I Absolutely Loved The Techno One Shot You Wrote And Was Wondering If I Could Request Something Similar?

I absolutely loved the Techno one shot you wrote and was wondering if I could request something similar? Maybe a role reversal, as in the darling is a mortal but yan!Techno is a deity of chaos/blood? It can be headcanons of how he "met" the mortal and took a liking to them or anything you'd want to write, really! I just really liked that idea.

Thank you! I'm glad so many people liked it! And I love this request ❤️

Triggers: gore described in detail, swearing, degration (not the kinky kind), god complex (?), And moderate yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

-Technoblade-

I have a feeling Technoblade would be a lot more... aggressive and mean than normal Technoblade would be.

Like, he would want you to bow to him instead of him bowing to you.

But I think a just as equally aggressive and stubborn darling would suit him best.

How would you two meet?

~

Technoblade, a rough translation to "Blood God" from African origins.

Also translates to, "The immortal blood king," and "Never dying master of blood."

He was a ruthless god, known for starting wars just to cure his boredom.

To him, humans were just like a game of chess.

But here's the thing…

Chess is a boring game if you don't have someone to play with.

And Technoblade was growing bored of single player chess.

And a bored god of chaos is a no no.

That is when he came across you.

Technoblade had decided to come down from the heavens to walk among the land of mortals.

He usually didn't do this, as he'd prefer not to walk with peasants.

But, in a desperate attempt to cure his boredom, he decided to take a quiet walk in a big forest.

Meanwhile you were running with a bag full of little goodies from a nearby village.

You were running from the angry villagers and an iron golem.

You were glancing behind you, and weren't paying attention to the god in front of you.

Once you saw you had lost the villagers you looked ahead, only to be met with white shirt, and a little bit of a males chest.

You slammed into the god, and you were the only one to end up on the ground.

Technoblade looked surprised for a second before looking down at you.

Your bag had spilled open and all your little treasures had flown out.

Gems of emeralds, gold, and some pieces of iron were on the ground.

Technoblade kneeled down and picked up a brick of gold.

But before he could even stand up, your hand quickly grabbed the gold that he was holding.

Neither party was gonna be letting go of the gold.

After a small grunt left your lips you spoke, "Hands off boar! That's mine!"

The blood god scowled at your comment.

"Boar? And what makes you claim this as your own thief?!"

"I ain't no thief! I just am permanently borrowing these items! Don't act like you haven't ever raided a village boar!"

"I am not a boar! You stupid human! Has mankind really gone down this low?!"

"Oi! Why do you talk like some god?!"

You yelled at Technoblade to keep him busy while you sneakily began to gather the other items that had fallen out of the bag.

But Technoblade is no fool.

He saw what you were doing from the start, he just found you entertaining.

So he played along.

But your little yell war continued.

"I am a god!"

"Yeah right?! Of what? Little fuckin piglets!" You mocked him.

Technoblade's hand clenched in frustration, bending the brick of gold with it.

Your eyes quickly widened and you made fast movements to stand and back away.

"W-what the hell?!"

Technoblade smirked, "Do you believe me now?"

A bead of sweat greeted your forehead as it slid down your face.

"Yeah...sure thing. God of pigs!" You said and made a run for it.

But Technoblade didn't chase after you.

No.

He simply watched, and little did you know; he was going to keep watching.

~

Poor reader.

You caught his attention with your stubborn and bold words.

He was unsure if you were just stupid or brave beyond all hell.

Either way, you interested him.

And that was your fatal mistake.

~

Technoblade god, would watch you. He would work his magic to make sure your little thief self was safe.

But he would also slowly manipulate the world to make you more and more isolated.

There is one thing that hasn't changed between normal techno and god techno, and that is his want for you to rely on him.

But God Technoblade is so much worse.

He wants you to rely on him for everything.

Get up in the morning? Let him carry you out of bed to your wanted destination.

Need a bath? Let him wash and bathe you. Don't worry he won't do what you don't want...no matter how much the voices plead him to.

But...if you make things too difficult for him, he will make you pay.

If you constantly struggle when he holds you or cuddles you, or if you don't eat the food he cooks.

If you act ungrateful, he will make you rely on him.

How will he do that?

Well... he'll cripple you.

Blood God will make sure you can never move again.

Or at least on your lower half.

He will painfully break every bone in your legs starting from your feet upwards.

He'll make sure you cry and struggle.

He'll mock you:

"Oh now you're crying for my help."

"What's wrong little thief, can't handle the pain? I thought you talked all big."

"After this...I'll be the only one who can help you."

"Do you want my help now? Is that what you want?"

"I didn't think a lowly thief would be so ungrateful for this great message I'm giving them. Or maybe it's a bit too rough?"

You'll have to listen and feel the crack and shattering of your bones.

So...it's best not to struggle.

~

But don't worry, if you're a good darling, life will be full of riches.

But don't let the thought of the punishment ruin your fun little personality.

You can still tease him and all, just don't struggle physically, okay?

Now if you want to know how to make his man melt in your hands, while he is holding you ask him to read to you.

Or ask him a bunch of questions about war strategy.

Ask questions about the different god lore and which parts of it are true.

Ask him about past stories (tread carefully with this one, mainly stick to funny little light-hearted topics.)

Just be interested in him.

It'll make him feel good.

Or even better?

Play a game of chess with him.

It doesn't have to be serious, he actually prefers it like that with you.

~

In short: you're playing a dangerous game...when you catch his eye. And remember... DON'T STRUGGLE

Word count: 1068

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Thanks for reading!

Title: loop

Ordering food is too hard.

It's too hard to decide what I want on the menu.

To find out what's on the menu, I have to tell the welcomer “a seat for one”

To ask for a seat for one, I have to get out of the car.

To get out of the car, I have to park the car

To park the car, I have to find a parking place.

To find a parking place,I have to drive into the parking lot.

To drive into the parking lot, I have to find where to eat.

To find where I want to eat, I have to figure out what to eat.

To figure out what to eat, I have to feel hungry.

To feel hungry, I have to think about food.

To think about food, I have to find the energy to think.

To find the energy to think, I have to find motivation to wake up.

To wake up, I have to fall asleep.

To fall asleep, I have to feel tired.

To feel tired, I have to take sleeping meds.

To take sleeping meds, I have to get up and walk to the bathroom.

To get up and walk to the bathroom, I have to sit up.

To sit up, I have to stop gripping my aching and empty stomach.

To stop gripping my aching stomach, I have to stop the stomach pain.

To stop the stomach pain, I have to go and order food at a restaurant.

To order food at a restaurant, I have to ask for a table for one.

To ask for a table for one, I have to get out of the car.

To get out of the car, I have to park the car.

To park the car, I have to find a parking space.

To find a parking space, I have to drive into the parking lot.

To drive into the parking lot, I have to find where to eat.

To find where to eat, I have to figure out what to eat.

To figure out what to eat, I have to feel hungry.

To feel hungry, I have to think about food.

To think about food, I have to find energy to think.

To find the energy to think, I have to find motivation to wake up.

Sorry if I am keeping everyone bored from not posting a whole lot. I am finishing all of requests in my in box.

And starting Monday I will be beganning my studies again, so probably I won't be posting as much, at least for the first week at least. Thank you 😌

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HEY! YOU! I am very much still showing up to read all the amazing stuff you write and I hope you're doing well! And X anon, if you wanna write stuff, go for it! You better be having a good day/night and if you aren't I hope that knowing people enjoy and are inspired by your work makes it a little better! YOU'RE COOL! <3

Y'all- my fucking heart- I can't take it 🥺

You said that Ghostbur would be scared of a more yandere darling... but what about headcanons for if his yandere darling was literally unable to kill/torture people? Maybe a situation like Blob Dream's, maybe they just have Rocket Duo's luck - but for whatever reason, they're effectively harmless, and any attempts end up more adorable or comedic than anything else. (Ace Anon)

Triggers: mild to moderate yandere like behavior.

Enjoy

-Ghostbur-

Ghostbur would adore you.

He loves how you have such a fascination and love for him.

He also finds it adorable how you try to be scary, but you're kinda like a hamster trying to hold a knife.

It's more funny and cute more than anything.

But Ghostbur is not stupid, he still knows your true intentions.

So he tries to sit down and have a talk with you over it.

He does understand that you can't do anything, but he just prefers that the aggressive thoughts be gone as a whole.

~

But Ghostbur does appreciate how you hold his cold hand when you get uncomfortable with how close people are getting to him.

Or how you constantly litter him with affection.

Ghostbur also appreciates how you ask him a bunch of questions about himself.

He likes to know that there's somebody out there that will love him no matter what his interests.

Ghostbur especially loves to cuddle you.

Why?

Because you hold onto him like he's gonna disappear.

You're so passionate with him, and your actions.

You're not much of a talker when it comes to spreading your affection, but you more or less show others with your actions.

You're not a complete heartless person that has no friends or anything.

But you kind of share the same friend group as Ghostbur.

This makes life slightly easier for you.

You know you can trust most of these people, and they won't try anything with your little phantom.

The difficulty comes when Ghostbur tries to introduce you to new people.

You can be kind of standoffish…

But other than that, you're practically harmless.

At some points if Ghostbur is in a playful mood, he'll tease you about your little conical attempts.

In response you get a tomato face, but you wear a soft smile.

Ghostbur loves that smile.

That satisfied smile, knowing for well you have Ghostbur to yourself.

~

Though I do warn you, just because you are physically harmless does not mean you are mentally or emotionally harmless.

This is where you need to tread lightly.

Do not use your words as a weapon, if you want to keep the man around.

Ghostbur does not have a strong heart, he cries easily.

So if word comes to him that you have been threatening his friends or loved ones, to break down.

This is his fault.

He tried his best to knock your intentions out of you, but it just didn't work.

He has to go away now, to keep you and everybody else safe.

And don't even think about trying to kidnap this man, he'll just break.

I'll sit in the room that you haven't placed in, staring blankly at the wall.

You shouldn't have a problem if you can keep your possessive side to a minimum.

Some possessiveness is cute, too much is just toxic and dangerous.

Like I said before, Ghostbur is no fool.

So don't even think about manipulating him, or he will shut it down quickly.

Ghostbur will give a few chances to redeem yourself.

It's up to you, if you take those chances.

~

In short: Ghostbur and this darling would work great together, if dear little darling knows how to keep their mouth shut and not use their words of evil. Like I said, tread lately.

Word count: 557

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Thanks for reading!