be on guard, and you will never leave his side.

~

In short: you're fucked in the end because of your selfishness, reader. Good Luck~

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I really love your writing!

I read the recent post about God! Technoblade and I felt my heart ache a little, if the orders are still open I can request a version of: God! Technoblade where the darling really falls in love with him after a few months

Ps: Please take care of your health, stay hydrated, and take a break if you need to

(And sorry for the bad english, it's not my first language)

(kiss ❤️)

Never apologize for bad English. It's my first language and I can't even speak it some times! You are lovely. I just had the idea of a Techno x chubby reader while writing this-

Triggers: Mention of heavy degration, mention of questioning one's self worth, mention of questioning reality, mention of slightly possessive behavior, mostly fluff, and very mild yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Techno

So…. Reader, you have fallen in love with a god?

Well we all know how the two of you meet.

If not, go back to the first Techno head cannons.

But anyways.

Techno, when he first got the signal that you liked him back, he thought you were fucking with him.

He let that first signal pass, but he wont be so lenient with other signals.

The reason why he won't be so lenient is because he’ll be confused.

And confusing isn’t something the great Techno likes.

Shit, he was still confused about his love for you.

So, you’ll have to start out slow with showing Techno your love.

But that doesn’t mean make it saddle.

Like, start with holding hands withTechno randomly.

Then maybe go from holding hands to a morning hug or a kiss on the back of the hand.

Techno might act a bit uncomfortable with this, but do not let his act fool you.

Keep going.

Maybe make him breakfast in the morning.

He does work a lot, and sometimes he just needs some reassurance that you will be there for him.

Even if he acts uncomfortable, he loves this affection, deep down.

Techno will likely always be a, but unsure about your feelings.

This isn't because he'll think you'll betray him, but because the voices convince you of something that will tear their empire down.

Did you really think you could get away from the voices just because he was a god?

Oh you poor reader…

So foolish.

The voices are your worst enemy in this world.

If you are gonna have to prove yourself to anyone, it's the voices.

They are judgmental and degrading.

But unlike normal Techno, the voices can allow themselves into your head.

This is the real hell of actually loving Techno.

During the first few months of you loving Techno, these voices will nonstop talk down to you.

They will make you second guess your love.

Second guess your personal life.

Second guess your worth as a human.

And at some points, even second guess your reality.

It’s no joke.

And it’s not fun.

But take this harsh and cruel degrading as kind of a trial period.

This is their way of seeing if you truly loved Techno.

And if you made it through the voices, well then…you did it.

Congratulations reader.

You have now successfully gotten to the heart of the god of chaos.

~

Now what is it like loving Techno, and him loving you back?

Well..

Completely different man.

Like this guy goes from a brick, to melted butter.

He is so much sweeter to you.

And much more physical.

Techno’s love language is physical touch and not words.

But before he knew of your feelings, Techno was way more verbal with his affection.

Now, however, you can expect the following.

Random hand holding while you two are on walks, or if yours just looking down at the human world from the heavens.

Morning hugs from behind, afternoon hugs from behind, night times hugs from behind, and just odd times of randomly feeling big strong arms wrapped around your waist.

(If you can’t tell I likes hugs from behind :))

Techno will also demand that you sit with him while he is studying war strategies made up from humans, or just reading.

He will want you in his lap and against his chest, while one of his hands hangs loosely over you.

And maybe, just MAYBE.

If you're a super duper good darling that day, the voices will compliment you.

Now, if you're the kind of person that says ‘I love you’ a lot, and you use the term loosely.

I would recommend you get out of that habit.

Techno rarely ever uses the phrase, and when he does.

It’s a very important moment to him.

Now cuddling with Techno, usually only happens at night when you are sleeping.

And you are either spooning (him the big spoon) or your lying on his chest.

~

And before you drift off into the land of sleep, Techno will tell you.

“Congratulations my little thief, you have successfully stolen my heart.”

~

In short: 🥺

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An idea I just had: forehead smooches for the yanderes (assuming that the taller ones were sitting/leaning forward/lying down when these happened)

I feel like Dream and Schlatt would be amused by it, since it’s such a small form of affection that you’re giving them

DreamXD, Techno and Wilbur would also be amused, but return the affection (with the voices now constantly demanding your affection)

Blob Dream and Ghostbur both letting out a small gasp/squeak before returning the forehead smooch, or as much as Blob Dream can do as a Blob. Probably just head rubs for him. But they will now surprise you with forehead smooches/head rubs if it looks like you’ve had a bad day. Thoughts?

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Oh boy! A lot of characters :) these are going to be more short and playfully. Not quite my normal head cannons.

Triggers: fluff, reader being mocked for their hight. Possessive behavior, and very mild like yandere behavior. This is safe to read for all.

Enjoy.

Dream

You giving Dream forehead kisses: He would be quite surprised, but happy. Dream would likely have to be either sitting/kneeling down for you to kiss his forehead. If not he’ll tease you by standing on his tippy toes to make himself taller, or he’ll just move out of the way. All while mocking your height (not everyone can be 6’2-or more Dream…)

Dream giving you forehead kisses: No matter where the kiss, it's going to drag on for longer than needed. So for forehead kisses, Dream will wrap an arm around your head to hold you in place while he gives an unneededly long forehead kiss. But he’ll also give you quick pecks randomly. The kisses can be a bit hard pressured sometimes.

Rating:7/10

DreamXD

You giving XD forehead kisses: it’s kinda hard, not gonna lie. But it is possible when he is sitting and working. And it's more like kissing the mask, but he still feels the pressure. XD will be very confused, and will ask what you just did, once you explain it he’ll go silent. He isn’t good with humans and their body language and affection language as a whole. You are as much of a learning experience to him, as he is you. So he will be very touched when you kiss his forehead for the first time.

XD givin you forehead kisses: Sometimes he will lift his mask to give you gentle and soft forehead kisses. But if he isn’t lifting the mask, then he’ll either copy the movement of a forehead kiss and put the bottom of the mask to your forehead and other times he’ll just do a forehead to forehead kinda thing.

Rating: 8/10

BlobDream

You giving Blob forehead kisses: It’s pretty easy to give Blob forehead kisses, when he isn’t moving around a bunch. But when you do kiss his forehead, all movements will stop. It’s like he is frozen in time. This only lasts for a few seconds when he starts to jump up and down at like mock 5. He will waddle and jump around squeaking from victory.

Blob giving you forehead kisses: well… he can’t, but, like XD, he will mock the movement and press his little smile to your forehead. Hopefully you don’t have a bad back, because you’ll have to bend over to let Blob give you forehead kisses. But he also will just nuzzle your cheek and hands.

Rating: 10/10

Wilbur

You giving WIlbur forehead kisses: Wilbur will be amused, but slightly confused of why you are doing this. But he has learned to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Wilbur will literally melt into your touch every time you give him or attempt to give him a forehead kiss. At times when he’s feeling cocky, he’ll make sure you have to use something to help you reach his forehead.

Wilbur giving you forehead kisses: Wilbur had been giving you forehead way before you started giving them to him. But Wilby is an aggressive yandere, so he isn't the most gentle all the time with stuff like this. In turn his forehead kisses will be forced onto you if needed. But the kisses themselves are harsh and just possessive.

Rating: 5/10

Ghostbur

You giving Ghostbur forehead kisses: He would be over the moon, but also a flustered mess. It would take a hot minute for Ghostbur to react and even process the sweet kiss. It is likely that you kissed his forehead while he was in the middle of talking. But when he does it he gets a hilarious expression. (Insert confused Deku face.) Ghostbur, like Wilbur, will melt into your touch with go puppy eyes.

Ghostbur giving you forehead kisses: Ghostbur will first ask you a million times if it's okay that he gives you a forehead kiss. But once you say the required yes a million times, he will give you forehead kisses very often, like when you're having a bad day or something. The kisses themselves are sweet, soft and gentle.

Rating: 10/10

Technoblade

You giving Techno forehead kisses: you will likely do this when he is reading to you. But Techno won’t freeze up like the others, no. He’ll just act like nothing happened and continue reading. Meanwhile deep down the man's heart is palpitating, and the voices are losing their shit. Some of the voices are angry-flustered and others are swooning and awning at how gentle you are. Techno will have a very light blush however.

Techno giving you forehead kisses: Techno’s main love language is physical touch, so after clearing it with you first, forehead kisses are pretty common. Most of the time it's his way of saying good morning and goodnight. It’s a good way to start and end the day with both of you. The kisses themselves are sweet, long, and meaningful.

Rating:9/10

Schlatt

You giving Schlatt forehead kisses: Yeah…no. This man will barely give you the chance. But if you somehow do give him one, he’ll freeze up for a moment. Schlatt would then slowly pull his gaze over to you and glare. He’s not happy on the outside, but he won't yell. He'll just tell you to leave him alone. But, deep down, he did appreciate it. That's if he’s not in a good mood. But if he is in more of a neutral mood/cocky, good mood. Schlatt will make sure you can’t reach his forehead and then mock you about your height. :(

Schlatt giving you forehead kisses: This never happens while you are awake. Schlatt doesn’t want to take the chance, so whenever you are sleeping, that's when he strikes. He’ll give you a fast kiss before getting his ram lookin’ ass out of there. The kisses themselves are actually soft and loving.

Rating: 6/10

What about someone who abused God!Technoblade's S/O before he met them?

Ooh. I like this one!

Triggers: Mention of abuse, description of abuse and extreme bullying, mention of possessive behavior, mention of gore and torture, mention of isolation, mention of attempt to gouge out eye, and yandere like behaviors. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN READING THIS!

Enjoy.

God!Techno

Okay, so let's start out with a brief backstory.

You were an outcast in your village.

Specifically in your school.

Everyone hated you, why?

Simple, you came from a wealthy family, and for some reason your parents decided to live the humble life.

You were beaten to a pulp almost daily by your classmates.

Whether it was on your way to school or on your way home, the same group of kids would always beat you till your skin was full of bruises and scratches.

Shit, you even still had a few scars to this day.

One scar is under your left eye, from when one of these kids tried to gouge out your eye.

The group never gave you a specific reason for why they beat you.

But you could only guess because it was from your background and their growing envy of you.

Because those kids thought you didn't have to work a day in your life.

And they were right in a way.

You wouldn't have to work if you didn't want to, as long as you were smart with your money.

But you wanted to work, and feel useful.

And as you got older, the abuse from your classmates only got worse.

They would gang up on you even on weekends.

This got to the point where you stopped going to school, and leaving your house in a whole.

~

Now, how did big boy Techno find out about this?

Well, one day you were just chilling in his lap while he read, but the scar under your eye caught his attention.

He didn't say anything at first.

But slowly as the days went by, and his curiosity grew.

"Little thief?" He asks while at the breakfast table with you.

"Hm?"

"That scar, under your eye. Where does it come from?" He asks, putting down his book.

(Techno usually keeps you at his "house" (it's more like a huge cabin) in the tundra while he spends his days in the heavens working. But he'll sit with you for breakfast.)

"Oh, that? Just when I was bullied when I was a kid." You shrugged, as you try not to let it bother you.

This statement had all of Techno's attention on you.

"Please, my love, do continue."

And this will lead into a spiral of questions and answers about your past experiences with the bullies.

~

Now, what comes out of this?

Well, Techno would immediately take that day off to give you some late comfort and he would start to check in a lot more on your mental state.

Shit he might even come back home with some beautiful golden jewelry and may or may not just give you a crown.

He'll put the crown on you, along with his red king's cape and cup your cheeks and say.

"You are the royalty that even us gods must bow to."

And if you are still feeling shitty about yourself from what the bullies said, Techno will be sure to flaunt you off to all of his god friends.

And the god friends will not hesitate to compliment you, but from a distance.

They don't want to deal with an angry Techno.

~

Then what about the bullies?

Well, surprise surprise, they still live in the same run down villages.

And Techno will be sure to put them through hell.

Whether that is physically torturing them, or getting a certain XD to slowly ruin their lives and mental states.

They will go through living hell, and if you are cruel enough, Techno will allow you to watch them being tortured.

These bullies will scream for mercy.

But remember what they did to you reader.

Remember all that pain they made you go through.

Remember the hurt and agony from each insult and wound they inflicted onto you.

And let it sink in.

~

In short: Techno, obviously, would not take kindly to this, and will take the necessary steps to get back at your abusers :)

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I'm itching for some angst. Could I request for Technoblade accidentally killing the reader on the chase, they didn't die yet. They use the last time they have to spout their hatred to him and how they never love him. Techno's mind already sane on this part. I'm sorry if this doesn't make any sense

Alright! I got you!

Triggers: mention of unhealthy relationship, death described in detail, some serious angst, mention of blood, and yandere like behaviors (?). Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Technoblade

He didn't mean to do it!

It wasn't supposed to go down like this!

It was his fault, all his fault.

It was over.

You were dead.

You no longer dwelled on this Earth.

You have moved on.

How could he go on?

How could he continue living without you?

It wasn't supposed to be his fault!

It was an accident.

But yet it was still all on him.

He was the reasoning for your death.

He was the reasoning for your demise.

For your fall from their world.

How did it happen like this?

All of this work just to end like this?

All the fighting.

All the struggle.

All the yelling.

All the crying.

All the smiles.

All the hugs.

All the kisses.

All the laughs.

All the smiles.

Just to end like this.

With Technoblade holding your cold limp body, as an arrow laid claim in your head.

Your eyes rolled back and half way closed.

Your lips were dry and cold.

Their once vibrant red color now faded from lack of blood.

Tears fell onto your blood soaked face.

As a mix of loud cries and small whimpers came from the large piglin mix holding you.

What happened?

~

Well...the worst thing happened.

You had finally gotten the golden opportunity, And you took it.

You were outside with Technoblade while he took care of his animals.

You sat in the snow just watching the horizon.

He thought he could trust you enough, so he went inside for a little bit.

But when he came back, you were gone.

There were footprints showing the direction you took off in.

Techno quickly grabbed his bow and arrows, and took off in the direction you took.

He was mad, and saw nothing but red.

Your heartbeat picked up, fueled by both fear and adrenaline.

The determination to get away ran through your veins as your feet dragged you through the deep powdery snow.

Heavy and quick breaths of cold thin air filled your lungs.

Your head was blank with only the thought of getting to safety filled your head.

You didn't care who you ran into, as long as they were anyone but Techno.

But your high hope of getting away was quickly crushed when you heard heavy footsteps and huffing behind you.

Techno was hot on your ass.

And you both knew it.

Techno drew his bow, ready to fire at your left shoulder to take you down, but you had different ideas.

In a quick thought to lose Techno, you took a sharp left.

It all just happened in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Instead of the arrow piercing your shoulder, it got the spot right above your left ear.

And it went deep.

You couldn't even take a new step before you tumbled to the ground, already dead.

Your blood now stained the snow.

Techno called out your name, and rushed to your side.

That's where he was met with the sight of your freshly killed corpse.

~

And here we are.

You're dead, and watching Techno mourn over your lifeless body.

Your spirit had tears down your colorless cheeks.

Why...why were you crying…

It was a mystery to the world.

Why you had cry over watching this man you hated so much, mourn over you.

Maybe it was because you really loved him deep down.

Maybe it was because you didn't want to die.

Or maybe it was how you died.

Maybe it was the realization of the situation you were in.

Why weren't you up in the afterlife?

Was there an afterlife?

All these questions were left unanswered by the universe.

Maybe they were better left unanswered.

Who knows.

All that currently filled his and your head was the current sights in front of you.

~

In short: (N/a).

Word count: 637

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What about... God Techno with another god?

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Good idea!

Triggers: mention of death, mention of limbs being cut off, possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Techno

Techno had always been a more secluded god.

Really only speaking when he felt his opinion was important.

He didn't talk to anyone about his anarchist views or his want for constant war amongst the humans.

All the other gods either looked bored, or just scared.

They acted like he was out of his mind.

But…

That's when you came along.

The god/goddess/deity of the rich, greedy, and fortune.

You weren't the most pure god, but you had your role.

Just as everyone else did.

You were kinda a pain in the ass to the other gods.

Always causing fights among them.

For you always had your people steal from the other gods' temples and bring them to yours or other's temples.

But your little scam wouldn't go unnoticed.

Techno always watched from the sidelines with amusement painting his face.

You were a little shit to say the least.

Maybe that's what caught his attention.

Or maybe it was how much closer you were to your followers compared to the others.

Or maybe how you would pray at other, less known, gods' temples.

You walked the line of kind and corrupt.

You were nice to those that deserve it, and cruel to those that have earned it.

Because in your eyes.

"The only excuse a cruel person has, is if the world they started in was cruel."

And Techno couldn't agree more with you.

But not only were you a little shit, but you also were one of the few that talked to Techno.

You didn't personally agree with his perspectives, but you like to listen.

Though you do find his opinions and thoughts interesting to hear about.

You also just like his personality.

He's a fun guy to hang around.

~

Well ..god Techno can't really force you to be his lover...since...you're both gods.

But he does pull out the good old manipulation and sob story!

This man will make you cry and feel bad for him, so you can comfort him.

He'll slowly make you fall into his chaotic hands, and keep you there.

There is no escape for you.

You will be introduced to Techno's possessive side very quickly.

He'll make it known what he likes and doesn't like you doing.

Talking to other gods?

No.

Looking at other gods?

No.

Interacting with your followers?

No.

Looking/talking to him?

Yes.

See? Simple.

~

It doesn't matter if you like this or not.

Techno threatens to tear apart each and every single one of your followers.

You can't let them get hurt!

What?

Did you think Tecno would treat you better if you were a god?

Oh honey, no.

You may be a god, but he is still so much more powerful than you.

And don't even think about trying to steal his followers.

You'll get your hands cut off.

Try and tell someone for help?

Say goodbye to your tongue.

Try to run away with the humans?

Say goodbye to followers and your legs.

~

And after each punishment, he'll tell you the exact same thing.

"I told you, my little deity. You were trying to fight a war that you had already lost."

He'll just say with soft spoken words, as he holds your crying and struggling form.

~

In short: your situation isn't much better because you are god. It's not exactly worse. But it ain't better...

Word count: 563

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Hey Madden what happens when their darling actually falls in love with them back, you know a good ol' Stockholm syndrome

(headcannon for fundy/techno pls. That's all love you stay safe)

~🕊️

Hey dove anon! It's been awhile!

P.s. sorry I don't write for Fundy, only the characters listed :))

Triggers: possessive behavior, aggressive behaviors, talk about Stockholm syndrome, mention of being kidnapped, mention of "breaking", and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Technoblade

For Tecno, it would be pure ecstasy.

But absolute hell for you.

It's less of Stockholm syndrome and more of accepting that this is your new reality.

It's a sad reality honestly.

And it took you forever to accept it.

It took every fiber in your being to accept that this is where you are now and this is where you forever will be.

Stuck in this cabin in the middle of the Arctic with this man that is insane.

So calling this little feeling Stockholm syndrome isn't quite the right word.

I am going to assume that you are semi mentally stable.

Well enough to know how you feel about someone.

Sure, some days you will find yourself questioning if you do really love him.

But your mind finds itself quickly kicking you back into reality.

Do not think you are sneaky because you are pretending to love Techno.

There is no point in acting like it.

As long as you are submissive and do as he says, he’s happy.

Techno is well aware of your current mental state and feelings.

But, like I said, he does not care.

Techno just wants you to be there when he gets home from his ventures.

Your arms open for a hug, and a fresh warm dinner on the table.

He wants you to listen to his amazing stories of how he beat up this one huge mob.

And that's exactly what you do.

No with lively eyes like he would like.

But he is still thankful nonetheless.

Life itself wouldn’t change that much routine wise.

But you do have more freedom.

Like you're allowed to go outside and feed/tend to the animals.

Or you can take small walks around the mountain.

Only on the trails he marked out of course, but walks alone were nice.

It was a short escape from the suffocating piglin man…

But, you did have a certain amount of time that you can be outside of the house without Techno.

If you are even a minute late to that time, he will lecture you.

But, hey, at least it's not full of punishment.

Techno still understands that you might have been tired, so you might not be as fast as normal.

But then you’ll get lectured on going on a walk when you're tired.

~

Though now they are more trustworthy, Techno will keep you held with much higher expectations.

Like there is no longer room for mistakes.

He believes that you have been around him long enough to know exactly what he expects.

He thinks that you should already know what he wants you to do.

(Even if you can’t read his mind).

He likes to think you can.

~

In short: Life wouldn’t be that much different, but it would be a lot harder. Techno will be more harsh and strict with you, expecting you to know what to do. When to do it. And how to do it.

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TW: mindbreak. How would DreamXd, god Technoblade and god Wilbur react to they actually breaks their obsession completely? Where they lost their ability to think or do anything without a demand, and just stared at the ceiling for the most of the time?

Triggers: mention of torture, possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, eyes being gouged out, harsh punishments, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationships, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

DreamXD

XD will not be happy to say the least.

He will question you a bunch of times, simply thinking you're just playing a cruel joke.

But when you don't respond or shy away like you used to, he's pissed.

He won't put two and two together to find out he's the one that broke you.

He'll think it was something else.

Don't forget dear reader, he's not fluent with humans.

And how could a perfect GOD break his darling?

He would never do such a thing, and you should be put at a sword point if you ever think that!

XD would rain hellfire upon the world, literally and figuratively.

He would do everything in his infinite power to seek revenge on the humans.

And you would be forced to watch this, only because he thought this would warrant a reaction out of you.

Well…

It didn't.

~

But after his rage dies down a bit, he'll finally find a way to fix you.

So don't worry!

You'll be back to normal and in his arms again!

~

In short: Mad boi, and being broken won't be an escape...

Word count: 187

God!Technoblade

Like XD, Technoblade will be beyond pleased.

In fact, you just standing there would piss him off.

But unlike XD, he knows why you're acting this way.

He is essentially pissed off at himself, but projects it onto you, and the humans on earth.

And it simply fuels his rage when you just lay there after he has pushed you to the ground.

And you don't get up till told.

Technoblade would likely lock you up for days on end, not being able to look at you.

But he does know what will get a reaction out of you.

~

Technoblade will get tired of staring at your lifeless eyes…

So…

Be gone with them!

Yep, he'll gouge out your eyes.

This will break you back into reality.

And don't worry, you haven't lost your sight forever.

He'll heal your eyes.

But if you act this way again, he will not hesitate to take away your sight permanently…

~

In short: Snap out of it as quickly as you can…

Word count: 168

How would god! Techno react with a child reader? What if god! Techno finds the reader (around 5 years old) wandering around in his main part of the forest picking flowers. The reader seems to be alone with no parent around them and quickly realized that techno is there and immediately comes up to him

Triggers: mentions of being abandoned, mention of death, mention of neglect, child reader, mention of war, slightly possessive behaviors, and very mild yandere like behaviors. safe for all to read.

Enjoy.

God!Tecno

Techno was simply going for an afternoon walk, trying to enjoy the peace.

That's all he wanted, was a little bit of peace.

Even the god of war has to take a break every now and then.

But what he wasn't expecting was to see a CHILD alone in the woods.

No, not a teenager.

Not a young adult.

A literal CHILD.

You had to be 6 at the oldest.

When he first saw you, he stopped in his tracks.

It takes a lot to surprise a god, but damn, you managed to do it.

Techno stood in shock for a while, just staring at you.

He watched you just run around and explore everything you could.

He observed how you tried to touch everything you little hands could reach for.

And if he was being honest, it was really adorable.

It was like watching a little deer explore without it's mother.

Speaking of mothers-

Where the hell was yours?

~

It wasn't until the shock wore off did Techno start to look around for an adult.

But there were none nearby.

It was just you.

A little child, dressed in summer clothes, alone, in the dangerous forest.

Your clothing wasn't even appropriate.

It was already early winter, and you were over here wearing short sleeves and having your legs show.

Techno kept watching you from afar, just in case someone did come along.

Though with more time passing Techno found himself conflicted.

What was HE, a GOD doing watching some human child?

This was a waste of time.

But...you also didn't even do anything.

Shit, you're barely getting your life started, and you're already being abandoned.

You're so young, you don't understand what's happening.

Something in Techno ached to save you.

You were gonna die out here.

And Techno, oftentimes, did get quite lonely.

He thought it would be nice to have some new energy around.

Someone he could talk to about the other gods, war, and other things of the sort.

~

Being so conflicted caused the big hybrid to huff.

This is what caught your attention, and made you want to explore that sound.

Though, you didn't need to explore for too long before you came face to face with him.

To you, he was a giant.

He had long pink hair, like a princess.

He wore clothes that looked like king's, and he had a huge crown on his head.

The only thing you couldn't understand was his head and legs.

His legs were weird shaped, they looked like an animal's back legs, and he wore the top half of a boar's skull over his face.

But, it didn't scare you, it only made him look more magical.

"A King!" You called out, not knowing what else to call him.

You, once again, surprised Techno.

He kneeled down to meet your height, "Greetings little one."

His voice was powerful, yet elegant and soft.

At this point you were convinced you were in a fairy tail.

"Wow…" you ran over to him. "Are you a prince?"

Techno could help, but let out a small chuckle, "I am not, little one. I am a god."

"A…god?"

"Yes, I helped make the earth. And the creatures that inhabit it. I also control some of your kind."

As he explained, your eyes lit up with excitement and wonder.

"Little one. What shall I call you?"

"My name is (Name), but you can call me whatever you want! What's your name?"

You spoke with such innocence it was almost criminal.

"Technoblade." He said with a soft smile.

"Where are your parents, child?"

"Oh..um, I'm not sure." You said turning your head to look around.

"They said I could come out here and play while they hunted, and they would bring me back when they were done." You said as if you were completely abandoned.

Techno could feel something boil up inside of him.

Technoblade offered you to come with him.

To live a life of luxury with him, and be his little prince/princess/royalty.

~

And that's how you would end up growing up.

~

In short: Who new the god to war had a soft spot for children.

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Hi, I was wondering if I could request for the yandere god!techno headcanons where reader ‘escapes’ but in actuality they ran off to try and get a gift for techno, or knows techno will chase them so they’re waiting for him somewhere with said gift. I wonder how he’d react!

Triggers: Obsessive behavior, possessive behaviors, mention of physical violence, mention of punishment, mention of mass death, mention of being kidnapped, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

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God!Techno

Okay...he's not gonna be happy.

Just putting that out there now.

My guy, he's gonna be pissed.

Techno will most likely punish you multiple times to go along with your multiple escape attempts.

He's also highly likely to trap you away so you can't keep trying to escape.

Basically, I'm trying to say it would be impossible to escape Techno.

But…

Let's say you do.

Let's say you somehow escape this beast of a man.

I do wish you good luck.

~

Alright, by some blessed prayer you escaped.

You better fucking run and be quick with that little gift of yours.

Hopefully you've already planned out your gift for him.

And hope you don't care too much about the place that gift is from.

Because you're not gonna have much time to wander around like some little duck.

This is grab and go hoe.

And that place you're getting the gift from is likely going to be demolished within a few hours.

That is saying if he doesn't find you by then.

You better start running when you grab that gift.

I would recommend hiding until Techno has thrown his little tantrum.

This is both to keep you from getting hurt even more and a good sign of submission.

To Techno, you coming out of hiding once he's done being angry, means you accept your fate and will come with him.

~

Right...so you've got your gift and you're waiting for him to notice you.

And once he does, don't expect him to be nice.

At all..

Techno is gonna glare at you harder than when you glare at the coffee table when you stub your toe.

He's gonna be so angry you'll be able to smell his rage.

And I mean it.

That half piglin side is gonna have him more hot headed then the nether.

You'll be able to smell the burning.

Not only that, but the pure aura of power is suffocating.

Hope you don't mind having a heavy chest!

Techno will grab you by your neck with a bone breaking grip.

Now I would recommend you give that gift.

It'll put him in shock.

This will hopefully save you from a beating.

Techno will just stare at the gift with a blank expression for a LONG time.

Techno.Ex has stopped working.

Seriously, he's just processing this.

Why would YOU, his captive...get him a gift?

Are you more screwed up than him?

Maybe.

Maybe, dearest reader.

~

After Techno finally reboots, he won't say anything.

He'll just throw you over this shoulder and bring you back to the heavens.

Now, don't think you are clear from punishment.

Techno will just be slightly more gentle.

Instead of slapping you across the room into the wall.

He'll just talk down to you, and give you a very harsh lecture.

Hey, at least you won't be sore. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Though... something odd..will happen.

After you are broken down into tears. Techno will kneel down to your height, and hug you?

Yeah, surprised, same.

Techno will hold you in a tight embrace, won't say anything for a while.

But eventually he will speak to you.

"Thank you."

That's it.

~

Now let's talk about what kind of gift to give him.

Gold.

Or something shiny.

This man's got one hell of a pride and ego.

Techno would love anything that shows he's a king.

Whether this be a big crown or a king's cape. (You know, the one with red cloth and white fur).

Though, a gold chain necklace/rings as well.

~

In short: Really, it's better for you to just ask Techno to take you to town. Like... asking isn't that hard...

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Can we get Techno with a darling that talk in their native language when they’re scared?

Sorry if it's short :/

Triggers: obsessive behaviors, intentionally causing destress/fear, mention of psychological torture, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

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Technoblade

Techno absolutely loves this.

He already is very interested in your native culture.

So when he hears you speak in your native language he is infatuated.

Techno will also try his best to learn your native language.

~

But, back on topic.

It does not take Techno long to pick up on this little habit of yours.

He notices it almost immediately actually.

So when he hears' you start to speak in your native language, he comes running if he is not the cause of your fear.

What dare scare his dearest?

Are you hurt?

What happened?!

Techno has a billion possibilities running through his head.

The voices don't help either.

They simply fill his fear by giving him more terrifying ideas.

~

That is how he'll react if he is the one NOT CAUSING your fear…

But it is a whole different story if he is the one CAUSING your fear.

I do pray for you if he is the one causing your fear.

Usually you speak in your native language when you're even the slightest bit scared.

Whether it be a jump scare and you screaming a curse word.

Or when you're nervous and spout out mumbles of your native language.

And every mumble will fill Techno with a sick satisfaction.

But Techno isn't the only thing that has noticed your little habit.

The voices have as well.

And by gods do they find it entertaining to scare you, just to hear you stumble over yourself in your native tongue.

As a matter of fact the voices go out of their way to scare you.

As much as Techno hates hurting you, there will also be a little part of him that enjoys it.

A little part of him that loves hearing your heart rate pick up.

~

In short: It's best to occupy him with teaching him your native language...or keeping this little habit of yours under control...

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Howdy! May I ask for headcannons about asking yan!techno (either god or normal i dont have a preference) to play tag in the woods? say his captive is bored and fidgety and wants to run around for a bit, and they dont try to escape or anything, like if he calls them they immediately run back. would he shut them down? humour them? say sure and give his 100% and not give them a chance? Thank you very much!

Triggers: Nothing really, just fluff! Safe for everyone to read!

(This might be a bit short)

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Technoblade

Oh my! Wholesome Techno alert.

I can definitely see Techno humoring this behavior, IF you have been a good darling.

He would definitely use this as some sort of a treat for gold behavior.

Say you've been behaving all week.

You've been compliant and haven't thrown a single fit!

You've eaten all the meals he has cooked for you, you've even cuddled with him on a few occasions!

So how could he say no to you.

~

It started with you walking over to Techno's reading chair with your hands behind your back and big ol' puppy eyes.

He looked up from his book, glasses on the lower part of his nose.

Techno raised a brow as if to ask what you needed.

You, in return, gave him a cheeky smile and asked him the question:

'Can we go play tag in the forest?'

To be honest, you caught him off guard.

He was expecting something else, but he was also pleasantly caught off guard.

It made him happy to know that you wanted to spend time with him.

Techno didn't care how you two spent time together, as long as you got to do it.

Techno sat quiet for a moment, still registering the question you just asked him.

Though once he gets it through his piglin head, he responded with a quietly yes, and nod.

~

You were so excited you could barley get your boots on all the way.

Techno chuckles at your excitement.

The moment you are out the door your off, running into the forest.

You had touched Techno's shoulder and yelled 'Tag!' before taking off.

~

The first time you played tag Techno had Steve right next to you during the entire game, just in case you tried anything or danger came up.

But as time went on Techno trusted you more and more.

~

In short: This is a wonderful game to play if you been behaving. Techno will 100% amuse you and play with you. Though…it can also be used a punishment…

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