(not Meant To Be A Request, But Im Sorry If It Is More Like One)

(not meant to be a request, but I’m sorry if it is more like one)

So, in your opinion, do you think a pre-prison arc Yan!Dream would be scarier than a post-prison arc Yan!Dream?

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It's completely fine. And no I don't. I think prison dream is scarier. Why? Cause he's likely lost his mind. :)

Ooh that last one gave me chills… good work with god!Techno! And welcome, 🐍 anon!

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Lol thanks 😊

Hey! So sorry to say this, but I got a piling up inbox and I need to get through it first so requests closed!

I tried to send in a MHA ask to help not add as much Blob Dream content to the blog, but that has failed and I must give in to the worms.

Headcanons for if yandere c!Dream and yandere Blob Dream (or just Blob if it makes it easier) had to “share” a darling? Would it go well? Would it be a match made in hell? Would they even be looking for the same kind of person? (if you don’t want to do this ask/aren’t comfortable, you don’t have to do it. Take the time you need, take care of yourself, don’t force out anything if you need a break)

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IVE WAITED SO FUCKIN LONG TO ANSWER THIS ASK!

Dream's dialogue will be green

And Blob's will be orange

Triggers: mentions of manipulation, possessive behavior, mentions and non-graphic descriptions of gore, obsessive behavior, Mention of kidnapping, toxic relationship, excessive fighting, swearing, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

(also fluff at the end :))

Enjoy

..Dream..

..Blob Dream..

Least to say, things would be chaotic.

Blob and Dream are two very different yanderes.

Dream is a possessive and statistical yandere.

While Blob is an obsessive harmless yandere.

So, it would rain hell.

I would say they have a similar taste in romantic partners.

(Only because they are different forms of the same being.)

Blob only wants you to take care of him and play with him.

While Dream wants all your attention, and wants to use you.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't love you!

Just in his own.. twisted way….

So...Dream and Blob fight a lot.

You, of course, usually take Blob's side.

Dream, does not like this.

Honestly, could you even call this an argument…?

A full ass man, yelling at a squeaking foot tall Blob.

It's kinda more funny to watch.

Even if the topic of the argument is a little...scary, it's just funny to watch.

An argument would go a little something like this

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This had been going on for at least half an hour.

It's not like you could leave.

You'd just be hunted down.

You sighed and sat on the couch, as your two roommates kept fighting.

One roommate was like a toddler, that you actually liked.

The other was trying to be a lover.

You sighed and just kept watching the two children fight.

"I am the only one allowed to touch them like that, you weirdly shaped pint of ice cream!" Dream yelled at Blob.

"Squeak?! Sqeaaaaaak!" (Translate: Pint?! At least I am not looking like a neon bush on crack!)

"You bitch! Give me one reason why I shouldn't drop-kick you!"

"Squeak! Squeal!" (Translation: You act like your skinny ass even has the leg strength for that!)

You let out a loud groan, grabbing both their attention.

"Squeak!" (Translate: Look! You're giving them a headache!)

"I didn't do anything!" Dream would walk over to you, and sit next to you.

He'd then proceed to place all of his fat ass body weight on you.

"Are you okay, (Name)?"

Blob would hop over and give a few soft head nudges.

They will continue to bother you, until you've had enough.

You would suddenly stand up, and stomp off into your room.

Then slam the door and lock it. Dream and Blob would try to follow you, but to no success. Each of them would try to get your attention.

Dream would stick his hands under the door, and call out your name.

While Blob would try and crawl under the door.

The two would start to fight again, until one of them heard your sobbing.

Listen...you can only handle so much fighting.

Least to say...that was the last time they fought for a while.

~

Though when you came out the next morning Dream and Blob were passed out on the couch and there was a nice breakfast and small apology letter waiting for you on the table.

~

Now, living with them isn't always fighting.

There are times that these two work together.

And when they do...it's horrifying.

For example, if they have a common enemy; they'll. work together to exterminate the enemy.

Blob will likely lower the enemy into an isolated area/place.

This gives Dream the chance to either kill or kidnap the enemy depending on what you did.

If the enemy was trying to get close to you, and you weren't doing anything to make them closer.

The enemy will be killed.

But, if you were a back darling and needed to be punished, the enemy was kidnapped.

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What would punishments look like?

Well, Blob is completely against it, but Dream explains to him it's to keep you in line.

Least to say, Blob doesn't take place in punishments.

Aye, works out better for Dream.

Dream's punishment consist of psychological torture.

Remember that one enemy they kidnapped?

Yeah, you got a little too close to that person…

Dream will tear the enemy apart, and beat them.

He'll break ribs, legs, and arms.

He'll pull out fingernails, teeth, and hair.

Shit, he'll even pop eyes out of socket.

It all depends on how badly you fucked up.

But Dream will make sure you watch everything.

Even if he has to build something to keep your eyes in place.

~

After punishment is when Blob comes in.

He's the comfort.

He'll be the one you hug and cry to.

What can I say? It's a win-win for the two boys.

Dream gets to show you who's boss and keeps you in line, while Blob gets his cuddles.

But Blob doesn't get all the cuddles.

While your arm curled around Blob, Dream his curled around you.

He'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

As if a psychotic way of empty comfort.

As much as Blob hates you crying, he loves to be the one you come to when you cry.

~

One thing there's two can agree on is movie night.

They love it.

It would go a little something like this: (mini one shot thing?)

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The TV's light lit up the room, with it's light quickly fading past the shadows showing upon the wall. The color and tone of their faces changed with each changing scene of the movie. The moving pictures depicted on the digital device, reflected on their glossy eyes. Anticipation painted all their expressions. A small plastered it's way onto your face as you realized the peace that was happening. Dream was sitting on an end of the couch, with you leaning against his chest, and your legs intertwined with his. The position was against your will, but it was nice after a while. Blob sat in your lap, as the edge of a small blanket laid on top of him, and the larger blanket covering you and Dream.

The soda sat on the coffee table along with the half full popcorn bowl. Different brands of candy littered the table, with multiple pieces of food were on the floor. You placed your head back on Dreams of chest, catching his attention. His eyes slowly drifted from the screen to you. He was met with the magnificent sight of you and blob sleeping. His arms slowly warped around you, and a hand gently laid on Blob's body. Maybe things weren't always bad…

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In short: Dream and Blob will fight...a lot. But there are also plenty of sweet moments. But don't you dare forget that Dream is still Dream. And Blob is still Blob. Good luck~

Word count: 1,081

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Thanks for reading!

Y'all... really like that God! Techno character huh..like more than half my inbox is of god techno lol

Your headcanons aren’t super long, but I’d say they’re a good length. Long enough that it doesn’t leave you unsatisfied, but also not too long that it makes you bored when reading through it. Overall, a good length if you ask me

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Thanks 😊 just wondering. Cause if I need to shorten the lengthen, but the I'd say the average length is about 600 words